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The Story
along with tim and his dad, all 3 of us got to see the new episodes before they aired (seeing how tim's dad ruins the new episodes for tims mom) tim's dad wanted me and tim to follow him to another room. when we got theree we saw half of the cast who worked on Spongebob (not knowing that they produced such a show). they asked us if we were instrested on seeing the new show. we said yes and all 3 of us followed tims dad and we ended up in the episode room, where all the episodes were watched. when they got the vhs, it said "SBPILOT.AVI". I know this because every one saw the tape. when the crew put the VHS in, a title card came up. it said "NICKTOONS PRESENTS... SpongeBob SquarePants" then the episode began.
The Episode
the episode started of exactly like Help Wanted, but the french narrator was non existant. there was also no music.
Spongebob's wheight lifting room was now Feather weights. most likely to prove Spongebob is very weak. When spongebob Came out of his house saying "im ready im ready im ready ready ready", colors and picture semed a bit off. patricks "go, spongebob!" line was a bit off sync and i bit higher pitched. when he fell off his rock, it showed him getting up with his pupils rotating around his eyes with clams flying around his head. instead of cutting to the krusty krab, it showed Spongebob walking for 20 seconds. while this was happening, music from the fake spongebob lost episode (you know, the one patchy found in the sponge who could fly?) started playing. then the animators found this odd. as they were talking about how the music was supposed to be an instrumental version of "Living In The Sunshine, Loving In The Moonlight by Tiny Tim. AKA the song heard when spongebob is making Krabby Pattys. after the walking. he reached the krusty krab. now this is where things got weird.
this part had NO color. just animated pencil sketchings. it was also higher pitched, and looked and sounded 1 or 2 % sped up. when it came up to squidward washing the window, instead of "loser" it said somthing very inapropriate for a childrens cartoon it said "BIG ### NOSE FA###" (big ass nose cuck). EXTREMELY out of place for spongebob. when inside the krusty krab, the color was back on, and we can see mr.krabs firing the OLD fry cook. who looked like the guy in the future episode with the guy who had the biggest employee of the month picture behind all of spongebob's. i think his name was jim in that episode. but his name in this episode was timothy. next we can see the guy who rented patricks lawn in the "new neighbor" episode (at least i think it was called new neighbor. in this his name was dan. we can see tom (the brown fish), talking with mr.krabs. the conversation was this
tom: isnt that the fry cook?
mr.krab: yes.
tom:and you fired him?
mr.krabs:yes.
tom: YOU WHAT!? (in a very angry tone extrememly LOUDER and RAGEFUL than the one in "fools in april".)
the conversation ended. Then a blue fish walked twoards spongebob, breathing in very hardly enough to rip his skin off, then ear raping hyper realistic yell came from the speakers. spongebob had his skin back on, and the fish walked out.then a bubble transition came on. we were now outside the bargin mart seeing spongebob walk in. then the first time card saying "An Hour Later..." with the revenge of the flying dutchman narrator narrating it. then it came back to spongebob walking with a spatula. back at the krusty krab, it was already at the anchovie attack. with enough anchovies to make the krusty krab almost fall apart. from this part onward was normal. but spongebob making the krabby pattys went on for what seemed like 5 minutes. after that, when patrick walked in, he was silent. just walking in to a patty vault, taking what looked like three million and a thousand pattys in a wagon he pulled out of no where, just leaving the krusty krab. then the crew complained about the window stain, the spongebob walking music, the animated pencil sketchings and other problems. in the middle of that, the video went out of focus, audio started getting staticy, and the video becoming static. during the static it looked like there was a faint image of spongebob. with a staticy noise of mr.krabs saying what sounded like "you do not get this job now, GET OUT OF HERE!". then a faint video of spongebob running away from the krusty krab, but while crying hyper realisticly and his tears are replaced with what looked like blood. when the video went back to normal, we werre at a almost bottom view of spongebobs house. it was still daytime and it was raining heavily along with lightning and thunder sounds while during those so caled sounds, the screen quickly inverted and went white. 9 seconds of being outside his house, we were now inside spongebob was sitting on his red chair. looking at a photo album of his family. 