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An Idiot's Guide: Cheese on Toast

Summary:

dunbars_: anybody else wanna pipe up
tallbot: yes actually i do
tallbot: you smell

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Liam Dunbar creates a groupchat. Chaos ensues.

Notes:

This is the first fic ive written. At least,, its the first fic i didnt completely sack off after like half a chapter because i lost interest in the idea that i had.. which is sort of sad because like how short is my attention span that i cant even write a chapter of a fic without losing interest entirely? like ive written spanish essays longer than some of my unfinished-because-i-lost-interest fics. The idea for this fic came from a load of things me and my friends have said, so hopefully i wont run out of ideas halfway through and end up having to end it abruptly <3

heres a rundown of the usernames though you can probably guess most of them lol
homogaymo is something one of my friends called me and i found it so funny i decided to use it as a username, and i imagine mason doing the same.

mcCallmeyours: Scott McCall
StilesPerHour: Stiles Stilinski
halestorm: Derek Hale
lydiasbian: Lydia Martin
matato: Malia Tate
dunbars_: Liam Dunbar
raekenistic: Theo Raeken
homogaymo: Mason Hewitt
invisiboy: Corey Bryant
romeroNjuliet: Hayden Romero
nxlan: Nolan Holloway
NotAlex: Alec
tallbot: Brett Talbot

Chapter 1: getting chummy (if you can call it that)

Chapter Text

dunbars_ has added mcCallmeyours, StilesPerHour and 11 others to the group

dunbars_ has named the group  feltonators

dunbars_: hola mis amigos

raekenistic has left the group

dunbars_: charming

dunbars_ has added raekenistic to the group

raekenistic: do i have to be here

StilesPerHour: no

matato: no

homogaymo: no

dunbars_: YES

raekenistic: fine

mcCallmeyours: hi liam :)

nxlan: how did you know im a feltonator

dunbars_: you are???

dunbars_ has removed nxlan from the group

dunbars_: good riddance

invisiboy: lmfao?

homogaymo: ADD HIM BACK HE WAS BEING SARCASTIC ??

dunbars_: If Mr. Holloway has any complaints, he may consult me in a private conversation

NotAlex: nolan asked if you can add him back he was only joking

dunbars_: refer to my previous message

NotAlex: he said fuck you

tallbot: what about me

NotAlex: who are you

tallbot: brett

NotAlex: i have no clue who you are brett

dunbars_: if nolan wants back in then hes gonna have to prove that hes not really a feltonator

NotAlex: he asked how the fuck hes meant to do that

dunbars_: if he cant do it then hes not getting back in :/

NotAlex: just tell me how to do it and i fucking will??

NotAlex: I MEAN

dunbars_ has removed NotAlex from the group

halestorm: this groupchat is going to last all of 2 minutes if you keep kicking people

dunbars_ has removed halestorm from the group

dunbars_: anybody else wanna pipe up

tallbot: yes actually i do

tallbot: you smell

tallbot has left the group

romeroNjuliet: he didnt even give you the chance to kick him

dunbars_: i blocked him

romeroNjuliet: oh

StilesPerHour: liam add them all back

dunbars_: no i dont think i will

mcCallmeyours: liam add them all back

dunbars_: fine

dunbars_ has added nxlan, NotAlex and 1 other to the group

StilesPerHour: brett too

dunbars_: but that means i have to unblock him :/

lydiasbian: liam

dunbars_ has added tallbot to the group

StilesPerHour: why does nobody listen to me anymore

raekenistic: if it helps i never listened to you in the first place

raekenistic: :)

raekenistic has left the chat

homogaymo: lmfao

mcCallmeyours: liam add theo back

dunbars_: im trying

NotAlex: try harder

dunbars_: it keeps telling me i cant add him

romeroNjuliet: someone must have him blocked

lydiasbian: yeah. i wonder who

StilesPerHour: fine

StilesPerHour: i unblocked him

dunbars_: its still telling me i cant add him

matato: maybe thats for the best

matato: maybe its a sign

mcCallmeyours: malia

matato: fine

matato: there you go

dunbars_ has added raekenistic to the group

dunbars_: okay is everyone back in the chat now

halestorm: i think so

dunbars_: good

dunbars_: lets get this party started

homogaymo: oh no