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Prologue:

The galaxy was as black as it could be.

"Club Animes Presents"

"From Universal Keyblade Productions"

"A Toonwriter Fanfic"

Until it was on the huge planet of forest, beaches, and oceans.

"Cartoon Treasure Planet"

"Starring David Hemblen as Magneto"

"With Johnny Yong Bosch as Sonic the Hedgehog"

"Lisa Ortiz as Amy Rose"

"Daveigh Chase as Lilo Pelekai"

"Kari Wahlgren as Alyss"

"Chris Sanders as Stitch and Leroy"

"Deneen Melody as May"

"Kimberley Anne Campbell as Dawn"

"Richard Ian Cox as Inuyasha"

"Moneca Stori as Kagome Higurashi and Laura Haruna"

"Chiara Zanni as Hamtaro"

"Maile Flanagan as Naruto Uzumaki"

"Yuri Lowenthal as Sasuke Uchiha and Ben Tennyson"

"Kate Higgins as Sakura Haruno"

"Ashley Johnson as Gwen Tennyson"

"Greg Cipes as Kevin Levin"

"Tony Anselmo as Donald Duck"

"Bill Farmer as Goofy"

"Eric Stuart as Seto Kaiba and Brock"

"Tara Sands as Mokuba Kaiba"

"Carly McKillip as Sakura Avalon"

"Jordan Kilik as Li Showron"

"Vic Mignogna as Edward Elric"

"Maxey Whitehead as Alphonse Elric"

"With Tim Curry as Captain Bluebeard"

Voice: I was Gozaburo's first mate that voyage...three days east of Blorch in the Quasi system.

As he spoke, a black haired man with a group of Rare Hunters came with treasure chests and marched.

"Tia Carrere as Nani Pelekai"

"Willow Johnson as Kikyo"

"Don McManus as Carl Tennyson"

"Beth Littleford as Sandra Tennyson"

"Featuring Veronica Taylor as Ash Ketchum and Delia Ketchum"

"And John Morris as Neros Urameshi"

Voice: Gozaburo knew an abandoned planet. That's where we buried the treasure.

They passed many objects as he continued.

Voice: Gold and blood, they were Gozaburo's trademarks. He'd leave both behind him that day.

Chorus: (singing) Shiver my timbers, shiver my soul
Yo ho, heave ho

There are men whose hearts are as black as coal
Yo ho, heave ho

Chaos: (passing by/singing) And they sailed their ship 'cross the ocean blue
A bloodthirsty captain and a cutthroat crew

Espio: (glancing/singing) It's as dark a tale as was ever told

Vector: (glancing/singing) Of the lust for treasure and the love of gold

Charmy: (gets on Vector's back/glancing/singing) The love of gold

The Storm Troopers with Gozaburo continued as they passed by more objects.

Chorus: (singing) Shiver my timbers, shiver my sides
Yo ho, heave ho

"Based on the novel, Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson"

There are hungers as strong as the winds and tides
Yo ho, heave ho

Goombas: (looking/singing) And those buccaneers drown their sins in rum

Kyoji Kasshu: (singing) The devil himself would have to call them scum

Koopa Troopas: (in the water/singing) Every man aboard would have killed his mate
For a bag of guineas or a piece of eight

Team Chaotix: (singing) A piece of eight

Goombas: (singing) A piece of eight

Kyoji: (singing) A five, six, seven, eight

The members passed the Ronin Warriors unknowingly as the men chanted while dancing around a fire with their eyes glowing.

Ronin Warriors: (chanting/singing) Hula wocka, moolah wocka, something not right
Many wicked icky things gonna happen tonight

Hula wocka, moolah wocka, sailor man beware

Goombas: (singing) When de money in de ground,
Dere's murder in de air

Fiore and Ann: (glancing/singing, as Alan plays his flute simultaneously in tune) Murder's in the air

Ryo: One more time now!

"Dedicated to JusSonic, Darth Ben Valor, Tinyrocket, Julayla Beryl, JJAPrice15, Sharidaken Tranqity, Charles Roberts and Chrissykouhai"

The group entered the cave as they continued.

Chorus: (singing) Shiver my timbers, shiver my bones
Yo ho, heave ho

There are secrets that sleep with old Davy Jones
Yo ho, heave ho

Kaa and Sir Hiss: (singing/hissing) When the mainsail's set and the anchor's weighed,
There's no turning back from any course that's laid

"Produced by Darth Ben Valor"

Inside as they dug, the Dry Bones sang as well with Domon Kasshu hiding behind a boulder as he sang also.

Dry Bones and Domon Kasshu: (singing) And when greed and villainy sail the sea,
You can bet your boots there'll be treachery

The skeletons laughed before Domon hid a little more, being careful not to be seen by the pirates. As the Arabian-like chant commences, Allenby Beardsley came unnoticed and did an Arabian dance. Then, an evil grin came from the leader as he pulled out two pistols as he pointed to some of his crew members.

Chorus: (singing) Shiver my timbers, shiver my sails
Dead men tell no tales.

Then, he fired at them. Then, a bit later, as the voice continued, Gozaburo left the planet.

"Directed by Toonwriter"

Voice: That's right. Fifteen men went on that planet that day...and only Gozaburo himself returned.

(End of Prologue)

Chapter Text

Chapter 1: (Meet the Gang)

Three years later, an old blue-bearded mushroom wearing a dark blue outfit by the name of Bluebeard was telling his stories to a group of drinkers.

Bluebeard: And then...that man up and died before they could get back to that planet...and dig up the treasure.

He stood up as the others looked.

Bluebeard: No one knows to this day who has Gozaburo's map. Now, isn't that a story worth the hearing?

Sasuke Uchiha: (smirks) It was the first dozen times we heard it.

Wolverine: (grabbing a bottle of Pepsi) I'll drink to that.

Shinji: Hear, hear!

Paddy: I'll s-say! Okay, okay!

Donald: Paddy liked it, too!

Seto Kaiba: So did Mokuba and I. We always love your pirate stories, and we believe them.

Mokuba: That's right!

Rei: (holding a bottle, smiles) Ahhh! Soda pop!

Toji: Glad you're showing emotion now, sis!

Rei: I know.

(A/N: I prefer Rei Ayanami speaking in a cool-in-a-slightly-menacing-way tone, like Rika, Renamon and Elfen Lied's Lucy.)

Sora: What an awesome story!

Then, a red-armored, pink-furred cat named Polly Ester came in with a smile on her face.

Polly: I like it, too, and I believe pirates are real!

A white-armored cat named Speedy Cerviche arrived while holding a pizza box.

Speedy: Hey, who wants a pepperoni pizza?

Shinji: (raising his hand) I'll have a double!

Asuka: (does the same) Make that two!

Speedy: Coming right up! (serving the pizza) Here you go, pals.

Shinji: Thank you so much!

While the two start eating their pizzas, a WMAC Master named Lioness spoke up.

(A/N: This is an OC, courtesy of Lioness from the WMAC Masters fan site. You rock, Lioness!)

Lioness: So, who has the map now?

Asuka: (before she took a bite of a pizza slice) Probably the Red Skull since he was forced to work on the ship. I should know, I used to live in Germany.

Shinji: No surprise there.

Ash and his friends walked up as they served food to some of the patrons.

Misato: Perhaps our own Ash Ketchum would be using the map.

Sorrel: Actually, Misato, I don't think Ash would do that.

Verity: Neither do I.

Ash: Yeah. After all, I was the one that saved the world from destruction and got the three orbs two their rightful place.

(A/N: Reference to Pokémon the Movie 2000.)

Mallow: You certainly got that right, Ash.

Risa: Yeah, what an adventure that was, from how he told it to us.

Margo: It was exciting, especially with Lugia!

May: (smiles) I still can't believe you won the Alola League and became champion, Ash!

Dawn: Neither can I!

Ash: I know! Awesome, huh?

Overdrive: (grins) Yeah, man! You were slammin' into overdrive!

Lioness: And we thought you wouldn't make it!

Gladion: You were such a worthy opponent against me back then.

Ash: You got that right, Gladion.

Raye: We all are proud of you, Ash!

Serena [Tsukino]: Yeah! To think you lost all the previous Pokémon Leagues, until you won one the first time ever!

Rini: Maybe you should start over on those previous regions and try and win those Leagues again!

Ash: I'd love to, really, but right now, I'm going for World Champion in the World Coronation series.

Goh: Yeah, and that's big! Anyway, if I had that treasure map, I could try to find Mew and capture it.

Brock: A big dream you have, Goh, and catching all those Pokémon are good steps towards it.

Chloe Cerise: (as she picked up a tray) And the latest step- and so far, the greatest- is joining Project Mew, a research project which recruits Trainers from around the world, aiming to find Mew.

Clemont: That's for sure.

Naruto: If I had that treasure map, I would be the hero like before, and I, too, would be a champion.

Ben: Funny, I was gonna say the same thing about me if I had that map.

Kevin: Our families would be damn proud of us.

Joy: What about Neros? He might have it.

Then, a woman walked to the table, examining. She was the boss to the pub: Nani Pelekai.

Nani: Where is Neros anyway?

Delia Ketchum: I'm sure he's gotten off the juvenile side, unlike that immature brat of a cousin, Yusuke. Always skipping class. He should never hang out with him.

Tory Avalon: (smirks) She's right. He's a cool guy, and no matter what, he always turns a corner.

Just then, the doors flung open as a young boy was thrown in by Officer Jenny.

Jenny: Kikyo, is this your stepson?

The stepmother, Kikyo, quickly ran to her stepchild, Neros Urameshi.

Kikyo: Neros, what were you doing?

Neros: (sighs) Oh, Kikyo...

Carl Tennyson: (cringes) Yeesh, wrong turn.

Sandra Tennyson: And I thought Ben had it bad.

Ben: Good thing I don't anymore.

Gwen shook her head in agreement.

Sakura Haruno: Same goes for Naruto. (to Naruto) No offense.

Naruto: None taken. After all, I saved the Hidden Leaf Village and finally got back Sasuke.

Sasuke: And for that, I thank you for convincing me. And I also thank my new family for convincing me about taking the cells to regenerate me a new arm, just like Naruto did. Wherever they are, I'll find them.

Sakura: And we'll be with you, Sasuke.

Jenny: Neros Urameshi was seen airboard riding with those delinquent teenagers led by his cousin Yusuke.

Kikyo: (narrows) Neros, what did I tell you about that? Do you want to go to Juvenile Hall? Is that it?

Neros: Kikyo, Yusuke double-dared me. Besides, when you get double-dared, you can't refuse!

Jenny: (sternly) Neros Urameshi, one more deal like that and you can consider your normal life goodbye. And then, you won't be a game master, you'll be a loser. (to Kikyo) Good day, ma'am.

She left as Neros sighed and got up.

Minnie: Oh, Neros...why don't you have the courage to just say "no"?

Neros: (picks up a tray) Sorry...but it was Yusuke's idea.

Mickey: Gosh. Sorry to hear that...

Bluebeard: What about old Mickey over there?

They, minus Sakura and Nurse Joy, laughed as Mickey came and picked up the empty bottle.

Mickey: If we had the map, my friends and I wouldn't be serving you guys beer or rum, Captain Bluebeard.

Donald: Yeah, we'd be looking for it. Sailing at the deep vast of space on a five-year mission: to boldly go where no duck's gone before!

Kairi: (giggles) You've been watching Star Trek again, haven't you?

Max: But if I got that treasure map, I'd trade it for a decent meal, not this crap Nani serves us. (to Bluebeard) Uh, you gonna eat it, Gramps?

Bluebeard: Aye! And beware of the overlord. He's very fearful.

Neros: Yeah, we know.

Ash: We'll watch for him.

Wolverine: (sarcastically) Yeah, I'll watch for him, delivering pizza.

Donald: Along with chicken Alfredo.

Lea: And a bottle of Pepsi.

Wolverine, Donald, Goofy and Lea laughed before they were all hit by Bluebeard.

Bluebeard: Bah! Even Gozaburo feared him.

The others stopped as he continued.

Bluebeard: If he comes poking around here, you better run for me quickly.

Winry: If we see him, we'll tell you.

May: Yeah.

Edward: One leg, two heads, couple of dozen noses, if anything weird-

He was grabbed by the collar of his shirt as he continued.

Bluebeard: It's no joking matter, Eddie! The overlord brings death.

Edward: (frowns) That's Edward to you, Gramps!

Rini: (smiles) I like that! After all, mutants can't be feared. They were born with special powers, and people fear what they don't understand.

Jubilee: That's right, pinky!

Bluebeard let the Fullmetal Alchemist go as he gasped for air while Rogue spoke from another table.

Rogue: Yeah. Too bad no one else believed Bluebeard's stories.

Cyclops: That's true. No use ruining our fun.

Ventus: That's for certain.

Domon: I was at that island also, watching the pirates digging for a pit to bury the treasure. (to Gambit, placing down a set of cards, smirks) I got three aces.

Gambit: I'll take these; (placing down his set of cards) Four sevens and a ten.

Domon: Damn, you're good.

Then, the clock rang as the woman spoke.

Nani: Time, ladies and gentlemen. Everyone, it is closing time! Thank you for spending time at the Pizza Cat Restaurant! Have a great evening. Pay your bills respectively and leave.

Donald: (shaking hands to the customers leaving, one-by-one) Bye-bye! So long! See you tomorrow! Hope you had a great time!

Speedy: (looking at a pile of cash, grinning while working at a cash register) Man, business is booming!

Kaiba: Better put it in a safe place, Speedy. Don't want anything bad happen to the cash.

Speedy: (starts putting the money in a safe) No problem, Kaiba.

Xion: Another day at the Pizza Cat come and gone.

Terra: Indeed, Xion.

Nani: (looks around) Guys! Look at the state of this place!

She went upstairs as Raye sighed.

Raye: (sighs) Come on, everyone, get cleaning.

Nani: This place is a pigsty!

Pigs: Hey!

Nani: Sorry, gentlemen, no offense.

Bluebeard: (getting up) Here's to you, boys!

He paid for the drinks as he spoke.

Bluebeard: I'm off to me room.

Neros: (smiles) Thanks.

Dawn: Yeah, night!

Kikyo: Thank you for, uh...telling us the story.

Neros: You've been hearing that story again?

She nodded as the woman hurried the others out.

Nani: Now remember, tomorrow's lunchtime special is "roast suckling"...

The pigs looked confused.

Nani: ...potatoes, good sirs.

Pigs: All right.

A potato-like woman stopped, glaring at Nani in offensive.

Nani: No offense, madam, no offense.

The potato woman nodded in understanding before the doors closed as Dawn switched the sign to "Closed".

Nani: (notices) Max, you should be cleaning!

Max: (crosses his arms) Why should I? It's obvious it's Ugly Girl's fault we're here working!

May: (anger mark) Hey! How is it my fault if you were the one who blackmailed me into working here?

Nani: Will you two just give it a rest?!

Max: (points at May) Well, she started it!

Nani: (glares) Shut it, four-eyed brat!

Smirking, May stuck her tongue out at Max, whose face literally glowed red with anger.

Nani: Lilo! Stitch! Angel! Time to start cleaning up!

Lilo: (frowning, entering with Stitch and Angel) Nani, why do we have to clean up? It's no fun.

Nani: Well, we came here on vacation since you want to be away from Myrtle.

Lilo: (smiles) You got a good point there. Okay, we'll clean. Come on, guys, let's go!

Stitch: (following with Angel) Right behind you, Lilo!

Angel: Let's not break the dishes.

Victoria: We're with you. Come on, Snooty.

Nani: Now, everyone, after you're done, I want you all in the kitchen so you can help Lilo, Stitch and Angel in there. There are table scraps for dinner if you're hungry.

Dale: Good, cause I'm starving.

Chip: (narrows) Dale!

She began to walk upstairs and then remembered something.

Nani: And by the way, guys, last night, you forgot to turn down the lantern. Turn it off or no food for a week.

A boy named Akira Kurusu with a girl named Futaba Sakura accompanying him walked up as the former spoke.

Akira: Now, now, Nani, don't be hard on them. You know how the cops arrested me for a crime I didn't commit long ago, remember? And I don't wanna ruin my entire life.

Nani: (sighs) I know. And I know about your adventures with the Phantom Thieves since you were disbanded. Even so, I do appreciate you working here and helping out. You and Futaba.

Akira: Least I'm not on probation this time. But still, take it easy on Neros and the others.

Futaba: Yeah, Nani. As long as you have a bunch of workers here like us living with you, we're helping you get work done fast and stuff.

A black-and-white cat named Morgana peeked out from Akira's bag as he spoke.

Morgana: And I help them, too.

Nani: You're right, Morgana. Just make sure to get the lantern out, all right?

Akira: Yes, ma'am.

Then Nani walked completely upstairs as they sighed.

Gwen: Seriously...who in their right mind would have a lantern in this day of age?

That evening, Donald, Edward and Neros were trying to hold each other as they tried turning off the lantern.

Edward: (in pain) Ow, stop stepping in my ear!

Donald: (turning it off) Steady...steady...

Neros: (trips) Whoa!!

Then, as the lantern turned off, the three fell down as Neros sighed while the others helped them up.

Neros: Oh...I hate my life.

May: I know...we hate your life, too.

Kevin: If I had a life looking like a monster, I'd hate it.

Neros glared as Ash spoke.

Ash: Maybe we should just run away from here like my dad did.

Neros: Yeah...my cousin Yusuke was a Spirit Detective before he quit his job after he discovered his demon form.

Ash: We never saw him again...and now Yusuke is banned from the Spirit World forever.

Neros: And Kikyo thinks I'm the biggest jerk and juvey ever...

Mokuba: (sniffs) At least you have a mom...Seto and I are orphans since we were kids.

Serena [Tsukino]: (pats them) Hey, you have us.

Raye: Yeah, we're like family, got it?

Sasuke: Seriously...we kinda don't look exactly like family. Like the lot of us are humans like Neros and Ash, Mickey and Minnie are mice like Pikachu...

Pikachu: (popping up on Ash's shoulder) Pika!

Sasuke: ...Goofy and Pluto are dogs, Donald and Daisy are ducks, Manaphy, Snowy, Turtonator, Tsareena, Togedemaru and Silvally are pokémon, Morgana, Speedy, Polly and Guido are cats, and Wolverine's a mutant.

Wolverine: Yeah. But we're still family, right?

Neros: Still...I wish our lives were more like Yusuke's or Captain Bluebeard's adventures.

Ash: Yeah, sailing the universe and searching for buried treasures of all kinds.

Sora: (smiles) Yeah, discovering new civilizations and navigating weird civilizations!

Kairi giggled at this.

Neros: Navigating with (takes out a compass) my dad's old compass to wherever the winds may take us.

Serena [Tsukino]: (smiles) Yeah! Off to Zanzibar to fight the Zanzibarbarians!

Donald: And meet the Zanzibabes there!

Edward: (grins his trademark toothy grin) Here they go again!

Lea: I love it when they do that!

Ven: Me too, Lea!

Lilo: To the southwest, pirate galleons!

Sora: And the sea palace, Atlantica!

Donald: (coming inside with everyone) To the southeast, multi-armed Zanzibanian shark women and their exploding wigs of death!

Goofy: Ah-hyuck!

Nani's Voice: To the northwest, dirty dishes!

Brock: How does she do that?

Roxas: Killjoy.

Neros: (sighs) Let's go, guys.

Ash: (takes a dish) We'll wash.

Sora: We'll dry.

Donald: And we'll break.

Daisy: Donald!

Donald simply laughed. Then, Neros began singing.

Neros: (singing) I wake up each day and wonder what for?
It seems to me there must be something more
Something more than stacks of dishes, and washing this old floor.

Lita: You go, guys!

Ash: (singing) If I had my pick of wishes, I'd wish me out that door.
'Cause I'm hungry for adventure, and I'm fed up with this grind.
If I don't have some excitement soon, I'm gonna lose my mind.

Alyss: Yeah!

Mina: You said it!

Neros & Ash: (singing) I want a life that's filled with thrills that's wild and free
There's gotta be something better
Something better
There's gotta be something better than this for me.

Then, Mokuba began to sing as they continued cleaning dishes.

Mokuba: (singing) I look around here and I want to cry

Speedy: Aww, me too.

Riku: Yeah.

Ash: (singing/looking as they finished) I feel like the world is passing me by.

Sora: It is.

Neros walked out of the kitchen as he continued.

Neros: (singing) And I just can't help but wonder
Am I doomed to wash and dry?
And is it a curse I'm under to do it 'til I die?

Dawn: Oh, I hope not.

May: Yeah.

Serena [Gabena]: You said it, girlfriend.

Ash patted his back, and then, surprisingly, Kaiba began to sing as well, smiling.

Kaiba: (singing) When we could be explorers

Naruto: Sure you could.

Mokuba: (singing) Sailing off to distant lands

Mokuba almost slipped when Winry and Sakura helped him.

Winry: Whoops-a-daisy!

Neros: (singing) Instead of spending every afternoon just getting dishpan hands.

Then, they both danced as they, Kaiba and Mokuba sang.

Neros, Ash, Kaiba & Mokuba: (singing) My future looks like nowhere that I want to be

The four looked up as they continued.

All: (singing) There's gotta be something better
Something better

Neros, Ash, Kaiba & Mokuba: (singing) There's gotta be something better than this for me.

Donald: (smiles) Now you're talking!

Lilo: Cool!

Stitch: Pa chieva!

Lillie, Lana and Mallow: (in unison) Yeah!

Then, the others joined in on the singing.

Donald: (singing) If it's weird and wild, let's go and find it
Ha ha ha ha!
The crazier, the better, is what I say

May: Yeah, that's true.

Edward: (singing) To tell the truth I really wouldn't mind it

Dawn: Mind what?

Edward: (singing) If we're found someplace with ten square meals a day!

Dawn: (sweatdrops) Oh, brother.

The gang smiled as they pretend sword-fight a bit.

All: (singing/smiling) Let danger call my name

Goofy: (singing) If it does, I'm gonna hide...

Neros, Ash, Kaiba & Mokuba: (singing) We'll put our courage to the test,

Serena [Gabena], Dawn, May, Max, Molly, Lillie, Lana, Mallow, Goh, Chloe, Sora, Riku, Kairi, Roxas, Naminé, Xion, Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Goofy, Daisy, Akira, Futaba, Lilo, Stitch, Angel, Victoria and Alyss: (singing) And we'll be by your side.

Edward, Alphonse, Winry, Lea, Terra, Ven, Aqua, Brock, Iris, Cilan, Korrina, Clemont, Bonnie, Gladion, Acerola, Verity, Sorrel, Risa, Margo, Morgana, Ben, Gwen, Kevin, Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Hinata: (singing in sync) We'll be by your side!

Kaiba: (singing) There's gotta be something better than this

Others: (singing) Something more than this

Ash: (singing) I know that there's so much out there to see

Others: (singing) To see

Neros, Ash, Kaiba & Mokuba: (singing) And I know this life I'm living can't be my destiny

Others: (singing) Destiny

All: (singing) There's gotta be something better,
Something better...

Neros, Ash, Kaiba & Mokuba: (singing) There's gotta be something better for me

Mickey: And me!

Donald: Wait a minute, what about me?

All: (singing) There's something better than this for you and me!

Then, Bluebeard, hearing the singing, jumped out of the chair he had slept in unexpectedly and looked around.

Bluebeard: Arrr! What the-? (rubs his eyes) Enough of that singin', ya stupid singin' birds! Rum! I need rum, lads! I got the horrors! Gimme rum!

