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"Run Of The Mill Chat"
MFE1 added MFE2, MFE3, MFE4, Captain, Adam, Curtis, RedPaladin, GreenPaladin, YellowPaladin, BluePaladin, and RebelTechie to the chat.
*MFE1 has changed their name to MFELeader*
MFELeader: There we go
RebelTechie: Where's Keith...and his pack?
MFELeader: Galra don't belong in my chat
YellowPaladin: *flinch*
RedPaladin: *flinch*
Captain: *flinch*
Adam: *flinch*
Curtis: *flinch*
RebelTechie: *flinch*
BluePaladin: *flinch*
MFEHandler: *flinch*
*GreenPaladin has changed their name to Hacker*
Hacker: Hehehe
Hacker added BlackPaladin, BladeLeader, BladeLeader2, Medic, DadSpy, MomSpy, TwinSis, and BigBro to the chat.
Hacker: Care to repeat that, Griffin?
MFELeader: No
MomSpy: Is there something I need to take care of?
BlackPaladin: Probably just Griffin being stupid
MFE4: How did you add people to the chat?
Hacker: It's literally my sn! I'm a hacker!
RedPaladin: Now, that everyone's here, let's do some name changes!
*RedPaladin has changed their name to Lancelot*
*Lancelot has changed BlackPaladin's name to KeithyCat*
KeithyCat: Really, Lance?
Lancelot: What? It fits!
Adam: It really does
Captain: Agreed
Hacker: It does
YellowPaladin: Yup
BluePaladin: Of course
KeithyCat: *facepalm*
*Captain has changed BluePaladin's name to Princess*
Princess: Thank you, Shiro
Captain: You're welcome
*KeithyCat has changed Captain's name to SpaceDad*
*KeithyCat has changed Adam's name to EarthDad*
*KeithyCat has changed Curtis's name to EarthDad2*
EarthDad: Keith, why?
KeithyCat: Do you really need an explanation?
EarthDad2: If he doesn't, I do
KeithyCat: Well, Shiro is the eldest of the Paladins, so that made him the "Dad" of the group and since we were in space, he was Space Dad.
Lancelot: Since Adam was still dating Shiro even though he was still on Earth, he's "Earth Dad"
EarthDad2: And since I am dating both and on Earth, I'm "Earth Dad #2"
YellowPaladin: Yes
MFEHandler: I have not heard from the Blades...or James in awhile
KeithyCat: I couldn't care less about Griffin, but Mom, where are you?
KeithyCat: Mom?
KeithyCat: Mom?
KeithyCat: @MomSpy?
MomSpy: Yes, kit?
KeithyCat: Where were you?
MomSpy: I love our wolf
KeithyCat: Lmao
SpaceDad: That's not an answer
MomSpy: Yes it is
KeithyCat: Yes it is
DadSpy: Like mother, like kit
Hacker: There are a lot of Dads in the chat
KeithyCat: I can make it worse :D
MFE3: How?
YellowPaladin: Please don't
*KeithyCat has changed Medic's name to Papa*
*KeithyCat has changed BladeLeader's name to Father*
*KeithyCat has changed BladeLeader2's name to Dad*
KeithyCat: :D
SpaceDad: I'm still waiting on an answer
SpaceDad: I better not see blood anywhere on my ship
Dad: That implies Krolia was less than proficient
SpaceDad: I'm not saying she isn't good at her job, blood is notorious for being horrible to clean up
MomSpy: I was very good at keeping the blood spray to a minimum
KeithyCat: Why did you go after Griffin, anyway? Not that you need a reason. He is an asshole
EarthDad2: Language
KeithyCat: Mierda
EarthDad: Language
KeithyCat: Quiznack
SpaceDad: Cursing in Altean doesn't work either
KeithyCat: Batoaltisjuc
Father: Kit!
Dad: Kit!
Papa: Kit!
DadSpy: Kit!
MomSpy: Kit!
BigBro: :O
TwinSis: When did you learn that?
MomSpy: Acxa!
TwinSis: I mean :O
KeithyCat: ...
KeithyCat: No comment
RebelTechie: Raise your hand if you are enjoying this *raises hand*
Lancelot: *raises hand*
Hacker: *raises hand*
MFE2: *raises hand*
MFE3: *raises hand*
MFE4: *raises hand*
MFEHandler: *raises hand*
Princess: *raises hand*
YellowPaladin: *raises hand*
KeithyCat: I'm not sure if I'm feeling upset at being scolded or feeling betrayed at finding out my team (and others) are enjoying this
Lancelot: Take your pick
SpaceDad: What happened to James?
Hacker: The world may never know
Fin