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— ( Marc Spector, Steven Grant, and Jake Lockley as ) —

mooned

@mkofficial

It's complicated. 

📍earth | following 7 | followers 12.5k

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The nerds

@packagedeal

Hi! :D

📍London, England. | following 32 | followers 2

— ( Matthew M. Murdock as ) — 

That devil guy

@daredevil

Deadpool dni please

📍wild guess | following 5 | followers 17.2k

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cool lawyer

@icantseeyou

I don’t wanna be here period

📍hell's kitchen | following 6 | followers 86

— ( Wade W. Wilson as ) —

ex-merc w a mouth

@immortalfuck

Uwu

DD hmu 

(he/xem)

📍hell probably | following 23 | followers 1.1k

— ( Peter B. Parker as ) —

Peet

@pbjsammich

What

(he/they)

📍sea | following 34 | followers 9

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entern.

@starkintern

Death is a concept if i want it to be 

📍yes | following 36 | followers 1.8k

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arrrachnid

@wallclimberuno

:)) 

📍NYC | following 8 | followers 2.5M

— ( Miles Morales as ) —

artest

@kilometers

I'm just here to be here | Artist | (He/They)

📍New York | following 451 | followers 2.4K

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spiderkid

@wallclimberdos

((:

📍NYC | following 10 | followers 193.1K

— ( Franklin P. Nelson ‘Foggy’ as )  — 

cooler lawyer

@foggy

he/him! 

Lawyer of Nelson, Murdock, and Page. 

📍hell’s kitchen | following 67 | followers 183

— ( Karen Page as ) — 

Lawyer babysitter

@nm&p

she/her

Neither of them are cool

📍hell’s kitchen | following 43 | followers 187

— ( Layla El-Faouly as ) —

Buggy

@scarletscarab

So much goddamn sand

📍Cairo, Egypt. | following 2 | followers 15.1k

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Lays chips

@layla

I hate alligators 

I'm in no way associated with SS please stop SHIELD.

📍Cairo | following 208 | followers 152

— ( Anthony E. Stark ‘Tony’ as ) —

You know who I am 

@STARK

What more has to be said?

(he/him)

📍Avengers Tower | following 35 | followers 9.6M

— ( Stephen V. Strange as ) —

doctor unusual

@drstrange

I'm not a wizard.

📍Sanctum Sanctorum | following 17 | followers 192.1k

— ( Steven G. Rogers ‘Steve’ as ) —

aye aye captain

@captainamerica

americas ass jokers dni /j

(he/him)

📍America | following 23 | followers 5.7M

— ( James B. Barnes ‘Bucky’ as ) —

strong arm trademark

@tenbucks

Yeah

(he/they)

📍New York | following 11 | followers 5.8M

— ( Samuel Wilson as ) —

wings

@falconguy

Nah

he/him

📍NYC | following 8 | followers 4.9M

— ( Bruce Banner as ) —

banned

@drbanner

I have 7 phds and hulk has 0

(He/It)

📍NYC | following 7 | followers 2.5M

— ( Thor Odinson as ) —

THOR

@lightingman

Hi twitter

what?

📍yes | following 253 | followers 3.3M

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artest @kilometers

When when whenw you 

>> Peet @pbjsammich

Miles are you okay

>>> artest @kilometers

Take a wild guess

>>>> Peet @pbjsammich

:(((((((((

——— 🗨️ – 

mooned @mkofficial

Okay I hate birds.

A thread

> mooned @mkoffcial

@mkofficial They bother me alot, i dont know why but I want to grab those bastards by the neck and shake it up like some kind of fucked up dog toy. 

I hate crows the most, I see them everywhere, they’re a sign of death and it feels like they follow me, and they most likely are. 

Or I'm just paranoid.

>> mooned @mkofficial

@mkofficial House birds are mid. I don’t care, they are just annoying and they bite too much. 

Do you know how much that hurts? Alot, they made my finger bleed once and i'm not gonna get over it. 

