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Klaus created a group chat
Klaus added, Allison, Viktor, Luther, Diego, Ben, and Five
Klaus: HEY BITCHES!!!!
Five left the group chat
Klaus added Five to the group chat
Klaus: no leaving my dear brother 😁
Five: I should have left you in the 60s.
Klaus: luv u too :'3
Allison: klaus why have you subjected us to this
Klaus: SO GLAD YOU ASKED ALLI!!!
Klaus: In honor of Ben's arrival
Ben: which was caused by our mental breakdowns
Klaus: I created this so we can all keep in touch, since all of you have such a problem remembering to
Diego: no we remember, we just don't like eachother
Luther: what he said.
Klaus: shut up and love eachother
Ben: What Klaus said, I just got back and I missed my fucking siblings so suck it up and get along.
Five: I forgot how much of a dick he was
Diego: says you
Klaus: YES!! some good Sibling banter is what every family needs
Diego: can wanting to brutally murder Luther classify as sibling banter?
Klaus: ...
Luther: No.
Diego: that's a shame.
Allison: wait where's Vik?
Viktor: sorry, right here, I was watching Harlan
Allison wait who's Harlan?
Viktor: ...what?
Ben: This is exactly why we need to get closer, I have an excuse as to why I don't know who Harlan is, what's yours Alli?
Allison: Shut up Ben. I just never met Harlan and Vik hasn't talked about them.
Viktor: Harlan is my girlfriend's son.
Five: I already knew that.
Allison: Whatever, that's nice Vik, I'm glad you're happy
Klaus: I JUST HAD A WONDERFUL IDEA
Ben: doubt that, but go on
Klaus: what if we add each of our partners in the GC!!
Diego: Eudora and Lila would kill me, they hate you guys
Allison: Not a horrible idea, surprisingly, I don't think Five and Ray have properly met yet
Five: I have not properly met any of your partners other than Lila, and she barely counts, the only time I've seen any others was when we traveled back to the future, but everyone's brains were scrambled then.
Diego: wow, Lila would kill you for saying that.
Five: She could try it, with a very low succession rate.
Viktor: Sissy would think you all are weird.
Luther: We aren't weird
Viktor: we were all born from mother's who weren't pregnant before hand, then single handedly selected and adopted by an abusive scientist billionaire, you six were raised to be super heroes since young, I was brainwashed into believing I didn't have super powers to alienate me from you all, we were raised by a robot for a mom and then a talking ape, I almost caused the apocalypse TWICE, Luther locked me up in a cage as the cause for the first time, we were all scattered across the sixties, we were then separated for three years,
Five: I'm copy pasting that for the next time someone asks me what's wrong
Luther: Okay you have a point
Klaus: I'm adding everyone's lovers so suck it up
Klaus added Sissy, Dave, Lila, Eudora, Jill, and Ray
Allison: Just as a little warning, Ray is still getting used to this kind of technology
Viktor: Same thing with Sissy
Klaus: and Dave
Lila left the groupchat
Eudora added Lila to the groupchat
Eudora: if I have to be here you do too