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GINGERBRAVE HAS CREATED A GROUP CHAT
GINGERBRAVE ADDED 57 PEOPLE TO THE GROUP CHAT
GINGERBRAVE RENAMED THE GROUP CHAT TO “GUYS PLEASE HELP ME”
Gingerbrave: GUYSD PLWASE HWPLP MW I;’M BEING MAULWD BY A PACK OF CAKW HOUDNSD,…////////
Espresso: we can tell by the group chat’s title
Latte: Shut your edgy ass and go back to drinking your coffee
Kumiho: UwU pwease hwelp mwe oniichan OwO
Sparkling: Wtf Kumiho
Wizard: How in the world did you create a group chat and add everyone in the vanilla and hollyberry dorm while simultaneously being ripped apart by dogs?
Almond: *Guys please help me. I'm being mauled by a pack of cake hounds.
Strawberry crepe: oh no we got a grammer police in the chat
Almond: *grammar
Strawberry crepe: fuck you
Almond: Language.
Wizard: Language
Carrot: language
Raspberry: Language.
Milk: Language :(
Parfait: language!
Pastry: Do not utter such cursed words in this sacred chat
Strawberry Crepe: >:( fuck u all
Almond: Language.
Sparking: language
Pomegranate: Language.
Mint Choco: language
Wizard: Language
Vampire: languageee
Raspberry: Language.
Latte: Language
Licorice: language
Black raisin: language
Mint Choco: how tf are you awake it’s 4 pm
Wizard: did you… type something wrong?
Vampire: na that’s just how she is
Vampire: oh nvm she’s back asleep
Rye: lmao raisin woke up just to cyber bully you L
Chili Pepper: L
Rye: YOU FUCKER GET YOUR HEAD OVERHERE SO I CAN CASH OUT YOUR BOUNTY
Chili pepper: ah shit
Strawberry crepe: you know what? god damn fuck it, screw yiu all go eat shit and die in a fucking hole you pack of dumb bitches
Almond: *You
Red Velvet: @StrawberryCrepe I think you should start running
Red Velvet: Pastry has her crossbow and has jumped out the window
Strawberry crepe: fuck fuck shit
Strawberry: @GingerBrave are you okay?
ANGEL COOKIE ADDED ANGEL COOKIE TO THE CHAT
Licorice: WHAT THE FUCK
Mint Choco: HAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHA
DEVIL COOKIE GAVE DEVIL COOKIE ADMIN
DEVIL COOKIE CHANGED ANGEL COOKIES USERNAME
Wizard: HOW
Sus: Hello :D
Sus: :(
Cream Puff: Wow, I didn’t know you could do that!
Latte: who added Cream Puff
LATTE COOKIE REMOVED CREAM PUFF COOKIE FROM THE CHAT
Latte: Ginger brave that fucker
Gumball: I mean can you blame the man he’s getting eaten by red velvets dogs
Mint Choco: wtf red velvet
Red Velvet: If he would stop KICKING KICKING MY DOGS, then MAYBE I wouldn’t have told them to attack him
Latte: I’m sorry, WHAT???
Parfait: I don’t know what concerns me more; the fact that Ginger Brave is kicking/abusing dogs or the dogs are shredding him.
Espresso: tbh, deserved
Pastry: I agree
Sparkling: wow that was fast
Mint Choco: wtf it’s only been 2 minutes
Mint Choco: how
Pastry: I have my ways
Dark Choco: why do I hear sirens outside
Latte: scroll up
Dark Choco: ah.
Licorice: Oh wow the all-mighty edge lord has woken up
Espresso: even edgier that you?
Licorice: shut up four eyes literally half of your blood contains caffeine
Espresso: at least I don’t dress in rags and wave a scythe around
Mint Choco: The edge lords are fightingngngngngng
Pomegranate: @DarkChoco get your fucking ass over here and do your part of the group project
Vampire: oh dang she’s angry
Wizard: This chat is so cursed and it’s only been 7 minutes
Mint Choco: not even Pastry can purify this place
Pastry: Excuse me?
GingerBrave: ppease hejp mse./;
Almond: *Please help me.
Vampire: haha no
Red Velvet: Suffer