>>> mooned @mkofficial

@mkofficial It's not a long thread, I give up here, that's too much effort.

>>>> saavavavava @purr

@mkofficial What the heck

>>>> void (xe/xem) @voidin

@mkofficial Honestly mood

>>>>> mooned @mkofficial

And I stand by my words.

>>>>>> saavavavava @purr

Goddamn-

>>> wings @falconguy

Wow this is the first thing on my feed

>>>> mooned @mkofficial

Cope I say to you, cope.

>>>>> That devil guy @daredevil

Learn some manners comma it could get you a long way period

>>>>>> mooned @mkofficial

No actually.

>>>>>>> ohoho @devin

Understandable have a nice day

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The nerds @packagedeal

What would happen if I got a cat -s

> peet @pbjsammich

Then you'd have a cat 

>> The nerds @packagedeal

Y'know what after some second thoughts- no cat. -s

>>> artest @kilometers

You should still totally get a cat 

>>>> The nerds @packagedeal

It would get eaten. -m

>>>>> ho(m)e @kksmidder

by what. What the hell is gonna eat a cat. 

>>>>>> The nerds @packagedeal

ANYWAYS MOVING ON -s

>>>>>>> artest @kilometers

This thread is so confusing 

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arrrachnid @wallclimberuno

Howto self induce coma

> arrrachnid @wallclimberuno

WRONG MAIN WRONG MAIN

>> spiderkid @wallclimberdos

Dude.. r u ok..

>>> arrrachnid @wallclimberuno

No 

> ex-merc w a mouth @immortalfuck

Why self induce it when you can get one fighting crime?

>> arrrachnid @wallclimberuno

GREAT IDEA

>>> You know who I am @STARK

KID NO-

>>>> spits cutely @deathishot

Ex-a-cuse me.. “KID”??????

>>>>> spiderkid @wallclimberdos

You don’t see nuthing you- u- noodle..

>>>>>> ohoho @devin

*GASPS IN SHOCK.* I cant believ3e u just said taht 

>>>>>>> You know who I am @STARK

Ahaha, it's not important don’t worry about it-

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cool lawyer @icantseeyou

What would you do for a Klondike bar question mark

> Lawyer babysitter @nm&p

@foggy Foggy what happened

>> cooler lawyer @foggy 

Bold of you to assume I know

>>> Lawyer babysitter @nm&p 

Sigh. I'm on my way. 

>>>> cool lawyer @icantseeyou

What no you aren't period

>>>>> Lawyer babysitter @nm&p

Too late 

>>>>>> cool lawyer @icantseeyou

God Damnit

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Buggy @scarletscarab

People really underestimate how much sand slips into this outfit

> mooned @mkofficial 

No one is underestimating anything that outfit looks really sand prone 

>> Buggy @scarletscarab

You have no say in outfits 

>>> mooned @mkofficial 

Fair enough ( sorry mate :[ )

>>>> Buggy @scarletscarab

(It's okay) :))

>>>>> turky @kkon

What's with the brackets 

>>>>>> spiderkid @wallclimberduo

Dont ask questions they won't give comprehensible answers too

>>>>>>> catty style @polka

Understandable have a nice day 

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Avenger gay?? @iscream

@icantseeyou @foggy @nm&p 

Have you guys ever thought of getting Murdock a service dog? I need to know.

> cooler lawyer @foggy 

Ofcourse we have! But Matt doesn’t like dogs unfortunately- 

>> cool lawyer @icantseeyou 

They smell and im busy period

>>> Lawyer babysitter @nm&p

That's all you’re gonna get out of Matt for explanation. Unfortunately.

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entern @starkintern 

Something blew up in the labs and I might’ve been the cause

There's no real proof. 

> You know who I am @STARK

What happened.

>> entern @starkintern

You forget under the facade of a brain I have only one braincell thats

running off of caffeine and 2 hours of sleep?

