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[3:02 AM]
Raven Reyes added Clarke Griffin, John Murphy, Bellamy Blake, Octavia Blake And Lexa Woods
Raven Reyes:
Yoooo everyone online?
Bellamy Blake:
Wtf Raven its 3 in the fucking morning
Raven Reyes:
im bored
Entertain me
John Murphy:
Bruh
Really?
Raven Reyes:
What?
John Murphy:
I literally was just able to fall asleep after doing pikes math hmwrk then YOU decided to FUCKING TEXT ME
AT
3
IN
THE
FUCKING
Raven Reyes:
Woah calm down cockroach
John Murphy:
FUCK YOU
Raven Reyes:
I would but I'm gay
Bellamy Blake:
I can literally hear him throw his phone from across the hall
Raven Reyes:
Where's O?
Bellamy Blake:
I dunno
Raven Reyes:
You're her brother
Bellamy Blake:
And?
Octavia Blake:
What the fuck?
Raven Reyes:
Oh heyyy
She's hereee
Did you come from fucking that Woods guy?
Bellamy Blake:
RAVEN
Raven Reyes:
What?
I'm just asking
Octavia Blake:
*Facepalms*
Raven Reyes:
*Facepalms*
John Murphy:
*Facepalms
Raven Reyes:
:D
Octavia Blake:
-_-
John Murphy:
STOP
Raven Reyes:
...
Bellamy Blake:
I need backup
CLARKE
MF WAKE UP YOU'RE THE ONLY RESPONSIBLE ONE
C
L
A
R
K
E
Raven Reyes:
And he calls us the annoying ones
Bellamy Blake:
SHUT UP DICKASS
Raven Reyes:
🖕🏻
Bellamy Blake:
C
L
A
R
K
E
Clarke Griffin:
WHAT
Bellamy Blake:
Shut these clown-asses up PLEASE
Clarke Griffin:
?
Bellamy Blake:
FOR THE SAKE OF MY SANITY AND SLEEP
Raven Reyes:
:)
Clarke Griffin:
...they look fine to me
Bellamy Blake:
THAT WAS BEFORE YOU CAME IN THE CHAT
Octavia Blake:
ANYWAYSSS
if we're going to have a gc at least make it bearable
Bellamy Blake:
FINE
John Murphy:
STOP TALKING IN CAPS DAMMIT
Octavia Blake:
Should we add the others?
Raven Reyes:
Yesss
John Murphy:
And where the hell is Lexa???
Raven Reyes:
Passed out from fucking Clarke probably
Clarke Griffin:
RAVEN
She's just tired from doing homework okay!??
HOMEWORK
not ME
Raven Reyes:
Chill out
You're just pissed she hasn't noticed you
Clarke Griffin:
YOU KNOW WHAT?
Hurry up and add the others before i leave this god forsaken gc
Raven Reyes:
WAIT, NO
I'LL BE GOOD
Octavia Blake:
For once
John Murphy:
Smfh
I'll add the others
John Murphy added Lincoln Woods, Luna Woods, Echo Frost, Monty Green And Jasper Jordan
Lincoln Woods:
Hi?
Bellamy Blake:
MURPHY
John Murphy:
???
Bellamy Blake:
WHY DID YOU ADD LEXA'S SIBLINGS!?
John Murphy:
I THOUGHT ADD MORE MEANS ADD ANYONE
Octavia Blake:
*Facepalms*
Clarke Griffin:
Ffs
Raven Reyes:
The more the merrier right?
Luna Woods:
I don't even know you guys
Jasper Jordan:
Hiii
Bellamy Blake:
Well at least you added Monty and Jasper
Monty Green:
Why at 3 am?
Clarke Griffin:
Raven started it
Lexa Woods:
Can i just ask why my phone keeps beeping??
It's literally 3 am
Lincoln Woods:
I could say the same, I literally have a test in like 4 hours
Raven Reyes:
WE NEED NICKNAMES
John Murphy:
Really?
Raven Reyes changed John Murphy's Nickname to TrashPrince
TrashPrince:
Are you kidding me?
