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Themasterofparenting: OH MY FORCE!!!
BadassMFW: What now?
Cryptidtroll: Curious I am, seeing so many capital letters.
Themasterofparenting: I got them all!
Themasterofparenting: ALL of them!
Huntress: Oh FORCE! Is that what I think it is?
Theidealisticbrainofthismess: Am I the only one who doesn't understand?
SkyguyJedi : Nope, I don't understand anything.
Flirt-obi: Same thing.
Flirt-obi: Anakin, watch your mouth.
SkyguyJedi: But I've always talked like this?
Flirt-obi: But now you have a Padawan, you must be a good influence.
SkyguyJedi: ME, a good influence for Snips? She's the one who came up with my nickname, she's worse than me.
Chaoticloverofexplosivecharges: Knowing you, I'd say you're just about the same level, except Tano doesn't have Skywalker's experience in causing chaos.
BadassMFW: Thankfully.
Water&SmilesAreLife: I agree!
Chaoticloverofexplosivecharges: Kit, you're literally standing next to me, why are you responding here?
Water&SmilesAreLife: I'm pointing out that you're doing exactly the same.
Water&SmilesAreLife: Shit, Monkk is choking on his water, I'll be back.
Chaoticloverofexplosivecharges: Kriff, is that Nautolan stupid? There are already several of them patting him on the back.
Chaoticloverofexplosivecharges: If only you could see that, we just got out of lightsaber training and he's going to see him shirtless and sweaty.
TheKing: Maybe we should send everyone pictures of him shirtless so that people get used to the idea and are slightly less disturbed when they see him in real life?
Theidealisticbrainofthismess: Isn't that a bit indecent?
TheMenacemadeinConsellors : I love the idea!
BadassMFW: @TheMenacemadeinConsellors, no.
TheMenacemadeinConsellors: But Master it's a genius idea!
BadassMFW: You just want some shirtless Kit pictures to put on a poster.
Cryptidtroll: I agree with @BadassMFW, I am
TheMenacemadeinConsellors: So first of all, Master, you too would love a poster of Kit, don't be a hypocrite, Kit is just too beautiful and sexy for anyone to resist!
BadassMFW: I confess, he's ridiculously too sexy for his own good.
TheKing: That's true.
Themasterofparenting: I agree, my own niece still remembers him.
Cryptidtroll: And a lot of walls remember people hitting them because they were watching.
SkyguyJedi : Can't we consider this a weapon?
Theidealisticbrainofthismess: A weapon?
Flirt-obi: I don't like where this is going... let it be noted.
TheMenacemadeinConsellors: Noted!
Huntress: Noted!
SkyguyJedi: No, but I mean, if we sent him half-naked to Ventress, maybe he could seduce her?
TheMenacemadeinConsellors: Oh my kriffing Force! If we can get him to cross Maul, maybe he'll finally rid Obi-Wan of the ridiculous Sith crush that's been stalking him!
BadassMFW: Language!
SkyguyJedi: Brilliant!
Water&SmilesAreLife: Uh... do I have any say in this?
TheKing: When you have that much sex appeal, I don't think so.
Water&SmilesAreLife: Okay.
TheMenacemadeinConsellors: So, can I start a Sexy Jedi calendar?
TheKing: I hope you're not planning on putting me in it, because that would be weird.
Cryptidtroll: Absolutely right, "sexy" I am not. Wise, ancient and venerable, I am.
Cryptidtroll: No, "sexiness", leave it to the young I do.
Theidealisticbrainofthismess: You reassure me, I can't even imagine myself participating in this.
Water&SmilesAreLife: I can!
Chaoticloverofexplosivecharges: Why am I not surprised?
Huntress: I wouldn't mind being a part of that either. We could even do a sale to make money #moneyforbabyclones
Water&SmilesAreLife: Well, then: Depa, me, Agen, Shaak, Anakin of course he's a crowd pleaser, Obi-Wan because people love him, Mace and Plo.
Themasterofparenting: Me?
BadassMFW: Wait Plo, me first: me?
TheKing: Mace fits in perfectly, but for Plo I doubt it, he's too famous to be a father, it's going to traumatize kids for generations if you do that.
TheKing: No, you should just do a whole calendar on Plo
TheMenacemadeinConsellors : Good idea!
Cryptidtroll: Master Tiin, you forget. Still young, he is.
Spaceismypeace: NEVER.
> Spaceismypeace has logged off.
> BadassMFW added Spaceismypeace.
Spaceismypeace: No.
Themasterofparenting: Saesee...
Spaceismypeace: I said no, and when I say no, I mean no!
> Spaceismypeace has logged off.
> TheKing added Spaceismypeace.
Huntress: STOP!!!
Themasterofparenting: Shaak?
Flirt-obi: What's going on?
TheMenacemadeinConsellors : What's this? Were you still there Obi-Wan?
Flirt-obi: Yeah... I got a little glitter bomb from Ahsoka, had to go change.
Cryptidtroll: Proud I am.
Flirt-obi: I'll make a note, Master Yoda.