>>> You know who I am @STARK 

Oh my god kid go to sleep.

>>>> doctor unusual @drstrange

That’s quite a hypocritical statement, Stark. 

>>>>> You know who I am @STARK

The betrayal Gandalf :(( 

>>>>>> doctor unusual @drstrange

Go to bed. 

>>>>>>> entern @starkintern

Stop flrting on mt feed 

>>>>>>>> doctor unusual @drstrange

That's it, You’re going to bed as well.

>>>>>>>>> marchie @itsapril

I love this thread

>>>>>>>>>> aprily @itsmarch

Im so confused but same.

—

doctor unusual @drstrange

I pray for the day I no longer have to deal with these sleep deprived idiots.

> banned @drbanner 

Sorry to inform you that, that day is never.

You signed up for this.

>> doctor unusual @drstrange

Shit. where do I unsign up?

>>> banned @drbanner

I wish I knew but I do not!! So

>>>> You know who I am @STARK

You love us Gandalf 

>>>>> doctor unusual @drstrange

No I don’t, go back to bed. 

>>>>>> You know who I am  @STARK

M’kay but come here first

Pretty Please!!

>>>>>>> doctor unusual @drstrange

Fine. 

>>>>>>>> FRIDAY @FRIDAY

UPDATE: Both Stephen and Tony are now asleep. 

>>>>>>>>> banned @drbanner

I expected that much..

>>>>>>>>>> aye aye captain @captainamerica

FRIDAY has twitter?

>>>>>>>>>>> FRIDAY @FRIDAY

:) 

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ex-merc w a mouth @immortalfuck

@daredevil so 

> That devil guy @daredevil

Excuse me?

>> ex-merc w a mouth @immortalfuck

Where is Spidey 1 and 2 

>>> That devil guy @daredevil

How would I know? Probably busy doing civilian stuff.

>>>> ex-merc w a mouth @immortalfuck

DAMNIT.. I wanted to test something out :((

>>>>> That devil guy @daredevil

Absolutely not. Shut up. 

>>>>>> team red enjoyer @bloodypens

Daredevil is the parent of the team clearly

>>>>>>> hellie @godsmistake

Oh yeah definitely no doubt.

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artest @kilometers

Its a wonder i’m still in this school!!

> Peet @pbjsammich

Yeah bc you purposely tried to fail the first semester-

>> artest @kilometers

Oi dont out me on twitter bitch

>>> Peet @pbjsammich

Oops. revenge. 

>>>> THE chairman @medteeds

Oops.

>>>>> artest @kilometers

I hope you accidentally step on a butterfly. 

>>>>>> Milola @queerio

I just watched a twitter outing 

>>>>>>> artest @kilometers

Be glad I have a reputation to uphold pbp 🙄

>>>>>>>> Peet @pbjsammich

Lmao imagine couldnt be me like ever,

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wings @falconguy

I refuse to believe I just saw what I saw

> AVENGERS FANWATCH! @avengersfw

Which is????

>> wings @falconguy

Idk but it was odd

>>> ohoho @devin

Now im interested..

>>>> wings @falconguy

Ever see a murder

>>>>> AVENGERS FANWATCH! @avengersfw

Elaborate.. 

>>>>>> wings @falconguy

Dr. Strange was in the tower doing god knows what, Thor was not aware of this and was throwing his hammer thing, almost hit him in the face, and i've never seen a guy move his hands so quick-

Theres more though, Tony emerged and laughed before saying. “Looks like Street Wizard almost got hammered.” and Strange just hit Stark so hard on the back of the head so loud it echoed.

>>>>>>> doctor unusual @drstrange

It did not echo.

>>>>>>>> THOR @lightingman

I apologize once more! It was not my intention to almost harm you!

>>>>>>>>> doctor unusual @drstrange

It doesn’t bother me, I'm good. 

>>>>>>>>>> You know who I am @STARK

I'm not >:(

>>>>>>>>>>> doctor unusual @drstrange

You’ll live Stark.

