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2023-05-24
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2025-09-21
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26/?
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Communal Showers with Besties

Summary:

Bad-hair day everyday:

Bad-hair day everyday:
I have emotional scars.

Alcoholic god:with that hair, its no suprise.

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Ghostbuster:
I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Either: Only if you also don't ask why

Either: I’ve dmed you my 7 pristine collections, Take your pick.

Ghostbuster:

Either:

 

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What if teyvat got a bit more modernised? From kameras they went to fones, they even implemented a school for all different ages, people with visions come there, to train themselves to fight against evil and make new friends who might understand them.

(Mostly crack but I needed to explain how the world works in this fic so yea)

Notes:

so um not like I'm ignoring my other works and prompts for this (I am.)

p.s: HTML FORMATTING IS HELLA HARD AND I ACTUALLY HAVE LEARNED THIS SHIT MAYBE IM JUST DUMB BUT RESPECT FOR ALL CHATFIC WRITERS OUT THERE WITH LIKE 59 CHAPTERS.

anyway here are all the usernames and all the characters I couldn't add in tags:

Monstand:

 

[ ] Amber - am going brr
[ ] Kaeya - Eyepatch chuunibyo
[ ] Jean - Gene
[ ] Diluc - Die luke
[ ] Klee - Arsonist in training
[ ] Eula - Aristocrat
[ ] Albedo - Geo Elsa
[ ] Fischl - Chuunibyo but cool
[ ] Razor - Furry
[ ] Sucrose - Sucrose <3
[ ] Bennett - Badluck- nett
[ ] Noelle - Best maid
[ ] Rosaria - Thiefs and Bandits
[ ] Lisa - Ara Ara~
[ ] Barbara - Barabara
[ ] Venti - Alcoholic god
[ ] Diona - Kill all alcoholics.
[ ] Mona - Astrology doesn't pay

 

Liyue:

 

[ ] Beidou - Eyepatch girlboss
[ ] Xiangling - Gorden Ramsay but nice
[ ] Hu tao - Ghostbuster
[ ] Ningguang - Throws rocks as a hobby
[ ] Xingqiu - Bad hair day every day
[ ] Chongyun - Exorcist<3
[ ] Qiqi - The walking dead
[ ] Ganyu - Goat girl?
[ ] Keqing - Confessions of a Workaholic
[ ] Zhongli - Broke god who invented money
[ ] Xiao - An emo
[ ] Yanfei - Law and order
[ ] Shenhe - Shenhe
[ ] Childe - Tarts made from dishwash and children
[ ] Yun jin - Prettiest opera girl
[ ] Xinyan - Rockstar (fire hazard)

 

Inazuma:

 

[ ] Itto - Man titties and exhibitionist
[ ] Ayato - Classist
[ ] Thoma - Bs thomas
[ ] Kazuha - Shitpoems
[ ] Ayaka - No one told me my hair was bad
[ ] Yoimiya - Arsonist (professional)
[ ] Sayu - Tiny Ninja
[ ] Raiden Shogun - Eternity >> Girlfriend
[ ] Kujou sara - Simp
[ ] Kokomi - Pearl of Wisdom
[ ] Yae miko - Who cares about people when economy
[ ] Gorou - Dogboy

Non playable characters:

[ ] Dainslief - Best boy
[ ] Paimon - Emergency food
[ ] Baizhu - Doctor
[ ] Scaramouche - That bird from Rio?

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter Text

 

 

Meow meow,bark bark,am gay

 

Thursday,11:00 am

 

Either has added Loo-mean,Venti, Kaeya and 48 more

 

Venti: Why do u know so many people. I am a literal god that's been alive for so many years and I know like five people

 

Kaeya: You are very much so exaggerating u probably know more people,your question should be why this group came to exist.

 

Either: Who's going to buy it if i say it was a mistake and i accidentally made a group with my entire contacts.

 

Jean: I believe i speak for everyone when I say no one.

 

Loo-mean: Lmao he lost truth or dare like the loser he is

 

Diluc: So you are saying i can leave?

 

Either: By all means you are allowed to leave it's just you can't.

 

Rosaria: What does that even mean?

 

Loo-mean: Dumbass made the settings so that no can leave without permission

 

Xiao asked permission to leave the chat

 

Permission declined

 

Either: Just because i can doesn't mean i will

 

Venti: Understandable have a nice day.

 

Childe: How do you literally have numbers of the fatui.

 

Either: You literally gave me your number but whatever and as for Scaramouche

 

Either: I borrow the word of venti,

 

Either: Ehe~

 

Childe: I c.

 

Zhongli: Greetings all.

 

Childe: Hello Zhongli

 

Kaeya: Man i can see how much of a simp he is

 

Childe: I literally just said Hi.

 

Kaeya: HeLlO ZhonGLi~

 

Childe: Ok then.

 

Childe asked permission to leave the chat

 

Permission declined

 

Either: Suffer

 

Childe: Why do we exist, just to suffer.

 

Loo-mean:

 

Either has changed names of 46+ people in the chat

 

Tarts made from dishwash and children: Isn't this way too long?

 

Either: No.

 

Tarts made from dishwash and children: Ok.