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"A Chatting Mess"
HGarrett has added TShirogane,KKogane, LMcClain, KHolt, PAllura, MHolt, MomSpy, BladeLeader, BladeLeader2, Medic, DadSpy, AKogane, BigBro, VMcClain, JGriffin, NRizavi, ILeifsdottir, and RKinkade to the chat.
HGarrett: Hey, guys!
KKogane: What's this?
JGriffin: I would have thought even a Galra would recognize a group chat
TShirogane: *flinch*
HGarrett: *flinch*
PAllura: *flinch*
LMcClain: *flinch*
KHolt: *flinch*
MHolt: *flinch*
VMcClain: *flinch*
ILeifsdottir: *flinch*
RKinkade: *flinch*
NRizavi: *flinch*
JGriffin: What?
KKogane: Dude, you know my pack is here in its entirety, right?
JGriffin: Uh...
MomSpy: No one stop me
TShirogane: From what?
MomSpy: From teaching this Griffin a lesson
TShirogane: No murder on my ship, @MomSpy!
MomSpy: No promises
JGriffin: Help
KKogane: I think no
MomSpy: Who's with me?
DadSpy: I'll help
Medic: Me too
BladeLeader2: For insulting our kit, I will join you
BigBro: Can Acxa and I join you?
AKogane: Please?
BladeLeader: Of course. A group of seven is a little large for a mission but in this instance, it's only right to include everyone
KKogane: Uh, Kolivan, what mission?
BladeLeader: The mission is to assist your mother in teaching a lesson to Griffin
TShirogane: No one is murdering anyone on my ship!
MomSpy: Then someone better hide Griffin, because whenever I get my claws on him, there will be bloodshed
JGriffin: Is that a threat?
MomSpy: It's a promise
KKogane: @VMcClain, you better save the leader of the MFEs
VMcClain: Hmm, maybe
LMcClain: Pfft. Can I get a 'f' in the chat for the former leader of the MFEs?
KHolt: F
HGarrett: F
MHolt: F
PAllura: F
KKogane: He doesn't deserve it
RKinkade: F
ILeifsdottir: F
NRizavi: F
VMcClain: F
AKogane: I'm with my twin in this case
BigBro: I'm agreeing with my siblings
LMcClain: Now that that's taken care of, we should do some name changes!
*KHolt has changed their name to Hacker*
*MHolt has changed their name to RebelTechie*
*LMcClain has changed their name to Sharpshooter*
*Sharpshooter has changed KKogane's name to KeithyCat*
KeithyCat: Really, Lance?
Sharpshooter: I think it fits
*Sharpshooter has changed HGarrett's name to SpaceGordonRamsey*
SpaceGordonRamsey: Lance, why?
Sharpshooter: Dude, it fits! I mean, you basically took over a little café in the Space Mall after being taken prisoner and made the most awesome food all while yelling at the owner
RebelTechie: What?
BladeLeader: What?
BladeLeader2: What?
MomSpy: What?
DadSpy: What?
Medic: What?
AKogane: What?
BigBro: What?
VMcClain: What?
RKinkade: What?
ILeifsdottir: What?
NRizavi: What?
PAllura: When I learned of this situation, I made the decision that they were no longer allowed to go to the mall unsupervised
MomSpy: I am surprised that you let them go unsupervised even once, considering that they are kits
DadSpy: All of them...are kits?
MomSpy: You didn't know?
BladeLeader2: How old are the Paladins?
Sharpshooter: I'm nineteen but was seventeen when this happened
SpaceGordonRamsey: Same
Hacker: I'm two deca-phoebes younger than Lance and Hunk
Medic: And Shiro?
TShirogane: I'm currently twenty-seven, but I wasn't part of the group's shenanigans at the Space Mall. I was too busy trying to strengthen my bond with the Black Lion
BladeLeader: They are just kits
BladeLeader2: All in favor of adopting the rest of the Paladins?
Medic: Aye
DadSpy: Aye
BladeLeader: Aye
MomSpy: I already considered them mine
BigBro: I get more siblings?
AKogane: I get a sister?
KeithyCat: *dies laughing*
Fin