Huntress: ANYWAY! I said, let's not argue about the details of stripping Saesee to sell his body, there are more interesting things to do.
Spaceismypeace: ... "details"?
Huntress: @Themasterofparenting! "I have them all!
Themasterofparenting: Yes! They asked me to adopt them all! All of them!
Huntress: YES!
BadassMFW: Congratulations!
Water&SmilesAreLife: Congratulations! Agen has his hands full but he agrees.
SkyguyJedi: Awesome!
TheMenacemadeinConsellors: Great, very happy for you all! (@Water&SmilesAreLife you shouldn't have spoken for Agen, now I have a picture in my head)
Chaoticloverofexplosivecharges: I'm filing my horns, you pervert!
Flirt-obi : Congratulations.
Spaceismypeace : Bravo !
Cryptidtroll : Great lineage meals, that promises.
Theidealisticbrainofthismess: This is wonderful news
TheKing: Wow, you must have had quite a party!
Themasterofparenting : I love my boys, I got such a great gift, I have the best kids in the GALAXY!
Cometinthesky: We love you too buir ❤️❤️❤️
Cometinthesky : Oh shit
Cometinthesky : You all saw that didn't you?
Water&SmilesAreLife: Yes!
Theidealisticbrainofthismess: Yes, who is this?
TheKing: Oh Force, are we that easily hacked?
Huntress: It seems so, let's just congratulate ourselves that our conversations focus on attempted internal murders and drivel about our lovely adopted children and siblings for Anakin
BadassMFW: Is that you again, Skywalker?
Theidealisticbrainofthismess: Am I the only one worried about the security breach?
Chaoticloverofexplosivecharges: Am I the only one who deeply doubts that Skywalker is involved?
Chaoticloverofexplosivecharges: I mean, that would take some serious skill, patience and more patience... I doubt Skywalker has that kind of quality.
SkyguyJedi: Hey!
Cryptidtroll: Qualified enough, I doubt he is.
Spaceismypeace: Skyguy's not that good at computers
Spaceismypeace: Yeah, computers and ships are nothing alike.
Spaceismypeace: And I remember him skipping computer classes to stay in the hangars
Flirt-obi: Buir is the Mandalorian word for parent.
Theidealisticbrainofthismess: And Anakin is not seen as a parent by his clones.
SkyguyJedi: I could very well be! I'm responsible enough to be!
Spaceismypeace: You could be a father? What does your wife think?
SkyguyJedi : What djfvom
SkyguyJedi : What ?
Spaceismypeace : It's called co-parenting
TheKing : Sure, Plo and Shaak co-parent their kids, and if the other one isn't available, Mace is the one to go to.
Theidealisticbrainofthismess: This time, I agree, you can't be a responsible parent without co-parenting, Skyguy.
Spaceismypeace: You definitely need a reliable partner before you start parenting.
Huntress: I agree.
Cryptidtroll: Nor a reliable grandparent.
Flirt-obi: Please stop giving him ideas, Anakin is too young to have children.
Chaoticloverofexplosivecharges: If Skywalker had children, it would be the end of the Republic, no less.
Water&SmilesAreLife So true Agen
BadassMFW: @Cometinthesky we don't forget you.
Cometinthesky: Shit.
Cometinthesky: Oh fuck.
Cometinthesky : Kriff it keeps writing, how do I turn this thing off?
Cometinthesky : Turn off the mic di'kut! And stop talking!
Themasterofparenting: Don't worry Comet, you'll be fine. And watch your tongue!
Cometinthesky: Yes buir, sorry.
Huntress: Why are you logged on to this chat?
Cometinthesky: No idea General Ti, I was just logged in. Sorry.
Water&SmilesAreLife: Oh kriff!
Themasterofparenting: Language!
Water&SmilesAreLife: Sorry! It's not just him, all the guys here are logged in too!
Flirt-obi: Wait, what?
Chaoticloverofexplosivecharges: We're in a training room, lots of clones here.
Flirt-obi: Ah.
TheMenacemadeinConsellors: You're just complicating things.
TheMenacemadeinConsellors : Grey, are you there ?
BetweenblackNwhite: Yes General?
TheMenacemadeinConsellors: Do all clones have access to this chat?
BetweenblackNwhite: It would appear so, General.
TheMenacemadeinConsellors: There, we have our answer. Thanks Grey!
BetweenblackNwhite : You’re welcome, General.
Cryptidtroll: Very clever, it was.
Themasterofparenting: Well, let's leave those details for the important part: I'm a dad!
Cryptidtroll: Agree I do!
Spaceismypeace: Stop talking about "details"!!!
BadassMFW: Yeah, and you better tell us how you get along with them so well, because mine are stubborn, AIN'T THAT, PONDS!
Leavethispondsalone: I have no idea what you are talking about, General.
BadassMFW: You see what I go through every day.
Themasterofparenting : Don't worry, I'll give you some lessons and you'll be golden parents.
Cometinthesky: They will never be as good as you Buir, you are the best.
Themasterofparenting: 😍
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Plo kept an eye on his com but clearly, he was cuddling his children.