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“What’s wrong, Cas?” Dean asked, reaching out to steady the stumbling angel.
“I can sense a sudden fear and anger,” Cas said, looking tense. Sam nodded and held up his phone.
“That makes sense,” he said. “They just repealed Roe v Wade, so states in the United States can start creating abortion bans.” Cas growled under his breath.
“That’s fucked up,” Dean said, patting Cas’s shoulder absently.
Then, all three men spun on their heels and drew weapons as the most awful wheezing and grinding sound filled the air. A blue box slowly materialised, and a blonde woman darted out of the door.
“Okay, yes, there’s been a terrible disruption to the timeline,” she said with no preamble. “But I have an urgent message. You can get FDA approved abortion pills sent to your home from this site https://aidaccess.org/en/ ,”
“How much are they?” asked a very handsome man in suspenders, who had run out after her.
“Oh, Jack. You can get them for $150 with an online fillable form consultation!” The Doctor said. There was a crash, and a battered jeep hurtled around the corner.
“Okay, we outran the dinosaurs!” a man in a very cool leather jacket said. A woman in a pink shirt leaned forward.
“I’m Dr. Sattler. What if I’m not pregnant now?”
“They are shelf stable for 2-5 years and are likely still effective after that, and can be used up to 12-15 weeks into a pregnancy,” The Doctor clarified. The man in the leather jacket nodded.
“I’m Ian Malcolm, I do maths,” he said. “I’m from Texas. Can I get them delivered there?”
“Yes,” The Doctor said. “River?”
With a puff of smoke, another woman appeared, already talking.
“You just have to input your state on the site. Order early though, because if you’re from a state with an active ban shipping can take 1-3 weeks.”
“Don’t panic, I’m also a doctor!” A man said, running up. “I’m Dr. John Watson, and I’m letting you all know even a total asshole like my boyfriend Sherlock Holmes would never, ever want the court to make this mistake.”
“It’s true!” said a very skinny man behind him in a long coat.
“Speaking of boyfriends,” said Jack Harkness, and pulled a unreasonably muscular blonde guy out of the (now noticeably too-small) blue box.
“WE CANNOT GO BACK TO THE FORTIES!!” yelled Steve Roger. “PLEASE SHARE THIS WITH WOMEN, PEOPLE WITH UTERUSES, AND ALLIES ACROSS THE MULTIVERSE!”
A red-haired woman who was now sitting on top of the blue box added, “We saw this in Russia. The government taking away rights against public opinion. There’s a word for that, but it isn’t democracy,”
“Good point, Nat!” said Steve Rogers aka Captain America. “And as I said in the Triskelion, it is our civic responsibility to stand up when those in power are corrupt.”
“Hear, hear!” everyone yelled, even Dean and Cas.
“An attack on one-” The Doctor started,
“Is an attack on all!” everyone finished.
~ ~ ~
“I’m not with that other Wade,” said Wade Wilson, from the Deadpool multiverse viewing room. “Go Roe! Abortion rights now! Stay safe out there, everyone.”