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    Barnes Blows It! reads the huge headline in giant, bright yellow text emblazoned across the cover. Below it, in less bombastic but still bold white letters: Former Teen Heartthrob Wrecks Car with 0.19 BAC!

    Bucky doesn’t need to open the cover and read the article to recite it by heart. He’s pored over every word almost daily for almost two years.
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    Or, the AU in which Bucky is a disgraced celebrity and damaged human being coming to terms with his amputated arm, and Steve is his attractive new personal assistant who takes absolutely none of his grumpy shit.

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