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From: [email protected]
Subject: Request for Mission Approval
Brandt, we’ve got to do something about them. How they’ve managed to avoid the office rumors this long is beyond me. Approval requested to do some matchmaking.
-Jane C.
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Request for Mission Approval
Agent Carter, you know I can’t approve that. HR would be all over us.
Signed,
Secretary Brandt.
To: [email protected],
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Re: Request for Mission Approval
How am I expected to get work done when Agents Dunn and Hunt are obliviously flirting in the middle of the office floor? For the good of the agency, I think we need to step in. HR will understand.
-Jane C.
From: [email protected],
Subject: Get Back to Work
Don’t you have reports to finish typing?
Signed,
Secretary Brandt.
From: [email protected]
Subject: Unsanctioned Mission
Luther, I know you’ll want to help me with these two idiots. The Secretary doesn’t want to get involved. We need this slow form torture to end.
-Jane C.
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Unsanctioned Mission
The entire office agrees with your frustrations. What is the plan?
-LS
To: [email protected],
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Re: Unsanctioned Mission
Honestly, I didn’t think I’d get this far.
-Jane C.
William Brandt has changed the group chat name to: Get Back to Work Slackers
Will: Is there any reason why no one has submitted their end of quarter reports.
Will: Seriously guys you’re my friends, come on.
Jane: We’re friends?
(Benji Dunn Laughed at “We’re friends?)
Benji: It’s not our fault we’ve been gone for weeks, Mr. Secretary
Luther: Yeah, if you wanted our shit on time you should have not given us so much work.
Ethan: My report is already done.
Will: I know Ethan.
Ethan: Just making sure :).
Will: Seriously, I need to have those reports in soon. The council wants to meet at the end of the week to discuss our progress since I’ve taken over.
Ethan: I’m sure everyone will get their reports in soon.
Jane: I’m typing as quickly as I can. Although this group chat is more of a distraction now Brandt.
Benji: I’m almost done anyway.
Benji: Is anyone up for dinner tonight? Since I’ve been away all there is in my fridge is rotting food and I don’t feel like cooking.
Ethan: Why haven’t you cleared out the rotting food?
Benji: I’ve been busy!
Jane: Busy doing these damned reports.
Luther: Dinner sounds good, any place in particular?
Ethan: What about that taco place on 7th ave?
Will: If everyone else gets their reports in by 5pm, I’ll treat everyone to dinner.
Jane: Isn’t that technically a bribe :P
Will: Just get back to work.
From: [email protected]
Subject: End of Quarter Reports
Mate, how did you get them done so quickly? Any advice on not getting bored?
PS - I love the taco place on 7th :D
-Dunn
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: End of Quarter Reports
I got to the office at 7am to get them started. Early bird catches the worm and all that. As for not getting bored, I can’t help you there. Why not just put on some music?
PS – I remember you took me there once for lunch.
Signed,
Ethan M. Hunt
From: [email protected]
Subject: Brandt’s bullshit reports
Ethan, can you be a good friend a bring me a cup of coffee from the commissary. I’m starting to fall asleep at my desk. I’ll love you forever.
-LS
Ethan: Did you seriously just email me for coffee?
Luther: Wanted to look productive.
Luther: It’s more fun that way.
Ethan: You want it iced or hot?
Luther: Iced with almond milk please.
Get Back to Work Slackers
Ethan: I’m going on a coffee run, anyone want any?
Brandt: Caramel latte with soy milk if you can.
Jane: Cold brew with cream and sugar please.
Benji: if they have the iced matcha lattes I’ll have that, if not then same as jane
Ethan: Alright.
Jane: Thx Ethan, love you forever.
Ethan: You're the second person to say that to me today.
Benji: Well you are lovable.
Benji: you know in a friendly way.
Ethan: Thanks I guess XD.
To: [email protected] [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: Dinner Plans
I know you don’t want to be involved Will. But this is the perfect way to get them to finally get together. We can just ditch them. Did you see the last texts in the group chat, come on.
-Jane C.
To: [email protected] , [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: You’re not gonna work until we get this done are you?
Fine I’ll join you in whatever scheme you’re hatching if you finish your work.
(Sidenote: has anyone counted the number of times Benji, and Ethan have visited each other today.)
Signed,
Secretary Brandt.
To: [email protected] , [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: It was 3 times
Ethan keeps going to the water cooler that’s near Benji, even if it’s across the room from his desk. Dude’s thirsty, literally.
Attached Below are my finished reports.
-LS.