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    When the Clover Kingdom's equivalent of a Florida Man gets angry at a restaurant owner when he thinks that the seasoning on his steak is actually dirt, the Black Bulls stop him. Of course, this ends up with Asta getting hit with some unusual spell that literally nobody on Earth knew existed up until this point, and of course, since it's Asta, the spell had to be modified somehow when the Black Bulls tackled the incredibly insane man.

    The spell made Asta a little shit.

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    “ASTA!” Magna shrieked out, already holding out his fire bat in preparation to swing directly at his head. Granted, Magna wasn’t even sure he was tall enough for the bat to even reach Asta’s head, but that was besides the point. “STOP PUTTING THINGS ON THE TALL PEOPLE SHELVES!”

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