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eddie’s intrepid heroes
mike, dustin, lucas, will, el, max, erica, steve, eddie, nance, robin, jonathan, argyle
mike
im so bored
whats everyone doing tonight
dustin
long distance calls 😩
max
dude just break up already
mike
L relationship
eddie
replying to @mike: whats everyone…
I’m doing harrington
robin
consider me traumatized
steve
replying to @mike: whats everyone…
Eddie for sure
robin
STEVE.
dustin
at least i have one set of parents who are still in love
mike
i think we’re getting too comfortable in this gc
lucas
replying to @mike: whats everyone…
movie night w my two favorite people
max
better hurry w that pizza or we’re picking the movie without u
lucas
just start goonies and i’ll be there before the first truffle shuffle
el
lucas. we have watched goonies twice this month
lucas
and ???
what about it
el
we will watch labyrinth
max
i’m with el, jennifer connelly beats josh brolin without a sweat broken
mike
wow im overwhelmed by the love my friends have for me
thanks for the invite
will
trust me u dont want to be invited to 4th wheel them
wanna play some nintendo?
mike
hell yes. come over
willing babysitters
karen, nancy, steve, robin, max
karen
Can anyone tell me what “Milf” means?
babysitters club
nancy, steve, robin, max
robin
LMAOOO
max
PLS
nancy
if any of you tells her …
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max
help look what mrs. w just asked us
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mike
NO ONE TELL HER
willing babysitters
nancy
mom. where did you learn that word ???
karen
I overheard some kids talking about me hen I went to the pool with Holly! What does it mean?
steve
mrs w, don’t worry about it. it just means you are really nice
karen
Oh, okay! Thanks Steve, you are such a MILF for telling me!
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max
isn’t he???
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dustin
LOL this is perfect
nancy
GUYS now she’ll never stop 😭😭
max
if you looked up milf in the dictionary, you’d see mrs w 😍😍😍
robin
^^^
eddie
^^^
lucas
^^^
el
^^^
steve
^^^
dustin
^^^
argyle
^^^
jonathan
^^^
will
^^^ (and i’m gay)
mike
thats it, i have no friends
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max
“he’s a 10 but __” GO
el
he’s a ten and i am eleven
steve
i don’t think that’s how the game works
el
what game
mike
he’s a 10 but he poisoned my mother with popular slang
steve
still not over it???
dustin
he’s a 10 but this is his third senior year
eddie
careful henderson, next campaign may just start with your character’s fiery death
erica
i support this
lucas
she’s a 10 but she didn’t tell you your shoe was untied
el
do you talk about me??? i thought you liked your shoes like that
erica
he’s a 10 but his parents are 2 dumbass 20 year olds he found
dustin
and what about it??? your fatherful ass wouldn’t understand
erica
damn.
you didn’t have to pull that card and bum everyone out
dustin
go cry in the arms of your happily married parents
will, robin
will
hes a 10 but he doesnt notice when people are in love w him
robin
must be a wheeler thing tbh