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Small Talk

Summary:

The Gang attempts small talk.

Based off the First Lesson AU by LazuliQuetzal

Notes:

That fic was just gold.

Disclaimer: I do not own LOZ, LU, or the AU. Additionally, I have no idea what adults talk about. The last time I heard adults having a conversation, they were talking about houses, which is obviously not what Hyrule and Warriors are talking about.

Work Text:

It was a very normal morning.

Well, as normal as a morning could be when there were 8 of yourself walking around. (And running, sometimes.)

But that's not the point - the point is that it was (fairly) normal, for their situation.

Wild was still on the topic of wolves. Sky was attempting to cook, but he was completely lost in a daydream. (He was the only one who could cook edible food.) Time was doing nothing of interest. Hyrule and Warriors were probably talking about women. Or cheap alcoholic drinks. Same thing, right? Four, Legend, and Wind were having fun pranking everyone. (It was not fun for everyone else.)

Twilight was attempting small talk.

"So, um..." he started, "Anything interesting lately?"

Sky continued thinking what he was thinking about. Hyrule and Warriors continued talking what they were talking about. Four, Legend, Wind, and Wild continued doing what they were doing. 

Time grunted. Twilight groaned.

Small talk attempt failed - time for Plan B.

Twilight went off into the woods, bringing his bag and his book with him.

Sky continued thinking what he was thinking about. Hyrule and Warriors continued talking what they were talking about. Four, Legend, Wind, and Wild continued doing what they were doing. 

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