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M E N P I L L A R C H A T:
I'm Wet: Shinazugawa uses women's deodorant
SoundCloud: Scandalous
Titties Out Feeling Good: No not really
Titties Out Feeling Good: Who changed my username
Titties Out Feeling Good: I will punt you
Burn Baby Burn: SORRY, I THOUGHT IT'D BE FUNNY!
SoundCloud: How unflamboyantly distracted you all are, I believe our favourite Water Pillar just informed us of some very important information
Kaburamaru Kinny: Actually Urokodaki was my favourite Water Pillar
Burn Baby Burn: WAS NOT IS! YOU DO ENJOY TOMIOKA-SAN!
Kaburamaru Kinny: How the fuck did you get that idea I literally hate him
SoundCloud: Shut up
SoundCloud: Now Sanemi, inform us why you use women's deodorant
Titties Out Feeling Good: I'd rather smell of vanilla than smell like whatever the fuck "cold punch" is
Titties Out Feeling Good: Also I never gave you permission to use my first name
Kaburamaru Kinny: Oh wow that's even lower than the friend zone
Titties Out Feeling Good: That's right
Titties Out Feeling Good: It's the "fuck you" zone
Burn Baby Burn: THAT'S QUITE RUDE OF YOU, SHINAZUGAWA-SAN!
Titties Out Feeling Good: I honestly don't care
Dairy Queen Misty Freeze: turn off caps lock
Dairy Queen Misty Freeze: i can hear you yelling through my screen
Burn Baby Burn: Sorry, Tokito-San!
Dairy Queen Misty Freeze: kay
SoundCloud: Tomioka, what's your input on this flamboyant conversation?
Titties Out Feeling Good: Like he'll respond
I'm Wet: Ass
SoundCloud: Oh
SoundCloud: Damn
Kaburamaru Kinny: Did he call Shinazugawa an ass or was he just saying it? Either way I'm taking offence
Dairy Queen Misty Freeze: youre not even the one he insulted
I'm Wet: Kocho
Titties Out Feeling Good: That explains it
Titties Out Feeling Good: Kocho must've stole his phone again
SoundCloud: Again?
Kaburamaru Kinny: Yeah, he texted Shinazugawa at midnight asking him if he would say yes if he proposed. Turns out a very drunk Kocho broke into his house and stole his phone.
Burn Baby Burn: Not trying to sound uncouth but that story sounds very unlikely!
Kaburamaru Kinny: Kanroji-Chan said it's true, so it must be true
SoundCloud: Trust the gossip girl
Burn Baby Burn: I'm more confused on how Kanroji-Chan knew of that conversation!
Titties Out Feeling Good: Kanroji knows every piece of drama
Titties Out Feeling Good: I've given up making sense of it at this point
I'm Wet: Kocho told
SoundCloud: Okay yeah that makes sense
SoundCloud: I think
SoundCloud: You're trying to say Kocho told her, yes?
I'm Wet: Yes
Dairy Queen Misty Freeze: im sleepy
Burn Baby Burn: Then sleep, Tokito-San!
Dairy Queen Misty Freeze: gn
Kaburamaru Kinny: It's literally not even lunch yet how are you sleepy?
SoundCloud: It's probably because he's a kid and needs naps!
Titties Out Feeling Good: He's fourteen
SoundCloud: Your point?
Titties Out Feeling Good: Fourteen year Olds don't need naps
SoundCloud: Kamado Nezuko does!
I'm Wet: Insomnia
Titties Out Feeling Good: As Tomioka said, she's a kid who deals with insomnia, she sleeps whenever she can
Titties Out Feeling Good: Dumbass
SoundCloud: It's flamboyant how you can understand what Tomioka means from just one word!
Kaburamaru Kinny: I think you mean gay
Titties Out Feeling Good: Fuck you hetero
I'm Wet: Oh
Titties Out Feeling Good: Don't worry Tomioka I'll protect you from the mean straight guy
I'm Wet: Thanks
~SoundCloud changed the chat's name to: "THE NOT SO MEN PILLAR CHAT"~
~SoundCloud added: Kanroji~
~SoundCloud added: Kocho~
Kocho: Oh my! It appears I've finally been added to the chat Tomioka-San drools over!
I'm Wet: I don't
Kocho: Pfft, I somehow have never realized that's your name in this chat, how silly!
I'm Wet: Wait
Kocho: For what, Tomioka-San?
Titties Out Feeling Good: For Tengen to change your name
~SoundCloud changed Kocho's name to: Bitcherfly~
Burn Baby Burn: Profanity, Tengen-San!
