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Published:
2022-07-31
Updated:
2023-04-10
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damn, social media is insane

Summary:

Peter convinces the Avengers (those that don’t already have accounts anyway) to join Twitter.

That was a bad idea.

OR

The Avengers (and co.) have Twitter accounts and chaos ensues.

Notes:

welcome to the shit show that is twitter

Chapter 1: Chaos begins

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

i’m bucky @JamesBBarnes
The kid got me to make a twitter account, so hi

spidey-sense @spooderman
yes you joined!

senior american @CaptAmerica
Twitter is very weird, Bucky. I joined a few days ago and saw some very strange videos.

spidey-sense @spooderman 
oh shit you found THAT side 😟

mj @crisisartist 
oh crap no captain look away 

senior american @CaptAmerica 
I’m trying. It’s not that easy, though, I did manage to find videos of puppies amongst the chaos, so that’s a bonus.

spidey-sense @spooderman 
crisis averted 😌💅

THOR @GodofThunder 
I HAVE ALSO JOINED, MAN OF SPIDERS

knife kink (he/they) @genderfluid_snake 
Thor, you’re typing in capital letters.

Tony Stark @TStark 
please nobody tell him how to turn capslock off

THOR @GodofThunder 
Aha I fixed it!!!

katniss everdeen @hawkeye_notthebird 
crap who told him?

nat @posingqueen    
i did

Tony Stark @TStark 
how dare you betray us

nat @posingqueen 
🤷♀️

spidey-sense @spooderman 
well fun while it lasted imma go play mario kart 😎🤏

i’m bucky @JamesBBarnes 
can i join?

spidey-sense @spooderman 
yea but don’t be mad at me if i beat you at it 👍

katniss everdeen @hawkeye_notthebird 
dont tell anybody but im currently sprinting to your room im joining whether you like it or not.

spidey-sense @spooderman 
okay but i get toad this time 😌

katniss everdeen @hawkeye_notthebird 
ugh fine 🙄


queer bitch @thotticus_prime 
alr who bet that spiderman was gonna get the avengers on twitter?

honey 🍯 @ethera_pomme 
i did ✋ hand me my 20$

spidey-sense @spooderman 
damn yall were placing bets on us. Yknow what cool 😎💅✨

queer bitch @thotticus_prime 
DID SPIDERMAN JUST RESPOND TO THIS THREAD?

Notes:

so, i’ll definitely continue this, but i’ll probably update with new chapters about 2-4 times per week.

In other news, i’m currently working on four other fics (so chaotic ik 😌💅✨): an MHA psychological horror, a BoJack Horseman fix-it fic, an MCU alternate universe, and also a TOH one-shot. So be on the lookout for those.