He sliced the bottles, to the alarm of some of the gang.

Donald: WAK!!!

Lillie, Goh, Chloe, Risa and Margo: AAH!!

Acerola: Whoa!!

Wolverine: Hey, hey, hey, calm down, bub!

Akira: You heard him, Captain! Calm down!

Bluebeard: Rum till I float!

Lilo: Okay, sir!

Gwen: What is it with you and alcohol?

Nani's Voice: Don't give him any more rum, Lilo!

Bluebeard: How does she bloody do that?

Morgana: Maybe you should take water and calming pills instead.

They then heard a knock as they neared the door. Then, the group opened the door slowly, preparing themselves.

(End of Chapter 1)

Chapter Text

Chapter 2: (Death and Invasion)

The doors opened as a candy pirate wearing two eye patches came in.

Candy pirate: Bluebeard...it's me, Blind Fear!

He turned away from the group as they backed away.

Blind Fear (Candy pirate): I know you're here, Bluebeard...(smacking things) you sniveling coward!

May: What is he?

Edward: Some kind of blind fiend.

Sasuke: I'd think they prefer "visually challenged fiend".

Blind Fear: (narrows) I heard that! There's someone here!

He continued whacking as he kept heading to wrong directions. Sure enough, he unknowingly had ahold of a moose head.

Blind Fear: Ah, Bluebeard, I know that scurvy mug of yours...anywhere!

Dawn: (Anime glares) Hey! The bar's closed! Get out before we kick you out!

Blind Fear: (flips her dress) A-ha! A pretty little girl, is it?

Dawn: Aaah!

Girls: Ewww!

Blind Fear: A bunch of girls...take me to Bluebeard, my pets.

Lillie: (angrily) Who are you calling pets?

Ash: Uh...sir, wrong place.

Neros: Yeah, there's no Captain Bluebeard here!

Naruto: So go away!

Blind Fear: (smirks) Oh, I may be visually challenged, but I can see you are all lying.

They looked confused, before the pirate heard the cocking of a pistol the blue-bearded mushroom was readying.

Blind Fear: (spinning while lunging towards Bluebeard) HIIIIIIIIYYAH!!!

Then he hit the gun before he got near the blue-bearded mushroom.

Blind Fear: Good evening, Blue. I know it's you. You thought you could get away with it, didn't you? (glares) Just take it all for yourself...and leave your mates with nothing. We're not pleased with that, Blue...not at all. We want you to have...

He then gave Bluebeard a piece of paper as he finished.

Blind Fear: ...this! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

He then left, leaving where he came in, tripping on a cat.

Blind Fear: (angrily) Watch where you're going, you stupid cat!

The others looked at the door, watching him disappear to the night. Then, they all turned to Bluebeard as he was shaking, holding the paper with a black spot in the middle. Kaiba and Mokuba were looking at the blue toad in concern along with Lioness, Overdrive, Akira, Futaba, Morgana, Wolverine, Ben, Gwen, Kevin, Lillie, Gladion, Lilo, Stitch, Angel, Victoria, Snooty and Alyss.

Bluebeard: (fearfully) The black spot! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

He ran to his room as the others saw him packing.

Ash: We don't understand it at all.

Neros: Yeah, what is the black spot anyway?

Bluebeard: It's a pirate's sign of death.

Stitch: (glances) Fabulous!

Lilo: Cool!

Acerola: (concerned) No, it's not! It's bad!

Bluebeard: (putting items in) They'll be coming to kill me tonight!

Kaiba: (shocked and fearfully) The b-b-b-b-black spot?!

Mokuba: (likewise) Oh no!

Kevin: I know a LOT about pirates, and if they're coming here tonight because of the Black Spot meaning "death", then I don't wanna be here anymore!

Gladion: Neither do I! And Lillie's not safe here anymore either! Or anyone!

Clemont: You got that right, Gladion!

Sorrel: And I most certainly agree!

Raye: Come on, guys, let's help him out! Quick!

Verity: No need to tell me twice!

Overdrive: Oh, man! What else shall we bring?

Lioness: Well, for one thing, we're taking all our WMAC belongings with us!

He then pointed to a huge chest.

Bluebeard: It's me space chest they want, everyone.

Naruto: (frantically, immediately bringing luggage) We gotta get outta here! We gotta get outta here! I gotta start packing, you guys!

Sakura: I'm with you! Only essentials! Travel light! (starts packing a suitcase) Bring the guns, the weapons, the knives... (stops, holding up a picture of Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and their sensei Kakashi Hatake) And, uh, how 'bout this picture? I don't know, it's kinda dusty since we left for training a long time.

Sasuke: (urgently, snatches picture) Never mind that, just pack it! Time is wasting! (puts it in luggage)

Hinata: (packs some scrolls) And the ninja scrolls, too!

Kevin: They won't take my car! No way!

Ben: Then I suggest we use it as our getaway vehicle!

Kevin: Yeah!

Gwen: Great idea! (picks up a book) And we'll need this spellbook, cause I got more spells to learn!

Rini: (holding up undies) Oh, underwear! (tosses them away) Eww!

Serena [Tsukino]: Ooh, yuck!

Bluebeard: (smirks) But I'll trick them. I'll shake out another reef and daddle 'em again!

Wolverine: What does that mean in English?

They stuffed the cases as they closed them, trying to place it all in.

Bluebeard: (glances) It's mine and I'm goin' for that treasure meself! And no one-legged son of a bilge rat will--

He then had a stroke and landed in the bed.

Dawn: (gasps) Captain Bluebeard!

Serena [Tsukino]: (shocked) Wahhh! Bluebeard! He's dead!

Edward: (shocked) He died?!

Speedy: And this is supposed to be a kids' fan fiction!

Max: Actually, it's a fanfic rated T for teen, meaning that kids can read it only with adult supervision.

Sasuke: (sarcastically) Thank you, Captain Obvious.

Lana: (dryly) Mr. Know-it-All.

Kevin: What a nerd.

Max: (glares) Hey!

May giggled at this before Bluebeard gasped for air as he looked at both Neros and Ash while grabbing Kevin by the shirt.

Bluebeard: Game Master Neros Urameshi...Ash Ketchum...you two have always been kind to me...especially you, Ash.

Dale: He does have a point.

Neros: (sweatdrops) Maybe I should've been a little more like Ash...

Bluebeard: And you, Neros, for being a Spirit Detective like yer cousin, Yusuke.

Ash: Wow. Neros is a Spirit Detective?

Dawn: Kinda suitable to replace Yusuke in Spirit World, I say.

Wolverine: Maybe.

Kevin: I'm not Game Master Neros Urameshi and Ash Ketchum. (points at the two) THEY'RE Game Master Neros Urameshi and Ash Ketchum.

Bluebeard: (grabbing Ash by the shirt) Boys...

Ash: Yes, Captain?

Bluebeard: (points to the chest) Take the map...you two...

Serena [Tsukino]: What map?

Kaiba: (shocked, as he holds up a scroll he pulled out from the chest) This map!

The others gasped at what Kaiba is holding.

Bluebeard: (points to the scroll) Aye...that map...the map to Gozaburo's treasure.

They all looked confused as they looked at each other.

Bluebeard: Don't ya understand what I've been telling you? I was his first mate! We all were! (The others gasp in shock at this as he continues) Blind Fear and me! Me own shipmates, they'll gully me for sure! And anybody else to get their mitts on that map!

Alphonse: (nervously) And gullying hurts, right?

Bluebeard: Oh, aye! A lot! Take that map that's in your hands now.

They unrolled the map and looked at it.

Sora: (shocked) Damn... it IS a treasure map!

Donald smirked greedily as he spoke.

Donald: Oh boy, we're gonna be rich!

Edward: (as he sweats a bit) We're gonna be dead!

They all turned as the old man spoke again.

Bluebeard: Beware, lads! Beware!

Lilo: Of the overlord?

Bluebeard: Aye! But also...beware o' runnin' with scissors or any pointy objects. It's all good fun 'til someone loses an eye-(has a heart attack) Ahhhh!

Then, he fell limp on the bed lifelessly as Ash went near him.

Ash: Uh...Bluebeard?

Dawn gasped in horror at this along with May, Serena [Gabena], Lillie, Lana, Mallow, Bonnie, Chloe, Verity, Risa, Margo, Iris, Sakura, Futaba, Gwen and Winry.

Sakura: (fearfully) C...Captain?

Sasuke: (eyes widened in horror) No...

Kaiba: (likewise) Oh, my god.

Mina: (ditto) He's...dead!

Akira: (fearfully) No... No!

Donald gulped in fear as Minnie had ahold of Mickey in horror.

Edward: We're standing in a room WITH A DEAD GUY!!!

All: AAAAHHHHH!!

They ran out of the room and headed to the front door as Carl, Sandra, Kikyo and Delia came out.

Delia: Ash? What's going on?

Kikyo: (a bit urgently) What's happening?

Sandra: Benjamin Tennyson, what's the matter?

Futaba: It's Bluebeard! He's--

Suddenly, a window was shattered, getting the group's attention.

Morgana: (nervously) Uh-oh! Did someone get their hand in someone's pocket?!

Akira: I think we're about to find out! Look!

Then the doors flung open as Blind Fear and the people with dark cloaks went in and came to them.

Blind Fear: Oh, Bluebeard! Trick or treat! (marching in) Don't try to hide, Blue! Ya know what we want!

The crew entered as they tore the place apart while the others hid quickly. Dawn's group in the gun powder room, and Neros's group up the stairs.

Rare Hunter 1: Where are you, Bluebeard?

Rare Hunter 2: Where are you, Blue?

Some of them went upstairs as Lilo, Stitch and Angel gasped.

Lilo, Stitch and Angel: (in unison) Nani!

Futaba: (frantically) Ms. Pelekai, let us in!

Upstairs, the doors were being banged as Nani awoke.

Rare Hunter 3's Voice: No use in hiding!

Nani: What in the name of Mike? Can't a woman get any beauty sleep?

The door opened as the woman saw them as they quickly went in.

Nani: (gasps) Lilo, Stitch, Angel, Victoria, Snooty, Alyss, what in blazes is going on?

As Morgana ran in, three more cats- named Luna, Artemis and Diana- ran alongside him.

Luna: We're under attack! Under attack!

Artemis: Get ready for battle! We need everyone we can get to fight! Hurry, get your weapons and defend yourselves!

Morgana: And fast! Blind Fear and some pirates are attacking the Pizza Cat Restaurant!

In the gunpowder room, the others looked around as Sora spoke.

Sora: Guys, what are you doing?

With the blind pirate, he kept whacking at inanimate objects, trying to find the old toad while the other crew members kept throwing things on the ground, looking for them. Then, back in the room, Riku picked up a gun.

Riku: Finally! Found the gun!

Kevin: Got the powder-(trips) Whoops!

They glared at Kevin as he spoke.

Kevin: Oookay...where does Nani keep the bullets?

Speedy: I'll find them!

Overdrive: Hurry! Those pirates will be here soon!

With the evil men and women, the second-in-commands, Sabertooth and Mystique, came out.

Mystique: Bluebeard's dead, sir.

Sabertooth: And he doesn't have the map on him!

Blind Fear: Those girls must have it. (points) Get them!

All: Yeah!

They charged and looked all over the rooms they were tearing apart. Back in the powder room, Speedy came back.

Speedy: Guys! (shows them the bag) Got the bullets. See? There they are-(drops all the bullets) Whoops...(sweatdrops) My bad.

Kevin: Dammit, Speedy! Now how're we gonna shoot them off?

Naruto: (determinedly) There's one way: Our weapons and skills!

Ben: (readies his Ultimatrix) Right!

Sandra: Be careful, Ben! Those pirates are Rare Hunters, a dangerous and ruthless group of thieves!

Ben: (praying) Please, please don't let it be a glitch...

Then he pressed the Ultimatrix. Back upstairs, they then heard banging as a voice spoke to them.

Sabertooth's Voice: Open up in there!

Mystique's Voice: We want the map and we'll kill anyone who gets in the way!

They backed away as Kikyo spoke.

Kikyo: Neros, Ash, the back stairs, quickly!

They nodded as Akira spoke.

Akira: Come on, Lilo!

Futaba: Hurry!

The group headed to the secret door while Nani brought out a broom.

Blind Fear's Voice: Come on, bust the door down!

She readies the broom as the others left her behind. Then, she whacked some of the members with her broom as furiously as she could.

Nani: Get out of my inn, you tattooed miseries! (whacks some more) Can't a lady like me get a good night's sleep alone without an invasion? (whacks them with the broom) Stay away, you juvenile delinquents! (grabs one of them) Come here, you!

She continued fighting the unarmed members. Back in the powder room, Kevin was furious as he threw the gun down.

Kevin: Dammit, this gun is useless!

Verity: Great...you lost the bullets, Speedy!

Speedy: Well, (indicates Kevin) Monster Boy here is losing the powder!

Kevin: (anger mark) Don't call me Monster Boy, dammit!

Then, the doors busted down as Sabertooth and Mystique came to them.

Sabertooth: (points a gun at them) The map! Tell us where it is or die!

The girls and Speedy screamed like girls as they ran.

Wolverine: (jumps in front of the girls) Over my dead body, Sabertooth!

Tough voice: And mine!

Then, a red muscular alien with four arms comes in.

Fourarms: Fourarms!

Gwen: Good ol' Fourarms!

Mystique: (points) Get them!

Speedy: (running) Run, run, run, run!

Sabertooth: I'm gonna kill you, Wolverine!

Wolverine: All right, you egg-sucking piece of gutter trash! You always liked pushing around people smaller than you. Well, I'm smaller! Try pushing me!

Then Sabertooth and Wolverine began fighting each other as the rest of the pirates chased the group while Fourarms began fighting off a couple other Rare Hunters.

Fourarms: (grins) I love being Fourarms!

Sabertooth: (about to finish off Wolverine with his own claws) How about a little taste of adamantium for old times' sake?

Wolverine: (struggling) You always were second best!

Then, he kicked Sabertooth off, knocking him to the floor while Fourarms finished knocking down another Rare Hunter.

Fourarms: Nothing can stop me!

Then, the fire was knocked down from Mystique. It landed in the trail of the gunpowder as they all gasped.

Fourarms: (eyes widened) Uh-oh!

Wolverine: (likewise, but seriously) RUN!!

They all ran for their lives as the trail followed.

Serena [Tsukino]: (scared) Hurry! Hurry!

Dawn: (likewise) Watch out!

The trail kept following as the evil crew and workers switched sides as they continued running.

Naruto: (panicking) Hurry!

Sakura: (likewise) Keep moving!

Speedy & a Rare Hunter: (shoving) Out of the way! Out of the way! Get out of the way!

Donald quacked frantically as he dashed while Mickey, Minnie and Goofy screamed.

Pluto: (dashing) YI YI YI YI!!!

They then stopped at a dead end as the mutant spoke.

Mystique: Stop!

They turned and saw the people that worked for the inn not with them as they saw the trail heading in the barrel of gunpowder.

Sabertooth: (sweatdrops) Oh, shit.

Then, the inn exploded as Ash, Neros, Serena [Gabena], Lillie, Gladion, Goh, Cinderace, Chloe, Yamper, Mallow, Kiawe, Sophocles, Lana, Acerola, Risa, Margo, Akira, Morgana, Futaba, Kikyo, Lilo, Stitch, Angel, Victoria, Snooty and Alyss were out.

Sabertooth: (as he and Mystique got through a roof and stuck, burnt) OWW!!!!

Mystique: The... pain!

Toad screamed as he fell towards the ground like a blazing comet.

Toad: Ouch...

Ash: (worried) Where're May and Dawn?

Victoria: (scared) They're still inside!

Serena [Gabena]: Oh no!

They then saw a familiar group as they were blasted against the wall together while Dawn's group were huddled under Serena [Tsukino], Darien, and Speedy, landing next to Neros's group.

Guido and Overdrive: Geronimo!

Serena [Tsukino]: Darien!

Darien: Serena!

Delia: (gasps) Oh my god!

Alyss: Guys!

Sora: Donald! Goofy! You all right?

Donald: (getting up) Wow! What an exit!

May: Yeah, right through a brick wall!

Edward: Aw, man, that was close!

Dawn: Oh, I wish my mom could've seen me!

Verity: Same here!

Speedy: (Anime eye swirls) I am in just great pain!

Just then, another wall was blasted as a pirate was sent flying and knocked out by Isa, who was wielding the King of the Night Claymore.

Isa: Lea! Guys!

Lea: Isa!

Isa ran up to the heroes as he spoke.

Isa: I'm so glad I found you!

Lea: Great to see you back in action, old buddy! And with a cool-looking weapon to boot!

Isa: Figured I'd use this from now on.

Inside, the other members were trying to escape as Blind Fear was around with his cane on fire, unaware of the situation.

Blind Fear: (sniffs) I think I smell something burning, no?

Outside, Kikyo just looked shocked as she looked at the inn burning down.

Serena [Tsukino]: (panics) What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?

Polly: (recovers) Our Pizza Cat restaurant!

Guido: All the money! Burned to the ground!

Lita: This is horrible! What now?!

Ash: Hmmm...we can't go home, so...

Then he reveals a familiar map in his hand, to the shock of Isa.

Isa: A treasure map?! You mean...

Lea: (grins) Yep! Treasure Planet exists!

Mickey: (does trademark laugh) Oh boy!

Pluto barked happily at this.

Fourarms: Aw, yeah, baby! (transforms back to Ben) Treasure hunting time!

Carl: (smirks) Never thought I'd say this, but Treasure Planet, here we come!

Sandra: With that treasure, we can rebuild the Pizza Cat! Ten times over!

Kiawe: (grins) Ash, you're really thinking big here!

Max, Molly, Bonnie and Margo: (excitedly, in unison) Treasure!

Gladion: That can only mean one thing, guys; Time for a big Ultra Guardian mission!

Pokémon Trainers: (in unison) Yeah!!!

Goh: We'll get that treasure in no time altogether! Right, Cinderace?

Cinderace: Cinderace!

Chloe: This is so exciting!

Yamper: Yamp yamper!

Eevee: Eevee!

Isa: I'll be going with you, too. Still got a lot of catching up to do with Lea, after all.

Edward: (backs away) Oh no. Uh-uh! No way! You're not taking me, Al or Winry on some crazy treasure hunt. (sits down) I'm staying right here! I'm sorry, but I lost an arm once. I'm not gonna lose another!

May: (sarcastically) Oh, great idea, Edward, then you can see what half-burned, vicious pirates look like.

Edward: (realizes, grins his trademark toothy grin) Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go, guys!

Alphonse and Winry: Yeah!

Lilo: (realizes) Wait! What about Nani?

Angel: She's still in there!

Lilo: (worried) She'll be dead, and I'll be all alone!

Kaiba: (smirks) I wouldn't be too sure, Lilo.

Victoria: Kaiba's right! Look!

They then saw the windows broken as the girl was outside, still fighting.

Carl: (surprised) Nani?

Nani: (shouts) Don't worry about me, Lilo! I'll be fine! Hurry and run for it! You too, guys!

All: (shocked) How does she do that?!

Kaiba: Never mind that, let's get outta here!

Wolverine: Right behind ya!

Kevin: Come on, we'll take my car! The rest who can't find any more room, take a horse-and-buggy!

All: Right!

They all left as the woman realized something.

Nani: Who is going to clean up this mess anyway if Carl, Sandra, Delia and Kikyo are gone?

(End of Chapter 2)

Chapter Text

Chapter 3: (The R.L.S. Legacy, Overlord and Beginning of a Voyage)

The next day, the group was out on the streets, walking through (driving via Kevin's car in Ben's case) and looking around as Max spoke.

Max: Man, what a night that was.

Sasuke: You said it.

Delia: (concerned) Ash, are you sure about this?

Ash: (nods) Of course we're sure, mom.

Sandra: Ben, your father and I truly understand if you and Gwen are gonna go out to the galaxy.

Carl: I agree. After all, it is another summer vacation for you.

Sandra: But make sure you have plenty of food to last you the whole trip.

Ben: Don't worry, mom. I'll be okay.

They then saw a sign that said "Prower, Son, and Girl Master Ship Owners".

Neros: There it is!

Overdrive: All right, let's have a look.

They looked and walked up to the building with the same sign as May read it.

May: "Prower, Son, and Girl Master Ship Owners"? Who comes up with this stuff?

Sandra: (stops them) Wait a minute. You need a reality check, as you call it. I mean, do we actually believe some drunk is going to give you a ship just because we show him Bluebeard's map?

Minnie: Well...it's worth a shot, Mrs. Tennyson.

Mickey: Gosh, I don't know...

Sakura: Okay, Neros, give it a shot.

Neros nodded before he knocked on the door and waited as the doorman foreigner, Roland, opened the door.

Roland: Yes, may I help you?

Kaiba: Ah, Roland.

Roland: Good to see you, Mr. Kaiba.

Kaiba: We wish to speak to the ship owner, Mr. Prower, because we need a spaceship, please.

Roland: I'm sorry, Mr. Kaiba, but the owner is in Planet Vogon for the grouse season with his friend, Arthur Cooper (A/N: Sly Cooper's father). He shall return in four months. Thank you.

Max: (walks away) Oh, well, we tried.

Polly: (grabs him) Max!

Roland: However...his smart son, Tails, and his female apprentice and ward, Hotaru Tomoe, are here.

Mickey: Well...okay, we'll see them, then.

A bit later, a teenage girl with black hair and wearing a purple dress was looking through the map with a magnifying glass. She was Hotaru. With her is a male golden yellow two-tailed fox. His name is Miles "Tails" Prower.

Hotaru: Hmm. Amazing.

Tails: Yep. This is definitely a genuine, bona fide treasure map.

Neros: (smiles) Wow, really?

Donald: Boy, oh boy, oh boy!

Hotaru whispered to Tails.

Tails: Yeah...Hotaru agrees about this map as well.

Hotaru: And it's an honor to see you again, my friends.

Rini: It's great to see you, too, Hotaru!

Hotaru hugged Rini like the best friends they are.

Sora: Man, I love friendly reunions.

Tory: You and me both, kid.

Mickey: Oh, gosh, especially back on the Destiny Islands when you and Riku saw not only Kairi, but me, Donald and Goofy, too.

(A/N:: Play Kingdom Hearts 2 for details.)

Aqua: And after that, you saved us.

Ven: We're still grateful for that.

Terra: And you even helped us before you defeated Master Xehanort. And you freed me from his influence.

Xion: Not to mention making me, Roxas and Naminé real.

(Note: Play Kingdom Hearts 3 for details.)

Sora: Yeah. Glad I got back from Quadratum, with a little help from a new friend. Wish I could see him again.

Neros: Yozora, huh? Can't wait to meet him.

They then heard an explosion as everyone ducked. They then saw a woman being sent flying and landed ten inches away from the door. She had blond male-like hair. Her name is Amara.

Serena [Tsukino]: Amara?!

Amara: (recovers) Man, what an explosion. (notices something, eyes widened) No, no! Don't do that! Don't use the...

But she was cut off as there was a loud guitar riff with another explosion as everyone ducked while covering their ears. Then they saw a brown-haired boy sent flying and landing near Amara. This is Marty McFly.

Amara: (as she facepalmed) ...amplifier.

Then, a long green-haired woman came out. Her name is Michelle. With her is a very long black-haired woman wearing a dark purple dress. Her name is Trishta.