Bitcherfly: I
Bitcherfly: What a rude name! I never took you as one to be so vulgar!
Titties Out Feeling Good: That's literally all he does Kocho stfu and stop playing stupid
Bitcherfly: Your name is also vulgar, whomever you may be!
Titties Out Feeling Good: I'm Shinazugawa, and Rengoku was the one who gave me this name
Burn Baby Burn: Tengen-San gave me moderator status and I couldn't help myself!
Burn Baby Burn: Here, Shinazugawa-San, if this makes you feel better-
Titties Out Feeling Good: If what makes me feel better?
~Burn Baby Burn changed Titties Out Feeling Good's name to: Hoe~
Hoe: WHAT
Hoe: WHAT EVEN IS GOING THROUGH YOUR PEANUT BRAIN RIGHT NOW
Bitcherfly: Oh my!
Hoe: I'M GOING TO FIND YOU AND RIP YOUR ORGSNS OUT FROMNYOUR THROAT YOU BPUMBASS STUPIF BUTCHBP FUCKETN
Hoe: DFVSDHBERHCFHDSFFVCVVVV
I'm Wet: Angry
SoundCloud: Thanks, Captain Obvious
I'm Wet: Who
SoundCloud: You're so dumb
SoundCloud: Fix your boyfriend
I'm Wet: No
SoundCloud: No, he's not your boyfriend or no, you won't fix him
I'm Wet: Growls
SoundCloud: What the actual fuck
SoundCloud: Why are you growling are you five?
I'm Wet: No
SoundCloud: Someone really needs to fix Shinazugawa he's the only one who can understand Tomioka
I'm Wet: Ass
SoundCloud: Kocho?
Bitcherfly: Nope! That one was all him!
I'm Wet: Attack
Kanroji: What about an attack, Tomioka-San?
Kanroji: And hello everyone!
Kaburamaru Kinny: Hello Kanroni-chan
SoundCloud: Funny how Obanai is the first one to respond to Kanroji
SoundCloud: Oh sorry, "Kanroni"
SoundCloud: Cannelloni-
I'm Wet: Blood
Bitcherfly: Can you specify, Tomioka-San?
I'm Wet: Angry
SoundCloud: What I've gotten from his cryptic messages so far is that Shinazugawa attacked his ass angrily and now it's bleeding
Kanroji: Interesting idea, Tengen-San!!!!
I'm Wet: No
Kaburamaru Kinny: Don't tell Kanroji-chan no.
SoundCloud: Actually I think he was telling me no?
Kanroji: This is confusing hmmf!
Dairy Queen Misty Freeze: guys
Bitcherfly: Whom may you be?
I'm Wet: Tokito
Bitcherfly: Hello, Tokito-San!
Dairy Queen Misty Freeze: rengoku is screaming
Dairy Queen Misty Freeze: and i cant sleep
I'm Wet: This
SoundCloud: This what, Tomioka? ELABORATE.
Dairy Queen Misty Freeze: oh
SoundCloud: OH WHAT???!?!
Dairy Queen Misty Freeze: shinazugawa is beating up rengoku
Bitcherfly: Oh my!
Bitcherfly: I'm surprised Tomioka noticed but I didn't!
SoundCloud: Why?
Bitcherfly: I'm with Tomioka currently!
Bitcherfly: However he's on the couch and has no view of the window, so I have no clue how he knew!
SoundCloud: Tomioka is a mythic bitch
I'm Wet: What
SoundCloud: You wouldn't get it.
Dairy Queen Misty Freeze: its quiet now
Hoe: Rengoku will be okay
Hoe: Eventually
Kanroji: What did you do?!
Kanroji: Uhmmm...
Kanroji: Whoever you are!
I'm Wet: Shinazugawa
Kanroji: My concern for Rengoku-San has tripled!
Kanroji: I'm so worried!!! I hope he's okay!!!
Kaburamu Kinny: I'm sure he'll be fine Kanroji-chan
Kanroji: Well if you're sure!
~SoundCloud changed Kanroji's name to: Yas Queen~
Yas Queen: Oh!
Yas Queen: Are you calling me a queen? That's so nice Tengen-San!
SoundCloud: Iguro what do you see in her-
Kaburamaru Kinny: A lot more than what I see in you.
I'm Wet: Wow
Kaburamaru Kinny: "W o w"
I'm Wet: You guys are mean fuck you
Hoe: Respect man, respect