>>>>>>>>>>>> You know who I am @STARK

No I won’t as we speak I am dying

>>>>>>>>>>>>> wings @falconguy

Bro please get out of my replies with this you’re tainting my feed..

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> strong arm trademark @tenbucks

I’ll taint your feed. :)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wings @falconguy

Get out. 

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> strong arm trademark @tenbucks

Okay :(

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> AVENGERS FANWATCH! @avengersfw

The avengers are wilding these days. What is this thread.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kepo @thefinding

I’m cackling, gasping for air, and crying.

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Spider-Watch @spidertracks

Why!! Are!! They!! Fighting!!

> ex-merc w a mouth @immortalfuck

Oh lmao Spidey took Arachnids donut out of spite and ate it infront of his face.

>> Spider-Watch @spidertracks

Thanks for the information I guess- 

>>> Spider-Watch @spidertracks

WheRe did DareDevil come from???

>>>> ex-merc w a mouth @immortalfuck

Its very likely hes been listening the whole time and just decided to intervene

>>>>> merrys little lamp @huhhhwfhat

@spidertracks where are you getting this information

>>>>>> Spider-Watch @spidertracks

This is a shared account and we run around wherever people tell us spiderman is lol

>>>>>>> merrys little lamp @huhhhwfhat

Oh okay have a good day.

>>>>>>>> newbie @cokecacola

Whats the difference between ‘Spidey’ and ‘Arachnid’?

>>>>>>>>> ex-merc w a mouth @immortalfuck

Spidey is @wallclimberuno while Arachnid is @wallclimberdos ! 

>>>>>>>>>> You know who I am @STARK

Both of which keEp touching my LAB EQUIPMENT

>>>>>>>>>>> spiderkid @wallclimberdos

YOU LET US????

>>>>>>>>>>>> You know who I am @STARK

Only because I keep falling for your goddamn puppy eyes.

>>>>>>>>>>>>> arrrachnid @wallclimberuno

Puppy eyes???????

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> spiderkid @wallclimberdos

We aint got no puppy eyes :/ ???

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> doctor unusual @drstrange

Its terrifying how oblivious you both are. 

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> arrrachnid @wallclimberuno

screw u

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doctor unusual @drstrange

Help

> You know who I am @STARK

You good Gandalf?

>> doctor unusual @drstrange

Complicated, but mostly no.

>>> You know who I am @STARK

Whats up?

>>>> doctor unusual @drstrange

Tired.

>>>>> You know who I am @STARK

Thats not new go take a nap

>>>>>> doctor unusual @drstrange

Why are we having this conversation over twitter again?-

>>>>>>> You know who I am @STARK

Good question!! I’ll call you instead.

>>>>>>>> AVENGERS FANWATCH! @avengersfw

This is actually a really sweet thread for once.

>>>>>>>>> wings @falconguy

They get like this, by tomorrow they’ll be on their 15th divorce.

>>>>>>>>>> aye aye captain @captainamerica

Yup.

>>>>>>>>>>> ohoho @devin

Divorce..?

>>>>>>>>>>>> strong arm trademark @tenbucks

I'll tweet the video when it happens!

>>>>>>>>>>>>> banned @drbanner

Bold words Sam and Bucky, bold words. 

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nico Nico Nicotine @ruwu

Theres no way these are the actual avengers..

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> aye aye captain @captainamerica

Sorry to inform you (and myself) but unfortunately I am Steve Rogers.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> strong arm trademark @tenbucks

Unfortunately. yes.

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FRIDAY @FRIDAY

The Intern blasted All Star from Shrek to awake Tony this morning. 

> FRIDAY @FRIDAY

The reason as to why is unknown, but I was informed it was justified. So I complied. 

>> You know who I am @STARK

I disagree this was not justified at ALL. 

>>> entern @starkintern

IT WAS. 

>>> You know who I am @STARK 

PROOF??? PROOF???