Bellamy Blake:
BAHAHAHA
TrashPrince:
ASSHOLE YOU BETTER STOP LAUGHING AT ME
TrashPrince changed Bellamy Blake's Nickname to I Suck Dicks
Octavia Blake:
BROTHER??:o
I Suck Dicks:
WHAT THE HELL??
I DO NOT
TrashPrince:
I SAW GUY PORN MAGAZINES IN YOUR ROOM
Clarke Griffin:
HAHAHAH
Raven Reyes:
OMYGOD
Jasper Jordan:
Why didn't you tell us!?
I'm honestly hurt
Monty Green:
Feelings hurt B
I Suck Dicks:
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM!?
Lexa Woods:
Uh oh
Lincoln Woods:
You know what? *takes out popcorn*
Luna Woods:
*steals your popcorn*
Lincoln Woods:
o-o
TrashPrince left the Group Chat
Raven Reyes:
HEY
Raven Reyes added John Murphy
Raven Reyes changed John Murphy's Nickname to Permanent TrashPrince
Permanent TrashPrince:
LEAVE ME ALONE
CRAP
WHO'S POUNDING ON MY DOOR!?
I Suck Dicks:
ITS ME DICKHEAD OPEN UP
I NEED ANSWERS
Echo Frost:
Bet you their gonna fuck
Raven Reyes:
Echo your here
Echo Frost:
Duh i was merely watching the show
Raven Reyes:
Nicknames for everyone then, while we wait for the two to hug it out
Raven Reyes changed her Nickname to CoolBitch
CoolBitch changed Clarke Griffin's Nickname to *Fuck's Lexa for her People*
*Fuck's Lexa for her People*:
BITCH
YOU DID NOT
CoolBitch:
FIGHT ME
CoolBitch changed Lexa Woods' Nickname to Candle Addict with a hint of Clarke
Candle Addict with a hint of Clarke:
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU
CoolBitch:
Beat it Woods
CoolBitch changed Octavia Blake's Nickname to Better Blake UwU
Better Blake UwU:
YESS
Could've been worse
Echo Frost:
Why the long ass Nicknames?
CoolBitch:
Well why not?
Echo Frost:
It's stupid
CoolBitch:
Knock it off
I have powers
CoolBitch changed Echo Frost's Nickname to Panda mf
Panda mf:
Should've kept my mouth shut
*Fuck's Lexa for her People*:
At least yours isn't as worse as mine
Panda mf:
RIGHT HAHAHAH
Seriously get me out of here
CoolBitch changed the Group Chat Name to Shitty Group Therapy
Better Blake UwU:
What the
Candle Addict with a hint of Clarke:
May i ask why this is Group therapy?
CoolBitch:
We're high school Juniors
Connect the dots
Three of us do sports for a living, two do drugs, four are gay and the rest are mentally unstable
*Fuck's Lexa for her People*:
I mean...
Candle Addict with a hint of Clarke:
Yeah...
Jasper Jordan:
Is she wrong though?
Lincoln Woods:
Facts
CoolBitch:
Enough with the depressing stuff!
On with the nicknames
CoolBitch changed Jasper Jordan's Nickname to snorter
Snorter:
Why do I weirdly like mine?
Candle Addict with a hint of Clarke:
Because it's not shit?
Snorter:
Probably
CoolBitch changed Monty Green's Nickname to last brain cell standing
Last brain cell standing:
I don't see it
Better Blake UwU:
YOU'RE LITERALLY THE ONLY ONE ACCEPTABLE FOR COLLEGE
EVEN THE JOCKS ARE MENTALLY UNSTABLE
Candle Addict with a hint of Clarke:
As a certified jock i second that 🙌🏻
Lincoln Woods:
🙌🏼
Luna Woods:
🙌🏻
Better Blake UwU:
SEE??
Last brain cell standing:
I swear to god
If you guys don't go to college with me I'm dropping out
*Fuck's Lexa for her People*:
:O
Candle Addict with a hint of Clarke:
:O
Better Blake UwU:
:O
CoolBitch:
:O
Snorter:
:O
Panda mf:
:O
Last brain cell standing:
What?
