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Bill and Ranboo would both admit that they were fairly horny boys; I mean they are still practically teenagers with teenage hormones so it stands to reason that they're both in constant need of sexual gratification.
Ranboo and Bill would soon learn that constant masturbation followed by more masturbation would not be enough to satisfy the boys for long.
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The conversation occurred one night on a discord call. They were both heavily exhausted from a long day of gaming and chatting when Bill brought up the topic.
"Mate, I can not tell you how horny I have been lately. Like, I'm just constantly... ya know", he mentioned nonchalantly as if it was an ordinary topic to share amongst two good buddies.
"No, I... I actually get what you mean. It's like the littlest things but somehow they always manage to get me going", you could tell from the way he spoke, slow and gruff that he was most definitely too tired to carry on a conversation such as this.
"How'd you mean?", Bill on the other hand was about eight Diet Cokes deep into this call.
"Like... I can see a naked back and then all of a sudden I have a boner... y'know, it's just so... frustrating", Bill could hear the ruffling of Ran's sheets, him burying his face into the mattress.
"Yeah, I, I get what you mean... Just think I need to get laid or something...", Bill wasn't completely inexperienced but he hadn't done much in the ways of sex with other men and women so the suggestion seemed more unrealistic than not.
"I'm so inexperienced like you wouldn't believe, I've barely even kissed a boy let alone had sex with one..", Bill wasn't too shell-shocked by the confession.
"Me neither, if I'm being honest. I mean, I've done the whole jerking other boys and such but, never gone all the way. Just don't think it would feel right with a stranger, ya feel?", Ran released a low-pitched yawn, his consciousness slowly slipping further and further away.
"Bill... what if, what if we... helped each other out? Like, as friends with benefits or something?", his words came out slurred and vacant, regardless of the fact, it still managed to wake Bill up.
"Wait, wait, wait. Is this like a bit? Or is this sleepy Ranboo talking?", he sat up in his chair, attentive and curious.
"No, no, if you're down then I think it would be a good idea... benefit us both..", he sounded about five seconds away from passing out.
"Wow, you'd really trust me that much? To... take your virginity?", he asked, looking for certainty with a hint of playful tease edging his tone.
"Of course I trust you. We've been friends for like... what, almost a year now? I mean... if I could choose anyone to take my virginity you'd definitely be an option", he confessed without further thought.
"An option?! I better be at the top of your list then baby", Bill joked with exaggeration.
"You will be, trust me, after you suck me off...", he spoke in a half-joking half-too sleepy to even comprehend anything that was currently leaving his mouth.
"Then I might just have to... y'know, to be the top of your list", he answered sensually, not that Ran would have heard it or gotten aroused by it in the slightest.
The other side of the line had gone dead silent, not even the ruffling of sheets or the occasionally poorly muted yawn could be heard.
"Ran? Ran, you snoozing?", he received no reply in return. Bill made the vague decision to remove himself from the call and make an attempt to sleep at this ungodly hour but Bill's mind would not stop racing, from the implications of his conversation with Ranboo to the actual possibility of the events occurring.
Bill wouldn't lie, not to Ran and especially not to himself, Ranboo is one attractive, gorgeous man. He had a decent build, nice eyes, a piercing jawline, and in Bill's words; a great pair of thighs. Bill would also be kidding himself if he said he hadn't thought about what it would be like to be under Ran, his blunt nails raking down Ranboo's back as he fucked into him with little to no mercy, but he didn't think about it a lot, no, definitely not, (he has).
Bill went to bed that night with his head swimming with every dirty thought his brain could possibly compute involving his best friend, I think it's safe to say he didn't get much sleep that night at all.
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Ranboo was messing around with a new game he was heavily invested in when he heard a ping coming from his phone.
He reached for it without taking his eyes off of the computer screen, sliding out in front of him. He powered it on, taking a few moments to survey the screen to catch a text from none other than Bill.
bill :)
hey bud. saw you were active on discord.
Ranboo
Hey! Yea, I was just checking dms. Wanna chat for a bit?
bill :)
sure. Im just gonna put it out there i think we need to talk about last night.
Ranboo
Oh? I didn't say anything weird did I? I say some odd things when I'm sleep deprived sometimes
bill :)
yea... im gonna call you
Ranboo set his phone down, his leg bouncing at a faster rate than before when he heard the familiar sound of his ringtone, a call was coming through.
"Hey, Bill! What's up buddy?"