Michelle: I told you not to use too much gunpowder.

Trishta: And that's what you get for doing it before you think.

Amara: Oh, shut up. It was perfect!

A white-haired man came out as well. His name is Dr. Emmett Brown.

Doc: (frowns) Marty, how many times do I have to tell you not to use that CRM-114 amplifier? It might overload.

Marty: (sighs) Sorry, Doc.

Amara: I tried warning him, but he didn't listen. And I didn't even test it first.

Hotaru: Aunt Amara! Aunt Michelle! Aunt Trishta! Marty! Doc! We have company.

Doc, Marty, Amara, Michelle and Trishta turned to the group as Amara and Marty dusted themselves.

Marty: Oh, yeah. Certainly. Be right over.

Michelle: Ah, we're honored to meet you, friends.

Rini: Amara! Michelle! Trishta!

Amara: It's been a long time, Sailor Scouts.

(Note: Don't worry, only best friends with a shining friendship [like the group, Tails and the extras, for instance] know the secret of the Sailor Scouts.)

Raye: (to the group, minus Serena [Tsukino], Amy, Lita, Mina and Rini) Guys, this is Amara, Michelle and Trishta. They and Hotaru are Sailor Scouts like us.

Tails: And this is Dr. Emmet Brown and Marty McFly. Together, these five are researchers and developers for my dad.

Doc: (waves) Greetings and salutations, friends.

Marty: (waves) 'Sup?

Ash: Uh, actually, Tails, we were hoping to meet your dad.

Neros: Yeah, we need a space ship for a galactic voyage.

Tails: I see what you mean. The galaxy. The big, black, space thing.

Minnie: Right!

Tails then realized something.

Tails: Wait a second...I know what's going on here.

Kikyo: What is it?

Tails: You guys are planning to sail to that planet, aren't you?

Lilo: Yeah, to dig up the treasure.

Riku: Yeah, but we gotta be quiet about it.

Stitch: Ih. Shh.

Kairi: (nods) Yeah...there are pirates looking for the map.

Raye: (whispering) Even walls have ears.

Wolverine: (his eyes looking left and right) This is really confidential, bub.

Edward: And those hooligans want to kill us for that map!

Donald: Yeah! Isn't that exciting?

Tails: Pirates? Wow! Well, that settles it. We'll use one of my dad's spaceships that he's probably finished fixing...and we'll personally finance the voyage for the treasure ourselves.

Ash: Wow, you'd do that?

Tails: Yeah. After all, what are rich and smart sons for?

Amy: I'm smart, too, you know.

Tails: I like the sound of that! Maybe we could hang out together.

Sakura H.: Great!

Hotaru: Please allow us to show you your ship.

Naruto: We'll leave at dawn tomorrow.

Akira: Then it's settled.

Futaba: (happily) I can't wait!

Later, the next day, near the ship bay, they passed a few Klingons as Ash's mom hugged him goodbye.

Delia: (sniffles) Goodbye, Ash! May you have a good journey ahead of you!

Ash: (smiles) Don't worry, mom. We'll be fine!

Sandra: We'll say this one more time, Ben. You and Gwen must be very careful on your journey.

Ben: Yes, mom. See ya!

Kikyo: (smiles) Do not worry, Delia, Carl, Sandra. I'll watch over Ash, Neros, Ben and Gwen.

Delia: (smiles) Thank you, Kikyo.

Carl: You be good to them.

Kikyo: I will.

She waved goodbye as the others left her while Lilo looked around.

Lilo: Well, guys, here's the dock, but where's the ship?

They then saw Tails and Hotaru as they waved to them.

Tails: Hey, guys!

They rushed to him as May spoke.

May: Good morning, Tails.

Hotaru: My friends, welcome... (points to the huge ship) ...to the R.L.S. Legacy.

They all looked surprised as they smiled.

All: Wow...

Dawn: That's really big!

Max: Wow, Yugi's ship! What are we waiting for, guys?

Lilo: Let's go!

Kevin: That ship looks familiar.

Ben: Like you've seen it before, Kevin?

Kevin: Yeah, probably based on a really cool movie I saw.

They head to the ship as up on the main mast, there were two people talking. They're in the deck. One was a man with blond hair, tan skin and wears a lavender shirt, black pants and black shoes, and the other one was long white-haired human with a blue-and-white striped shirt, light gray jeans and sneakers. They were Marik and Bakura.

Marik: (sarcastically, smiling) "Take a cruise," you said, Bakura. "See the world," you said.

Bakura: Excuse me?

Marik: (looking out at the galaxy through a porthole) Well, now here we are, riding this fabulous spaceship!

Bakura: Well, Marik, it wouldn't be fabulous if we fell overboard through a black hole. Eh?

Marik and Bakura both started laughing. Then, they saw Kaiba and Mokuba coming aboard.

Bakura: Hey! Isn't that Kaiba and Mokuba?!

Marik: Yeah! Yugi would be so delighted!

Bakura: (nodding) Mm-hmm.

Back near the entrance of the ship, Tails smiled to Hotaru.

Tails: Well, buddy, the ship is provisioned, the crew is in place, and the captain should be here in about an hour.

Hotaru: I haven't been on this ship since when I was a little girl!

Mickey: Guys, there goes Ash and Neros.

Lilo: Hey, wait up!

They head to the helm, which had many modern controls as they smiled.

Polly: Wow...look.

Speedy: This is a funny-looking boat-steering thing.

May: It's called the "helm".

Sora: So...Captains Ash and Neros, how does it feel?

Ash: Feels great.

Neros: (smiles) Yeah, feels like we're finally having an adventure.

Donald: And I'm starving. Where's the kitchen?

Dawn: I think it's down there.

Naruto: Come on, let's go.

They walked through the ship. They then heard someone singing what sounded like the "Pirate of the Caribbean" song.

Voice: (singing) Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
we pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot

Max: (sniffing) Something smells good.

They head into the kitchen as a figure was peeling potatoes.

Figure: (singing) Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
we kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.

Kaiba: Is that Magneto?

Wolverine: I don't believe it.

They continued near it as the figure was finished with the song and finished peeling the potato. He then looked and saw the group coming in, though it was foggy and only his upper body was visible.

Figure: Ah, what have we here? Stowaways! (angrily) I'm afraid we shish kebab and barbecue stowaways on this ship.

As he yelled that, he got out a knife. They gasped as they backed away. But then, Magneto started to laugh, as if he was kidding. Then, the group laughed, too.

Figure: (looking closely) Wait...I know...you must be the cabin boys and girls.

Ash: Uh...yeah.

Figure: Hungry, folks?

All: Yeah.

Figure: (smiles) Well, in my galley, you're always welcome to help yourselves.

Max: Yes! (praying) Thank you!

Sophocles: Oh boy!

Donald: Food! Yum, yum, yum, yum! Let me at it!

Then, Speedy, Polly, Guido, Serena [Tsukino], Rini, Naruto, Mickey, Donald, Goofy, Chip, Dale, Sophocles and Max began stuffing themselves.

Figure: (looking at them, chuckles) I see they have healthy appetites. (to the others) What about you, guys?

Sora: Uh, well...

He tossed them some apples as they smiled.

Sora: Thanks.

Lilo: Anyway...my name is Lilo...the others, here are Stitch, Angel, Victoria, Snooty, Alyss, Edward, Alphonse, Winry, Ben, Gwen, Kevin, Kaiba, Mokuba, May, Dawn, Goh, Chloe, Serena Gabena, Lillie, Mallow, Lana, Kiawe, Kikyo, Overdrive, Lioness, Polly, Guido, Sasuke, Sakura, Minnie, Daisy, Sora, Riku, Kairi, Raye, Amy, Lita, Mina, and the guys eating the food are Serena, Naruto, Mickey, Donald, Goofy, Chip, Dale, Speedy, Max and Sophocles.

Serena [Tsukino]: (eating) Yo!

Sora: And I'm Sora...I kinda work there, too...at the Pizza Cat, that is.

Figure: So we meet again, Wolverine.

Wolverine: Yeah. Been a long time, bub.

Figure: (looks at Ash & Neros) And you two must be Neros Urameshi, the delinquent who hung with Yusuke Urameshi and Ash Ketchum.

Ash: Uh, yeah.

Neros: Okay, sir.

Figure: Ah...you don't need to call a lowly ship's cook "sir". Magneto, at your humble service.

Neros: We're just cabin boys and girls, Mr. Magneto.

Magneto (Figure): Just call me Magneto. And believe me...a friend you can trust is worth his weight in gold. There are many dark-hearted scoundrels in space.

Kaiba: Yeah. Mutants.

Lilo: Wait...you mean Pirates?

Voice: Ha! That's rich!

Then, a little green alien with big red eyes, a red and black-striped shirt, and black pants came to them. He was Invader Zim, or Zim for short.

Zim: Pirates? What an imagination...gimme an alien leg. (A/N: Remember when Stitch was lured to the brown bag and was caught by Jumba and Pleakley in the Luau in the movie, "Lilo and Stitch"?)

Magneto: Allow me to introduce my friend, Zim. Raised him when he was a little Irken. A finer alien as a man could ask for.

Riku: (confused) Oh, Magneto, wait a second, I thought sailors had talking parrots. You know, one of them being red and obnoxious.

Voice: You mean me?

Neros: Iago! Where've you been?

A parrot named Iago flew in and landed on Neros's shoulder.

Donald: Long time no see!

Iago: Same to you, pal! And Sora and Goofy, too.

Sora: It's good to see you again, Iago.

Magneto: (looks at Zim) Zim, I want you to check on the ship for any stowaways.

Zim saluted and disappeared.

Magneto: Now, my dear friends, I'll give you all a chef's tour of this fine ship.

Sophocles: (burps) If you're gonna be the cook on this ship, I'm definitely gonna need bigger pants.

Magneto laughed as he came out of the steam and revealed himself. The group gasped as they looked at him. He wore a purple helmet, a purple cape, a red uniform, purple gloves and black boots. Pikachu glared at him as the man spoke.

Magneto: What's wrong, my friends?

He then looked at himself, then to the group.

Magneto: (points at himself) Oh, that? (smirks) I always wore these clothes. I remember how I got them. Lost a battle during the Freddy Kruger incident...if it weren't for Sonic the Hedgehog, I would've been dead... There have been many people that lost a body part and worse in the service of the king.

He then walked closer to the group as they all look frightened. As for Kaiba, he's sweating a bit. Magneto held up a hand with the fourth finger and pinky finger missing.

Magneto: (seriously) Why, look what a cannibal took off me...in exchange for my own life.

After that, he showed the fingers looking all right, then chuckled as he smirked. The whole group started laughing, too, getting the joke.

Kaiba: (sighs in relief) Don't scare me like that.

Magneto: Oh, you are a fine bunch of chaps...that you are.

Mickey: Uh...yeah.

Max: (grabbing Mickey) Oh look, sounds like Yugi's calling us.

They head out of the kitchen as the overlord chuckled.

Magneto: Bright as lights, the lot of you...

Outside the ship, many of the crewmembers were preparing the R.L.S. Legacy as Neros and Ash looked around.

Voice: All hands on deck!

Max then saw a human figure coming his way. He had red, yellow and black spiky hair. He wore a black sleeveless shirt, blue pants, blue shoes and a blue-and-white cape. He was the owner, Yugi Moto, or Yami Yugi, considering his confident, serious and dangerous-looking tone.

Yami Yugi: (shouting) Chop-chop! Look lively now. The captain will be here soon. Chop-chop!

Kairi: (noticing him) Who's that?

Neros: That, my friend, is Yugi Moto or as I call him, "Yami Yugi". He's the King of Games and the owner of this ship.

Sora: Wow!

Ash: Hey! Yugi!

Yami Yugi: (sees Ash, smiles) Ah, Ash. Good to see you again.

Ash: How's this ship going along?

Yami Yugi: Quite all right, Ash. My friends are joining this voyage, too. And yes, even the X-Men.

Ash: Awesome!

Wolverine: (smirks) I guess my teammates are going with us.

Voice: Ash?

Ash turns around and saw Shinji (The voice came from him), Asuka, Rei and Toji!

Ash: Shinji! Asuka! Rei! Toji!

Asuka: Guten tag, Ash.

Sora: We thought you'd be in your homes!

Asuka: Nah, we were very interested in the treasure map. So we've decided to join you on the voyage.

Kairi: Great!

Voice: The captain approaches!

They moved aside as the others looked at the outside of the ship as a bunch of people headed toward the area with the small pod following behind. Neros instantly recognized the gang.

Neros: (gasps) Yusuke, Kuwabara, Hiei, Kurama, Sea Man, Game Master, Genkai, Sensui and Itsuki! How is that possible?

Iago: (shocked) Yeah! I guess you're not the only Spirit Detective on this ship, kid.

The ship passed through the area as the group landed while Serena looked cautious to the spiky-haired boy.

Yami Yugi: Move aside! Make way! Make ready for the captain! Lollygaggers will suffer his wrath!

Serena [Tsukino]: Uh...is the captain bad-tempered?

Yami Yugi: "Is he bad-tempered"?! (points to the pod) That man is a raging volcano...tormented by inner demons the likes of which mere mortals cannot fathom.

Sora: He's got demons? Cool!

Donald: Yeah, as long as they're not Heartless and Nobodies.

Mickey: And Unversed, don't forget.

Riku: I agree.

One of the pedestrians jumped back away as she glared angrily.

Mandy (from Totally Spies): Maniac!

The people and shipped stopped near the R.L.S. Legacy's entrance as they looked. Then, the pod door opened as a demon in a red kimono came out.

Chip: What the-?! Is that our...

Dale: Is that our captain?!

Morgana: He's so awesome!

Inuyasha: (looks behind) You can come out now, sir. Our ship is ready.

The figure came out as Inuyasha stepped away. He was a blue hedgehog who wore red sneakers. He was Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic: Hello, everyone.

Morgana: What? You call him the captain?

Ash: Hey, wait a sec.

Max: (unimpressed) That's the raging volcano? Hardly.

Sora: No! It's him! I know him! (A/N: See KingdomKey23's Kingdom Hearts: Nintendo Version for details.)

Yami Yugi: I'm glad. He's the fastest thing alive that sailed the galaxy.

He then walked away from the group as the Babylon Rogues passed him and he looked at Sonic.

Akira, Futaba and Morgana: (looking at each other, in unison) Sonic?!

Yami Yugi: (blows ship's whistle) Piping aboard Captain Sonic the Hedgehog.

Morgana: (chibi smiles) It IS Sonic!

Akira: I don't believe it!

Futaba: So HE'S the raging volcano!

Akira: We better stay on his good side.

Futaba: (nods) Right.

Sonic: Good day, Mr. Moto.

He passed him as he looked at Sonic. He looked at the dirt on the side rails as he spoke.

Yami Yugi: I knew it...he's furious. (to Skoodge) You there!

Skoodge: What's wrong, sir?

Yami Yugi: (angrily) You were in charge of dusting the place. Thirty slashes from my sabers, then a trip to the Shadow Realm!

(A/N: I'm giving Yami Yugi two lightsabers in this fic.)

Sonic: (glances) I didn't say that, Mr. Moto.

Yami Yugi: (realizes) I was anticipating your whim, sir.

Sonic: (looks at the group) Oh, you guys must be the cabin boys and girls.

All: Yes, sir.

Sonic: Which one of you is Neros Urameshi?

Neros: (points to himself) I am, sir.

Yusuke, smirking, patted Neros on the back.

Yusuke: Neros, thought I lost you the other day. Guess that double-dare was worth it.

Neros: Not funny, cuz.

Yusuke: Just kidding you, cousin. I just brought in my friends so we could join you on your journey to find the treasure.

Neros smiled as Sonic spoke.

Sonic: Anyway, my dad knew Ash's dad and yours...they were great men.

Ash: Thanks.

Then, Magneto came as he looked at the others, who were working.

Magneto: Well, this is shaping up to be a pleasant voyage, everyone.

Neros: (nods) Yeah, indeed.

Lilo: Overlord, Neros. Remember the helmet and the cape.

Mickey: And remember what Bluebeard said.

Neros: He seems all right.

Ash: Yeah, doesn't look too bad.

They looked at the two as Neros spoke.

Neros: After all, Magneto's only a chef.

Ash: Yeah, how dangerous is he?

Speedy: Dunno.

Overdrive: At WMAC, Red Dragon told me that things are not always what they seem.

Wolverine: I should say so. The X-Men and I know him. He has dangerous magnetic powers.

Sora: Whoa!

Voice: Hey, guys!

The group turned around and saw the following: Knuckles, Cream, Shadow, Rouge, the Babylon Rogues (Jet, Wave and Storm), the Powerpuff Girls (Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Bunny, Bell and Bliss), JRuff, the Kids Next Door (Numbuhs 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, R.O.B.O.B.R.A.D.L.E.Y., Maurice, 10, 86, 362, 19th Century, 23, 35, 34, 8A and 8B, 100, 274, 78, 42, 83, 84, Lizzie and Mushi), Scrooge McDuck, Huey, Dewey, Louie, Webby, the Mane Six, Spike the Dragon, Sunset Shimmer, the Cutie Mark Crusaders, the Stallion Six, Barbara the Dragon, Nyx, Phobos the Moon Dragon, Starlight Glimmer, Trixie Lulamoon, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Shining Armor, Princess Cadance, Flurry Heart, Big Macintosh, Cheerilee, Lyra Heartstrings, Bon Bon, Minty, Sugar Belle, Party Favor, Double Diamond, Night Glider, Angie Orange, Pearjack, Orchard Blossom, Crashfire, Snowcrystal, Carrie Anderson, Stefan Reynolds, the Wonderbolts, Rumble, Nibble, Gabby, Gilda, the Young Six, Autumn Blaze, Puffy AmiYumi (The voice came from Ami), the Digidestined, Inuyasha, Kagome, Miroku, Sango, Shippo, Joey Wheeler, Serenity Wheeler, Tristan Tailor, Téa Gardner, Duke Devlin, Mai Valentine, the Yu-Gi-Oh! GX gang, the Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's gang, Sakura Avalon, Li Showron, Kero, Madison Taylor, Meilin Rae, the Shinzo gang, the WMAC Masters, the Cooper Gang, Young Toguro, the X-Men, Hayner, Olette and Pence.

Ash: Ami! What's up?

Jet: We've decided to join you on the journey to find Treasure Planet.

Scrooge: It's great fighting alongside you again, Mickey. Heh heh heh heh heh heh!

Mickey: It sure is.

Misty: (looks around) Hey, where's Speedy?

Then, a set of drums came in as an eco girl was struggling. Neros instantly recognized her.

Neros: Hex Girls! What are you doing here?

Thorn: We're here because the ship needed a band for the dance room.

A teenage boy came up, too. Serena [Tsukino] immediately recognized him.

Serena [Tsukino]: Justin!

Justin: Hey, meatball head. Nice to see you again.

Julien: Hey. Who's that pink-haired girl with you?

Rini: I'm Rini.

Justin: Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, Rini.

Then, Matt Marvelous, the Bad Omens, Jordan, and Pink Panther came in, heading to one of the rooms.

Yami Yugi: Who ordered you here?! I didn't order you to come to my ship!

Yumi: Hey, we have VIP passes, and were invited to come here.

Sakura [Avalon]: Yeah. I thought you ordered them, Yugi...If it wasn't you, then who in the right mind-

They both realized as they glared at Speedy, who was using an empty booth near the ship's entrance.

Both: (anger mark, as they groaned) Speedy!!!

Yami Yugi: (as he facepalmed) Oh, no, not again!

Speedy: (taking the cash) Thanks for coming to "Speedy's Invincible Tours!" Remember, if you want adventure, you know where to look.

Girl cat: (giggles) Oh-ho-ho. Thank you.

He kissed her hand, then was punched by Polly.

Polly: (angry) Speedy! What are you doing?!

Speedy: (getting up) Oh, this? Well...this is my backup plan: in case the treasure's a dud, the trip ain't going to be a total loss of cash, financially speaking.

Yami Yugi: (anger mark) On my ship!? You're crazy!

Speedy: I ain't the one who owns this ship...(walks away) Now if you'll excuse me, I have to take care of the customers.

Suddenly, Inuyasha hits Speedy's head rapidly. (A/N: Remember the episode where Shippo first appeared?)

Speedy: OWW!!! What're you trying to do?! Scare the customers?!?! They're citizens from Little Tokyo, for Pete's sake!

Voice: Hey! Kuru!

Akira's eyes widened a bit, recognizing the voice who called out his nickname. He turned to see none other than the following: Ryuji Sakamoto, Ann Takamaki, Yusuke Kitagawa, Makoto Niijima, Haru Okumura, Goro Akechi, Sumire Yoshizawa, Sophia, Zenkichi Hasegawa, Shiho Suzui, a lion named Koba, Kensam Ichikoji, Yuuki Mishima, Sae Niijima, Chihaya Mifune, Munehisa Iwai, Tae Takemi, Sadayo Kawakami, Ichiko Ohya, Shinya Oda, Roscoe, Hifumi Togo, Suguru Kamoshida and Mizumi Aomada-Kamoshida.

Akira: (grins) Hey, guys!

Futaba: (excitedly) You all made it!

Morgana: I can't believe it!

Yami Yugi: (notices) Oh? Are these your friends?

Akira: Of course! We used to team up together!

Ryuji: Yeah! We're the Phantom Thieves of Hearts! Have you watched the news?

Ann: Or noticed our website?

Yami Yugi: Oh, that's right! (smiles) Well, then, all aboard, everybody.

Then the Phantom Thieves of Hearts all got onboard as a teenage dark-skinned girl with brown and pink hair comes up.

Voice: One ticket for the tour, please.

Speedy: Here you go, madam. Five bucks.

The girl paid the price. Edward, Alphonse and Winry noticed the girl, their eyes widened in shock while recognizing.

Edward, Alphonse and Winry: (shocked) Rosé!

Rosé: Edward! Alphonse! Winry!

Yami Yugi: Since when do you come aboard?!

Rosé: (giggles) Not only I wanted the tour. (leans in to Ed, Al and Winry, whispering) I wanted to join this voyage, too.

The group overheard Rosé's whispering, surprised at it.

Speedy: Why, sure! Right this way, mademoiselle. Next!

Little girl's voice: Little big brother!

Edward saw a little girl with a big white dog.

Edward: Nina! Alexander! But Tucker wouldn't... (realizes, grins) Oh, I forgot. Shippo's wish.

(A/N: Read AngelEyesKagome's "The Quest: Philosopher's Stone" at fanfiction.net for details.)

Shippo: (blushing) Uh, hi, Nina.

Nina: Hi, Shippo.

Shippo: You going on this voyage... too?

Voice: Of course she is.

The group saw Sensui.

Ash: Sensui!

Nina: Hi, Uncle Sensui!

Yusuke: (shocked) "Uncle"? Oh, no. (to Sensui) Don't tell me YOU adopted her?!

Sensui: Sorta, but I'm actually a guardian. Itsuki and I divorced each other, considering that we were gay and that our love wasn't meant to be. We're just best friends, that's all.

Yusuke: Hold on. You mean you're not in love with Itsuki anymore?

Sensui: (shaking his head) Mm-mm. It's quite disgusting that he and I were to be in love with each other.

Yusuke: (smiles) Fine with me, then.

Voice: Nina! Wait up!

Yami Yugi: (groans) Great, more tourist-- (notices, shocked) Huh?!

