Extremely Stupid Black Clover Shitposts
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Can you PLEASE be stupid again?! PLEASE?! by SpiritBloodDragon
Fandoms: Black Clover - Tabata Yuki (Anime & Manga)
12 Jul 2022
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After hearing about how Asta summoned a super cool demon-like power to fight after he had gone to the Witches's Forest, Luck really, really, really wants to fight him!
But Asta doesn't know how he awakened that power! So, Luck, being the good senpai that he is, resolves to experiment until he finds a way to make Asta use the demon!
His experiment goes wrong. Extremely wrong.
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“Oh, there you are!” Luck cheerfully grinned. “So, so! Did you find a way to tap into that demon stuff of yours?!”
“No, no, I didn’t,” Asta assured calmly. “Is that what you were trying to get me to do?”
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What.
The collective, single thought of the entire Black Bulls barring Asta was one of complete confusion. Something was off in the force there, that was for sure. A few of them put their hands on their chins, deep in thought as they attempted to figure out what had happened.
And all at once, they realized what was so bizarre.
Asta assured calmly. He didn’t jump up in mock offense, he didn’t belt out his annoyance, he didn’t seem at all frustrated. And most of all, he was quiet. Asta. Quiet. Those words…they just seemed so wrong to think about together.
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- Part 1 of Extremely Stupid Black Clover Shitposts
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Just SHRINK ALREADY! by SpiritBloodDragon
Fandoms: Black Clover - Tabata Yuki (Anime & Manga)
19 Jul 2022
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When the Clover Kingdom's equivalent of a Florida Man gets angry at a restaurant owner when he thinks that the seasoning on his steak is actually dirt, the Black Bulls stop him. Of course, this ends up with Asta getting hit with some unusual spell that literally nobody on Earth knew existed up until this point, and of course, since it's Asta, the spell had to be modified somehow when the Black Bulls tackled the incredibly insane man.
The spell made Asta a little shit.
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“ASTA!” Magna shrieked out, already holding out his fire bat in preparation to swing directly at his head. Granted, Magna wasn’t even sure he was tall enough for the bat to even reach Asta’s head, but that was besides the point. “STOP PUTTING THINGS ON THE TALL PEOPLE SHELVES!”
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- Part 2 of Extremely Stupid Black Clover Shitposts
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When Langris tells Finral that he’s cursed to be a playboy who’s always flirty, it turns out he’s actually right. The activation for the spread of the curse is asking somebody to help him break the curse of flirting.
He happens to ask Asta and Yami.
And then it spreads.
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“What’s up, Prickly Princess?” Yami smirked and raised a teasing eyebrow, before uttering the absolute stupidest suggestion in history. “Why don’t you and me head to that toilet stall and take care of some real rough shit in there?”
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- Part 3 of Extremely Stupid Black Clover Shitposts