>>>> entern @starkintern

YOU ATE ALL THE POPCORN ON MOVIE NIGHT >:/ 

>>>>> You know who I am @STARK

IT WAS STEPHEN???????

>>>>>> entern @starkintern

It was? Oh- oops.

Guess who's next then 😉

>>>>>>> doctor unusual @drstrange

no.

>>>>>>>> entern @starkintern

Sir yes sir sir 😦 

>>>>>>>>> You know who I am @STARK 

favoritism.

>>>>>>>>>> doctor unusual @drstrange 

Ha. You know it. 

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kelshi @minnie

who even is the intern?? Ive only seen his account a few times but like it's always speaking to the avengers. Like bro.. 😦😦 who are you??? how are you??? 

#Avengers #whostheIntern

> entern @starkintern

I'm pretty good thanks :)

>> kelshi @minnie 

FUCK

>>> entern @starkintern

LMAO

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THOR @lightingman

Hello twitter! I have realized that I am not as active here so Little Spider has given me ideas!!!! 

today was just a hello :))

> banned @drbanner

Beautiful, brought tears to my eyes. 

>> THOR @lightingman 

>:D 

>>> eneminie @poprock

Thor using emoticons is killing me like seriously 💀 

I'm dead, my life is complete 😭. 

>>>> ex-merc w a mouth @immortalfuck

Right Infront of my salad too!? 😒😒 die elsewhere!!

>>>>> banned @drbanner

I'll have to.. agree

>>>>>> ex-merc w a mouth @immortalfuck

[ yippee.mp4 ] 

>>>>>>> symonym @fath

haha tism creature ✨

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The nerds @packagedeal

Why is there a third fish. 

> The nerds @packagedeal

Problem half-resolved. 

>> Lays chips @layla

Why IS there a third fish though??

>>> The nerds @packagedeal

Someone bought it. Still don't know who. -m

>>>> Lays chips @layla 

Makes sense. Any main culprits? 

>>>>> The nerds @packagedeal

Nope. We need more fishfood tho. 

>>>>>> Lays chips @packagedeal

I can get some more

>>>>>>> The nerds @packagedeal

Thanks so much mate!! -s 

>>>>>>>> Lays chips @layla

It's no problem 

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strong arm trademark @tenbucks

Dumbass bs. 

[It’s a selfie of Bucky right next to Sam, who looks miserable with a bruise on his cheek and sprawled out on the floor .img ]

> wings @falconguy

I don’t remember you taking this

>> strong arm trademark @tenbucks

U got punched in the face too hard it made you dazed

>>> wings @falconguy

Maybe its because you punched me WITH the metal arm

>>>> strong arm trademark @tenbucks

Probs

>>>>> banned @drbanner

I hate you both and this is why. :/

>>>>>> strong arm trademark @tenbucks

Shhhhhuuuttttt the fuck up pls and thank you BRUCE.

>>>>>>> banned @drbanner

????????????

>>>>>>>> THOR @lightningman

>:( 

>>>>>>>>> strong arm trademark @tenbucks

Sorry Thor </3 wont happen again pwomise

>>>>>>>>>> hell no @mikell

Why does he know what ‘pwomise’ entails.

>>>>>>>>>>> strong arm trademark @tenbucks

Im fucking built diff bro

>>>>>>>>>>>> aye aye captain @captainamerica

The intern + Shuri sorta just gave both me and him a rundown.

Thats it.

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Snake @lowkey

God im breaking so many rules to have this but oops >:)

> MMMoby @timebureaucrat

I wonder why. 

>> Snake @lowkey 

sorry

>>> MMMoby @timebureaucrat

:/ i’ll allow this 

>>>> Snake @lowkey

M’kay hot thank you for that.

>>>>> Fangs @sylibus

:) 

>>>>>> MMMoby @timebureaucrat

Oh lord help me. 

