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1. Lucius Spriggs and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day by poading

   Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   05 Jul 2022

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   • Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs
   • Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
   • Fang & Lucius Spriggs
   • Israel Hands/Lucius Spriggs
   • Lucius Spriggs
   • Blackbeard | Edward Teach
   • Stede Bonnet
   • Black Pete (Our Flag Means Death)
   • Fang (Our Flag Means Death)
   • Israel Hands
   • Roach (Our Flag Means Death)
   • Buttons (Our Flag Means Death)
   • Frenchie (Our Flag Means Death)
   • Wee John Feeney
   • Oluwande Boodhari
   • Jim Jimenez
   • The Swede (Our Flag Means Death)
   • Ivan (Our Flag Means Death)
   • Lucius Spriggs is a Little Shit
   • Lucius Spriggs Lives
   • Talking It Through As a Crew (Our Flag Means Death)
   • Lucius Spriggs Needs a Hug
   • i like that polyamory is so normalized for them
   • i just think they should all bang but in a really low key way
   • no beta we die but not like lucius because he's still alive
   • right david jenkins????

   Summary

   Drowning isn’t the worst thing to happen to Lucius Spriggs. Top five. Top eight. Definitely at least top ten.

   Somehow, drowning’s not even the worst thing to happen to Lucius this week.

   No, that particular honor belongs to an event that comes around midday. Literally. In the most vulgar sense. God, he wishes he was dreaming. And on second thought that would be a nightmare, so actually, no thank you.

    

   Or: Lucius Spriggs spots the co-captains reconciling through the window of the captain's quarters after nearly drowning and hates his life so very very much.

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