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“Are you flirting with me, Iz?”
“Nah. I’m just a very funny fucking man,” he says, one-hundred percent deadpan. “Barrel of fucking monkeys, me.”
Lucius purses his lips, raises his eyebrows. “It’s adorable,” he says, realizing how warm he feels, how giddy.
Izzy looks around then leans in close.
“The offer you made the other night.”
“Yeah?” Lucius’ grin turns warm, suggestive.
“Does it still stand?”
“Depends. Have you been good?”
He rolls his eyes and lifts the corner of his mouth in a little sneer. “What the fuck do you think?”
“Mmm, nah. I bet you’ve been awful.”
“The fucking worst.”
Or:
Izzy Hands can’t be as bad as he seems, right? Lucius and Pete endeavor to find out.