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Group chats:
alcoholics (mondstat)
li-omg morax is dead-yue. (liyue)
depression™ (inazuma)
#savenahida (sumeru)
bad bitches with bad joints (harbingers)
teyvat (main chat)
who gave the children phones??? (chat without the kids)
cull the elderly (kids gc) (klee, diona, qiqi, yaoyao, sayu)
alcoholics
venti added kaeya, amber, jean and others…
11:34am
diluc: why am i here?
jean: venti what is the meaning of this?
venti: socialising ofc???
kaeya: huh okay..
diluc: get me the fuck out of the group chat right now
albedo: can you two just get along for once in your lives?
kaeya: sure
diluc: no
amber: well then this is going to be entertaining
mona: bets on how fast they kill eachother?
bennett: maybe a week?
albedo: they won’t
albedo: i’ll make sure kaeya stays in line
venti: AYO????
kaeya: AYO?
jean: ALBEDO!!
kaeya: suddenly i’m actively trying to find diluc
diluc: someone get me eye bleach
razor: wat does mr albedo me an?
lisa: don’t worry darling it’s not for you to know
razor: ok teacher lisa :)
lisa: kaeya.
kaeya: SORRY LISA
lisa: thank you
barbara: moving on is anyone coming to my show tonight?
venti: ME YES ME ILL BE THERE
rosaria: i’ll be there for security anyway so yes
jean: i’ll try my best to make it!!!
albert: of course my lovely barbara~ as your biggest fan i’d never miss a second of your beautiful voice and the opportunity to see you in live show!!
rosaria: fucking die
diluc: children close your eyes
jean: OKAY EVERYONE CALM DOWN
venti has banned albert
jean: thank you venti for the mature solution
venti: oh no i’m dming him rn
eula: opportunity for vengeance?
amber: not right now!!!
amber: if he does it again though i give you full permission :)
diluc: ^^
kaeya: for once we agree diluc
diluc: …
3:25pm
fischl: has anyone seen my phone
fischl: it’s bennett by the way
razor: razor has not seen lupical’s phone
razor: can i help find it?
fischl: yes actually!!! you have really good tracking skills right?
razor: yes
fischl: can you come to springvale wing so we can look together?
razor: ok
amber: bennett… i think i found your phone…
amber: img.png
bennett’s phone is at the bottom of the fountain. the coin collecting man is looking down on it with a shocked look on his face. sucrose can be seen looking down on it as well.
sucrose: don’t worry i can gar all the water out quickly!
amber: bennett get back here quickly please
fischl: OH NO ILL BE BAKC IN a SECOND
fischl: MY PHONE NOOOOO
crepus: don’t worry benny, we can get you another
crepus: this is why we got you a second hand one..
fischl: thank you :)))
crepus: no problem👍
4:31am
venti: i can’t sleep someone talk to me
jean: venti go to bed.
venti: no you are the one who needs sleep?
jean: i’m working on some things that i need to finish
venti: can’t you finish them in the morning?
jean: we have school in the morning?
venti: oh true
kaeya: yooooo what’s up my fellow insomniacs
noelle: kaeya go to sleep
kaeya: only if you do
albedo: everyone go to bed right now
albedo muted venti, kaeya, noelle and jean for 5 hours
albedo: sleep. now.