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Published:
2022-05-02
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2023-05-16
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4/?
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Haikyuu chatfic, except no one is cishet.

Summary:

Hinata looked up at his phone, when a multitude of notifications went off. Nishinoya decided to make the questionable decision of starting a groupchat with EVERY volleyball club in it (excluding terushima) due to the tight clinching grip of boredom. Things get very lgbtq+ along with coming out, finding themselves, people end up dating, and angst is here to stay, fluff here and there but no promises for a cutesy fanfic :).

(READ THE TAGS. Also if your homophobic/transphobic, and or do not like poly relationships this is not your ideal fan fic.)

Notes:

This is a Co-Owned fanfic with two glorious writers.

Author 1: Charlie— Charlie_x he/she pronouns

Author 2: Jae— Lemonzu any and all pronouns preference for they/them.

Don’t hate us is all I have to say =] - Blue(Jae)

Chapter 1: The Start Of The Ever Growing Chaos Known As Nishnoyas Boredom

Chapter Text

Sunday, December 16th, 2012

Nishinoya stared at his  iPhone 5 blankly in his twin-sized bed (decorated in a plain red bedspread) wondering what to do, he had already practiced playing volleyball for around 2 and 30 minutes hours but quickly got bored with no one around to practice with. He’s practically eaten every snack in the house already, played angry bird, subway surfers, and other mobile games around 20 times or more already, also to top it all off no new interesting videos on YouTube!

So let’s just say he had some decent reason to raise hell on that fine, very suspecting Sunday evening...

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Nishinoya added Tanaka, Kiyoko, Hinata, Kageyama, Yamaguchi, Tuskishima, Daichi, Sugawara , and 100+ others.

32+ have left and 16 have blocked the chat 68 now remain...

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Nishinoya: Aww party poopers >=\ and also before you all ask, the everlasting disease of boredom has caught up to me grabbed me by my head, and gave me the abSolutely AMAZING idea od starting this group chat 😈.

Daichi: So what your saying is, supposedly boredom has made you start this group chat with a ton of people from EVERY boy's volleyball team that we played in school that will MOST LIKELY lead to pure mayhem...?

Nishinoya: Yeah Basically 🥰

Nishinoya: @Everyone

*10+ are online*

Nishinoya: Well then, Let’s start By Everyone stating your pronouns now all pronouns are welcome no neophobicness aloud we don’t support misgendering/ purposefully using the wrong pronouns here 🙄. ( or else...🔫👿)

Nishinoya: I’ll go first 😼, HE/HIM!!

Fukunaga: they/he

Yamamoto: HE HIM!!!!!

Daichi: He/she...

Sugawara: he/him! ;)

Ryuu: She/he I’m also trying out some neos too so try to use some 👻

Hinata: He/they/sun!!! 0=0

Kageyama: they/it/she

Yamaguchi: she/they! 

Kinoshita: he/they -*-

Kei: She/they.

Ennoshita: They/them 😸👍

Narita: She/her

Yachi: she/they/star/bunny 😊💕

Kiyoko: she/her trying out xe/xem...<3

Kuroo: They/them 🦵

Kenma: Why the leg weirdo...also He/she/they idrc if you stick to one or switch them up ig.

Yaku: they/she 👎🏻

Lev: THEY/HE‼️‼️‼️💪🏻😋 

Kai: she/they :) 

Atsumu: uhhhhh

Atsumu: he?

Osamu: she/they i think

Suna: they/them

Ushijima: what

Nishnoya: what do you like people to call you?

Ushijima: he

Tendou: THEY/XE!!!!!!

Akaashi: ehm they/she? I guess

Bokuto: UHHH HE/THEY I TGINK!!

Kita: he him

Kanoka: she/her i suppose :)

Komori: he/him!

Iwaizumi: i do not know, honestly

Oikawa: she/they!!!!!!!!!

Sakusa: um

Sakusa: idk

Sakusa: they/them?

Daishou: he/they

Hanamaki: my pronoun is he...

Hanamaki: bc i will never be him........

Hanamaki: no but fr its he/him

Matsukawa: uhhhhhhhhhh he/they

Asahi: they/them :)

Aran: he/she, thank you for asking 

Semi: douche/bag

Semi: im kidding, my pronouns are they/she

Shirabu: they/them :p

Kyoutani: he/him

Yahaba: mine are they/he!

Saeko: ur/mum

Ryuu: STOP SAYING MUM YOU ARENT BRITISH

Saeko: but its funny :')

Ryuu: her pronouns are she/they shes just a petty bitch

Saeko: SAYS YOU

Akiteru: oh

Akiteru: I didn't know kei had this many friends

Kei: i dont

Kei: i hate them all

Hinata: liar liar pants on fire@!!!

Akiteru: anyways, mine are he/him

Goshiki: THEY/HE!!!!!!

Kogane: THEY/HE!!!!!!

Tadashi: kei dont be mean to their face!

Ryuu: so she can be rude behind our backs?????

Tadashi: yeah duh?

Ryuu: wtf

Akiteru: you shouldnt go behind peoples backs, kei

Kei: ...

Kei: oh look at me and this opportunity, its standing right in front of me

Nishinoya: did they just make a reference or am i trippin

Tadashi: what 😭

Kei: sorry dashi

Kei: akiteru yk damn well you cant talk after what happened when i was in jr high

Akiteru: ...

Akiteru went offline

Nishinoya: damn what happened there

Kei: nothing lmao hes just damn a baby

Tadashi: right...