There's something called breaking under pressure
CoolBitch:
But there's like a 98% chance of any of us not going to college
Last brain cell standing:
Well...what about the other two percent?
Candle Addict with a hint of Clarke:
*claps*
Snorter:
Oh my god *claps*
*Fuck's Lexa for her People*:
*Gasps in shock*
CoolBitch:
*Is shooketh*
I Suck Dicks:
Omygod
Permanent TrashPrince:
Actually
CoolBitch:
Well would you look at that?
A motivation quote is the only thing to bring these two back from killing each other
Panda mf:
Did you fuck?
I Suck Dicks:
What the fuck?
Permanent TrashPrince:
Ew no
Have you seen him?
Disgusting rat
I Suck Dicks:
Nah, have you seen that piece of cockroach ass? I'm way over his league
Permanent TrashPrince:
Fuck
You
I Suck Dicks:
Permission denied
*Fuck's Lexa for her People*:
HAHAHA
CoolBitch:
WERE GETTING OUT OF TOPIC
like i said Nicknames
Candle Addict with a hint of Clarke:
Ffs
CoolBitch:
Shut up Candle Addict
There's only two people in the gc who doesn't have a Nickname
Lincoln Woods:
I'm leaving
Lincoln Woods left the Group Chat
Luna Woods:
Oh hell no
You're not leaving me with these weirdos
Candle Addict with a hint of Clarke:
But...I'm here?
Luna Woods:
You're even more of a weirdo
Candle Addict with a hint of Clarke:
Motherfucker
Luna Woods added Lincoln Woods
Lincoln Woods:
What the hell?
Luna Woods:
You got your 2 seconds of peace
Don't be greedy and letting your younger siblings suffer
Lincoln Woods:
You're literally 10 minutes younger while raccoon is 20
*Fuck's Lexa for her People*:
Wait, you guys are triplets?
Candle Addict with a hint of Clarke:
Yeah but fraternal
CoolBitch:
Oh yeahh
I saw your dad at one of your games, he's a little dark skinned while your mom is lighter
Luna Woods:
She got the green eyes from him
Lucky bitch
Candle Addict with a hint of Clarke:
HAH
Luna Woods:
That's why i always tried to stab it out of her eye sockets when we were little
Candle Addict with a hint of Clarke:
FUCK YOU
THIS IS WHY I LIKE LINCOLN MORE
CoolBitch:
Stop squabbling
CoolBitch changed Lincoln Woods Nickname to *tries to be optimistic about life*
*tries to be optimistic about life*:
I AM
CoolBitch:
Suree
*tries to be optimistic about life*:
By the way i am sooo excited for the test later
I don't even feel like i lack sleep
I love math with Pike :)
Candle Addict with a hint of Clarke:
The Nickname suits him
*tries to be optimistic about life*:
:)
:)
Better Blake UwU:
Are you sure you're okay?
You're scaring me
*tries to be optimistic about life*:
Of course
CoolBitch:
Last but not the least
Luna Woods:
Can someone just turn off the internet?
CoolBitch:
No <3
CoolBitch changed Luna Woods Nickname to Sand Licker
Candle Addict with a hint of Clarke:
BAHAHAHA
*tries to be optimistic about life*:
HAHAHAHA
Better Blake UwU:
IM WHEEZING
*Fuck's Lexa for her People*:
Possibly the worst one yet
Permanent TrashPrince:
Now I actually like my Nickname
Sand Licker:
I don't know a lot about you
But i will find you
And kill you
CoolBitch:
Ooooh oh so scary
Big bad curly haired sand licker HAHAHAH
Better Blake UwU:
I CANT
I Suck Dicks:
THIS IS GOLD
Sand Licker:
How the hell do you even know i like the beach??
??
Questions need to be answered
CoolBitch:
Ummm...secret?
Sand Licker:
You're on my top 1 strangle list at this point
You annoying ass
CoolBitch:
HAHAHA