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Summary:

College drop out Yuki "stone" Naeda starts dating half god Aether "ghost" Fall, somehow they accidently adopt a child. Thats a fucking god, watch as Stone and Ghost try to raise a child and fail. While their child Poltergeist commits arson, property damage, tax fraud, armed robbery, and kidnapping.

Btw theres i have no beta reader, so forgive me if theres some spelling errors.

Chapter 1: You got the same eyes as your father, and you carry the same kind of temper too.

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Yuki or Stone woke up, her alarm blaring as she turns it off. She gets up and goes to take a shower, she notices shes out of shampoo. 'I should probably buy that later' she thinks to herself before stepping out of the shower, she puts on a black and yellow shirt with a white collar on it. Paired with a jersey and beige skirt, she attemps to brush her orange hair before ultimately giving up and just settle on putting on a white and yellow sleeping cap. She decides on just eating a granola bar for breakfats as she gets her satchel, heading out of the flat she heads to the car and drives.

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Arriving at the diner weirdly named "Tubso's drug hot dogs", she could smell the weed and alchohol.this place is also technically a bar, she can also smell hot dogs. Her coworker is at the counter, waving at her as they serve customers. She heads into the kitchen, it reeks of grease and weed. Half the workers are probably high on the job, except her. Ironicly her friends call her stone, short for stoner.

[Sal]
"Yo Stone! Can you like flip the hot dogs for me will ya?"

[Stone]
"Sure sal, just give me a minute."

Stone walked over to the grill, carefully grabbing the tongs and flipping the hot dogs. Sal was a strange fella, some coworkers liked to call her stoner moon. Since she always reaked of pot, and she always wore her hair like sailor moon. Stone always liked Sal, she was the chillest there. Also the one who actualy does their job, well have of the time.

[Charlie]
"Oi Stone! Boss is tellin' me to take over the counter, will you take over the building station?"

[Stone]
"Why can't Ritza do it?"

[Charlie]
"Ritza's managing the boxing station, and Sal is managing the drinks and snack station."

[Stone]
"Alright."

Charlie or Chunger as some coworkers called him, was a chill guy. He was always employee of the month, despite being known for caughing up soot in peoples faces. Anyways Stone dismissed that interaction and headed to the build station, Stones coworker handed her an order and she quickly got to work with it. The customer ordered one hot dog with a chigaco style bun, sprinkled with chilly and drizzled with BBQ sauce with peppers for toppings.

COUGH COUGH

[Stone]
"GOD FUCKING DAMN IT CHARLIE!"

[Charlie]
"Woops, sorry there buddy-"

[???]
"DID YOU JUST FUCKING COUGH SOOT ON MY FACE!"

Stone handed the hot dog to Sal as she amusingly watched the scene play out.

[Charlie]
"Im sorry miss, her have some tissue."

Charlie hands the figure a tissue, the figures was still fuming with anger.

[???]
"Mate you got your fucking soot in my insides! Do you know how hard it is to clean your insides!"

[Charlie]
"Im really sorry miss, but why is your head seperated shouldnt it be attached?"

[???]
"You guys dont question literal animal hybrids but question detached limbs! Have you never fucking heard of half gods!"

[Charlie]
"Oh shit you're a half god, damn must suck living like that."

[???]
"Yeah, it does sometimes i forget my head at home, anyways i forgive you for spitting fucking soot on my face. Anyways im Aether, but just call me Ghost capiche?"

[Charlie]
"Alright Ghost, anyways SAL ARE YOU DONE YET!"

Stone continued on with her job, today was a bit slower. Well except the bar, the bar was always crowded with drunks. While the hot dog part was always pretty empty, the only customers were normal people, karens, stoners, and literal unsupervised children.

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As she took out the keys to her flat, before she could unlock the door a notification ringed from her phone. She opened her flats door and headed inside, before taking out her phone and checking it.

Ghosty_dude: Heyyyyyyy pumpkin! I know you're almost done with moving, but can ya like head over to my house and like put some stuff here. So you dont have to move the light stuff ya know?

Stone stared at her phone, she had been planning on moving into her girlfriends flat. And dropping off all the light stuff would be a good idea, so she decided to reply.

Stoner_dud: sure, ill be there at 3:30 or maybe just 3:10 if im lucky

Ghosty_dude: niceeeee, see you at 3!

Stone turned off her phone, placing it in her jerseys pocket. She still has 1 hour to 30 minutes to take a break, the ride to her girlfriends flat is about 30 - 40 minutes so she has enough time to listen to music and read fanfics because she has nothing to do. But this time she decides to go outside, the bustling and rustling of new yorkshireshire or new yorkshire slightly anoying her but she just brushes it off until.

[???]
"Hey there miss! Im Kanade Acarmar! But you can call me Poltargeist, i got lost playing with my friends.... so can you help me!"

The girl or Poltargeist was floating, her hair looked liked space.

[Stone]
"Where are your parents? They should know where your friends are."

[Poltargeist]
"I dont have parents silly! You should know, you're dating a half god! And my friends are in the clouds, i cant fly.. well not anymore, im too injured. Sooooo can you takecare of me? Or atleast help me?"

[Stone]
"Oh uh.. sure, come on follow me."

[Poltargeist]
"Where are we going?"

[Stone]
"My flat."

Poltargeist gave her a nod, as she took stones hand. They walk the bustling streets of new yorkshire, Poltargeist was skipping with joy. As Stone just look souless and empty, Stones hand was colder than ice Poltargeist could feel it.

[Stone]
"We're here"

[Poltargeist]
"Yaaaay!"

As they both got in, Stone sat Poltargeist on a counter and gave her a snickers. Stone began transporting the boxes to her car, preparing for the trip.

[Stone]
"Alright Poltargeist, we're going to leave in 10 minutes. Just get some snacks from the fridge or pantry, then meet up with me."

[Poltargeist]
"Okay miss!"

[Stone]
"Just call me Stone."

[Poltargeist]
"Okay Stone!"

Poltargeist got down from the counter and went to the fridge picking up cheeto puffs, tutsie pops, snickers, and candy ciggarettes.

[Stone]
"Ya ready?"

[Poltargeist]
"Yeah! Yeah!"

They all head down the flats complex, and get in the car. Stone turned the key and they were on the road.

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As they got to Ghost's flat, Stone parked her car and guided Poltargeist out. They headed inside and to Ghost's flat, Stone was carrying most of the boxes while Poltargeist held some too.

[Ghost]
"Hey pumpkin! Oh, who's this cutie?"

[Poltargeist]
"Hi there miss Fall! Im Kanade Acarmar, but you can call me Poltargeist! I heard you have been on tough terms with your brother.. i hope you get better soon!"

[Ghost]
"Oh thanks... but please call me ghost."

[Poltargeist]
"Alright Ghost!"

[Ghost]
"Anyways, lets go in shall we!"

[Stone]
"Alright, come on Poltargeist lets go in."

[Poltargeist]
"Alright Ghosty!"