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Grian made a chat and added 22 people!
Grian: Hello!
StressMonster101: Don't we have a discord already, love?
Grian: Shhhhh
TinfoilChef: The author chose to ignore this factor to write this
XisumaVoid: Grian, why did you make this chat?
Grian: Why not?
TangoTek: Idk, he's got a point X.
FalseSymmetry: Newbies right.
XisumaVoid: Can the avians stop ganging up on me for like 5 minutes?
Grian: Nope!
TangoTek: Nah
FalseSymmetry: You wish lmao + L + Bozo + Ratio + broke
Rendog: oh my god. The avians met the newbie. we're dead.
Grian: Ɛ>
ZedaphPlays: WHAT THE HELL-
Grian: Lmao. This reminds me of Highschool :D half of us died.
MumboJumbo: I'm sorry, WHAT
Grian: I got stabbed :D
Grian drowned
Grian: Crap, anyways can someone put my stuff in a chest?
Docm77: Sure.
XisumaVoid: WHY ARE WE GLOSSING OVER THE FACT SOMEONE STABBED GRIAN IN HIGHSCHOOL?
Grian: Lol it happened before I got there; I mean- there was a literal talking frog. We don't talk about him though.
XisumaVoid: .... CONCERN?
Docm77 changed XisumaVoids name to Dadsuma
Dadsuma: How am I a dad?
Rendog: Can I eat a cactus? I'm gonna eat a cactus.
Dadsuma: Ren.
Rendog: .... sorry.
Docm77: *Cough* Dad *Cough*
TangoTek: LMAOOOOO HE GOT YOU THEY'RE DAD
ZombieCleo: there*
TangoTek: I-
ZombieCleo: I like spiting people.
Grian: Same.
Grian: There is sand in my wings god dang it.
Stressmonster101: Would you like me to brush em, love?
Grian: God Dang you're like a big sister
Stressmonster101: <3
Grian: Ɛ>
FalseSymmetry: Yo wait- what type of avian are you? I'm a Philippine eagle. Tangos a redtailed hawk.
Grian: Ima scarlet macaw- probably- Idk I'm a parrot thats all I know.
GoodTimesWithScar fell from a high place
Grian: L
PythonGB: SHORTSTACK JUST GOT HERE AND HE'S ALREADY STARTING CHAOS LMAO
Grian: I'm not that short >:(
PythonGB: You are the shortest on the server. You're like 5'5? 5'4?
Grian: I'm 5'6 and 3 centimeters thank you very much >:(
ZombieCleo: Shit you really are the shortest.
Grian: Height is a social construct.
Docm77 changed Grians name to Bee Hummingbird
Bee Hummingbird: You suck. I'm going to use your large intestine as Christmas Garland.
Docm77: You don't even reach my waist; I'd like to see you try.
MumboJumbo: Don't challenge him. He WILL try. I remember I told him there was no way he could survive in a fridge for an hour, I woke up to get food one day and there he was, in my fridge, he had been there all night.
Dadsuma: W h a t -
Bee Hummingbird: It was fine, I only got like Frostbite and Hypothermia.
Dadsuma: THAT DOESN'T HELP