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2022-11-15
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come here mafuyu chan

Chapter 3: fukase dies

Summary:

ok hi im in school rn and i have to shit so fucking bad oits not even funny its my final period tho

Chapter Text

banna: help

banna: fukase jus did a fuckigna backflip into the tub and broke his ankle

banna:we are goinr to the hospital

 

orang: ofc he did

 

packae: for the last time who the fcuk is fukass

 

banna: FUKAS

 

i love hammy: HELP FUKASs

 

panckae: SHUT UP YOU LONELY GAYS I MEANT FUKASE

 

banna: hes like

banna: ga

 

panckae: ga??

 

banna: i meant gay

 

panckae: ga

 

banna: oh my god shit up akito o will literally make it so yuo canf comme to ur sekai anymore

 

colgate: i would be the one to do that and that will not happen

 

banna: "that will not happen" what if i drove a car into your living room

 

colgate: bitch

 

panckae: what if i dont WANT to come back

 

banna: ID BE VERY HAPPY THEN BECAUSE AN IS BETTER 

 

i love hammy: SEE EVEN TTHE GAY BANANA AGREES

i love hammy: akiton just has ginger syndrome

 

orang: HELPPP

 

banna: rin thats a serious illness dont make fun of it

 

orang: i am sorry akit

 

panckae: why can no one spell my name right

 

banna: you dont deserve to have it spelt rigth

 

i love hammy: he doesnt deserve skin

 

orang: buttcheek titan (colossal

 

banna: real (okau

 

rui: does anyone know where i can get a platypus

 

banna: why do you need a platypus

 

rui: they glow in dark

rui: like tsucaca when he put glow in the dark elmer glue all over him

 

WORLD STAR 🌟: THEY WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT RUI!

 

rui: thats unfortunate 

rui: i can full combo intense voice better than yo

 

fish: oh really

 

rui: I DIDNT MEAB YOU I MEANT TSUAKSA

 

wonderHOY: EVERYONE WONDERHOY

 

banna: WONDER HOY (im at the hospital

 

wonderHOY: WHAT WHY

 

banna: my bf died

 

panckae: YOUR WHAT

 

banna: ops

 

banna deleted a chat

 

banna: aun no beats by akito and toya (akito is ga

banna: NOT AGAI_N

 

panckae: whats with the underscore

 

banna: bokura, bokura

 

panckae: stip im nit gay

 

banna: eyebrow arch

 

colgate: akito, len, quit fighting

 

panckae: I WILL BOKURA YOUR ASS OUT THE WINDOW LEN

 

colgate: akito

 

panckae: rightrightright sorry miku

 

wonderHOY: mikudayo

 

WORLD STAR 🌟: nononononononononono

 

rui: anyway any updates on the platypus

 

fish: youre not getting a platypus

 

rui: why\

 

fish: you have tsukasa

 

rui: tsukasa are you willing to put elmer glie back on for me

 

WORLD STAR 🌟: NO!! NEVER AGAIN

 

rui: PLEASSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

WORLD STAR 🌟: NO

 

fish: im leaving

 

rui: me too

 

WORLD STAR 🌟: YAY BYE

 

banna: gakupo farted

 

WORLD STAR 🌟: OH!

 

orang: IN THE HOSPITAL??💀💀💀💀

 

banna: RIN WHERE DID YOU COME FROM

banna: and yes