The group turned and saw Misaki Suzuhara, Shuko Suzuhara, Icchan, Tory Lund, Binka, Alice Gehabich (along with the rest of the Bakugan Brawlers), Kluke (along with Shu, Jiro, Zola, Marumaro and Bouquet), Samus Aran, Alexia "Lexi" Levin, Pikan and Ohjiro. The Magical Girls were also there along with Jesse Anderson and Domon with some Gundam Fighters.

Naruto: (excitedly) Misaki!!

Yami Yugi: Jesse! What're you doing here?

Jesse: Well, we wanted to be on this ship... and join your journey to Treasure Planet!

Yami Yugi: (smiles, chuckles) Well, come aboard, old friend. Ha ha.

Speedy: (as the Suzuhara family gives the tickets) Now, people, one at a time, one at a time. Next!

Misaki ran up to Kevin and hugged him happily along with Nina.

Misaki: Kevin!

Kevin: (laughs) Well, if it ain't my little sisters.

Sasuke: Good to see you again, Misaki.

Nina: We're gonna be all together to find treasure!

Kevin: Yep. Just don't tell anyone else.

Alice: Don't worry, we won't.

Kluke: That's a promise.

Ash and his friends noticed Domon as they look shocked.

Ash: Domon!

Neros: Didn't we see you at the Pizza Cat that burned down last night?

Domon: Yeah. Good thing my friends and I escaped unharmed, especially from those pirates.

Allenby: Yep! And the same goes for me!

Sai Saici: We overheard you guys say something about going to Treasure Planet, so we decided to go with you, too.

Yami Yugi: Well, if you guys were involved with pirates, then come aboard.

Domon: Thanks, Yugi.

The Gundam Fighters then got onboard. Then, Sonic spoke.

Sonic: Well, the wind seems to be freshening and the mass is with us. Yugi, this voyage has begun.

Yami Yugi: This voyage has begun! (points to a green dog-like stuffed animal) GIR, raise the doors!

Then, every tour member, who had paid, went inside as the doors were slammed shut. Then, the ship began to take off into space as Speedy was counting his money.

Yami Yugi: You might want to hang on.

Speedy: Why?

Then, the ship headed out of the planet as Speedy screamed and landed on the wall with his money still on his hand. The others, however, were just working while the tourists looked around.

Guido: (smirking) That's why.

Speedy: (growls) Why didn't you tell me, Guido?!

Yami Yugi chuckled at this, then he put on a serious face as he spoke.

Yami Yugi: (looks around) Keep this ship clean, and anyone goofing off will be shot on sight!

Sonic: I didn't say that either, Yugi.

Yami Yugi: I was just paraphrasing.

Sonic: (looks around) Okay, Yugi, set the ship in motion.

Yami Yugi: (glances) Set the ship in motion!

Numbuh 3: (looking in her bag) Anyone seen my camera?

Numbuh 4: (giving her the camera) Here, Kuki.

Numbuh 1: (calling towards Numbuh 2, Huey, Dewey, Louie and Numbuh 10 at the top of the mast) AHOY THERE, MATEYS! RELEASE THE SAAAIIIIL!

Huey: (untying a rope) Release the sail!

Dewey: (untying another rope) Release the sail!

Louie: (untying third rope) Release the sail!

Numbuh 2: (untying fourth rope) Release the sail!

Numbuh 10: (untying last rope) Release the sail!

She smiled as back on the planet, many civilians were waving farewell as Delia spoke.

Delia: Ash, I'll miss you! Please come home safely!

One of the members of the ship, a Phantom Brigade Power Ranger known as Andrew Walton, stepped up and called out to Delia.

Andrew: Don't worry, madam! He will be safe! Adieu!

Cain Rodwell: Later, tootsie.

Violet Eckart: Bye-bye!

Jimmy Mayfield: Yeah, see ya!

Talia Hoffman: Adieu!

Leon Masterson: What they said! So long!

Melanie Norton: See ya, Mrs. Ketchum!

Deuce Lockhart: He'll be in good hands, madame! Au revoir!

Delia gasped in surprise on seeing the new faces calling out to her.

Delia: Are those the Power Rangers Phantom Brigade Ash told me about?

Carl: They are!

Sandra: That means the Justice Patrol Rangers must be there, too!

Sure enough, the Justice Patrol Rangers gently yet firmly shoved aside the Phantom Brigade Rangers as they saluted to the parents.

Brendon: Don't worry, ma'am! We'll be on guard for pirates!

Monica: And if we lose our way, we'll contact the Galactic Federation Units!

Cyrus: They'll be standing by!

Other Justice Patrol Rangers: (in unison, as they saluted) Right!

Delia: (calling out) Thank you, Power Rangers! Good luck!

Austin Macleod: Thanks, Mrs. Ketchum! We will!

Meanwhile, inside the ship, the crew were working hard to tidy the ship as they began to sing.

Pirates: (singing) When the course is laid and the space anchor's weighed
A sailor's blood begins racing
With our hearts unbound and our flag unfurled
We're underway and off to see the universal worlds
Underway and off to see the universal worlds

They continued as the tourists passed by, smiling. Sonic sang along as well while Yami Yugi moved his head in rhythm, not minding the hedgehog singing.

Pirates & Crew: (singing) Hey, ho, we'll go
Anywhere the wind is blowing

Rai: (singing) Manly men are we

Pirates & Crew: (singing) Sailing for adventure in the galaxy.

Yami Yugi, noticing Magneto trying to keep the ship tidy, glanced.

Yami Yugi: Safely now, Magneto. Let's not get sloppy just because we're singing.

Magneto: Right away, sir.

Pirates: (singing) Danger walks the deck we say what the heck
We laugh at the perils we're facing

May: (singing) Every storm we ride is its own reward

Serena [Tsukino]: (feeling seasick/singing) And people die by falling overboard

Pirates: (singing) People die by falling overboard

Ash, Neros, and Magneto all hung as they watched the others sing.

Pirates & Crew: (singing) Hey, ho, we'll go
Anywhere the wind is blowing
Hoist the sails and sing

Goofy: (singing) Sailing for adventure in the big black space thing

Donald: (angry) Goofy!

Inuyasha: Boy, are you dumb.

Sora: Be nice, Inuyasha. He's always that goofy.

Yami Yugi: (rolls eyes) Oh, brother.

With Skoodge, GIR, Bandit Keith, Seifer, Rai, Fuu, Vivi, and Zim, they each plotted as they sang.

Zim: (singing) I love to see 'em cry when they walk the plank

Seifer: (singing) I prefer to cut a throat

As Skoodge sang, the duelist glared angrily at the eight.

Skoodge: (singing) I love to hang 'em high and watch their little
feet try to walk in the air while their faces turn blue

Yami Yugi: (angrily) Ahem!

GIR: (sweatdrops) Just kidding! He-he.

Eight: (singing) It's a good life on a flying boat

Pirates: (singing) There are distant lands with burning sands
That call across the black oceans

Tourists: (singing) There are bingo games every fun-filled day

Rosé: (singing) And Margaritas at the midnight buffet

Pirates: (singing) Margaritas at the midnight buffet

Ash and Neros laughed a bit as they continued singing.

Pirates & Crew: (singing) Hey, ho, we'll go
Anywhere the wind is blowing

Marik & Bakura: (singing) Should've took a train

Pirates & Crew: (singing) Sailing for adventure on the bounding main

Then, Ash, Neros, and Magneto began to sing along as well.

Ash: (singing) The spacey breezes whisper
Who knows what lies ahead

Neros: (singing) We just know we were born to lead the life our fathers lead

Magneto: (singing) The stars will be our compass
Wherever we may roam
And our mates will always be
Just like a family
And though we may put into port the galaxy is always home

With Tails, he smiled to Hotaru as he spoke.

Tails: Good going, Hotaru, your singing voice is really pretty.

Hotaru: (smiles happily) Why, thank you, Tails!

Tails: You're welcome!

Pirates: (singing) We'll chase our dreams standing on our own
Over the horizon to the great unknown

Then, including Yami Yugi, they all joined in the singing as they smiled.

Pirates & Crew: (singing) Hey, ho, we'll go
Anywhere the wind is blowing
Bold and brave and free
Sailing for adventure

Numbuh 86: It's so nauseating!

Pirates & Crew: (singing) Sailing for adventure

Mickey: (smiles) So exhilarating!

Pirates & Crew: (singing) Sailing for adventure

Tourists: We're all celebrating!

All: (singing) In the galaxy!

The song ends and everyone laughed.

Edward: (confused, to Rosé) Hold on a minute. Margaritas at the midnight buffet?

Rosé: Hey, it's part of the tour tonight.

Edward: Oh. Right.

The ship continued onto the spacey unknown as they finished singing.

(End of Chapter 3)

Chapter Text

Chapter 4: (A Meeting and the Dance Room)

Back on the ship, Yami Yugi blew the whistle.

Yami Yugi: Roll call!

He looked down as the King of Games walked away toward Sonic as they looked at the list.

Yami Yugi: Magneto?

Magneto: Aye aye, sir.

Yami Yugi: DemiDevimon?

DemiDevimon: Yo!

Yami Yugi: Koga the Wolf Demon.

Koga: (points to himself) Right here, man!

Yami Yugi: Onigumo?

Onigumo: Aye.

Kikyo narrowed her eyes at Onigumo (who's disguised as a pirate), knowing who he really is.

Yami Yugi: Rando?

Rando: 'Sup.

Yami Yugi: Suzaku?

Suzaku: Present as always.

Yami Yugi: Pizzazz?

Pizzazz: Right here, pal.

Yami Yugi: Roxy?

Roxy: Yo!

Yami Yugi: Stormer?

Stormer: Aye aye, captain!

Yami Yugi: Jetta?

Jetta: Here, mate.

Numbuh 3: (whispering) The Misfits!

Jem: (whispering) You don't wanna like them, kid. They're our rival band, and they always cause trouble.

Numbuh 3 nodded, getting the picture.

Yami Yugi: Hmm. Craig Phillips?

Craig: Aye.

Aja: (whispering, to Yami Yugi) That's Stormer's brother.

Yami Yugi: (shocked, whispering) No!

Aja: (whispering, nods) Yes!

Yami Yugi: (clears throat) Kids Next Door of Sector V?

Numbuh 1: (saluting with Numbuhs 2, 3, 4 and 5) Present and accounted for, sir!

Sonic smiled and nodded, knowing that they're easily trusted. Yami Yugi smiled with a chuckle. Then, he resumes sounding off the names.

Yami Yugi: Okay. Kids Next Door Powerpuff Girls of Sector P?

Yami Yugi got confused at this. So did Joey, Téa, Tristan, Serenity, Duke, Mai, Kaiba and Mokuba. When Yami Yugi looked at them, they just shrugged.

Blossom: Right here, Yugi!

The other Powerpuff Girls nodded in agreement.

Mokuba: (whispering) The famous superheroes of Townsville in the Kids Next Door? Amazing!

Kaiba: (whispering) I agree on that, Mokuba.

Yami Yugi: (clears throat) Babylon Rogues?

Jet: (saluting with Wave and Storm) Jet, Wave and Storm reporting for duty, sir!

Sonic smiled, knowing them very well. He can trust them, too.

Yami Yugi: Okay. The Stingers?

Riot: Rapture, Minx and I, Riot, are here, sir.

Numbuh 1: (whispering) The Stingers?

Jem: (whispering) Another rival band.

Yami Yugi: Sesshomaru?

Sesshomaru: Aye.

Inuyasha glared at Sesshomaru. He never liked him, and vice versa.

Yami Yugi: Sly Cooper and the Cooper Gang?

Sly Cooper: Aye.

Sonic: (nodding) Hmm. Yes. Sly and his friends are like pirates, but they seem to be on our side. I can trust them.

Yami Yugi: Hmm. Yes. I know of his adventures. Glad Penelope reformed, in fact. (reads list) Zim?

Zim: Right here.

Yami Yugi: Seifer Almasy?

Seifer: Aye.

Yami Yugi: Raijin?

Raijin: Aye!

Yami Yugi: Fujin?

Fuu: Aye.

Yami Yugi: Byakko?

Byakko: Aye!

Yami Yugi: Kikyo?

Kikyo: As always, sir.

Yami Yugi: Usopp?

Usopp: Right here.

Yami Yugi: Hmmm...Sanji?

Sanji: What's up?

Yami Yugi: Let's see...Nami?

Nami: Hey.

Yami Yugi: Zolo?

Zolo: Right here.

Yami Yugi: Nico Robin?

Nico Robin: Aye.

Yami Yugi: Tony Tony Chopper?

Chopper: Present!

Yami Yugi: Franky?

Franky: Yo.

Yami Yugi: Brook?

Brook: (as he waves his bony hand) Aye-aye!

Sonic shuddered at the looks of Brook.

Donald: (grins) Cool.

Yami Yugi: Better than an... inanimate skeleton. (confused) Blizzard the Wolf?

A bark got Yami Yugi's attention. He turned to see the source of the bark; a husky/wolf hybrid.

Sonic: Whoa. Didn't know those guys had a dog, too.

Pluto dropped his jaw in amazement at the looks of Blizzard.

Mickey: Yeah, that is one weird canine.

Yami Yugi: Kuina?

Kuina: (as she takes off her sunglasses) Aye.

Zolo gasped in shock as he noticed the dark blue-haired girl, clad in a red-and-black outfit.

Zolo: Kuina? It can't be! I thought she was... dead!

Yami Yugi: Jimbei?

Jimbei: Aye.

Knuckles: Whoa! Big guy.

Sonic: You said it.

Yami Yugi: Portgas D. Trace?

A black-haired guy wearing a red trenchcoat over his usual clothes smirked as he spoke.

Trace: Aye aye, sir.

The Straw Hat Pirates that were called out gasped in shock and delight on seeing Trace.

Usopp: Trace?!

Nami: He's alive?!

Sonic: (smirks, as he whispers) So that explains why people think he's a ghost, considering that one newspaper I read before. They've been locking their doors and putting lamb's blood on their archways, so that Trace wouldn't "kill" them for celebrating his "demise". Devilishly clever, I must admit. Prince of Egypt, eat your heart out.

Yami Yugi: Katsuro Hawkins?

Hawkins: Aye.

Sonic: Hmm. Reminds me of Jim Hawkins.

Yami Yugi: Apis?

Apis: Aye!

Yami Yugi: Princess Vivi Nefertari?

Vivi: Over here.

Sonic: (as he bows to her) Your Highness.

Yami Yugi: Carue?

Vivi's pet spot-billed duck, Carue, quacked as he saluted.

Knuckles: (smirks) Sounds like a yes to me.

Sonic: Right.

Yami Yugi: (nods) Mm-hmm. Pretty Cure... (shocked) All-Stars?

The group turned to see a lot of colorful heroic girls standing by.

Pretty Cure All-Stars: (in unison) That's us!

Sonic: (shocked) Wait... what?! Since when are there so many Pretty Cures?!

Cure Blossom: It's okay. We know exactly how you feel.

Cure Peach: We were surprised, too, when we first met.

Serena [Tsukino]: Just how many of you are there?

Cure Aqua: Well, frankly...

Cure Lemonade: It's incredible.

Milky Rose: Altogether, there are...

Cure Dream: (happily) ...102 of us!

Knuckles: (grins) 102 Pretty Cures, eh? (laughs, as he hits the deck a bit) Think of that! Well, how'd you all meet?

Cure Black: Long story, Knux. Very long story.

Cure White: Mr. Yugi, please continue.

Yami Yugi: Oh, yes, of course. (clears throat as he looks back at the list) Uh... Oh, yes. Black Pepper?

A masked hero clad in white about the same size as the Pretty Cures bowed as he spoke.

Black Pepper: At your service, Yugi.

Cure Precious smiled at him approvingly as she spoke to Yami Yugi.

Cure Precious: And that's our ally.

Yami Yugi: (astonished) Okay. (clears throat, as he looks at the list once again) Mighty Morphin Power Rangers?

Tommy Oliver: Yep. All present and accounted for. And then some.

Many of the other Rangers nodded in agreement.

Sonic: Boy, there sure are a lot of Rangers. Definitely trustworthy.

Yami Yugi: (chuckles) Seto Kaiba?

Kaiba: Right here, Yugi.

Yami Yugi: Okay. Inuyasha?

Inuyasha: Right back at ya.

Yami Yugi: Kagome?

Kagome: Aye!

Yami Yugi: Miroku?

Miroku: Aye.

Yami Yugi: Sango?

Sango: Aye.

Yami Yugi: Shippo?

Shippo: (on Neros' shoulder) Aye.

Yami Yugi: Shinobu Sensui?

Sensui: Here.

Yami Yugi: The Suzuhara family?

Misaki: All here, Yugi.

Nina waved happily at Shippo, who waved back while blushing.

Yami Yugi: Team Urameshi?

Yusuke [Urameshi]: Yep. All here.

Yami Yugi: (confused) The Sailor Quartet?

Sonic shrugged at this. Then four girls appeared as they spoke.

Sailor Quartet: (in unison) Aye.

Rini: (to Raye, whispering) It's those same girls that turned good!

Raye: (whispering) But they're supposed to be back with Pegasus!

Yami Yugi: Team Mew Mew Power?

Zoey: All here, Yugi.

Sonic nodded with a smile, knowing he can trust them, too.

Yami Yugi: Discord?

Discord, dressed similarly to Hector Barbossa, grinned as he spoke.

Discord: Aye!

He then waved to Fluttershy, who happily waved back.

Yami Yugi: Numbuh 19th Century?

Yami Yugi glared at Numbuh 86 on "Century."

Numbuh 19th Century: Top o' the morning, lad.

Numbuh 86: But he's technically a...

Sesshomaru: (bangs her head like Inuyasha always does to Shippo) Shut up!

Sesshomaru hits Numbuh 86's helmet, making her body vibrate and move in a silly way.

Yami Yugi: Sakura Avalon?

Sakura [Avalon]: Right here!

Yami Yugi: Li Showron?

Li: Aye.

Yami Yugi: Keroberos?

Kero: (hovering next to Sakura [Avalon]'s head) Aye!

Yami Yugi: Madison Taylor?

Madison: At your service!

Yami Yugi: Meilin Rae?

Meilin: Aye!

Yami Yugi: Numbuh 86?

Numbuh 86: (fearful of Yami Yugi's attitude similar to Numbuh 362) Me? Uh, yes, sir.

Yami Yugi: Numbuh 362?

Numbuh 362: On duty, sir.

Yami Yugi: Numbuh 274?

Numbuh 274: Here, sir.

Yami Yugi: Kids Next Door of Sector W?

Numbuh 364: (as he, Sonia and Lee salute) All here, sir.

Yami Yugi: The Bakugan Battle Brawlers?

Dan: (as he and the other Brawlers salute) All present and accounted for, sir.

Yami Yugi: The WMAC Masters?

Red Dragon: All here.

Overdrive and Lioness smiled in delight at seeing them.

Overdrive: (whispers) That's our buddies.

Lioness: (nods) Mm-hmm.

Yami Yugi: The amazing Spider-Man?

Spider-Man: (hanging upside down in front of Yami Yugi) Right here.

Yami Yugi: Avengers?

Nick Fury: All present, sir.

Yami Yugi: X-Men?

Cyclops: (salutes) Reporting for duty, sir.

Wolverine: (smirks) My friends.

Yami Yugi: Guardians of the Galaxy?

Star-Lord: Aye-aye, King of Games!

Yami Yugi: (smirks) The Fantastic Four?

Mr. Fantastic: All present, sir.

Yami Yugi: Black Cat?

Black Cat: Yep. Right here.

Yami Yugi: Lizard?

Lizard: At your service.

Yami Yugi: The Runaways?

Alex Wilder: All here, sir.

Sonic nodded, knowing that he can trust Sakura [Avalon], Li, Kero, Meilin, Madison, the Suzuhara family, the Bakugan Battle Brawlers, the WMAC Masters, Team Urameshi, Inuyasha and the gang, Spider-Man, the Avengers, the X-Men, the Guardians of the Galaxy, the Fantastic Four, Black Cat, the Lizard, the rest of the Marvel Super Heroes, Sector W and Numbuhs 86, 274, 362 and 19th Century.

Knuckles: (whispers) Groot always says "I am Groot". His vocabulary needs improvement.

Cosmo: I'll fix it.

Sonic: (whispers) Yeah, go on. His disability should be fixed.

The Seedrian walked up to Groot, who knelt down to her as she held a seed of sorts.

Cosmo: Okay, Groot, open your mouth wide. I'm gonna use this to help with your larynx.

Groot nodded and opened his mouth as Cosmo carefully put the seed inside on the right spot in his throat.

Cosmo: There.

Groot closed his mouth afterwards.

Cosmo: Now, to help it grow.

Then she put one hand on the back of Groot's neck, closed her eyes and held up her free hand, which started glowing green. After that, Groot's neck glowed green also, until after almost a long minute, the green glows faded.

Cosmo: There you go.

Groot coughed a bit, and then, for the first time ever, he spoke.

Groot: Thanks, I needed that.

Sonic: Good work, Cosmo. (to Yugi) Continue, Yugi.

Yami Yugi: All right. (clears throat) Jack Sparrow?

Jack Sparrow: Aye.

Sora: (softly, smiles) Jack!

Numbuh 86: (surprised, whispers to Numbuh 362) Uh, Numbuh 362? Isn't he supposed to be a pirate?

Numbuh 362: (softly) Yeah, but somehow, he seems friendly. I don't know if we should trust him, though.

Yami Yugi: Guybrush Threepwood?

Guybrush: Aye.

Mallow: (softly, shocked) That's the guy who defeated LeChuck multiple times!

Kevin: (softly, grins) Yeah, I know. Cool, huh?

Gwen Tennyson: (softly) If you're a fan of the Monkey Island series, yeah.

Yami Yugi: Harlock?

Harlock: (salutes) Aye, sir.

Sonic: (amazed, softly) Captain Harlock! It can't be!

Yami Yugi: Emeraldas?

Emeraldas: Aye.

Brock: (lovestruck) She looks beautiful!

Raye pulled on Brock's ear in annoyance as she spoke.)

Raye: (quietly) Brock! Shhh! She's already taken, you idiot!

Yami Yugi: Tadashi Daiba?

Tadashi: Aye.

Yami Yugi: Kei Yuki?

Key: Aye.

Yami Yugi: La Mime?

Miime: Aye.

Knuckles: Whoa...

Donald: Whoo-whoo!

Yami Yugi: Yattaran?

Yattaran: Aye.

Yami Yugi: Doctor Zero?

Dr. Zero: Aye.

Yami Yugi: Maji?

Maji: Aye.

Yami Yugi: Miss Masu?

Miss Masu: Aye.

Yami Yugi: Mayu Oyama?

Mayu: Aye.

Yami Yugi: Venom.

Venom: Aye.

Yami Yugi: Shocker.

Shocker: Aye.

Yami Yugi: (shocked) The Green Goblin?!

They then saw a green goblin wearing purple.

Green Goblin: Here.

Spider-Man: (whispering) That's Norman Osborn, Harry's corrupted father, back from another dimension. He needs to see the light somehow.

The group looking at the list looked shocked.

Yami Yugi: Right. Uh...Dr. Octopus.

Doc Ock: Aye.

Spider-Man knows that Doc Ock became good when he realized the truth. (A/N: Watch Spider-Man 2 for details.)

Yami Yugi: (shocked) Green Goblin #2?!

Green Goblin #2: Aye.