5 secconds after the current view, it went behind spongebob. when ever he looked at a photo of his mom or his dad, a tear dripped on the photo. meaning that spongebob either mssed his family, or he was very depressed. then he said that he will write a letter to his parents, telling them that he sadly did not get the job. then he went to a desk that looked exactly like the one in "procasternation". he wrote a strange phrase on a peice of paper that said "お母さん、お父さん、私が落ち込んでいるとこのノートの後に自殺します。永遠にさようなら。". and tim's dad knew enough jappaneese to be horrified and disgusted to see this on a cartoon or tv at all. it said "mom, dad, i'm depressed and will be committing suicide after this note. goodbye for ever." i found out later by tims dad spreading it to tim, and tim spreading it to me (which happened in 2009 in febuary). but back to the story. after he wrote the note, he went to a mailing station and asked the mailer to deliver it to his parents house. after it was sent, spongebob went looking for a sponge eating creature. then he found one and then he commited suicide by making that creature eat his lungs and intestines and the rest of his body. all his insides were realisticly made as if intestines and other inside body parts were edited in. spongebobs screaming was hyper ealistic and it really sounded painful as if tom kenny was being tortoured. it got very staticy then something flashed across the scrren. we went back and paused on the image and what we all saw was disgusting. it was a picture of a dead baby. with its lungs and intestines and a large pool of blood around the dead baby. the photo wasnt just and kind of baby, but a dead fetus. it also looked half developed and its head was also chopped off. we countinued with the episode. the innocent sponges suicide was starting to get hyper realisticly drawn. then after spongebobs heart was ripped off by the creature, a extremely hyper ealistic blood curling scream that would send the chilliest chill down your spine and rape your ears blasted out of the spaekers making the entire room shake. it sounded as if tom was in so much pain he yelled his lungs out right into the microphone. after this the creature was feasting on spongebobs dead body. then the same montage from the sponge who could fly started playing in black and white. exept with more deppresing music and more newer episodes that didnt even exist yet. after that we were at the bikini bottom graveyard with most of the krusty krabs customers who knew spongebob, his parents, patrick, some guppies claming that they knew spongebob in 1st grade, sandy and various other fish from later episodes. the colors during this scene look very dull. after the current point of view, we were now in front of a tomb stone that said"Here Lies Spongebob Squarepants: Didnt Get The Job". Patrick was crying tears of hyperrealistic blod and crying like that to. this went on for 3 minutes. i suprisingly didnt find anything wrong with this episode because i had watched things like scary movies in the past. then patrick ran to his rock, pulled a shotgun out of nowhere and shot himself in the head. then we see gary is about to be hit by a bus. after it hits him, a hyper realistic dead snail corpse had now appered. then we see squidwards house. and i hear the people who work on the show that they really dont wanna know what happens next. it was squidward. celebrating spongebobs death. he was so happy and exited that he litteraly DIED of LAUGHTER. then the screen became off focus, staticy and way off. a faint video clip of spongebob inside a cofin appered. his eyeball was missing (his left one to be exact), his skin was rotten, green, moldy and bloddy. maggots were also eating the remains of his body. after the screen went back into focus, the credits rolled. but they were different. it was just white text during a darker and longened version of the montage from earlier. the video of spongebobs corpse in the cofin would apper randomly during the montage playing in the backroung of the credits.
after the credits the united plankton pictures logo is shown, and so is the nicktoons logo. but that was different. the difference was what it said and there was no splat. it also didnt say "created by Stephen Hillenburg" at the bottom.
after that, the short version of the classic "Nickelodeon Montage" bumper played. as if the VHS was a realesed tape.
the VHS ended.
after that, i thought it was a great episode even though the window graffiti and the spongebobs suicide and the other things. i couldnt wait for this show to air. 10 years later, tim had gone missing. so had his dad. i called the police to look for them but there was no sight of them. then i gave them photos of what the two looked like. unfourtanatly there were found dead. with there heads chopped off and everything like the fetus image from the episode the 3 of us watched back in 1998.