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Part 1 of Jedi Web
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2022-06-21
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Umm... So my post may have went viral

Summary:

Obi-Wan's whole life changes because of a padawan who recorded a video and made a meme.

...

TLDR: Whoever thought giving Jedi access to social media was a fool.

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Chapter 1: The video

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Obi-Wan bit his lip as Master Che looked incredulously at Master Jinn. "So you're telling me, in the two weeks Obi-Wan has been gone, he fought pirates, was caught by slavers, started a slave revolt, escaped the slavers, almost blew himself up,"

"Offered Master Che. He offered to blow himself up." Master Jinn quickly cut in.

Master Che stared for a moment before yelling, " I don't care if he bloody offered to blow himself up or almost blew himself up! The fact of the matter was there were explosions around a youngling!"

Master Jinn quickly cut in again, "Padawan, I took him on as a Padawan."

Obi-Wan quickly added to his Master statement, "Really, Master Che, I am fine."

Obi-Wan shivered. He was quite sure if it was because he was so wet from the rain or the look Master Che was giving them both.

. . .

Padawan Lulu leoomi looked at the video she took of Obi-Wan, Master Che, and Master Jinn. 

 

Lulu thought to herself for a moment that this seemed private. That would have been enough in one universe to stop her from doing anything with that information. 

 

In this universe, there was the Jedi_Net. 

 

So, Lulu thought to herself; she was so going to win the monthly best post contest with this video. 

 

(Video Upload 99%)

(Are you sure you would like to continue?)

Lulu quickly pressed yes and uploaded it to the Jedi_Net.

 

(Video Upload Complete.) 

 

Chapter 2: Wet tooka... No that's Obi-Wan Kenobi

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Obi-Wan Kenobi standing there sopping wet, saying he was completely fine...

After starting a slave revolt, escaping from slavers, fighting pirates, and becoming a Padawan, all in two weeks!

 

. . . 

@Fisto_Sr_Padawan [Wtf is this meme? This can't be true? Right]

 

 

| @Padawan_Snow_Tooka [It is true @Fisto_Sr_Padawan you haven't seen @lulu_Healer_Padawan post?]

|| @Fisto_Sr_Padawan [@Padawan_Snow_Tooka I'll check it out]

||| @Fisto_Sr_Padawan [@Padawan_Snow_Tooka wtf.. it's real.. Obi-Wan really looks like a wet tooka as well...]

|||| @Padawan_Snow_Tooka [@Fisto_Sr_Padawan ikr]

 

@Bant_Jr_Healer_Padawan [Obi-Wan is my tooka friend first... I claim him #handsOff @ALL_JR_Padawans @ALL_SR_Padawans @ALL_Knights @ALL_Masters]

 

 

| @Quin_Chaos_Padawan [@Bant_Jr_Padawan Obi-Wan is my best friend...]

|| @Bant_Jr_Healer_Padawan [@Quin_Chaos_Padawan we all know he is your best friend... but he is my tooka. Futher, since your the best friend why aren't you bullying to eat more, he is positively skinny! :( ]

||| @Quin_Chaos_Padawan [@Bant_Jr_Padawan  HE HASN"T EATEN YET! I AM ON MY WAY TO BULLY HIM TO EAT] 

|||| @Master_Dooku [@Bant_Jr_Padawan Manipulation here is artfully done. I aprove of your claim on my new Grandpadawan. Though do mind your grammer.]

 

@Knight_Thal_Puppy [@Master_Jinn your new padawan is adorable]

 

 

|@Master_Jinn [@Knight_Thal_Puppy ... thank you]

|| @Master_Dooku [@Master_Jinn Mind your grammer, Padawan of mine.] 

Chapter 3: Tooka...IS MY NEW PADAWAN A TOOKA

Summary:

IS MY NEW PADAWAN A TOOKA

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Jinn sighed, looking at the post on the Jedi_Net.  

Honestly, people nowadays don't understand the meaning of privacy. At least Thal thought he was cute, but Dooku's interest in his padawan made Jinn want to cry. 

Furthermore, comparing his new padawan to a sopping wet tooka. Obi-Wan wasn't a tooka. He didn't act like one. He didn't look like one. Well, maybe except for his eyes, quivering lips, and drooping expression when sad.

Wait... as Jinn looked at the meme again. KARK, his padawan did actually look like tooka.

This meme will be bad for his self-esteem, won't it be. His new padawan will be quite a joke until this dies down. 

Has he already seen the meme?

Jinn sighed a breath of relief when he realized that he had not gotten signed up for the Jedi_Net yet. 

No younglings were aloud on it. Obi-Wan hasn't asked about it either. So Jinn can avoid this mess by not singing Obi-Wan up for the Jedi_Net and going on another mission.

He did see a mission for message delivery to a senator on Pantora. 

Jinn was glad that he got that figured out. 

Chapter 4: It was supposed to be simple!

Summary:

It was supposed to be a simple mission for message delivery to a senator on Pantora!

NO, YOUR HIGHNESS, YOU CAN NOT ADOPT MY PADAWAN!

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Qui-Gon Jinn looked at where his Padawan was sitting, just about out of hearing range...

 

Obi-Wan was in a pile of KARKING TOOKAS!

 

"As you can see, Master Jedi, your youngling would be well taken care of! My wife has always wanted a son; look, the tookas already adore him." Says the high-pitched adenoidal voice of the Senator in his ear. 

 

"My Padawan will not be staying with you. I know he saved your life from pirates and climbed the tree to get your tooka down." he grounds out.

 

The Senator huffs but relents after saying, "Fine, but he is always welcome here, and you must remind him he can stay here as my son."

 

Qui-Gon stiffly nods his head in silent agreement.

 

. . . 

 

Unbeknownst to Qui-Gon, when he was messing with the Jedi_Net to try to take and send an admittedly criminally cute photo of Obi-Wan in a pile of royal white tookas to Thal, he started to live stream the whole interaction to his profile on the Jedi_Net...

 

And his post may have went viral. 

 

Chapter 5: Tooka Child Goes Viral

Summary:

The aftermath

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