Spider-Man: (whispering) And that's Harry Osborn. He needs to realize the truth that his father is brainwashing him.

Yami Yugi: Right. (clears throat) GIR.

GIR: (confused) What?

Yami Yugi: Headless Horseman...(pauses) Headless Horseman?

They looked from the pirates as they saw a headless knight on his black demon horse, saluting. They sweatdropped as he continued.

Yami Yugi: Uh, Big-Fat-Ugly-Bug-Face-Baby-Eating Lara?

Speedy: (whispering) From Little Tokyo.

Yami Yugi: From Little Tokyo?

They looked at the cat woman as she spoke with a man voice.

Lara: (in a man's voice) Aye.

They all looked shocked (except for Kaiba, who sweatdropped) as they continued reading the list.

Speedy: She always speaks in that voice.

Yami Yugi: Uh, BlackWereGarurumon and Doggymon.

BlackWereGarurumon: Here.

Doggymon snickered the same way Muttley does.

Yami Yugi: Tracer Swedom?

Tracer: Aye.

Yami Yugi: Warlock?

Warlock: Aye.

Yami Yugi: Killer Bee?

Killer Bee: Aye.

Yami Yugi: Gary Swedom?

Blackhawk: Aye.

Yami Yugi: Oleg Prudius?

Oleg: Aye.

Overdrive and Lioness glared at the five, remembering them too well.

Yami Yugi: And...(confused) Monkey D. Luffy?

They looked at the boy with the straw hat next to Blizzard as he cheerfully smiled.

Luffy: Right here, sir!

Sonic: (sweatdrops) Uh...Gentlemen, may I see you in my cabin...immediately?

Yami Yugi: Uh... right.

Sonic: And the Equestrians can come, too.

Twilight: Yes, Captain Sonic.

Inside the meeting room, Sonic looked furious as he slammed his fist on the table.

Sonic: Who hired this crew?! This is undoubtedly the worst bunch of cutthroats, villains, and scoundrels I've ever seen in my life! So who hired them?! (starts panting)

Cream: Mr. Sonic, calm down!

Knuckles: I'm sure we'll think of something.

Shadow: Well, who hired this crew? Anyone?

They all pointed to Tails and Hotaru. Then the former pointed to the latter, who laughed nervously as she waved timidly.

Sonic: (angrily) You hired them?!

Hotaru: (nervously) They looked cool. I had to hire them. And besides, the Straw Hat crew, the Phantom Thieves of Hearts, Guybrush and Jack Sparrow are famous. And the cook wanted me to hire them.

Sonic: A cook?!

Yami Yugi: (glares at Hotaru) Hotaru, you know those scoundrels are--

Amara: (angry, stands up from the table) She's just a child! Don't yell at her!

Michelle: Amara's right. Just because Hotaru hired a crew of tyrants, doesn't mean she is at fault.

Trishta: Yeah, so keep out of our niece!

Yami Yugi: (sternly) That's no excuse. Hotaru needs to understand that there could be trouble from this crew one of these days.

Rini: (frowns) No way!

Yami Yugi: (as he turned towards Rini) What?!

Rini: Hotaru's my friend! If you put the blame on her, you can blame me, too!

Marty: And besides, what about the Phantom Thieves of Hearts? They're trending worldwide. You can't call them bad guys just because they're thieves. Remember when they busted Masayoshi Shido? And when they got rid of Yaldabaoth? Besides, haven't you seen the Phantom Thieves' website?

Sonic facepalmed at this, then looked seriously at both Neros and Ash.

Sonic: Uh, Neros, Ash, I know that Bluebeard gave you the treasure map, but I hope you'll give it to me for safekeeping.

Ash: Don't worry, we'll be careful...just like my compass.

That was when the door opened as Magneto, smirking, came in with some wine.

Magneto: Sorry to interrupt this meeting, but I've come with a bit of a treat for you.

He passed the wine glasses to Tails, Max, Jet, Murray, and Serena [Tsukino] as they took the wine.

Magneto: It's my very own special brand, laid down by the brothers of Radopolis Abbey vintage...to toast to a prosperous voyage.

Serena [Tsukino]: Wow!

Wolverine: I guess you got taste, Magneto.

Tails poured his own drink in the glass until Sonic spoke.

Sonic: Sorry, Magneto, but I'm afraid drinking isn't allowed on the voyage...besides, my manager would kill me if it had vomit all over.

Tails: (tosses the wine outside) Oh well, rules are rules.

Wolverine, however, kept his wine glass and started drinking, but not before he picked up a wine bottle for himself.

Magneto: (gasps) But sir, it's a tradition for the officers to toast to the success of this voyage.

Murray: (pours his wine) That's true.

Raye: (pours her wine) Yeah. What're you so afraid of?

Sonic: Actually, no. We have to set a sample for this questionable crew. There isn't going to be any drinking of alcohol of any kind.

Murray: Oh yeah.

He threw his wine out.

Tails: (shocked) Alcohol?!?! Eww, yuck!!!

On "yuck," Tails tosses his wine outside as Magneto spoke again.

Magneto: Oh, sir, but I can vouch for this crew myself. (smiles) You could sail to heaven and back with these people.

Max: (pouring his wine) Sweet.

Donald: (pouring his wine) Bottoms up.

Sonic: Well, I'm afraid I must disagree with you. Sorry.

Donald: Oh yeah.

He threw his wine out, but it landed on top of Chip and Dale.

Chip: Gah! (glares at Donald) Knock it off with the booze, will you?

Dale: Yeah, it's peeling the paint off the shuffleboard court.

Donald: (rolls his eyes) Well, sorry! (grins evilly at the chipmunks) NOT!!!

Donald poured more wine on Chip and Dale. Then he laughed at them. Suddenly, he was grabbed by Overdrive.

Overdrive: Don't be crude.

He then conked the duck on the head, literally knocking him silly.

Overdrive: (to Chip and Dale) Hey, heads up!

He then tossed a soda can to them.

Dale: Oh boy! Thanks!

Chip: Let's play some more!

Dale: (follows Chip) Hey, wait up!

Yami Yugi: (glares at Speedy) Speedyyy!

Speedy: What? They needed games for the ship.

Polly: (punches Speedy again) You're an idiot, Speedy!

Sonic: And that's that, Magneto. This conversation is now finished.

He glared as he spoke.

Magneto: I understand, sir. (smirks wickedly) I'll tend to my duty and see that every drop of alcohol is thrown overboard.

Voice: That's enough, Sonic.

Everyone turned and saw Professor Charles Xavier.

Sonic: Oh, Prof. Xavier.

Wolverine: Professor!

Xavier: I know alcohol is bad for you, and you should indeed toss the beer overboard. But there will be drinking for this voyage.

Sonic: What?! I won't allow it! You know beer shall never be used!

Xavier: I know, but it's not beer at all.

Gambit: No, it is not. It is what kids love, a delicious, non-alcoholic, fruit-flavored and better fizzy drink.

Sonic's eyes widen in shock and excitement as he smiles, realizing what he means.

Sora, Donald, Goofy, Riku, Kairi, Mickey, Minnie, Roxas, Naminé, Xion, Lea, Isa, Hayner, Olette, Pence, Ven, Terra, Aqua, Kids Next Door, Powerpuff Girls, Sailor Scouts, Sonic Heroes (including Sonic, who loves the sound of the hint), Babylon Rogues, Suzuhara family, WMAC Masters, Naruto, Sakura H., Hinata, Yusuke, Kuwabara, Shinji, Rei, Asuka, Bakugan Brawlers, Yu-Gi-Oh! GX gang, Inuyasha, Kagome, Miroku, Sango, Shippo, Edward, Alphonse, Winry, Cooper Gang, Guybrush, Mew Mews, Pretty Cures, Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Spike, Sunset Shimmer, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Stallion Six, Barbara, Nyx, Phobos, Starlight Glimmer, Trixie [Lulamoon], Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Shining Armor, Princess Cadance, Cheerilee, Lyra, Bon Bon, Minty, Vinyl, Octavia, Sugar Belle, Party Favor, Double Diamond, Night Glider, Angie Orange, Pearjack, Crashfire, Snowcrystal, Carrie Anderson, Stefan Reynolds, Wonderbolts, Rumble, Nibble, Gabby, Gilda, Young Six, Autumn Blaze, Discord, Phantom Thieves, Sakura [Avalon], Li, Meilin, Madison and Kero: (excited, cheering as they jump out of their seats with Discord banging his fist on the table) COLA!!!!

Yami Yugi: (shocked, smiles) Cola?!

Yusei: (likewise) Cola?!

Gambit: (grins) Yes, cola indeed!

As if on cue, Rogue, smirking, comes in with some cola with Applejack, Big Macintosh, Apple Bloom and Orchard Blossom.

Applejack: Along with some of our famous apple cider!

Gambit: Courtesy of Lime Ricky and the Apple Family! Music... to aid the digestion.

Morph, one of the X-Men, humming giddily, brings in a record player. He plays it, and music plays. It sounded like a thousand violins... being played by a monkey. Everyone plugged their ears to try and block the noise, screaming in pain.

Terra: WHAT THE HELL?!?!

Sonic: (over the bad violin music) THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL MUSIC?!?!

Gambit: (completely ignoring the music, drinking his cola) Hey, it is spring, is it not?

Stitch is so mad, he grabbed the record player, stopping the music and started breaking it.

Stitch: (hits record player hard) Chutaba! (hits player again) Chutaba! (and again) Chutaba!!!

When the record player breaks, the record with the bad music gets sent flying and conked Gambit on the head, making him spit his drink out.

Gambit: (coughs from spitting his drink accidentally, angrily) Hey, who killed the music?!

Stitch laid his back on the floor, panting in exhaustion.

Sonic: Cola we can allow, but music? I prefer it from the ship's band. But thanks for the drinks anyway. That shall be allowed for the voyage.

Gambit: Man, I need a new record player.

He and the X-Men then left as the others began to leave.

Sonic: Uh, you and Ash can leave if you want to, Neros.

Both Neros and Ash left with Magneto, leaving the others behind.

Murray: Great...guess those guys wanna hang out together and spend no time with their friends, animals and people.

Inuyasha: And demons and mutants.

Murray: That, too.

Jack Sparrow: Rules, schmules. You can throw out the wine, but I'm havin' my rum, whether you like it or not, Sonic.

Sonic: (sighs) Whatever makes you happy, Mr. Sparrow. After all, you are Sora's friend.

Jack Sparrow: Exactly. So, bottom's up.

Then he started drinking a mug of rum. That evening, at the dance room, Jem and the Holograms, the Hex Girls, the Tri-Lights, Matt Marvelous, the Bad Omens, and the Pink Panther all played their instruments and sang to a medley of "I Believe in Happy Endings" by Jem and the Holograms, "Earth, Wind, Fire and Air" by the Hex Girls, "Search For Your Love" by the Tri-Lights, Daft Punk's "One More Time" by the Bad Omens and "Angel" (sung by Lionel Richie) by Matt Marvelous. Some of the tourists danced while the others drank their cola, given out by Lime Ricky, whose bar is on the ship.

Max: (drunk in a childish way) Oh yeah, this feels good.

The men drank their cola while Clara took a picture of the group.

Numbuh 4: (dancing to "Earth, Wind, Fire and Air") This song rocks!

Numbuh 3: Yeah!

The Kids Next Door danced together very well, especially Numbuh 3 and Numbuh 4. Shadow and Cream danced well, too. So do Inuyasha and Kagome, Serena and Darien (who's also a part of the tour and the voyage), Edward and Rose, Sly and Carmelita Fox, Tails and Cosmo and Nina and Shippo. They danced very, very well to "Search For Your Love" and "One More Time".

Cosmo: This is a beautiful night, Tails.

Tails: Yes, it is.

Donald: (giving cola to Chip and Dale) Here you go, little buddies.

Chip: Thanks, pal!

The two chipmunks began drinking their mugs with straws. Inuyasha and Kagome looked up at the air dome. Neros and Ash sighed as they looked at Magneto.

Neros: Sorry your presentation didn't work out.

Magneto: (pats his back) It's all right. Sonic and Yami Yugi sail by rules and laws. That's what being a captain is all about.

He then looked at the stars above them.

Magneto: As for me...I sail by the stars.

Neros: (confused) Stars?

Magneto: Ash, find north out there for me among the stars.

Ash: (taking out his compass) Oh, that's very easy.

Magneto: Oh yes... (snatches the compass) but what if you didn't have a compass?

Ash: (gasps) Please don't drop it, Magneto! It belonged to my father.

Magneto: (smirks) Oh, really?

Neros: Hey, give it back! That's the only thing he has, please.

Ash: Please.

He chuckled and gave the compass back to the trainer.

Magneto: Sorry about that, I was only joking.

He then looked seriously at Neros and Ash.

Magneto: Tell me, you two, how old were you when your fathers left you?

Neros and Ash: (sighs) Seven.

He nodded, then looked at the sky.

Magneto: I was eight when my father left me to space...first mate, he was.

Neros: (shocked) Hey, my dad was a first mate too.

Ash: And mine.

Magneto: Oh, really? (smirks) By the powers of God, what a strange coincidence.

He then pointed to the star at the north.

Magneto: Now, you two, that would be Polaris, the north star. (smiles) Even near the No-L 9, that's north.

Neros: Cool.

Ash: So we must be heading southwest then.

Magneto: Bright you are, young trainer.

Ash: (smiles) Thanks.

Magneto: (ponders) Now...that makes me wonder...why would we be sailing to the southwest?

They shrugged as he continued.

Magneto: The scuttlebutt among this crew is that...we're sailing for buried treasure...

Ash, looking frightened, held the map firmly inside his shirt.

Magneto: And perhaps someone on board...has a map.

Neros looked frightened as well until Magneto chuckled.

Magneto: Of course, it's none of my concern, Neros and Ash. I am just a cook after all. Matters, such as this are better suited to the young Fenton and general. They run the ship, not me.

Ash: (pats him) Aw, come on, Magneto. You could run as captain on this ship.

Neros: Yeah, you could.

Magneto: Perhaps someday, lads...someday, maybe I will.

The three laughed together as Ben was spying on them, glancing at Magneto while looking suspicious.

Ben: Hmmm... something about that cook... I better talk with Gwen and Kevin about this.

Ben headed off as the band below finished "One More Time" and started "Angel".

Jem and the Holograms' "I Believe in Happy Endings"

"Tell me I'm crazy, maybe I know
But I believe in happy endings
I know it's crazy, still even so
I believe in happy endings

Just as I believe in you, my friend
I believe things work out in the end
Sure as there's a moon and stars above
I believe in happy endings
(ooh...)
I believe in love...

Just as I believe in you, my friend
I believe things work out in the end
Sure as there's a moon and stars above
I believe in happy endings
(ooh...)
I believe in love..."

Hex Girls' "Earth, Wind, Fire and Air"

"Earth, Wind, Fire, and Air
We may look bad but we don't care
We ride the wind
We feel the fire
To love the Earth is our one desire
To love the Earth is our one desire

To love the Earth is only fair
It's one big Earth that we must share
We love the Earth with our fire in our soul our one desire

Earth, Wind, Fire, and Air
We may look bad but we don't care
We ride the wind
We feel the fire
To love the Earth is our one desire
To love the Earth is our one desire

Nature is a precious gift
It will make your spirits lift
We love the Earth with all our fire
It's in your souls' your one desire

Earth, Wind, Fire, and Air
We may look bad but we don't care
We ride the wind
We feel the fire
To love the Earth is our one desire
To love the Earth… is our one desire!"

Tri-Lights' "Search For Your Love"

"Search for your love.....
Search for your love
Kimi ha itsumo kagayai te ta
egao hitotsu chiisana hoshi
taisetsu ni shite ta yo (eien no starlight)
ano hiboku ha mamore nakute
kuyashi namida kora e ta dake
ita mi ga noku ru yo (wasurenai sweetheart)
Search for your love, sora no suishou
Search for your love, nakanai de kure
Search for your love, hontou ha,
dakishimetai no sa
Kimi no kaori zu tsu to (sagashiteru)
boku no koe yo todoke (aishiteru)
ima doko ni iruno (moonlight princess)
boku no princess
kotaete, Answer for me
Imasugu, Answer for me
Kotaete, Answer for me
Yasashiku, Answer for me
To oiyo sora kakenuketeku
nagareboshi ni nega uyoima
aitai to sasayaku
(tsutae teyo starlight)
toki ga sugite otona ni naru
boku no yatsuto kizu ita no sa
tarinai kakera ni
(sobaniite sweetheart)
Search for your love, ginga unabara
Search for your love, furehata da you
Search for your love, kuru o shisani
nagasarete yuku

Kimi no kaori zu tsu to (sagashiteru)
boku no koe yo todoke (aishiteru)
ima doko ni iruno (moonlight princess)
boku no princess
kotaete, Answer for me
Imasugu, Answer for me
Kotaete, Answer for me
Yasashiku, Answer for me
Kotaete, Answer for me
Imasugu, Answer for me
Kotaete, Answer for me
Yasashiku, Answer for me"

Translation:

"Search for your love.....
Search for your love
You are always shining,
Your smile is just like a tiny star.
I cherish it very much. (everlasting starlight)
That day I couldn't protect you,
I can only hold my remorseful tears,
What was left was pain ( I can never forget you sweetheart)
Search for your love, crystal of the universe
Search for your love, don't cry for me
Search for your love, as a matter of fact
I love to hold you tightly.
I've always been looking for your sweet smell,
to convey my voice. (I love you)
Where are you now? (Moonlight Princess)
Our Princess
Answer me...(Answer for me)
...right now (Answer for me)
Answer me… (Answer for me)
So softly... (Answer for me)
Answer me...(Answer for me)
...right now (Answer for me)

Passing through the remote night sky,
I'm making a wish in front of a shooting star.
I'm mumbling to myself to see you,
(please convey my message starlight)
Time flies by quickly, I've grown up.
Finally I feel; the pieces of memory are not enough.

(please stand by my side sweetheart)
Search for your love, the silver seed
Search for your love, the boat is floating
Search for your love, madly
I was swept away by the current.
I've always been looking for your sweet smell,
to convey my voice. (I love you)
Where are you now? (Moonlight Princess)
Our Princess
Answer me... (Answer for me)
...right now (Answer for me)
Answer me... (Answer for me)
So softly... (Answer for me)
Answer me right now (Answer for me)

Answer me...(Answer for me)
right now (Answer for me)...
Answer me...(Answer for me)
So softly... (Answer for me)
Answer me... (Answer for me)
right now (Answer for me)"

Daft Punk's "One More Time" by the Bad Omens

"One more time...

One more time
We gonna celebrate
Oh yeah, all right
Don't stop dancing

One more time
We gonna celebrate
Oh yeah, all right
Don't stop dancing

One more time
We gonna celebrate
Oh yeah, all right
Don't stop dancing

One more time
We gonna celebrate
Oh yeah...

One more time

One more time
We gonna celebrate
Oh yeah, all right
Don't stop dancing

One more time
We gonna celebrate
Oh yeah
Don't stop dancing
One more time

Uhmmm...
Dance feelin'
Celebration tonight
Celebrate
Don't wait to leave
Uhmmm... no
He don't stop
You can stop
We gonna celebrate
One more time
One more time
One more time
Celebration
You know it's gonna cool the light
Tonight
Eh! Is feeling
Music's got me feeling the need
In…
Air…
Come on, all right
We gonna celebrate
One more time
Celebrate and dance are free
Music's got me feeling so free
Celebrate and dance are free
One more time
Music's got me feeling so free
We gonna celebrate
Celebrate and dance are free
One more time
Music's got me feeling so free
We gonna celebrate
Celebrate and dance are free
One more time
Music's got me feeling so free
We gonna celebrate
Celebrate and dance are free
One more time
Music's got me feeling so free
We gonna celebrate
Celebrate and dance are free
One more time
Music's got me feeling so free
We gonna celebrate
Celebrate and dance are free
One more time

Music's got me feeling so free
We gonna celebrate
Celebrate and dance are free

One more time
Music's got me feeling so free
We gonna celebrate
Celebrate and dance are free

One more time
Music's got me feeling so free
We gonna celebrate
Celebrate and dance are free

One more time
Music's got me feeling so free
We gonna celebrate

One more time
Music's got me feeling so free
We gonna celebrate
Celebrate and dance are free

One more time
Music's got me feeling so free
We gonna celebrate
Celebrate and dance are free

One more time
Music's got me feeling so free
We gonna celebrate
Celebrate and dance are free

One more time
Music's got me feeling so free
We gonna celebrate
one more time"

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kids' "Sun, Come Chase the Rain Away"

Sun, come chase the rain away
Make the morning bright
Sun, come chase the clouds away
Everybody, everybody needs the light
Everybody needs the light

When the newsman tells you the news,
Does it give you the blues for a while?
When the sky looks sunny and bright,
Does it make you smile?

Sun, come chase the rain away
Make the morning bright
Sun, come chase the clouds away
Everybody, everybody needs the light

There are days when the sun can't shine,
'Cause it's dropped behind clouds of rain
There are times when I just can't smile
I can't stand the pain

Sun, come chase the rain away
Make the morning bright
Sun, come chase the clouds away
Everybody, everybody needs the light"

Matt Marvelous' "Angel"

"I just want to tell you all the things you are
And all the things you mean to me
You've been with me forever
Through the changes in my life
Through all the tears and laughter

When I find myself believing there's no place to go
When I feel the loneliness inside my heart

You're the answer to my prayers
And you're with me everywhere
You're my angel, miracle, you're all I need tonight
Give me shelter from the rain
You breathe life in me again
You're my angel, miracle, you're all I need to know, tonight

Life is just a moment
We're blowing in the wind
We're trying to find a friend
And only time can tell us
If win or if we lose
And who will stand beside us

When there's darkness all around me
You're the light I see
When I need someone to ease my troubled mind

You're the answer to my prayers
And you're with me everywhere
You're my angel, miracle, you're all I need tonight
Give me shelter from the rain
You breathe life in me again
You're my angel, miracle, you're all I need to know, tonight

You're all I need tonight
All I need tonight
All I need tonight
You're my angel

You're the answer to my prayers
And you're with me everywhere
You're my angel, miracle, you're all I need tonight
Give me shelter from the rain
You breathe life in me again
You're my angel, my miracle, you're all I need to know, tonight..."

Everyone who was dancing in the dance room applauded.

Justin: Great job, you guys.

Matt: Hey, no problem.

He and the band started laughing.

(End Chapter 4)

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Chapter 5: (Mutiny Afoot)

The next few days had passed as Sonic was in his chambers, sighing as he looked sadly at a picture of a pink hedgehog. Although, her face was covered by the gleam.

Girl's Voice: (inside Sonic's head) Oh, Sonic, my love for you is a lot deeper than the deep black galaxy.

Sonic: (sighs) Amy...

Outside, the pirates, crew, and tourists were having fun together with Neros and Ash having a little fun with the Babylon Rogues, air surfing in space, clad inside their spacesuits.

Ash: This is awesome!

Wave: I know it is!

The air surfers, still clad in their space gear, landed in the pod doors before it closed completely. That was when Speedy spoke.

Speedy: Hey, guys.

Luffy: Looking cool, huh, Neros and Ash?

Both: Yep!

Ash: (seeing Magneto) Hi, Magneto!

Neros: G'morning, Magneto.

Speedy sighed as the others laughed with Neros & Ash hanging with Magneto.

Speedy: (sarcastically) Well, at least one of us is having a good time.

