woahmercurie
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feliz navidad (próspero año y felicidad) by WoahMercurie (woahmercurie) for cryptcativy
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
25 Dec 2025
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“Grace, there is a problem.”
I pause what I’m doing to look at Rocky. “What’s up?”
Rocky skitters around his tunnel nervously. “I may have taught you the wrong language.” Rocky squeaks out.
What?
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EATING ASTROPHAGE (GONE WRONG) by GoodTimesWith_Pluto (woahmercurie)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
14 Aug 2025
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See, the thing was, many people had done many, many experiments on Astrophage so far. Except one.
No one had eaten Astrophage before.
People had joked about it, sure, but no one had actually been brave enough to take one for the team—and for science, of course—and actually fucking do it.
Except Jack Miller.
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she’s a sweetheart, that sojourner by GoodTimesWith_Pluto (woahmercurie)
Fandoms: Original Work
07 Jun 2025
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“but i think - to the extent to which we can say computers “know” things, which i think is a great deal; i think knowing is most of what computers do; i think if they have a consciousness, knowledge must be nearly all of it-
i think [the rovers] knew [they] were loved.” - swanjolras-archive-deactivated
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Your name is Sojourner. You are very small, and you are loved by something much, much bigger than you in a way you were not built to understand. -
a collection of messages watney sent to jpl, a thread 🧵 by GoodTimesWith_Pluto (woahmercurie)
Fandoms: The Martian (2015), The Martian - Andy Weir
08 May 2025
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WATNEY: Hey NASA, is it normal that I’m hallucinating people talking to me?
WATNEY: Like, I know it’s bad, but is it expected bad for my situation? -
i can fit two people under my skin ^^ by GoodTimesWith_Pluto (woahmercurie)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
07 Apr 2024
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What are you doing? Chad tried to ask, tilting his head to the side with a smile as he did, but when it came out it was definitely not English.
It sounded nothing like something a player, let alone a human one, could pronounce. And yet he said it. And Audrey..
And Audrey understood him.
Or: Part two to the past fic!!
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Recent series
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Despite everything, it’s still you. (Void AU) by GoodTimesWith_Pluto (woahmercurie)
Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game), Minecraft Survival Adventure (Gamer Chad), Video Blogging RPF
07 Apr 2024
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Chad and Audrey had a minecraft series in 2016, and made a new one in 2022. While Audrey played minecraft through the years, Chad didn’t. This AU explains the gap!
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A Dozen Forget-Me-Nots by technicallyverycowboy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
28 Dec 2025
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Hayden coughs up the first petals the night Shane's trade to Ottawa is announced.
Hayden doesn't have hanahaki and if he does, it's purely platonic and if it's not, nobody ever has to know. Especially not Shane.
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Bookmarked by WoahMercurie (woahmercurie)
05 Jan 2026
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hollanov aus by farah (farahating), farahating
Fandom: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
05 Jan 2026
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- 14
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Bookmarked by WoahMercurie (woahmercurie)
05 Jan 2026
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the customer is always wrong by farah (farahating)
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 Jan 2026
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Review #4
⭐ (One Star) i am convinced the chef used to be a taxidermist because this chicken is drier than my grandma’s ashes.
Owner’s Response: and yet you licked the plate clean, you absolute freak. i watched the CCTV. see you tomorrow for your usual, i guess?
or: Ilya is always leaving shitty reviews wherever he eats until he meets his match in Shane.
Series
- Part 12 of hollanov aus
Bookmarked by WoahMercurie (woahmercurie)
05 Jan 2026
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tell it slant by tofuflower
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Dec 2025
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He’s not alone—hardly ever is, in Boston.
But maybe, just maybe, he’s lonely.
It sneaks up on him in stupid moments: standing in line at the bank, catching a ride with Connors after practice, because he doesn’t have a car yet. Lying awake at night with the low hum of traffic outside and the wrong kind of silence pressing in around him.
In his rookie year, Ilya makes an anonymous online friend. Unfortunately, it's a terrible idea.
Bookmarked by WoahMercurie (woahmercurie)
03 Jan 2026
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“So we agree that Matt is still an Elle, though?” Foggy said.
The current working theory among their cohort was that there were Elles, Emmetts, Vivians, and Warners and if you weren’t one of them you were an extra and you were doomed to fail.
“Yeah, no. He’s still an Elle.”
“Okay, so at the risk of sounding desperate, does this make me an Emmett yet?” Marci gave him a pitying look. She reached over and squeezed his shoulder.
“It’s gonna be okay, Vivian,” she promised. “The plot will go on once we get our internships.”
(The Legally Blonde AU that no one asked for.)
Bookmarked by WoahMercurie (woahmercurie)
03 Jan 2026