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— ( Mobius M. Mobius as ) —

MMMoby

@timebureaucrat

Only here to babysit wbu

📍— | following 2 | followers 19

— ( Loki Laufey —— as ) —

Snake 

@lowkey

Green and genderfluid

📍time | following 3 | followers 23

— ( Sylvie Laufeydottir as ) —

Fangs

@sylibus

Your life is a concept!

📍 woo | following 2 | followers 27 

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THOR @lightingman

when

[Thor in the corner of the frame, Bruce is in the background lecturing Tony with a concerned look on his face as Tony has a pan in his hand looking confused as ever, both Spider-men in their full suits is crouched on the counter staring at Bruce .img ]

> You know who I am @STARK

I was so confused..

>> banned @drbanner

You don't use a frying pan to make soup.

>>> arrrachnid @wallclimberuno

YOU DONT KNOW UNTIL YOU TRY!

>>>> banned @drbanner

NO STOP 

>>>>> spiderkid @wallclimberdos

Lmao this is great FRIDAY play the Sofia the First theme song.

>>>>>> FRIDAY @FRIDAY

Understood. 

>>>>>>> THOR @lightingman

Dear Odin, save us all.. 

[ – A video loads in, Tony has long left the scene and its just Bruce staring down both of the masked heroes on the counter with Sofia the First playing in the background the black and red suit has a box of chicken broth in his hand and the other has a bag of frozen vegetables. “Put the broth down..” Bruce said, holding his hands out at the mutants(?). “What if I.. Don’t want to?” the Black and Red clad hero said, opening the carton and holding it closer. “PleAse-” Bruce mutters, the Red and Blue Spiderman looks a little guilty. “No-” and the last frame is Bruce moving towards the two before theres a sound of something falling onto the floor, before Thor drops the camera and the video ends. .mp4 – ]

>>>>>>>>> THOR @lightingman

Do not fret! Smaller spider child dropped the broth and almost slipped XP

>>>>>>>>>> doctor unusual @drstrange

I leave for one day? One. 

>>>>>>>>>>> spiderkid @wallclimberdos

It do be like that sometimes :^

>>>>>>>>>>>> doctor unusual @drstrange

Tell Tony to pick up the phone.

>>>>>>>>>>>>> spiderkid @wallclimberdos

Sir yes sir

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testa @srfan

Did the spiderkids make the soup or not

> arrrachnid @wallclimberuno

Yes.. but we had to use a pot :(

>> testa @srfan

Bs i support frying pan soup

>>> arrrachnid @wallclimberuno

EXACTLY!! @drbanner SEE!? Frying Pan SOUP.

>>>> banned @drbanner

Please no 

>>>>> THOR @lightingman

That does not sound very appetizing young spider 

>>>>>> spiderkid @wallclimberdos

Dont knock it till you try it 

>>>>>>> banned @drbanner 

Have YOU even tried it???? 

>>>>>>>> spiderkid @wallclimberdos 

Uhm..no 

>>>>>>>>> banned @drbanner 

Out. get out. 

—|| Snake @Lowkey 

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 

> MMMoby @timebureacrat

No. 

>> Fangs @sylibus

Hey Ferb, I know what we’re going to do today! 

>>> MMMoby @timebureacrat

NO.

>>>> Snake @Lowkey

What’re u gonna do to stop us..

>>>>> MMMoby @timebureacrat

I’ll cross that bridge when I get there just stop please 

>>>>>> Snake @Lowkey

No you won't

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That devil guy @daredevil 

To the people who keep throwing rocks at me when I'm on the roofs

I know your names

> arrrachnid @wallclimberuno 

Can you not sound like a threat to every society in the world for once. 

>> ex-merc w a mouth @immortal fuck

No he can't, it's what makes him, him! 

>>> That devil guy @daredevil 

Im flattered Deadpool but get out of my replies

>>>> ex-merc w a mouth @immortal fuck

You’re STILL mad at me?? Reeeeddddddddddd 

>>>>> AVENGERS FANWATCH! @avengersfw 

Do I even WANT to know??