Luffy: (smiles and pats his back) Aw, come on, Speedy. It's not all bad. BlackWereGarurumon and Doggymon said that later on, he'd throw a line out the back and let me drag along the bottom.

He shrugged as Lilo, Stitch and Angel looked seriously at Luffy.

Lilo: I don't know about you or the crew, Luffy.

As she spoke next, 18 eyes glanced, ready to pounce on the four.

Lilo: (sighs) It's just that...I feel like they're always watching us, just waiting to pounce.

Luffy: You and your figment of your own imagination.

Then, the nine figures bagged the four as they muffled. Inside what appeared to be a torture room, Lilo looked frightened.

Lilo: This is a figment of my imagination?

Then, a smirking Seifer came up to them.

Seifer: Okay, freak, tell us where the map is or we'll tear you limb from limb!

Lilo: Uh... (sweatdrops) There could be a lot of consequences...I mean, well, you know....wha...if-

GIR: Maybe they'll ask real nicely.

Luffy: (glares) In your dreams!

Paul: Hmph! Do it, GIR!

He then pulled the wheel, stretching Luffy's tied up arms and legs up and down.

Luffy: (smiles) Yeah, do it to me! (is stretched more) Yes...more!

Lilo: (looks away with Stitch and Angel) I can't watch!

Then, her eyes peeked as she saw a laughing Luffy smiling about his stretched body.

Luffy: Yeah, look at this! I'm a lot taller! This is so cool! Heck, that might help me become King of the Pirates!

Lilo, Stitch and Angel: (shocked) You're a pirate?!

Luffy: Yeah. But don't tell anyone. He-he.

Rai: (slaps his forehead) Geez, this isn't working! He likes it too much, ya know!

Skoodge: Great...we find the one kid who ate the Gum-Gum Fruit!

Paul: Never mind him! Let's torture the brat!

Then, picking up a knife, Paul placed it near the fire.

Lilo: (shocked) What!? Nooooooooo!!!

They then saw a very hot sharp end of the knife, which was held by Paul.

Vivi [Orunitia]: I don't like this! Stop it! Now!

Fuu: Shut up, queer!

Vivi [Orunitia] felt like his feelings were hurt at that snappy insult.

Lilo: Wait! Please, no!

They, minus Vivi [Orunitia], were nearing the young girl as Zim spoke.

Zim: I have a very good recipe for blackened brats!

Lilo: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Paul: DIE NOW, POTATO NOSE!!!!!

Paul gets ready to thrust his hot knife. That was when the doors opened to reveal Sonic, Yami Yugi, Terra, Aqua, Ven and Li.

Sonic: Hey, what's going on here?

Li: (shocked) Lilo!!!

Ven: Hey!!

Yami Yugi: Look out!!!

As he said that, he tossed a Duel Monster card at Paul's hand, which gets cut by the card, and Paul dropped the hot knife.

Paul: Oww! Hey!!

Yami Yugi: Who gave you orders to use my torture chamber?

GIR, not bright, picked up the hot knife and hid the hot end in his hand as they tried to act casual.

Keith: Uh, nothing.

Zim: We were only teasing.

Seifer: Yeah, can't you take a joke?

Vivi [Orunitia]: (points at Seifer, Paul and the gang) They were trying to kill Lilo, Stitch, Angel and Luffy!

Keith: Shut up, you big baby!

As he said that, he smacked Vivi [Orunitia] to the floor, making him start crying like a little kid. That was when GIR's hand turned red as he screamed.

GIR: AHHHHH!!! My hand!

He blew his hand, trying to make his hand cool down.

GIR: GIR is not very comfy...

Skoodge: (anger mark) Now look what you've done, GIR!

Paul: (grabs hot knife and held it near Lilo) One move out of any of you, and the girl dies!

Li: (leaps over till he's in Paul's face) I don't think so, you creep!

Paul slashed the hot knife at Li's face, but Li dodged the knife, and knocked it out of his hands with his sword.

Paul: No!!

Li: (points sword, the tip of it touching Paul's nose) Now YOU.... will pay for trying to kill Lilo!

Keith: I don't think so! (gets ready to shoot a laser to Li's head) Let Lilo get killed, or you'll get BLASTED!!!

Li: (menacingly) Over my... dead... body!

Keith: Then prepare to lose your brains.

Terra: Oh, no, you don't!

Thinking fast, Terra hit the bandit's hand, slashing it with his keyblade and making him drop the laser gun, which shoots the floor on impact.

Paul: You'll pay for this insolence, you bastards!

Yami Yugi: You're the one who'll pay, Paul!

As he said that, he grabbed Paul's hand and cuffed him in the back. A few minutes later, at the main area of the R.L.S. Legacy, Luffy's arms and legs were tied up by Doc and Marty. Sonic looked at Lilo, who's crying in fear and trauma into the arms of Li, who's patting her back and hugging her in comfort. Lilo's scared out of her wits from what happened with her.

Li: It's all right, Lilo. He's not gonna harm you. Not at all.

Yugi: (hologram from Yami Yugi) Don't worry, Li. They'll take care of him at, uh... the slammo, filled with wrong choices.

Joey: Dead-enders.

Yugi: (smirks) Losers!

Yugi winked at Li, who winked back with Stitch and Angel.

Jaken: Those idiots! They almost had that little girl killed! She and her alien friends should walk off the plank!

Sesshomaru: (glares at Jaken) Jaken, shut up.

Jaken: (nervous and scared) Y-Y-Yes, Lord Sesshomaru.

Sesshomaru: We're not pirates. We are triple agents like the Babylon Rogues.

Jaken: (realizes) Oh, right. Yes, Lord Sesshomaru.

Rin: Oh, poor Lilo. She's scared out of her wits, Lord Sesshomaru.

Sesshomaru: (as he nods) Mm-hmm.

Yami Yugi's still holding Paul in the back.

Paul: Hey! Let me go, you douchebag!!!

Sonic: (stern) Yugi, lock those bullies up for the remainder of the voyage!

Paul: WHAT?! You can't do this to us, you freak!! Don't you know who I am?! I'm the Pokémon master!

Sonic: (glares at Paul) I'm the captain of this ship and what I say goes! And you are NOT a Pokémon master! (looks at Vivi [Orunitia], smiling) And as for Vivi, for being a good guy and informing us about the torture, and Terra, Aqua and Ven, for helping Lilo and her friends, they stay and shall be with me and Yugi for the remainder of the voyage.

Vivi [Orunitia]: (excited) YEAH!!! (to Paul) In your face, blockhead!

GIR then cried as Seifer glared at him.

Seifer: Quit crying and shut the hell up, you doll!

Yami Yugi: (pushes Seifer along with his comrades) Go on! Away with you! Now!

Paul: (to Vivi [Orunitia]) You'll pay for this, you traitor!! You hear me?! YOU'RE GONNA PAAAYY!!!!!

Yami Yugi: (to Paul) Be silent, you delinquent! Now move!!!!

As he shouted 'move', he pushed Paul hard, forcing him to move as he dragged him and the other prisoners away. Lilo stopped crying, looked at Paul and smirked at him, revealing that she was putting on an act to get him in trouble, even if he did try to kill her.

Lilo: Sucker!

Li: Yeah. What a maroon. But still, you were scared out of your wits for that torture.

Lilo: Yeah. Nani must know about it.

Li: No problem. Nani's in a temporary home. Using my cell phone, I called and let her know about the torture and what I did to save you. And now Nani's gonna tell Paul's brother all about it.

Lilo: Great! Thanks, Li!

Li: No problem.

Li kissed Lilo on the cheek, making her giggle and blush. Sakura [Avalon] excitedly ran to Li and hugged him.

Sakura [Avalon]: (as Li stood proud of what he did) Oh, Li, you were magnificent!

Meilin: (excited) Oh, he is a hero, all right! That's what he is, a hero! Ha HA!

Sonic: Terra, Aqua, Ven, Vivi, for your first task, could you get Neros, Kaiba, Mokuba, Ash and his Pikachu to my cabin immediately? I'll reward you for your efforts if you do.

Vivi [Orunitia]: (excited for his first task) Ooh, yes, sir!

Terra: It'll be our pleasure.

Trishta: Are you ready, Luffy?

Luffy: I think so.

Inuyasha: (eating his ramen) What's goin' on here?

Serena [Tsukino]: Luffy, Lilo, Stitch and Angel were being tortured.

Raye: (angry about the torture) By that heartless bastard, Paul! What a loser!

Serena [Tsukino]: (laughs) Good one, Raye!

Roxas: (smirking) "Paul"? More like "Paulie"!

Joey: (grinning) Paulie! (starts laughing)

The moment Joey starts laughing, others began to laugh, too (Neros, Ash, Pikachu, Kaiba, Mokuba, Riku, Kairi, Sora, Donald, Kairi, Goofy, Mickey, Minnie, Daisy, Chip, Dale, Goh, Chloe, Misty, Brock, May, Max, Dawn, Lillie, Kiawe, Mallow, Lana, Sophocles, Gladion, Acerola, Verity, Sorrell, Risa, Margo, Winry, Rosé, Victoria, Alyss, Ben, Gwen, Kevin, Shinji, Asuka, Rei, Toji, Sailor Scouts, Sonic Heroes, Babylon Rogues (from Sonic Riders), Powerpuff Girls, Kids Next Door, Scrooge, Huey, Dewey, Louie, Webby, Puffy AmiYumi, Inuyasha, Kagome, Miroku, Sango, Shippo, Serenity, Tristan, Téa, Duke, Mai, the Yu-Gi-Oh! GX gang, the Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's gang, Phantom Thieves, Sakura [Avalon], Li, Kero, Madison, Meilin, the Cooper Gang, Carmelita, Yusuke, Keiko, Kuwabara, Hiei, Kurama, Sea Man, Game Master, Sensui, Nina, Itsuki, Toguro, Genkai, X-Men, WMAC Masters, Koga, Ayame, Sesshomaru [for the first time ever], Rin, Jaken, Luffy, Usopp, Sanji, Nami, Zolo, Chopper, Franky, Brook, Jimbei, Guybrush, Jack Sparrow, Terra, Aqua, Ven, Roxas, Naminé, Xion, Lea, Isa, Hayner, Olette and Pence).

Lita: That's another good one!

Kevin: (singsong) Paulie is naughty! Paulie is naughty! (laughs)

That caused almost everyone to laugh harder, uncontrollably.

Hiei: (laughs, wipes his eyes) Oh, man, that's a riot!!

Kuwabara: (laughs) That's a good one, too!

He pat Kevin hard on the back, causing him to fall to the deck.

Yusuke: Hey, guys! Time to help Luffy!

May: It's not going to be pretty for what's in store for Luffy.

Doc: Tie it tighter, Marty.

Marty: (tying the rope) Got it, Doc.

Amara: Are you sure this will work, Trishta?

Then, the straw-hat boy was stretched up as Trishta took out a pair of scissors.

Doc: Of course. I call it "the window shade" cure.

Michelle: Okay.

Marty: All righty. (readies scissors) A one, a two, snip snip, and here we go!

Then, the rope was cut as Luffy was forced up and twisted around before he fell downward.

Trishta: Heads up!

Marty: (reaching out, attempting to catch Luffy) I got him, I got him!

Then, Luffy landed back safely on top of Inuyasha, who looked annoyed.

Inuyasha: Urge to kill...rising...ouch.

Luffy: Ha-ha-ha! That was so cool!

Kagome: (giggles) He got him.

Marty: Nice catch, Inuyasha.

Inuyasha: (frowns) Thanks.

Inside the office, Neros, Kaiba, Mokuba, Ash, and Pikachu looked seriously at Sonic as Ash saw the picture of the girl he was looking at earlier.

Ash: Is that your girlfriend?

Sonic: Uh, (takes the picture away) never mind that. Listen...considering what happened to Lilo, Stitch, Angel and Luffy just now, I hope you'll both willingly give me the map for safekeeping, please.

Neros: What just happened?

Ash: They said Luffy and Lilo were being tortured.

Sonic: I'd hope it wouldn't come to this, guys...but as captain, I order you both to give me the map.

They both looked like they were refusing, but then, Kaiba snatched the map away from them and handed it to Yami Yugi.

Kaiba: (as he did so) We have no choice.

Sonic: Thanks, Kaiba. And Yugi, as a favor...

Yami Yugi: Yes?

Sonic: Lock that map good and tight.

Yami Yugi: It will be safe in here, sir.

He placed the map in the middle of an empty casket. He then turned the key and lasers appeared, protecting the map.

Sonic: (smiles) Don't worry, the map will be safe.

Kaiba: Let's hope so.

Sonic and Yami Yugi then left. Little did they knew was that Onigumo and Magneto were both looking at the window, glaring.

Onigumo: That damn Yugi has the map, sir. Shall I kill him?

Magneto: Not yet...wait 'til we're closer to the planet. (chuckles evilly)

(End of Chapter 5)

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Chapter 6: (Cabin Fever and Magneto's Betrayal)

Two weeks have passed since the voyage began as everyone, even the crew, were looking bored.

Speedy: (sighs) It's been two weeks since we left the planet.

Inside the kitchen, Neros, Ash, Pikachu, Serena [Gabena], Dawn, Piplup, Mallow and Tsareena were helping Sanji and Magneto. At the main area, everyone just sat and looked dazed.

Usopp: Five days since the current was getting good.

Then, the air was becoming wavy as May spoke.

May: The madness...the madness...

Gloria: Oh, blimey...

Akechi: (twitching a bit) Not again... I can feel my mind going crazy!

Ryuji: (shaking) Oh no! I got the madness! I got cabin fever!

Victor: (shaking) I've got it, too!

Speedy: You know what that means, folks!

Shadow: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S SONG TIME!!!!

Pinkie: Let's get this party started!

Then, the deck changed into a Caribbean dance room as they began to sing.

All: Cabin fever!

Kagome, Sakura [Avalon], and Yami Yugi, coming to the room, looked shocked as they saw caffeine drunks.

Kagome: What the heck is going on?

Sakura [Avalon]: (shocked) What is all this?

Yami Yugi: (struggles as his hand was grabbed) Let go of me!

Speedy: It's Cabin Fever, baby!

They forced the three to dance as one of the singers sang.

Inuyasha: (singing) I got cabin fever, it's burning in my brain

Ami: (singing) I got cabin fever, it's driving me insane

The three, who weren't singing, were forced to the dance floor as they were twirled and pushed unexpectedly. As for Akira, he found himself dancing with not only Futaba, but all the other females he had connections with.

Pirates & Crew: (singing) We got cabin fever, we're flipping our bandannas
Been stuck at sea so long that we have simply gone bananas

Jerrica: Synergy, showtime!

Then, Jerrica transformed into Jem.

Donald, Joe Carioca and Panchito: Arriba!

Sailor Scouts, Pretty Cures and Mew Mews: (singing) Chica chica boom a chica chica boom boom chic

Chica chica boom a chica chica boom boom chic

Kagome, quickly out of the crowd, searched for a switch while Sakura [Avalon] and Yami Yugi were both stuck in the dancing with the crowd.

All (but Sakura [Avalon] & Yami Yugi): (singing) We, We, We got cabin fever, we've lost what sense we had
We got cabin fever, we're all going mad

Justin, Julien and Jordan: (singing) My sanity is hanging by a thread
Since we're going nowhere I've gone out of my head
We were sailing, sailing over the bounding main

Kuwabara: And now we're not! Ha ha heh!

Then, the room, as if by "toon magic" changed to a country square dancing room.

Applejack: (singing) Grab your partner by the ears
Lash him to the wheel
Do-si-do, step on his toe
Listen to him squeal

Apple Bloom: (singing) Allemande left, allemande right
It's time to sail or sink
Swing your partner over the side

Applejack and Apple Bloom: (singing) Drop him in the drink

The two were forced to dance more, both being shoved as the room kept changing.

Carmelita: We've got cabin fever.

Sly: No ifs, ands, or buts.

Carmelita: We're disoriented.

Sly: And demented.

Both: And a little nuts.

Professors: (singing) Ach du lieber Volkswagen car

Bubbles: (singing) Yodel-lay-ee-hee

Professors: (singing) Saur braten viener schnitzel
Und a vunder bar

Bubbles: (singing) Yodel-lay-ee-hoo

Donald, Joe Carioca, Panchito, Dora, and Diego: (singing) We were sailing, sailing, the wind was on our side.

Then, the coffin opened up and up rose Onigumo.

Onigumo: And then it died.

Misty: (singing) I got cabin fever, I think I lost my grip

Speedy: (singing as he forces Sakura [Avalon] & Yami Yugi's hands to hold) I'd like to get my hands on whoever wrote this script

Panchito: Si!

Then, BlackWereGarurumon and Doggymon in conga dresses, came out as Sakura [Avalon] looked shocked and sick at the same time.

Sakura [Avalon]: You gotta be kidding me!

BlackWereGarurumon: (singing) I...was floating 'neath a tropic moon

Doggymon: (singing in almost English) And dreaming of a blue ragoon

Both: (singing) Now I'm as crazy as a loon

Then, all, minus Yami Yugi and Sakura [Avalon] dancing now willingly, sang. Akira danced with Futaba and all the girls he had relationships with as they sang as well.

All: (singing) Cabin fever has ravaged all aboard
This once proud vessel has become a floating psycho ward
We were sailing, sailing headed who knows where
And now though we're all here
We're not all there

They all laughed as they all danced. At one point, Akira spun Makoto while Futaba, Ann, Haru and Sumire held each other's hands while dancing in a circle.

All: Cabin Fever! Ahhh!

Yami Yugi and Sakura [Avalon]: (On "Ahhh") Whoo!

The ship went back into power as Kagome switched on the power.

Sango: Ugh! Can we please go back to doing whatever the heck crewmembers are supposed to do?

They looked confused, as of Sakura [Avalon] and Yami Yugi. They then backed away, turning from each other.

Sakura [Avalon]: (blushing) Uh...hope no one saw that...

Yami Yugi: (blushing) Yeah. Me too.

Akira and Futaba looked at each other, then at the rest of the female Phantom Thieves the former danced with.

Akira: Whoa!

The females in turn blushed at this.

Haru [Okumura]: (blushing) Um... maybe we got off on the wrong foot.

Makoto [Niijima]: All of us did.

Sumire: Yeah.

Ann: I agree.

Akira: (smirks flirtingly) You know, that Persona 5 Royal bad ending where I had to spend the rest of my life in Takuto's altered reality had me have a harem.

Chihaya: You're right about that.

Akira: What do you ladies say we make my harem actually come true?

Futaba: (as she puts on a seductive smirk) Why not?

Pizzazz: What a blast!

Stormer: Seriously, now that's a concert! Right, Riot?

Riot: Yep!

Overdrive: Slammin'!

Kevin: You said it!

Ben: Whoo! What a blast!

Julie: Yeah!

Meanwhile, inside the cell room, Seifer, Rai, Fuu, Paul, Bandit Keith, Skoodge, GIR, and Zim were trying to escape as they yell.

Zim: Get us out of here!

Fuu: Help!

GIR: We didn't hit the boy!

Skoodge: Come on, let us out! We were only kidding!

They then saw Magneto with Neros, Ash, and Pikachu.

Rai: Hey, get us out of here, ya know!

Seifer, Fuu, Bandit Keith, Skoodge, and Zim: Yeah!

GIR: Uh, Seifer?

Seifer: What is it now?!

GIR: What was that song that just happened?

Skoodge: What are you talking about?

GIR: (points outside) You know: Cabin Fever! Ahhh! That.

Zim: You see, boss?

Skoodge: Yeah, you have to get us out of here!

Seifer: GIR is starting to go nuts!

Neros: (giving them a bowl of bread and water) Here you go.

Ash: There's your bread and water for today.

Pikachu: Pi!

Skoodge: (angrily) But I ordered the shrimp scampi.

Magneto: (glares) It's more than you deserve, you villainous fools.

They backed away in fear as he looked back at the three.

Magneto: Oh, Neros...Ash...I should've been locked up as well, for letting thieves like them on this ship. (sighs) Oh, it chills me...to think that they almost killed your friends...for whatever reason.

He smirked as he pretended not to know, hiding his true intentions.

Ash: None of this wouldn't have happened if it was locked up tight...the map that-

Neros: Ash!

Magneto: (pretend shocked) What was that? Do you mean to tell me you have a treasure map?

Ash: Not anymore...Sonic and Yami Yugi took it and locked it up in Yami Yugi's room.

Magneto: Really? And who may I be curious has the key?

Ash: Yugi.

Neros: Ash! (sighs) You have to keep it a secret, please!

Magneto: (chuckles) Don't worry about it, lads. You only told me. (points to the door) Now, go on and take the rest of the day off.

Both: Thanks.

Pikachu: (smiles) Pikachu.

They head out as Magneto had an evil look on his eye. That evening, at the pod room, Magneto was looking like he was looking at the stars as Yami Yugi came up to him.

Yami Yugi: Magneto? What are you doing here, sir?

Magneto: Pretty quiet night...too quiet...like a night of death. Reminds me of the night we around Planet Tatooine...half of the crew died from leaked air and bad engines on the escape pods...It was terrible.

Yami Yugi: Air leaks?

Magneto: (smirks secretly) A common occurrence, sir. A little-used up oxygen tanks that aren't too good with misused engines and will only hold up for a few hours. We didn't know until that time, but they seemed to be...shall we say...

Yami Yugi: Unsafe?

Magneto: Oh, I'm not saying that the escape pods are unsafe, general. And I'm not saying we have problems.

Yami Yugi: But still.

He then went into one of the pods and examined the inside.

Yami Yugi: Hmm...the pod seems to be in order...no dampness.

Magneto: Of course...at least until you get it out into space.

Yami Yugi: I'll be back!

Magneto: Oh, and by the way, is there anything I can hold for you for safekeeping?

Yami Yugi: Of course...(hands him the keys) If they were to be destroyed, then I don't know what I'd do!

Magneto: Oh, that it would.

Yami Yugi: (shutting the door) Farewell...for now.

Then, the pod launched out of the R.L.S. Legacy as an evil grin came from Magneto, twirling the keys.

Magneto: Farewell...forever!

(End of Chapter 6)

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Chapter 7: (Funeral and a Secret Plot)

The next day, Usopp found a lightsaber, one particular one, next to the airlock as he shouted.

Usopp: Captain! Man overboard!

A few minutes later, the door was knocked as Sonic came out.

Sonic: Yes?

Usopp: (sniffles) I'm sorry...but Yugi's gone...(shows him the lightsaber) this is all that was left of him.

Sonic: (frightened) No...

Kaiba saw everything and has a horrified look on his face.

Kaiba: Yugi... No... (thinking) Yugi can't die. There's something strange going on around here.

Later, everyone aboard was dressed in black as Sonic came up to the stand with a sad and serious look in his eyes.

Sonic: My friends, it has seem that the deep vast of space has claimed yet another loyal officer...and friend.

Speedy: (blows his nose on the hanky) Why, Yugi, why did you have to commit suicide and leave me to do your work?!

Rebecca: (crying) Oh, Yugi! Why'd you have to die?!

Overdrive: (comforts Rebecca like a brother to a little sister) There, there, Rebecca. It's all right.

Kevin: (suspiciously) Something is very wrong here...

Down below, GIR was turning the key as he spoke.

GIR: I got it! I got it!

The cell unlocked, then the door opened.

Zim: After you, Seifer.

Seifer: No, no, after you!

Skoodge: Will you just come on?

