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  1. The Gentleman Pirate's Guide to Seduction by

    Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)  

    22 Apr 2022

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    “I’m the Gentleman Pirate. I can’t go seducing my co-captain all willy nilly.” Courtship was an intricate process, after all.
    “Then romance him first,” Oluwande said patiently. “Start with a simple smooch.”
    "But... what if Ed finds me inadequate at kissing?" Stede had fulfilled his marital duties to Mary, but every kiss they’d shared had been stiff and perfunctory. He would hardly consider himself an expert at amorous conduct.
    "Blackbeard will probably flog you," Black Pete said, ever helpful.
    Lucius nodded. "Lash you with a tarred rope until your back is a gory mass of raw flesh, then rub beef-brine into your wounds."
    Stede gulped. "You two seem to have put entirely too much thought into this."

    Or, the crew of the Revenge + Karl the Seagull assist Stede with his relationship woes.

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