>>>>>> That devil guy @daredevil 

No. No you don't. 

>>>>>>> Snake @lowkey

El Em Aye Oh 

>>>>>>>> Fangs @sylibus
Gee willikers. 

> You know who I am @STARK

Woah there pal whats this about. 

>> That devil guy @daredevil

If you read the post maybe youll find out 

>>> arrrachnid @wallclimberuno 

RED PLEASE. 

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mooned @mkofficial 

For all that is metaphorically holy I am not possessed. 

> mooned @mkofficial 

Me talking to myself is not a sign of possession, or evil demons.
If one more person tries to say it is. 

>> Buggy @scarletscarab 

You shouldn’t hate rant on a public twitter page 

>>> mooned @mkofficial

Okay 

>>>> AVENGERS FANWATCH! @avengersfw

Who are you ?? 

>>>>> mooned @mkofficial

If you don't know, you keep it that way. 

——— 🗨️ – 

Snake @lowkey 

California girls we’re unforgettable 

Daisy dukes bikinis on top 

> Fangs @sylibus 

What is this. 

>> MMMoby @timebureacrat
Sun Kissed skin so hot we’ll melt your popsicle 

>>> Fangs @sylibus
Fix yourselves 

>>>> MMMoby @timebureacrat 

Uh huh. Says you.

>>>>> Snake @lowkey

Let us have our fun Sylvie. 

>>>>>> MMMoby @timebureacrat

Ki is right! 

>>>>>>> Fangs @sylibus 

I'm going to poor water on the paperwork 

>>>>>>>> MMMoby @timebureacrat 

DONT?????

> THOR @lightningman 

What. 

>> Snake @lowkey
What? 

>>> MMMoby @timebureacrat 

This was a mistake. 

>>>> Snake @lowkey

In my defense you let me keep the account 

>>>>> THOR @lightningman 

What in the name of Odin. 

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banned @drbanner 

Sad god alert! What do I do Twitter dot com! 

> AVENGERS FANWATCH! @avengersfw

Does he like hugs? 

>> banned @drbanner 

Maybe? Probably, hold on. 

>>> FRIDAY @FRIDAY 

Thor does indeed like acts of psychical affection.

Though maybe find out the source of 

the emotion before anything. 

>>>> banned @drbanner 

Thanks FRIDAY.

>>>>> banned @drbanner 

No problem, Doctor. 

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doctor unusual @drstrange 

@STARK why does Dr. Banner get called 

“Doctor” by FRIDAY and I don't? 

> You know who I am @STARK

Because I love you soooo much 

That Gandalf is the only possible name
I see fit to call you. 

>> doctor unusual @drstrange 

I'm leaving. 

>>> You know who I am @STARK

FINE. I’ll change it magic hands. 

>>>> doctor unusual @drstrange 

Thank you. 

>>>>> You know who I am @STARK

Anything 4 u bbg 

>>>>>> AVENGERS FANWATCH! @avengersfw 

Either I'm hallucinating or Tony Stark is actually calling
Dr. Strange ‘babygirl’ and i'm not sure what would be worse! 

>>>>>>> entern. @starkintern

Its true love leave my surrogate fathers alone 

>>>>>>>> AVENGERS FANWATCH! @avengersfw

Hey hey hey hey lets back it up, your WHAT. ITS TRUE WHAT???

>>>>>>>>> FRIDAY @FRIDAY

Pepper says thank you for the extra work Intern. 

>>>>>>>>>> entern @starkintern

WHAT DID I DO??????

>>>>>>>>>>> entern @starkintern
Oh. SORRY. 

>>>>>>>>>>>> You know who I am @STARK

This is why we don't give scatterbrained teenagers twitter!

>>>>>>>>>>>>> entern @starkintern

IM ALMOST 18.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You know who I am @STARK

NOT GOOD ENOUGH KID!