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ranboo: what r pronouns someone explain pls
karl jacobs: this is the second time youve mentioned this
ranboo: what are they
ranboo: pls
karl jacobs: ok fine
karl jacobs: like he/him or she/her
ranboo: is that why everyone is calling me him when my name is ranboo????
ranboo: i KNEW they were funky universal nicknames!!!!
ghostbur: no theyre like little shortcuts for names!!!!
ranboo: why are the shortcuts different for each person?????
ghostbur: It’s just whatever you want them to be!!!!
ranboo: what are the choices?? why are there so many???
ghostbur: well there’s he/him and she/her and they/them and thats not even accounting for neopronouns!
karl jacobs: am i witnessing a gender crisis rn or
ranboo: how many can i take
ghostbur:
ghostbur: as many as you want??
dumbasses on main
ranboo: i have an announcement to make
ranboo: all the pronouns are mine
big man #1: HEY GIVE THOSE BACK!!! 😾😾
ranboo: NO THE PRONOUNS ARE MINE
swilry boy: i don’t think this is what ghostbur meant
big man #2: YOU
ranboo: YES ME
big man #2: YOURE YHE ORNE WHO STOLE MU PR NOSUNS
ranboo: YES. MINE. ALL MINE :evil:
big man #2: STOLE MY FUCKCIFNRH GRNDER BITCH
bird: What the fuck is happening?
big man #1: RANBOO STOLE MY FUCKING PRONOUNS
bird: I don’t think that’s… possible?
technoPAID: everyones pronouns are gone crab rave
technoPAID: i taught ranboo well
bird: What the fuck does that even imply?
ranboo: call me genderman *disappears into the cover of night*
swilry boy: does whatever a gender can
bird: What can a gender do?
ghostbur: its best!!!!!!
big man #1: more like its worst any truthers in chat
ranboo: true
big man #2: true
my bf cost me an arm and a leg but actually only an arm: true
my memory fears me so sometimes it hides: true
time is money so pay me if youre reading this: true
i singlehandedly ruined mr beasts 20 mil trees challenge: true
bird: When did all of you get here?
big man #1: phil ily ur the greatest man alive but please stop using lroper fucking grammar 🔫😸
bird: No.
big man #1: FUCKING. BITCH.
ranboo:
ranboo: hm
big man #1: what does that mean
ranboo: phil i dont know if i can keep this up any longer
bird: What? Are you okay?
ranboo: i cant do this
ranboo: @/everyone PHIL DOESNT ACTUALLY USE PROPER GRAMMAR NORMALLY HE JUST USES IT TO ANNOY EVERYONE
big man #1: WHAT
big man #1: WHAT
big man #2: WHAT
swilry boy: WHAT
ghostbur: was that a secret?
technoPAID: how could you
technoPAID: i thought we agreed that what happens in the arctic commune group chat STAYS in the arctic commune group chat
technoPAID: i thought we agreed it was funnier not to tell anyone
ranboo: i couldnt lie anymore
bird: bruh .
big man #1: oh my prime. you just said
big man #2: wait.
big man #2: @ranboo HOW LONG DID YOU KNOW
ranboo: …
big man #2: WERE MARRIED A ND YOU KEPT THIS A SECRTE FROM ME???
ranboo: im sorry tubbo i couldnt betray phil
big man #2: SO YUOU NETRAYED ME INSTEYAD????
swilry guy: wow. i can’t believe you’ve done this
ranboo: im sorry guys it just w
ranboo: it was never meant to be
big man #1: YOU.
bird: mate
bird: what the fuck
ghostbur: oh!
swilry guy: anyone willing to catch me up
big man #2: not particualary
swilry guy: thanks
ranboo: but anyways. that was all a distraction
ranboo: while you werent looking
ranboo: i stole EVERY pronoun
ranboo: good night dream smp
big man #1: ITS THREE PM YOU BITCH!!!!!!!