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"Tech Chat"
AKogane has added TShirogane, KKogane, LMcClain, KHolt, HGarrett, PAllura, MHolt, BladeLeader, BladeLeader2, DadSpy, Medic, MomSpy, BigBro, JGriffin, NRizavi, ILeifsdottir, RKinkade, and VMcClain to the chat.
AKogane: I hope I did this right
KKogane: If you were wanting to make a group chat with the Paladins, the MFEs, and our pack, then yes
AKogane: :) Thanks, bro
MomSpy: You did well, kit
AKogane: It was surprisingly easy
KHolt: Earth tech is relatively easy to use and understand
LMcClain: Says the tech genius
*KHolt has changed their name to TechGenius*
TechGenius: Thanks, Lance
HGarrett: Oh, are we changing names already?
*HGarrett has changed their name to CinnRoll*
*TechGenius has changed BigBro's name to TechBuddy*
TechBuddy: I like it
NRizavi: This may be a dumb question, but why does Acxa's sn have 'Kogane' in it? Last time I checked, aliens didn't have last names
KKogane: Acxa's my twin, so it makes sense that she would have the same last name as me
AKogane: I thought everyone knew that
NRizavi: Like I said, dumb question
TShirogane: The only dumb question is the unasked one
KKogane: I don't know about that, Shiro. I'm pretty sure some people in this chat could ask some pretty dumb questions
JGriffin: Shut up, Galra
KKogane: I didn't mention any names
LMcClain: Some people are just straight up, racist...specist?
MHolt: Let's stick with prejudiced
LMcClain: That works too
DadSpy: Are we just ignoring the one being rude to not only Keith but the entire pack?
KKogane: It would be easier to just ignore the prejudiced garbage that falls out of his mouth
MomSpy: Kit, is this the one who has been bullying you in school?
KKogane: Yes
AKogane: *growls*
TechBuddy: *growls*
VMcClain: How did you know that, Krolia?
MomSpy: Keith and I had been in the quantum abyss for what was two deca-phoebes for us but was only a couple of movements for the rest of the universe, and we could see glimpses of the past and potential futures. Keith's schooling was some of the most common ones that involved him
KKogane: Those two deca-phoebes gave us time to reconnect and mother and kit
JGriffin: ...
ILeifsdottir: ...
NRizavi: ...
RKinkade: ...
VMcClain: ...
PAllura: It makes sense. There are different space anomlies that can affect time as well
KKogane: There are more anomalies like the quantum abyss?
PAllura: Yes
TShirogane: There's so much about space that we still don't know
LMcClain: That's what we signed up for at the Garrison, Space Exploration. Anyways, let's do some more name changes
*LMcClain has changed their name to LanceyLance*
*LanceyLance has changed KKogane's name to KeithyCat.*
KeithyCat: Really, Lance?
LanceyLance: What? It fits
PAllura: It does
TechGenius: I agree
CinnRoll: Same
TShirogane: It's true
MHolt: Especially with those cute, fluffy ears you have now
KeithyCat: *facepalms*
*MHolt has changed their name to RebelTechie*
TechGenius: Copycat
RebelTechie: I'm the older brother, so who's really the copycat?
BladeLeader: The Holt siblings have an unusual dynamic
BladeLeader2: Wait. If Matthew is older, then how old is Pidge?
TechGenius: I was 15 when we left in the Blue Lion. I don't know if that weird three deca-phoebe time jump counts, but if it does, then I'm at least eighteen.
KeithyCat: Bad move, Pidge
Medic: If Pidge is that young, how young are Lance and Hunk?
LanceyLance: Hunk and I are the same age. We were seventeen when we left in the Blue Lion.
DadSpy: Everyone was younger than Keith?!
TShirogane: Not everyone. I'm older than Keith
KeithyCat: Hehehe
KeithyCat: Well, Shiro's birthday being on the leap year technically makes him seven at this point.
Medic: Seven deca-phoebes-old?! And he was in the arena?!
TShirogane: Keith is joking. I am not seven. I am twenty-eight if my calculations are right
MomSpy: Well done, kits. Now, my pack brothers are whimpering
NRizavi: They are?
ILeifsdottir: How do you know this, Krolia?
MomSpy: We're currently in the same room
BladeLeader2: We are not whimpering
BladeLeader: However, we do require the presence of the five original Paladins, Princess Allura, and Matt Holt. Please make your way to our room
KeithyCat: We're going to be in for a long night
Fin