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1. Two of Your Earth Minutes by the_rat_wins

   Fandoms: Shameless (US)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   20 Aug 2015

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Ian Gallagher/Mickey Milkovich
   • Alien Character(s)
   • Alien Cultural Differences
   • Mind Sex
   • Hand Jobs
   • Alien Ian
   • Anal Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • Internalized Homophobia
   • Embarrassment
   • Misunderstandings
   • First Time
   • AU
   • Domestic Fluff
   • Ian's in human form
   • In case you were worried about that
   • Translation into Русский available

   Summary

   Mickey figures he has two options: check them both into the hospital, since they're suffering from some sort of shared delusion, or believe the guy when he says he's an alien.

   The thing is—Mickey believes him.

   (Inspired by the immortal line "I like fucking carrot-tops. Like, with the freckles and the pale skin? Fucking . . . alien-looking?")

   Language:

   English

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   12,394

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