Work Text:
"Chaos Chat"
VMcClain added TShirogane, KKogane, LMcClain, KHolt, HGarrettt, Princess, Advisor, MHolt, BladeLeader, BladeLeader2, DadSpy, Medic, MomSpy, TwinSis, BigBro, JGriffin, ILeifsdottir, NRizavi, and RKinkade to the chat.
LMcClain: V, what's going on? I was cuddling Keith and
KHolt: Gonna stop you right there. I haven't had breakfast yet and don't need to hear what you were doing
KKogane: Pidge, we weren't doing anything
LMcClain: That we'll admit to ;)
TShirogane: Lance, behave
MomSpy: Kit, do we need to have a chat with you and your mate?
KKogane: Mom! No! We were just cuddling! Nothing more!
MomSpy: I know, kit. I was just teasing you as it's my job as your mother
HGarrett: I always thought it was the dad's job to tease the kid
JGriffin: Kinda hard when Kogane doesn't have one
BladeLeader: ...
BladeLeader2: ...
Medic: ...
DadSpy: ...
TwinSis: How dare you!
KKogane: He is right as strange as that is to say. I don't have one dad. I have four
DadSpy: That's right, kit, and as one of your dads, I want to have a...chat with this Griffin
KKogane: As amusing as that would be, can it wait?
DadSpy: I suppose
LMcClain: I know what we should do! Name changes!
*LMcClain changed their name to Sharpshooter*
*Sharpshooter changed KKogane's name to Samurai*
Samurai: Thanks, Lance
Sharpshooter: No prob, cariño
BigBro: Why is that your name?
Sharpshooter: It's because of his talent with his swords
*KHolt changed their name to Hacker*
*Hacker changed BigBro's name to TechBuddy*
Samurai: Just so there are no more mistakes
*Samurai changed BladeLeader's name to Father*
*Samurai changed BladeLeader2's name to Dad*
*Samurai changed Medic's name to Papa*
Samurai: And I don't need to change Thace's as his sn has 'dad' in it already
Samurai: Also just to cover all the bases
*Samurai changed TShirogane's name to SpaceDad*
SpaceDad: Keith
Sharpshooter: It does fit, Shiro
SpaceDad: sigh
RKinkade: I haven't heard anything from James lately
ILeifsdottir: And Krolia
SpaceDad: No murder on my ship @MomSpy
MHolt: Can I get an 'F' in the chat for the leader of the MFEs?
Hacker: F
Sharpshooter: F
HGarrett: F
Princess: F
Advisor: F
Samurai: I guess. F
ILeifsdottir: F
NRizavi: F
RKinkade: F
TwinSis: Not that I understand, but sure. F
TechBuddy: F
VMcClain: F
SpaceDad: sigh F
Sharpshooter: Yay! We got Shiro to join us
MHolt: It's not that hard to believe. He's just as nerdy as me
SpaceDad: Slander
MomSpy: I have not killed anyone
Father: Krolia
MomSpy: That isn't part of the Empire
NRizavi: Keith, your mom is cool
JGriffin: NRizavi!
NRizavi: What?
Samurai: (sarcasm) Like no one else has killed during the war
JGriffin: ...
NRizavi: ...
ILeifsdottir: ...
RKinkade: ...
VMcClain: ...
Samurai: What?
VMcClain: We haven't killed anyone...that we know of
Samurai: That's the difference between facing the two groups
NRizavi: Two groups?
Advisor: The Fire of Purification that you guys faced and the Empire in its entirety that the Paladins faced
Sharpshooter: All right, this got too serious too quickly. Let's do some more name changes!
*MHolt changed their name to RebelTechie*
*Sharpshooter changed HGarrett's name to SpaceGordonRamsey*
SpaceGordonRamsey: Lance, not this again
Sharpshooter: Dude, it's a good name! You basically took over a little café at the Space Mall after being taken prisoner and made the most awesome food all while yelling at the owner
NRizavi: What?
JGriffin: What?
ILeifsdottir: What?
RKinkade: What?
VMcClain: What?
RebelTechie: Why did no one tell me about this? Pidge!
Hacker: I'm not scared of you
RebelTechie: I'm not scared of you either
SpaceGordonRamsey: I would be if I were you, Matt
RebelTechie: What's she gonna do? Bite my ankles?
Hacker: I'll bust your kneecaps
Sharpshooter: I'm surprised you didn't threaten to electrocute him
Hacker: I can do both or either
Sharpshooter: Both
SpaceGordonRamsey: Both
Sharpshooter: Both is good
Papa: Be nice to your litter mate, kit
Hacker: ...
RebelTechie: ...
Sharpshooter: ...
SpaceGordonRamsey: ...
Hacker: Who was that aimed at?
Papa: You, kit
Hacker: I'm not a kit
Father: On the contrary. You are younger than Keith, so you are a kit
Dad: Specifically our kit
DadSpy: As are the rest of the Paladins
MomSpy: And Matt and Veronica and Shiro
SpaceDad: I'm not younger than Keith
MomSpy: And neither are Matt or Veronica, but all three of you are closer to his age than adulthood
DadSpy: So
DadSpy: Do I get to have that chat with Griffin now?
Fin