Paul: Yeah, let's go already!

He dragged the group out while the funeral continued up above.

Sonic: He was a great duelist back in Planet Earth who...fought in battle bravely.

In the room where the map was locked up, Seifer spoke.

Seifer: Split up and search for the map, guys.

They nodded as they looked around until GIR pulled the cover to reveal the map locked inside the electric cell.

GIR: Found it!

Back at the funeral, Sonic wiped a tear as he continued.

Sonic: May you always be loyal and true, Yugi Moto...rest in peace, friend.

All: Amen.

Kaiba: (softly so Sonic can't hear) Yugi's not dead. It's a trick.

Ben: (likewise, to the rest of his teammates) You see what I told you about weeks ago, guys?

Gwen: You were right, Ben. It's not Yugi to die like this. We know him since Team World.

Julie: Yeah, and I saw you guys on TV. You were awesome!

Rook Blonko: I concur. Magneto must have something to do with all this.

Gwen: And that torture and attempted murder on Luffy and Lilo from back then was no coincidence.

Ben put on a serious and determined look on his face as he spoke.

Ben: Guys, there's mutiny afoot.

Team Tennyson: (in unison) Yeah.

Back in the room, Zim turned the key, and then the electric bars disappeared.

Seifer: Come on, open it! Open it!

Skoodge: (snatches the map) No, we have to take it to our boss and Koga.

Paul: (brings out same hot knife from before) When I find Ash, I'm gonna kill him! And the same goes for everyone who called me Paulie! Especially Yugi!

Seifer: Shut up, Paul. Yugi's as good as gone. (walking out) Come on!

The baddies headed out as Paul scowled for being told to shut up. The next day, inside one of the barrels, Edward bit into an apple.

Edward: Mmm. Good apple.

Lilo: (notices) Speedy, what's wrong?

Speedy: It's just so very strange.

Kairi: About what? Yugi dying like that?

Speedy: That and my pants are feeling like they have starfish inside.

Sora: It's a trick. Yugi's not dead. I can still sense his cards, his Millennium Puzzle and his heart. It must be the plot of pirates.

Numbuh 4: I sense it, too.

Hayner: How can you tell?

Numbuh 4: I have the Millennium Scales. That's how.*

[A/N: That's right. I'm using the Numbuh 4 Millennium Scales thing courtesy of Charizardag's KND/YGO crossover stories.]

That was when Neros and Ash saw them.

Neros: Hey, guys!

Speedy: (takes an apple) Hey, we missed you, guys. Climb in!

Ash: We're busy doing our chores...and besides, how can all of you fit in there?

Kairi: I asked the same thing myself...apparently, this is like one of those warp rooms where you get in what looks cramped and when you're in, everything's fine.

Speedy: Come on! (shows them the apple) Have an apple...not mine, though.

May: Yeah, come on.

Dawn: Trust us, it's really comfortable.

Pikachu: Pika!

Manaphy: Mana!

They sighed as the two got in. When they were inside, they noticed the barrel inside was more roomy than it looked.

Neros: Wow.

Ash: Cool.

They stayed quiet as they heard voices.

Voice 1: Anyway, here's the plan.

Voice 2: I say we should kill that kid now.

Voice 3: And then we'll take care of that two-tailed runt and that little brat.

Voice 4: Can we make a rug out of them?

Voice 5: The moment I see Ash, Pikachu and Kaiba, I kill them with my new weapon, the hot knife from the torture chamber!

Then, they saw Seifer, Rai, Fuu, Paul, Bandit Keith, Skoodge, GIR, and Zim with Magneto as they spoke.

All: Hi, Magneto.

Magneto: (glares) I'm an easy man...a gentleman of fortune, to say the most. (angrily) But it makes me sick at heart to sail with the likes of you.

They (minus Paul, Bandit Keith, Seifer, Rai and Fuu, who step back a bit in shock) shivered as he continued.

Magneto: If anyone does any mutiny before my or Koga's "say so" will be thrown into the airlock and sent to space like I did with Yugi.

The group in the barrel looked shocked about what he said.

Magneto: (smirks) Let the captain steer us closer to the planet...(snatches the map) I have the map for the place now. And when the time is right, we'll kill them all!

Seifer: That's what I said!

GIR: I thought I said that!

Zim: Yeah, Boss, kill 'em all!

Bandit Keith: And with Yugi Moto gone, I'm the King of Games now!

Paul: (glares) You blew it when you faced Yugi as a Neo Rare Hunter, and you don't become the King of Games if Yugi dies and remains undefeated!

Bandit Keith: Then I'll just win a couple tournaments and earn that title! Victory will be mine!

Voice: Land ho!

Magneto: Come on, everyone. Let's go.

Rai: Yeah, land ho!

Paul: (smirks) Treasure Planet at last.

When they were gone, they looked shocked.

Serena [Tsukino]: Oh my god.

Ben: (narrows eyes) I knew it!

Kaiba: (To Sailor Scouts, Sonic Heroes, Babylon Rogues, Kids Next Door, Sora's Group, Yugi's friends, WMAC Masters and X-Men, quietly) Listen, guys. We must warn Sonic about the pirates.

Joey: (miserable) But why? Yugi's dead.

Kaiba: No, he's not, you idiot! It's all a trick! I can sense the Egyptian God Cards, and they're with Yugi, who still holds the Millennium Puzzle. Magneto just said he's dead so he can get the advantage over us.

Joey: (shocked) Say what?!

Téa: You mean they...

Rebecca: ...didn't kill Yugi?

Kaiba: That's exactly what I'm talking about.

Mai: Then that means he's still alive! Just missing!

Joey: If anything bad happens to Yugi, I'll kick Magneto's mutant ass!

Kaiba: Calm down, Wheeler. Wait until I give the signal. Transform, Sailor Scouts.

Serena [Tsukino]: You go ahead. Rini and I will be with Ash and the gang.

The Sailor Scouts nodded and transformed silently. Meanwhile, near the escape pods, the groups prepared to head out to the mysterious planet in some of the remaining escape pods.

Sonic: Prepare to land on that planet.

Seifer, Rai, Fuu, Paul, Bandit Keith, Skoodge, GIR, and Zim sneaked onto the ship without notice as Luffy carried the barrels.

Kohaku: Over here, Luffy!

Luffy: Coming!

He headed to where Onigumo, Sesshomaru's Group, Kohaku, Jack, Guybrush and the rest of the Straw Hat Pirates were.

Onigumo: We'll need some backup, would you care to join us?

Luffy: (smirks) Hey, that's what being a pirate's about, helping others.

He rolled his eyes as the others prepared the pods. That was when Neros and Ash came to Sonic.

Neros: Captain!

Sonic: You can call me Sonic, I don't like being called "captain" a lot.

Ash: Uh, Sonic, we need to talk.

Sonic: Not now, I'm busy.

Serena [Tsukino]: But Sonic, please, we overheard Magneto saying that he's planning a mutiny.

May: And he has the treasure map.

The others nodded as Sonic rolled his eyes.

Sonic: Hey, Magneto?

Magneto: (preparing his pod) Yes?

Sonic: I want you to take the crew ashore at once. We need food, water, and provisions. Take as long as you want.

Magneto: Sir, it's a task to my liking...that it is.

Neros, Ash & Ben: What!?

Sonic: Uh...guys, meeting at my quarters...quickly.

All: Right.

They headed to the where Sonic was heading as Magneto smirked to Cyber-Naraku.

Magneto: It's our lucky day, Cyber-Naraku.

Cyber-Naraku: Yeah, he totally trusts us to go to shore.

Byakko: And the best part is this.

Suzaku: We use the map we stole...

Seifer: It's like giving the treasure to us on a silver platter.

Magneto: That it is, Seifer...never trust a silver platter.

The main crewmembers and band members were about to head inside Sonic's office until Magneto called.

Magneto: Ash, Neros, there's room for a few more people. Come with us!

Misty: (sighs) Sorry, but we're needed.

Magneto: Aw...what a shame...I'll miss your boyfriend and spirit detective.

Misty: (blushes uncontrollably) Uh...who said anything about him being my boyfriend?

Magneto then placed his staff away from the pod he was in as he spoke and placed his seatbelt on.

Magneto: Children, I think I dropped my staff. Care to give it to me?

Neros: Sure.

Goh: Yeah, we'll get it for you.

Minnie: I don't think you should do that, Neros.

Ami, Neros, May, Dawn, Lillie, Risa, Ash, Serena [Gabena], Goh, Chloe, and Misty ignored her as she followed as well. They picked up the staff and were about to give it to him.

Magneto: (smirks wickedly) Ah, that's a good boy...but I need to be closer.

The eleven moved closer to the overlord. Then, Magneto, Seifer, Rai, Fuu, Paul, Bandit Keith, Skoodge, GIR, and Zim grabbed the eleven and dragged them inside.

Eleven: Ahhhh!!

The doors closed as the pods went out of the ship. All that, while Sonic, in the office, was devising a plan with the others.

Sonic: The plan's plain and simple: Once all the pirates are on the planet, we head to the planet and probably return within a year or so...by then, all the fighting should be out of them.

Max: Cool!

Brock: Now I understand.

Kiawe: Perfect!

Lilo: Nice plan, Sonic.

Edward: (looking out on the window) Except for one thing.

Daisy: What's that?

Edward: (points to the pod with Neros' group) The pirates have Neros, Ash and Goh! With Ash's eight girlfriends!

They looked out the window and were shocked as the pods headed for the planet.

Spike: Oh no!

Gladion: Lillie!!!

Rainbow: (angrily) Why, those dirty criminals!

Drax: (likewise) They'll pay for this, I swear it!

Kaiba: (To Sailor Scouts, Sonic Heroes, Babylon Rogues, Kids Next Door, Sora's Group, Ponies, Spike, Phobos, Young Six, Yugi's friends, WMAC Masters, Avengers, X-Men and Guardians of the Galaxy) You know what to do.

Mars: Yeah.

Roxas: Sesshomaru, Rin and Jaken are on the island with the pirates.

Kaiba: Good.

Stitch suddenly sensed something. Then he glared at the island.

Stitch: Strike.

Jet: (confused) Huh?

Kagome: What's that, Stitch?

Kikyo: Naraku. I knew it.

Inuyasha: Onigumo is Naraku?! Damn it! I forgot about it! A disguise!

Kikyo: And Strike and the other evil experiments are with them.

Lilo: (shocked) What?!

Li: Impossible!

Mars: My god!

Inuyasha: So that bastard Naraku has his pet with him!

Sonic: Then we must leave to help Ash!

Serena [Tsukino]: I'll wait till the time is right to turn into Sailor Moon.

Sonic: Right. Come on, guys! Let's go!

Numbuh 1: Kids Next Door, BATTLE STATIONS!!!

(End of Chapter 7)

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Chapter 8: (The Pirates and Ambush)

In the forest, near the lake, Wildwind, the Misfits and the Stingers were playing the instruments while most of the pirates, save for Luffy's crew, were shoving the nine blindfolded captives. They played an evil band medley of Wildwind's "Grim Grinning Ghosts", the Misfits' "Top of the Charts" and the Stingers' "It's a Hard, Hard Life".

Pizzazz: (excited) I can't believe we finally got our wish!

Stormer: Yeah, Pizzazz! This is so cool! Especially playing for the bad guys!

Riot: Come on, everybody! 1, 2, 3, 4!!!

Wildwind's "Grim Grinning Ghosts"

Wildwind: (singing) When the crypt doors creak and the tombstones quake
Spooks come out for a swinging wake
Happy haunts materialize
And begin to vocalize
Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize

Riot: Yeah!!!

Wildwind: (singing) Now don't close your eyes and don't try to hide
Or a silly spook may sit by your side
Shrouded in a daft disguise
They pretend to terrorize
Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize

During the instrumental break, Wildwind started evil laughing. Then, they resumed singing.

Wildwind: (singing) As the moon climbs high o'er the dead oak tree
Spooks arrive for the midnight spree
Creepy creeps with eerie eyes
Start to shriek and harmonize
Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize

When you hear the knell of a requiem bell
Weird glows gleam where spirits dwell
Restless bones etherealize
Rise as spooks of every size
Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize

Wildwind, Misfits and Stingers: (singing) Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize!

The Misfits' "Top of the Charts"

Pizzazz, (The Misfits, Rapture and Minx): (singing) It's happened!
I've made it! I'm finally here!
At the top of the charts! (top of the charts!)

It's happened!
The dream of a lifelong career!
I'm at the top of the charts! (top of the charts!)

Always in the running,
But I, I never got to vote. No!
(They just said that you would never break through...)
Oh, yeah?!
Well, pardon me while I... gloat!

It's happened! I knew it!
It's where I belong!
I'm at the top of the charts! (top of the charts!) Yeah!

(It's happened! We've done it!
We helped put us all
At the top of the charts)
The top, the top, the top!

I've had my taste of glory!
I'm determined I will stay!
(Where?)
At the top of the charts (top of the charts)
At the top of the charts (top of the charts)
The top, the top, the top!

The Stingers' "It's a Hard, Hard Life"

Stingers: (singing) It's a hard, hard life,
There's no help along the way!
It's a hard, hard life;
It's a struggle night and day!
It's a hard, hard life,
And the weak do not survive!
It's a hard, hard life,
hard to keep your hopes alive!

People stand in your way,
But you push past them, running for your life!
And if luck goes your way
You may outlast them in this hard, hard life!

It's a hard, hard life,
But you fight to make it through
It's a hard, hard life,
But you do what you can do

And it's only your dream
That keeps you goin' though the grief and strife

Misfits: (singing) And strife

Stingers: (singing) If you can take it,
You might just make it in this

Wildwind, Misfits and Stingers: (singing) Hard, hard life!

The bands continued playing while the evil pirates laughed wickedly at the eleven. Then, they were slammed to the ground as their blindfolds were taken off. There, they saw an evil-looking Magneto.

Magneto: Neros...Ash...and friends.

Eleven: (gasps) Magneto!

Misty: (struggles) Let us go!

May: (narrows) You have no right into doing this!

Magneto: (chuckles) Calm down, you two. It's all good and fun. Pleased I am to initiate you nine into our...enterprising, shall we say...company. Which entitles you to all the benefits thereof.

Luffy: (smiles) I knew you were only teasing anyway, Magneto.

Zolo: (anger mark) What are you, an idiot?!

Ash: What benefits?

Neros: Keep your benefits, overlord!

Ami: Yeah, there's no way you're bribing us!

Lillie: No way!

Goh: Not now!

Chloe: And not ever!

Magneto: (glances) Oh, this is a one-time special offer, my lads. If refused, I'll be forced to, um...terminate our relationship.

Misty: That's disgusting!

Serena [Gabena]: You fiends!

Ash: The others were right, you're nothing but murdering pirates!

They gasped as Magneto spoke.

Magneto: Pirates! (chuckles) Pirates...oh, you meddling twerp. If that's what you're thinking...you're dead wrong.

He cleared his throat as he began to sing.

Magneto: (singing) When I was just a lad looking for my true vocation
My father said, "Now son, this choice deserves deliberation
Though you could be a doctor or perhaps a financier
My boy why not consider a more challenging career"

The pirates then joined in the singing while Eggman, Paul and Paul's pokémon held the eleven captives down.

Pirates: (singing) Hey, ho, ho,
You'll cruise to foreign shores

Magneto: Sing it, lads!

Pirates: (singing) And you'll keep your mind and body sound
By working out of doors

Magneto: Show him you been practicing!

Luffy then began to join in on the singing.

Luffy: (singing) True friendship and adventure are what we can't live without

Pirates: (singing) And when you're a professional pirate

Zim: (singing) That's what the job's about

Magneto: (to the pirates) Upstage, everyone! This is my only number!

He then continued singing as he smirked to the captives.

Magneto: (singing) Now take the man, Greenbeard, the Spanish all despise him
But to the Britains, he's a hero and they idolize him
It's how you look at buccaneers that makes them bad or good
And I see us as members of a noble brotherhood

They danced as they continued singing.

Pirates: (singing) Hey, ho, ho,

Onigumo (now known as Cyber-Naraku): Oh, I love it!

Pirates: (singing) We're honorable men

Magneto: It's a poetry in motion.

Pirates: (singing) And before we lose our tempers we will always count to ten

Magneto: (singing) On occasion, there may be someone you have to execute

Pirates: (singing) But when you're a professional pirate

GIR: (singing) You don't have to wear a suit

They glared at GIR as he looked confused.

GIR: What?

Skoodge: Ahem! (singing) I could have been a surgeon
I like taking things apart

Zim: (singing) I could have been a lawyer
But I just had too much heart

GIR: (singing) I could have been in politics
Cause I've always been a big spender

Cyber-Naraku: (singing) And me, I could've been a contender

Magneto: (singing) Some say that pirates steal and should be feared and hated
I say we're victims of bad press it's all exaggerated
We'd never stab you in the back, we'd never lie or cheat

Luffy: That's true!

Magneto: (singing) We're just about the nicest guys you'd ever want to meet

They continued dancing as Usopp spoke.

Usopp: See? Look at us, you guys.

Nami: Yeah, we're a festival of conviviality.

GIR: Congeniality!

Eggman: That's conviviality, stupid!

GIR: That's what I said.

Back at the R.L.S. Legacy, Sonic with all the friends Ash and Neros made in the last (and surprisingly big) pod as Sonic turned to the others.

Sonic: Okay, everyone's set. Tails, you and the others guard the ship while I'm gone. We'll be back as soon as we get them back.

Tails: Right away, Sonic.

Kaz: Bring Ami back safely!

Yumi: Don't worry, we will!

Then, the pod launched off to the planet as Sonic smiled.

Sonic: Thanks for coming along, guys.

Kagome: Are you kidding? Neros and Ash are family like Ami to Yumi and Misty, May, Dawn, Serena, Lillie and Risa are to the other trainers.

Serena [Tsukino]: Yeah.

Back at the forest, the overlord smirked wickedly as Koga, Rando, Suzaku and Byakko placed the nine near them while the other pirates are humming the chorus.

Magneto: Tell the truth, kids. Do you really think that the captain and squire are planning to share the treasure with the likes of us?

Zolo: Another thing we have in common: sharing with rightful owners.

Magneto: (lifts Ash's head) And being the rightful owners we are...Gozaburo's own crew, who shed our blood getting it here! You and your friends join us. Donate your compass to the treasure hunt and get a full share!

Luffy: (smiles) Yeah!

They then sang once more.

Pirates: (singing) Hey, ho ho
It's one for all for one
And we'll share and share alike with you and love you like a son
We're gentlemen of fortune and that's what we're proud to be
And when you're a professional pirate

Magneto: (singing) You'll be honest, brave, and free
The soul of decency
You'll be loyal and fair and on the square
And most importantly

Pirates & Magneto: (singing) When you're a professional pirate
You're always in the best of company!

The pirates cheered until they heard a huge jet-like sound heading to the planet. They looked up and saw the last pod heading to the beach area while a flare was shot in the air.

Neros: (smirks) See that?

Ash: Sonic came to rescue us.

Magneto: (chuckles) Don't get your hopes up. (points to the R.L.S. Legacy) I've taken the liberty of hiding a few of my best men aboard. And if a second round follows...that means they've taken over the ship and I'm the new captain. Now...

They looked at the ship, then another flare was shot as the pirates cheered.

Misty: Oh no...

Ami: Not good.

Dawn: We're in big trouble.

Inside the ship, some of the tourists left behind, Trishta, Amara, Michelle, Doc, Marty, Tails, and Hotaru were being tied up as Trishta spoke.

Trishta: Well, Amara, how unfortunate our firearms were loaded with beer.

Amara: Beer!?

Tails: Yeah, we could've shot someone.

Doc: Great Scott!

Marty: Man, this is heavy!

Back in the forest, Cyber-Naraku spoke to the others.

Cyber-Naraku: Now, by orders of the captain, let's dig up the treasure!

Sanji: Together!

They cheered as Magneto then turned to Ash.

Magneto: We'll be needing your compass, though.

He shivered a bit as the other captives turned to him. Then, he gulped and spoke.

Ash: No.

Magneto: (glares) I'll be taking it either way, you twerp.

Seifer: (to Ash) Better do as he says, Ashy-boy.

He sighed, then slowly took out the compass and gave it to Magneto.

Magneto: Come on, then. Let's not waste any time.

They cheered as the nine captives were dragged to find the treasure. Meanwhile, at another part of the forest, Sonic's group (which include Danny, June, Ray Ray, Dennis, Jody, Monroe, Sam, Tucker and Jazz) were in sleeping bags as Kagome set the alarm clock.

Sonic: It's too dark to do anything now. Let's camp here and go on tomorrow.

Donald: (gulps) But what if Oogie Boogie gets to us?

June: Aw, come on, Donald. Don't be scared.

Donald: (shivers) I ain't scared.

Ray Ray: Right...you're somewhere between bed-wetting and near death-experienced scared. (laughs)

June: (glares at Ray Ray) Ray Ray!

Donald: (angrily) That is not true!

Sora: Don't worry. We'll be all right. I'm glad we brought Danny, June and their friends along.

Mars: Yeah. If you just close your eyes and go to sleep, nothing's gonna happen. Okay?

Donald: (nervous) O-Okay.

Yumi: (sighs) Goodnight, guys.

All (but Donald): G'night!

The candle was blown off as everyone, but Donald, went to sleep.

Donald: Okay, you can do this, Donald. Be not afraid.

He then heard a growling noise as he looked at Speedy. He did not notice the smoke or evil eyes glaring at him.

Donald: Uh, Speedy, it sounds like you might be having a cold. (takes a match) I'm gonna light a match.

He lit the match as he saw a group of children, teens, and creatures led by a fat yet muscular blue crocodile wearing an orange cape, a red spiky-haired man wearing a black cloak, six colorful creatures wearing black costumes, a muscular cat with a red nose, a blond-haired woman, a purple-haired cyborg and a white-haired man with a red trenchcoat. They were Lord D. Rool, Axel, Ace Bunny, Lexi Bunny, Rev Runner, Tech E. Coyote, Slam Tasmanian, Danger Duck, Zadavia, Optimatus, Sylth Vester and Ragna the Bloodedge.

Donald: (screams) WAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!!

Mars: (awake) What?! What?! What?! (sees natives) WAAAAAAAAHH!!!! SERENAAAAA!!!!

Serena [Tsukino]: (waking up) Would you be quiet? I'm trying to get some sleep.

Danny, June, Edward, Terra, Aqua, Ven and Vivi [Orunitia] woke up.

Vivi [Orunitia]: (eyes widen) INDIANS!!!!

Serena [Tsukino]: Injuns?! (turns to see one of the natives)

Ace Bunny: (smirking) Eh, what's up, doc?

Then, they were taken away with the others, who are still asleep.

Serena [Tsukino]: (screams from in the forest) AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

(End of Chapter 8)

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Chapter 9: (The Leader and Treasure?)

Back with the pirates, the next day, Zolo gasped as he saw a Dry Bone hanging on its neck.

Zolo: Sir, look!

They all looked shocked as Magneto spoke.

Magneto: Gozaburo hung him up there after he cut him...to mark the trail to the treasure. Wicked sense of humor he had.

The others left as GIR shivered.

GIR: I-it's a sign. This is a cursed place.

Kohaku: Yeah.

Magneto: Well, there's an informed opinion. (looks at Neros) All right, you twerp, where to from here?

He looked at the map as he sighed.

Neros: "On a heading of degrees...walk some paces from where the dead men hang high."

