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Stark Industry® limos are nice luxurious and stylish, with red velvet covering the seats and a mini bar built into the back. But they are not good for making out.
Peter knew that for a fact after his head his the privacy windows for the third time.
"Peter you okay back there?" Happy calls to the back. Peter nods before he remembers that the older man couldn't see him behind the tinted window.
"Yeah Happy just trying to get these stupid skinny jeans on. You know how the suit is with these!" The teen calls to the front.
"Skinny jeans?" A deep voice whispers into his ear, their breath against his neck.
"Wade shut up." Peter whisper-shouts but it comes out as a moan after he says "Wade" because his neck was very suddenly getting a lot of attention from the same man he was trying to shut up.
"Fuck." Peter mutters grinding his hips down into Wade's, his skinny, like really skinny, jeans really getting in the way. The suit was starting to stick to the inside of his thigh. So once again, fuck. But this one in his head and way less sexual.
"Woah baby boy we can't have you creaming your pants." Wade whispers pausing his kissing. "Remember what happened last time? The super OTP bitched at you for months."
Peter snorts but says nothing because remembering Steve and Tony ground him for creaming his pants was not something he needed to imagine. Instead he turns his head presses his lips against Wade's grabbing at the man's Captain America t-shirt (mood killer to be honest) and pulled him closer, his legs wrapping tighter around his hips.
Suddenly the door is open and Peter can feel the blue eyes of disappointment before he could see them.
Peter shoves Wade away and wipes his mouth with his forearm but before he can shout "This isn't what it looks like." Steve beats him to speaking.
"Grounded."
"But-" Peter starts before Steve puts his hand up to stop him from talking.
"Wade get out." Steve says pointing behind himself to the streets of New York.
Wade looks between Peter and Steve a few times before kissing Peter on the cheek and shuffling out of the car before he puts his hood up and gets out of the car, his seat being filled by Steve.
"Steve, come o-" Peter starts before getting cut off again.
"Nope."
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"We have told you multiple times to stay away from him!" Tony exclaims pacing back and forth in front of his son.
Happy had called Steve (traitor) after Peter hit his head the second time which led to Steve walking (more like running--sprinting if you may) 20 blocks to them to see what was going on. Which is how he found Wade and Peter in a very compromising position on the back seat of the limo. Which is also why Tony is pacing in front of Peter his face red with anger and Steve was sitting in the arm chair opposite of Peter.
"You said when I'm old enough to join the army that I could do anything I put my head to." Peter interjects his arms crossed over his chest.
"I don't want to think of any of your heads around that man." Tony hisses glaring at his son who was torn between laughing and being utterly disgusted. "He is a mercenary. He's killed people for money."
"I'm pretty sure you don't do stuff for SHEILD for free dad." Peter mutters which earns him a glare from both of her fathers.
"If you were still a minor I would be so grounding your ass." Tony says staring right at Peter.
Okay Peter is never really on Tony's side during grounding sessions because Tony is always the one who's doing the grounding and Steve's more of the mediator, sitting on the side making sure Tony wasn't unfair. But Peter knows he messed up because Steve is not chastising Tony for using the word 'ass' towards him.
He had to turn this around quick.
"Look. I'm 21." Peter starts. "21. Legal. Tony isn't gonna have to sneak me wine when we're at the benefits anymore."
Steve glares at Tony and Tony glares at Peter.
"I can join the army. I could've joined SHEILD years ago. You guys would've let me join SHEILD years ago." Peter says really trying to push the last two statements because right after they found out about his spidey powers they tried to recruit him. "Why is me dating one guy suddenly making you guys forget that I can take care of myself. I'm Spiderman for fucks sake."
"Peter." Steve warns.
"Sorry." Peter murmurs scratching the back of his neck. "Slipped."
"The reason we don't want you to date this guy is because he is a man." Tony says. "How old is he Peter? And how old were you two when you first started going out or whatever."
"Why do we have to focus on age. It's nothing but a number." Peter says with an almost sheepish shrug which caused Tony to scoff. "I was legal when we first got with each other. Completely legal."
Tony stares at him and Peter clears his through his hand scratching the nonexistent itch that was behind his ear.
Peter murmurs, "Maybe around the first time you guys tried to recruit me to SHEILD. Maybe."
"You weren't even 17!" Steve exclaims suddenly entering himself into the conversation.
"I was over 18! I know that for a fact because I was trying to get over Mary Jane dumping me at prom!" Peter retorts as if that made his case any better.
"I really want to ground you right now. Why can't you be three years younger." Tony groans covering his face.
"Because I age, unlike Cap." Peter says, to which Steve snorts.
"Funny. Hilarious." The blonde man says and Peter can't help but feel like fucked up just a little bit.
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Two days later and Peter was currently trying to figure out how he was going to meet Wade without Steve and Tony interruption. Maybe using Tony's vehicles should be the first thing he shouldn't do.
But then it would be hard to get around because Peter didn't like running and it was embarrassing when Wade carried him places so…
But did Wade have a car? He gets so much money from merc business he probably did. But did he even know how to drive? Huh, Peter should look into that.
But his thoughts were put to a halt when Steve and Tony barged into Peter's room, uninvited.
"You can't just barge in like that!" Peter exclaims sitting up from his previous, head hanging off the edge couch position.
"Master Peter this is the living room, your room isn't even on this floor." Jarvis's monotone voice chimes in and Peter mentally flips off the AI.
"Peter we've decided-" Steve starts.
"I did not agree to this!" Tony interrupts right away which earns him a glare from Steve that makes Tony cross his arms and grumble under his breath.
"That if you're so serious about Wade that we will accept your relationship." Steve continues and Peter never gotten up so fast from a laying position ever since that last time Wade came over to the tower and Steve and Tony came back from their date early.
"Holy crap are you serious!" Peter beams.
"Yes we are. Aren't we Tony." Steve says looking expectantly at Tony.
"I guess so whatever." Tony mumbles his arms still crossed over his chest in a very childish manner.
"I am so happy! You guys won't regret this I swea-" Peter starts already pulling out his phone, getting ready to call Wade.
"But." Steve says as Peter's thumb hovers over the call button.
"Oh no." Peter groans.
"He has to stop being a mercenary. Quit cold turkey, no more killing people for money. Not even a well thought out assassination." Steve says.
"That's all? Oh that'll be easy!" Peter scoffs.