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1. pull the lever (wrong lever) by chameleonoverhere

   Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M, Other
   • Work in Progress

   16 Jun 2022

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
   • Background wee John feeney/Frenchie
   • background oluwande Boodhari/Jim Jimenez
   • Background Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs
   • background Israel Hands/lucius spriggs
   • background Mary allamby bonnet/doug
   • Blackbeard | Edward Teach
   • Stede Bonnet
   • Lucius Spriggs
   • Buttons (Our Flag Means Death)
   • Mary Allamby Bonnet
   • Evelyn Higgins
   • Doug (Our Flag Means Death)
   • Wee John Feeney
   • Israel Hands
   • Oluwande Boodhari
   • Jim Jimenez
   • Black Pete (Our Flag Means Death)
   • Roach (Our Flag Means Death)
   • Frenchie (Our Flag Means Death)
   • The Swede (Our Flag Means Death)
   • Ivan (Our Flag Means Death)
   • Fang (Our Flag Means Death)
   • Chauncey Badminton
   • Nigel Badminton
   • Spanish Jackie (Our Flag Means Death)
   • idk if I forgot anyone but I'm pretty sure every character appears at one point or another
   • Karl the Seagull (Our Flag Means Death)
   • cupid!ed
   • Blackbeard | Edward Teach Loves Stede Bonnet
   • Pining
   • Yearning
   • Angst
   • Romance
   • Fluff
   • ed is dead and accidentally winds up a cupid
   • Alternate Universe - Afterlife
   • Cupid AU
   • Sex
   • Anal Sex
   • Rimming
   • Blowjobs
   • Porn with Feelings
   • Slow Burn
   • Slow Build
   • ed is lonely
   • bottom ed
   • Touch-Starved
   • Bottom Stede
   • Top Stede
   • Top Ed
   • Gentle Sex
   • Rough Sex
   • Mildly Dubious Consent
   • Alternate Universe
   • Izzy character development
   • Comedy
   • Romantic Comedy
   • Overstimulation
   • Praise Kink
   • Hand Jobs
   • Mentions of Voyeurism
   • Humor
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Porn With Plot
   • Blow Jobs
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Alternate Universe - Magic
   • Subspace
   • but ed has no idea that exists or what is happening
   • Wingfic
   • Alternate Universe - Wings
   • Kind Of
   • If You Squint - Freeform

   Summary

   At the ripe young age of 35, in 1715, Ed had been standing in line at the afterlife looking at the possibility of eternal jobs. He’d meant to choose demon, he really had. He also didn't count on the Angel at the processing center pulling the wrong lever, but he's glad they did.

   Ed dies before he ever even gets to meet Stede, accidentally becomes a cupid in the afterlife.

   Please see content warnings in the Author's Note about very mildly dubious consent

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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