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Haha...Personally..I like family dinners BUT ITS SO BORING WHEN PHIL AND WILL AND TECH ARE TALKING ABOUT THEIR JOBS AND WHAT NEW VIGILANTE THEY NEED TO CATCH AND HOW HE HAS GOTTEN ON THEIR NERVES FOR THE 16TH TIME! It's also incredibly rude that I can't correct them on how I pulled off those stunts! It's a lot of hard work you know!
As of now though... I'm kind of running for my life from techno.
"Right fuck.. uh.. " Tommy cursed lightly under his breath as he sprinted towards a seemingly dead end.. come on Tommy.. think.. think.. think! What would tubbo tell me to do.. he glanced around the alleyway eyes darting and bouncing off the walls.. where could he go.. where could he go..
He heard the loud footsteps get closer..
"Theseus. Come with me and we don't need to make it a big hassle. We don't need the dramatics tonight." Prince spoke in a low tone seemingly unaffected by his late night adventure across the city districts I mean- that was 6 different districts all in 2? 3 hours!
"Dont you know Prince? I love the theatrics! But you know what else I love? Science. What's that one rule..? Law? Thing. Everything that goes up must come down?" Tommy smirked beneath his costume "I don't know if you've heard but.. I'm not exactly one for abiding by the law.." He snickered and pushed himself up into the air around him
Prince stared in confusion and almost amazement but also anger.. he was getting away.. but.. how is he defying the laws of gravity!?
Tommy smirked and pulled himself onto the roof acting like he hadn't just broke basic logic of Science as he continued to stroll over the roofs, finally turning back on his ear piece only to hear a very panicked "Oh fuck.. Techno has killed Tommy! Tommy is dead. How do I break the news to his family!? Oh god.. please tell me your okay Tommy.. " "Uh Tubbo? I'm fine..? I just escaped Techno so ill be heading back in a few minutes I just need to head from 6th to 12th.." Tommy smiled at the boy's worried rants.
"TOMMY!? I AM GOING TO KILL YOU! DONT TURN OFF YOUR EARPIECE AFTER SAYING THAT TECHNOBLADE IS ABOUT TO GRAB YOU? TF WERE YOU THINKING!?!" He scolded the idiotic boy
"Yeah yeah.. whatever. I'll see you in a bit." He yawned and turned the earpiece off again as he enjoyed his 'late night stroll' as he was reminiscing on his day. He woke up.. ate pancakes.. went to the skate park, hung out with tubbo and ranboob, robbed a bank, and toured the city, defied the laws of gravity and now he was heading home. What a nice day.. he smiled and climbed through the window tubbo had left opened for him
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"I'm going to kill you if you ever pull a stunt like that again." Tubbo glared as he Tommy and ranboo sat on the sofa watching some random movie they had probably never seen before. Until-
SLAM!
That's his family home then..
"HOW THE FUCK DID HE DO THAT?! HE JUST FLOATED AWAY?! WAS IT WIRES? HOW DID HE KNOW WHERE TO RUN TO?!" Techno growled loudly and stomped through to the kitchen.
"We don't know mate! Calm down.. we will get him soon.." Philza rubbed his temples and sighed
"What a baby.. having a tantrum about some kid 'floating away'" Wilbur snickered putting air quotes around the 'floating' part
"Oh shut up Wilbur you haven't caught him either! Mr. He threw me in a pond. Come on!" Techno grunted in return
Ranboo pulled a face at Tommy as they overheard what they were talking about
Tommy suppressed his giggles to yell out to his family "what happened this time? Who was it?"
"Theseus! It's ALWAYS Theseus!!"
Damn right it is.