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  1. Double Dutch with a Hand Grenade by

    Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)  

    31 May 2022

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    In some ways, it wasn’t a surprise, if only because working for UNCLE never ceased to find new ways of surprising him. He’d come to expect the unexpected, as it were. Privately, he had to admit he kind of liked it. Kept him on his toes. Made life interesting. Ok, maybe the prospect of having a desk wasn’t actually making his life more interesting, per se, but it was definitely a change from the usual.

    It turns out that there is one thing about moving to their new home base in New York that completely catches him off guard—one thing that most definitely makes his life more interesting in the most complicated way possible—and that is Illya Kuryakin’s impossibly tiny shorts.

    (Or, UNCLE settles into their new headquarters, Illya wears short shorts, and Napoleon slowly loses his mind.)

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