Bill's side of the line was dead silent which worried Ran more than it probably should have, the complete quiet was a little unsettling, especially coming from Bill.
"Hey! Yeah, yeah... I'm good. So... let me get this straight, you don't remember anything from last night?"
"Uh, can't really say I do... What, what did I say?"
Ran was incredibly unnerved, he couldn't have said anything too weird, right?
"Dude... you made a comment about... I don't know... being friends with benefits or some shit..."
Ranboo could tell Bill was biting at his nails from the slight noise of teeth grinding down against nail and the apparent muffle to his words.
"I said that?! Wow, I... I definitely do not remember that..."
Ran must have been so entirely knackered yesterday to the point where consciousness slipped and he just said whatever was on his mind.
"Can we... I don't know... talk about it?"
All thoughts slipped from Ranboo's head at that very moment.
"Jeeze... I don't really know what to say...-"
Bill cut him off from the other side of the line.
"Was it a joke? Was there any... I don't know, truth to it?"
Bill sounded exasperated, desperate.
"Bill... what was the... conversation, exactly?"
"Jesus man... we were talking about... how horny we both had been when you brought it up... said you'd let me take your virginity man.."
Bill exhaled breathily, still clearly biting at his nails out of anxiety and progressing nerves.
"Oh... okay... Bill-"
Bill interrupted him mid-sentence, not that he really knew what else to say.
"Tell me you haven't thought about it, seriously. I think about you... all the time. You're telling me it hasn't crossed your mind... being with me, like that..."
Bill sounded about on the verge of tears. Ranboo's mouth suddenly went dry, all words escaping from his tongue, his throat felt like it was closing up. He jumped up from his chair, pacing in a very short path.
"Tell me... please"
Bill needed this confirmation, he needed to know he wasn't the only one in his head, that Ran understood how he felt, that he reciprocated these feelings.
"I... can't. Bill... what I want to say, what I need to say... would destroy what we have... this friendship... Is that what you really want?"
Ranboo was beginning to break down as well, his heart had plummeted into his stomach and his chest felt tight.
"Can't say it's not..", Bill spoke earnestly.
"Bill... you can't just say things like that..", Ranboo took a moment to return to his chair, he felt nauseous, almost as if he were going to throw up.
"You asked!", Bill shouted back over the phone. Ran could tell he was getting frustrated, even through his tears Bill had the energy to raise his voice.
"I know, I know! I just... do you really think this is a good idea? Involving sex with our already messed up friendship?", Ranboo didn't think he could find it in himself to draw the line between the friendship and the sexual aspect of it, he was afraid of how his feelings might develop if they both were all in.
"It's just sex, man! You said it yourself, it benefits us both. It could be like a no strings attached kind of relationship", Bill tried to convince himself that if their relationship stayed purely sexual it would help him bury any romantic feelings he had for Ran deep down inside. Bill's tears had vanished and with it, his excitement along with his horniness rose.
"Dude... I'm really not sure about all of this..", Ran didn't believe he could put himself through this and get out unscathed.
"It's fine... um, we can set up some ground rules, y'know, lines not to cross, rules not to break. What do you say?"
Bill seemed adamant in his suggestion and it didn't seem like he was taking no for an answer.
Ranboo's brain stalled before he replied, "Yeah, um... I guess that would be okay...", he regretted the whole sentence before he even opened his mouth.
Ran didn't really know what to make of all this, he knew deep down inside that his feelings for Bill ran deeper than just pure sexual chemistry but from what it sounds like Bill seems quite keen on just using their friendship as an excuse to have someone to hook up with.
"How do you wanna go about this? The rules, I mean...", Ranboo couldn't stand the way Bill sounded so ecstatic about all of this but then again he would be kidding himself if he didn't find it a little endearing.
"I mean, it was your idea to start with so how about you come up with some first..."
Ran's leg was still shaking so bad to the point where it almost bumped the bottom of his desk, rattling everything on it slightly.
"Right, I guess that's fair".
And that was it, they spent the next hour negotiating and determining rules and regulations to keep this "partnership" simply and utterly sexual whilst still retaining the friendship part of the whole ordeal. They came up with 5 simple rules.
1. No Kissing (or lipsing, as Bill would call it)
2. No Marks (which means no hickeys or biting)
3. No Aftercare
4. No Talking About It Afterward
5. No Touching In Public, Around Friends, Or On Stream (this one is mainly for Bill)
And that was it, the rules were set.