Magneto: (points to the right) That way!

They head for the right as GIR spoke.

GIR: We're gonna go? We're gonna-

Paul: (grabs him) Come on!

He was yanked by the purple-haired boy. Meanwhile, in a village, many children, teens, a few adults, and the leaders accompanied with the natives were glancing at the prisoners while Brock looked lovingly at one of Danny's archenemies, Desiree.

Brock: Hi, my name is Brock. What's your name?

Max: (sweatdrops) Oh, brother.

Roxas: (shocked, to Axel) I can't believe you're here! I thought Lea was the only one!

Axel: Well, you thought wrong, Roxas. I'm back as a Cadmus clone. Got it memorized?

K. Rool: Greetings, outsiders. I am King K. Rool. These guys with me are my twin brother Lord D. Rool, the Freedom Fighters, the Loonatics, Woody Woodpecker, Winnie Woodpecker, the Seekers of Truth and the Shadow Operatives.

Speedy: (looking at Rise Kujikawa lovingly) Hubba hubba!

Polly: (angrily) Speedy!

Speedy laughed nervously.

Rise: (sighs) Anyway, you have trespassed onto this planet.

K. Rool: (points to a crate far away) Now, you'll suffer the wrath of our queen...Boom Sha-Kal-a-Kal.

Kagome: Terrific...captured by a crazed man and sacrificed hideously before a pagan altar.

Pinkie: Are we lucky or what?

Kaiba: Shut it, Pinkie!

Joey: Yeah, can't you see we're gonna die here?!

Brock: Uh, can Rise sacrifice me first to her?

She hit Brock with a mallet as she spoke.

Rise: Silence, twerp!

Bonnie: (excitedly) A bunch of keepers! Will any of you please take care of my brother?

Voice: Silence, little brat!

Everyone looked to the source of the voice, which came from a female figure swinging from a tree and doing a flip before landing in front of them. The captives stared in awe at the figure which the Sonic Heroes recognized; a purple humanoid dragon with long purple pigtails and magenta eyes who wore a blue sleeveless shirt, blue gloves, blue shorts and blue boots. This was Sash Lilac.

Lilac: Nobody is taking care of your brother, not by your stupid romance request.

Bonnie: (glares) Who do you think you are ruining my chances to give someone to Clemont as a bride?!

Sonic: (shocked) Lilac?!

Joey: You know this crazy bitch?

Sonic: She was the first captain of the R.L.S. Legacy before she went missing!

Captives (minus Sonic Heroes): (shocked) First captain?!

Sora: No way! You mean she is the famous Captain Lilac?!

Lilac: I'm FORCE Captain Lilac now, for the natives on this planet.

Sonic: But you and I were friends! Why are you doing this? We're both the fastest things alive, along with Rainbow Dash!

Rainbow: (shocked) Wait! Lilac can go fast, too?!

Sonic: Doesn't anyone?

Akira: Narukami, Minato, why are you doing this?

Yu: Because it's for the good of our leader.

Lexi: Anyway, you guys violated the sacred planet.

Sonic: (struggles) Uh, excuse me. My name's Sonic the Hedgehog, and we mean no harm to your culture.

Edward: Yeah, we embrace all creatures of different nationalities.

Mars: Yeah! And (indicates Serena [Tsukino]) Serena here is also known as-

K. Rool: Silence!

Sailor Mars gritted her teeth at this as she growled.

Ryuji: (shouts) We will not!

Yu points his sword in Ryuji's face as he snarled.

Yu: Do as he says, or you'll lose your head!

Ryuji: SHUT UP!! You guys are as bad as Kamoshida, you know that?! I will not stand to be told to shut up, cause you don't know who you're messing with!

Chie: ENOUGH!!!

As she yelled that, she punched the blond boy hard in the face, causing his mouth to start bleeding.

Chie: (glaring) One more word out of you, and your head will roll, trespasser, by order of the queen.

Yu: And if you lash again...

Then he made a swift slash on a skeleton with his sword, causing its skull to start rolling off its body and land on the ground.

Yu: (threateningly) ...this will happen.

Ryuji: (scared) Ohh... so you do mean it, huh? Okay, I'm shutting up.

Ben: Good idea.

Kevin: Don't wanna lash out too much.

K. Rool: (to Ace) Bring forth Boom Sha-Kal-a-Kal.

Ace saluted in response.

Rosé: Oh my god.

Winry: That can't be good.

Ace ran to where the crate was as the chanting began.

The Tribe Echidnas and Kremlings started chanting her name many times as the following approach: Carol Tea, Milla Basset, Neera Li, Bentham, Boa Hancock, Sabo, the Star Fox, along with Link, Marth, Roy, Ike, Lucina, Robin, Shaluna (A/N: My name for the female Robin), Corrin, Corrina (A/N: My name for the female Robin), Zelda, Midna, Captain Olimar, R.O.B., a lot of Pikmin, Solid Snake, the Street Fighters, Team RWBY, the Under Night In-Birth warriors, the Arcana Heart warriors, Akatsuki, the Hanzo Academy Light Faction (A/N: from Senran Kagura), the Homura Crimson Squad (also from Senran Kagura), Night Raid (A/N: from Akame ga Kill!), the Seven Deadly Sins, Meliodas, Elizabeth Liones, Hawk, the Animal Crossing Villagers, Inklings, Octolings and Star Wolf.

Tribe Echidnas, Kremlings, Inklings and Octolings: (chanting) Boom Sha-Kal-a-Kal
Boom Sha-Kal-a-Kal
Boom Sha-Kal-a-Kal
Boom Sha-Kal-a-Kal

Boom Sha-Kal-a-Kal
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Boom shakalakalaka
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Donald: Hey, this is pretty catchy.

Sora: Yeah. I love it!

Pinkie: Yeah!

Tribe Echidnas, Kremlings, Inklings, Octolings, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Pinkie, Rainbow and Edward: (chanting) Boom shakalakalaka
Boom shakalakalaka

Boom shakalakalaka
Boom shakalakalaka
Boom shakalakalaka
Boom shakalakalaka

The ropes were cut off as they were knelt while up on the stairway (Sora, Donald, Goofy, Pinkie and Rainbow and Edward stopped chanting the moment the ropes were cut off from them and the others), the natives placed the crate down. The Kingdom Hearts gang stand up, get in battle poses and ready their weapons.

Tribe Echidnas, Kremlings, Inklings and Octolings: (chanting) Boom shakalakalaka
Boom shakalakalaka
Boom shakalakalaka
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Sora: Get ready, you guys!

Danny and June get in battle poses with the others as Pinkie growled viciously like a dog while Ben puts his hand over the Ultimatrix, preparing to use it.

Tribe Echidnas, Kremlings, Inklings and Octolings: (chanting) Boom shakalakalaka
Boom shakalakalaka
Boom shakalakalaka
Boom shakalakalaka

Boom shakalakalaka
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All natives: Boom Sha-Kal-a-Kal!

The figure turned around and looked at the crowd. The figure was a hedgehog like Sonic, but her coloration was pink with some skin color around the arms and mouth. She had green eyes (like Sonic) and her spikes were combed neatly down her head, like hair and a red band of some kind was on top of her head. Like Sonic and Shadow, she too wore white gloves and she also wore some gold wristbands. She also wore a red dress with a short skirt and red boots with a white line running across the two boots. She was Amy Rose and with her were six cute (except for the blue one with the mask) and colorful creatures. They were Kirby, Tiff, Tuff, Fololo, Falala and Metaknight. A fat penguin-like king and a purple snail with a green shell were there, too. They were known as King Dedede and Escargoon.

Amy: Greetings and hello. Come, my friends.

Tuff then scared Lily and frightened her, forcing her to fly fast as Amy tripped down the stairs, luckily not breaking her neck.

Amy: (angrily) Tuff! You spoiled my entrance!

Tuff: (coming down) I was only fooling.

Metaknight: Sorry, Tuff, but it is true you spoiled her entrance.

Antoine: (as he facepalmed) Oh, brothers!

Julie-Su: You said it.

Natives: Boom Sha-Kal-a-Kal! Boom Sha-Kal-a-Kal! Boom Sha-Kal-a-Kal!

Amy: (angrily) Silence! (calmly, to Sonic and the gang) Greetings, outsiders, I'm Amy Rose, maroonee, temptress and queen of this plan-

She then saw Sonic looking at her, then her looking at him. They looked confused and blushed a little.

Amy: Sonic? Can it be you?

Sonic: Amy?

Amy: (hits him with her Piko Piko Hammer) Hi-yah!

He was whacked toward the gong, landing near a Kremling.

Sonic: He-he...old girlfriend.

Amy: Tie him back to the stakes! And the same goes for the others, too!

Brock: Can I stay untied longer?

All: No!

Back with the pirates, they neared the cave.

Magneto: This is it!

Paul: (shivers) What if GIR is right? Wh-what if this place is c-cursed?

Magneto: (grabs him) I'll show you what I think of your curse. You mewling, little, lily-livered...toffee-hearted, little twerp!

Ash: (looks at the map) "Treasure buried here."

They saw the chests unburied as Nami spoke.

Nami: Wow, we don't even have to dig it up!

Paul: Come on, guys! The treasure's ours!

They cheered until they opened all the chests up. There they saw no gold or anything inside. It was purely empty.

Seifer: There's no treasure here, Magneto! You brought us all here for nothing!

Pirates: Yeah!

Seifer: And now we'll mutiny you!

Luffy: Yeah...(realizes) Wait, what?

Monkey D. Aika: Mutiny?!

Paul: That's right!

Tracer: Yeah!

Skoodge: (smirks wickedly) I say we should kill him!

Zolo: Hey, this wasn't the deal!

Usopp: (cuts the ropes) That's it! The deal's off, sir!

Guybrush: You're all as bad as LeChuck, you know that?!

Apis: Nobody's killing our friends!

Hawkins: Yeah, not as long as the Straw Hat Pirates stand!

Vivi [Nefertari]: That's right!

Andrew: We won't let you hurt them either!

Warlock: That goes double for me!

Oleg: (glaring) The penalty for betraying Jukido is death!

Warlock: Death? You mean by using these on me?

Then he dropped a bunch of bullets, much to Tracer's shock as he checked his gun. To his confusion, he saw that they were still in the gun, and then Warlock kicked him in the face.

Warlock: For the WMAC Masters! And especially for my friend Overdrive and my brother Wizard!

Voice: (angrily) Why, you!

Warlock turned towards the voice and narrowly ducked from the swish of a sword wielded by Dark Warlock, an evil doppelganger of his. After that, he knocked him back to the evil pirates with an uppercut.

Sesshomaru: (smirks) I knew you'd betray Magneto. (determined) Quick! This way! Follow me!

Deuce: We better take Kohaku as well!

Cyber-Naraku: No! He's mine!

Leon: Not anymore!

Then he fired some shots at Cyber-Naraku, knocking him down.

Andrew: Run for it!

Warlock: Aye-aye, Captain!

The now-free captives ran after Sesshomaru, Rin, Jaken and Kohaku with the good pirates, Warlock and the morphed Phantom Brigade Rangers, but Neros stayed as he turned back to Magneto.

Magneto: Run, Neros! Save yourself!

Neros: But why are you doing this for us?

Magneto: 'Cause I like you! I hope you didn't think I was lying about that!

He smiled a bit, but then ran with his friends as Cyber-Naraku furiously followed them after he recovered.

Eggman: Get him!

Magneto: Hurry, run!

GIR: Get him!

Then, the gun Magneto had fired. Back at the village, K. Rool and the following neared Sonic: K. Rool, D. Rool, Axel, Larxene, Demyx, Luxord, Lilac, Carol, Milla, the Freedom Fighters, the Loonatics, Woody, Winnie, Ragna, the Seekers of Truth, the Shadow Operatives, Neera Li, Bentham, Boa Hancock, Sabo, Star Fox, Star Wolf, Link, Marth, Roy, Ike, Lucina, Robin, Shaluna, Corrin, Corrina, Zelda, Midna, Captain Olimar, R.O.B., Solid Snake and the Street Fighters, Team RWBY, the Under Night In-Birth warriors, the Arcana Heart warriors, Akatsuki, the Hanzo Academy Light Faction, the Homura Crimson Squad, Night Raid, the Seven Deadly Sins, Meliodas, Elizabeth Liones and Hawk.

K. Rool: Take the captain away to Boom Sha-Kal-a-Kal.

Sonic: (confused) What?

Serena [Tsukino]: What about us?

Mini Moon: Yeah! What about us?

Carol: You stay for soup.

They gasped as Sonic looked more confused.

Sonic: Hey, where are you taking me?

Lilac: You'll find out soon enough, Sonic.

Milla: Sorry we have to do this.

Carol: Milla, don't be soft!

Lilac: Carol! Be nice to Milla!

Carol: Sorry.

They passed by a huge elderly woman wearing wore a blue mu-mu and thick glasses. She was cooking. She was Grandma Stuffum.

Grandma Stuffum: (singing to herself) I've got pork fat and gravy going through my veins.
I serve dead monkey pudding and platypus brains.
I'm Grandmother Stuffum!

Foods: (singing) Grandmother Stuffum!

Grandma Stuffum: (singing) I came to this school to feed you kids
And bake up pies with jellied squids!

A girl named Allenby Beardsley frowned as she spoke.

Allenby: Why does she always have to sing that song? It's getting old since I was marooned here. Maybe I should get the captives out. I had enough of this heat wave stand.

Then she stepped away from Grandma Stuffum unnoticed while taking off her chef hat and apron and packing them. Back with the captives on the stakes, Speedy sighed.

Speedy: Oh, man, I wish we were back in the ship goofing off.

Lilo: I wish Nani would've come...she would've done something instead of feeding us table scraps.

Riku: We're about to become table scraps.

Edward: (jumps off with the cut ropes) This is the freakin' worst thing that's ever happened to me! (notices) Wait a sec, I'm free!

Ryuji: (as he got off with cut ropes, angrily) Just wait till I get my hands on Chie for punching me!

There they saw Neros, Ash, Serena [Gabena], Misty, May, Dawn, Lillie, Risa and Ami cutting the ropes.

Neros: Hi, guys.

Yumi: Ami, guys! Those jerks have Sonic!

May: We know...we're gonna need backup along with these nice people.

There they saw the following waving sheepishly: Luffy, Sanji, Zolo, Usopp, Nami, Nico Robin, Chopper, Franky, Brook, Vivi [Nefertari], Aika, Guybrush, Trace, Rin, Kohaku, Jaken, Warlock, and the Phantom Brigade Rangers. Jimbei and Sesshomaru just stood there while Blizzard and Kumi looked sheepish as well.

Yumi: You!!

Inuyasha: Sesshomaru!!

Serena [Gabena]: Now's not a good time for fighting! Come on!

Brock: Can't I stay in the village and find Rise first?

All: No!

Brock: Darn...

Inuyasha: Why did you save my life, Sesshomaru?

Sesshomaru: I won't let anything happen to you. And… you are my brother. I realized that you deserve the Tetsusaiga. My true fighting sword is the Bakusaiga.

Jem: If Pizzazz and the others took over my concert, I'm gonna kill them!

Danny: Never mind that! Come on! Let’s go!

(End of Chapter 9)

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Chapter 10: (Black Spot Again and The Return)

With the evil pirates, Solomn Regret was holding onto the skeleton, Dry Bones.

Solomn Regret: Dry Bones...Dry Bones...Dry Bones...Ohh, Dry Bones is dead! (angrily) Magneto shot him!

Kuina: (sighs) Dry Bones is already dead and that's why it's called a "Dry Bones", dummy!

Solomn Regret: Oh, really...(drops the skeleton) I see. Thanks, Kuina.

Kuina: (unsheathes her red sword) You retard!

Then he was stabbed through the heart as Skoodge kicked the corpses away.

Skoodge: Can we get on with this already?

Zim: GIR!

GIR: Yes?

Zim: Give it to him!

Skoodge: Yeah!

GIR: But it's not even his birthday!

Skoodge: No, no, no, no! The paper!

GIR: Oh yeah...(gives Magneto the paper) This is for you.

Magneto opened the paper and gasped at the huge black spot.

Magneto: The Black Spot?

He nodded a bit.

Magneto: You dare give me the Black Spot?!

GIR: Skoodge told me to!

Skoodge: Hey!

Zim: Quiet!

Magneto: (looks closely) And it's drawn on a page from the Bible! (angrily) You tore a page from the Holy Scriptures...to make a pirate's death sentence?

They shivered as he continued.

Magneto: (furiously) Oooh, the red hot gates of hell are creeping open! Satan is heating his pokers for you, you blasphemous heathens! Fall down on your knees...

All, but an uncaring Kuina, kneeled before the tied-up mutant overlord.

Magneto: And beg for deliverance from damnation!

Pirates: Forgive us, please forgive us!!

Kuina: Why do I always hang with losers?

Magneto: (sighs) Your sins... have been forgiven.

They looked at him as he spoke.

Magneto: (smirks) Now, untie me! And let's find our treasure!

Kuina: And more grog!

They untied him as they cheered.

All: Yeah!!

Back with Neros, the pirates, Ash, and their friends, they ran to where the pod was.

Lilac: Yeah, here's the pod.

They gasped as they saw the escape pod had taken off with Cyber-Naraku smirking.

Luffy: (angrily) That double-crosser! (sighs) Oh, well, looks like we'll have to fly across.

Donald: In case you noticed, none of us are birds!

Sophocles: He's right!

Zolo: And besides, going up to the ship that's full of evil pirates to save Sonic isn't a good idea.

Ben: Sure, there are some of us who can fly. Heck, I could turn into one of those flying aliens, but it's still going up to the ship full of bad pirates.

Julie: What'll we do?

Lilo: (notices a ship) Hey, look!

They saw another pod heading to the planet. Speedy, almost instantly, recognized the flyer in the pod.

Speedy: Huh? Is that Yugi?

Joey: (grins) It IS Yugi!

Rebecca: He's alive!

Ann: Yugi? I thought he was dead!

Ash: (waving) Yugi, help!

Goh: Get us out of here!

Speedy: Get over here, you stupid porcupine head!

The lasers were fired at Speedy, as he screamed like a girl.

Serena [Gabena]: It's Yugi, all right.

The pod landed as it stopped. Then, the duelist came out as he looked confused.

Yami Yugi: I've been gone for two days, and this is what happens...what in the name of Hassan happened?!

Rebecca: (hugs Yami Yugi, shedding tears) Oh, Yugi, I'm so glad you're all right!

Yami Yugi: Of course I'm all right, Rebecca. What's wrong with--?

He was cut off as he found himself hugged by Téa as well.

Yami Yugi: Téa!

Téa: We thought we'd never see you again!

Yami Yugi: It's good to see you, too, Téa.

Joey: (as he ran up to the group) Yugi!

Yami Yugi: (smiles) Joey! (laughs) Joey!

Joey: (as he hugs Yami Yugi as well) Yuge! Man, did I miss this spiky, little head!

Yami Yugi: (chuckles) Hey, Joey!

Téa: (happily) The gang is back!

Tristan: (as he hugs Yami Yugi, Joey, Téa and Rebecca) Don't forget about me!

Miho Wilson: (joining the hug) Me too!

Duke: (as he hugs also) And the rest of Team Yugi!

Mai: (likewise) Oh, Yugi!

Serenity: (happily, as she gets in the hug) Group hug, guys!

Espa Roba: (likewise) Finally, I got a prediction come true!

Mako: (ditto) You said it!

Kaiba: (smirks) I knew Yugi wouldn't die.

Mokuba: (happily) Me too!

Yami Yugi: Now, like I said, what happened?

Terra: We're stranded, no thanks to Naraku.

Sanji: Yeah, and now he's heading back to the ship as we speak.

Yami Yugi: (groans) I knew he and Magneto were trouble from the start.

Then, they heard screams as a bunch of figures landed in front of the group. King K. Rool, coughing a bit of dirt, glared.

K. Rool: Thought you could...escape, did you?

Ruby Rose: Get over it. I have to tell.

Lillie: Tell what?

Bliss: And where are your friends?

Carol: If you give us time to explain!

Lilac: (angrily) Carol! Don't harass her!

They head in the pod and took off as Krystal explained.

Krystal: Well, it was about a minute after we left Sonic with Queen Boom Sha-Kal-a-Kal...

(Flashback)

Earlier, in the forest away from the village, the tourists were looking around as a tour guide spoke.

Tour guide: And here's a photo opportunity you won't want to miss: The actual jungle location for the movie, "Cartoon Treasure Planet". (walking) Better keep up!

As they left, the Seekers of Truth and the Shadow Operatives were spying as Chie spoke.

Chie: We're gonna get in trouble...plus, we'll be banned from the village if this keeps up.

She then also peeked at what they were watching: Sonic talking to Amy as the Freedom Fighters and Team Lilac looked away.

Amy: (angrily) Of all the backwater, no-class piles of sand in the universe, you had to wash up on mine!

Sonic: Amy...I just want to say I'm sorry and-

Amy: Sorry doesn't cut it where I come from! You left me standing at the altar!

Sonic: (sighs) Amy, I was on a ship headed for Zanzibar...I was in a hurry.

Amy: You're the fastest thing alive! You're always in a hurry! (sighs) My mother came all the way from France. I was wearing her white lace dress. (anger mark) And the cake was filled with lemon custard!

She turned from Sonic as he looked a bit shocked.

Sonic: Amy...fate brought us together again...(sweatdrops) Well, actually, buried treasure and pirates brought us together-

Amy: Don't you start with me about pirates! (crosses her arms) After you left me, I took up with this guy named Gozaburo.

Sally: Well, he was negotiated...in Amy's account.

Sonic: (shocked) What!? You and Gozaburo?

Amy: (sheepishly) Well, he was a pirate, I was a girl, you know. (sniffles) But...Sonic...he marooned me...ME!!!

She cried as Sonic patted her back along with Sally, Julie-Su and Bunnie.

Julie-Su: (while showing sympathy) Oh, Amy, not again!

Sonic: Aw, man, this is all my fault. What have I done to you?

He kissed her cheek as she wiped the tears off of her.

Sally: There, there, Amy...

Bunnie: Come, now, sugah. Cryin' won't help.

Amy: (crying) I know, but I... I JUST CAN'T HELP IT!

Amy then cried into Sally's shoulder as she hugged and patted her.

Sally: Ohh, ohh, oh, Amy, it's all right. Let it all out, dear. Let it all out.

Then, a single clap was heard by a smirking mutant.

Magneto: Bravo, Captain...touching reunion, Amy. This seems to be your day for renewing old...acquaintances.

Antoine: (shocked) Sacre bleu!

King Dedede: Oh, great...

Amy: Why, hello, Magnus.

Sonic: Ugh, not him, too!

Amy: (narrows) Well, if you married me, you asshole!

Sonic: What does this have to do with it?

Amy: I need commitment.

Sally: Commitment!? Oh, brother.

Then, a gun was pointed to her head as K. Rool's group gasped.

Sabo: She needs help...send for others!

Hancock: (to the walkie-talkie) All natives...the queen needs help at once!

They came as Magneto was about to pull the trigger.

Magneto: I'm not going to be patient about this, Amy Rose. Where is the treasure?

She then saw the natives, preparing to attack as she just smirked.

Amy: Ha! Like I would ever tell you anything!

The pirates with Magneto neared them as Magneto spoke.

Magneto: Like I said: I'm not a patient man. Don't play games with me, lass!

Voice: Stop now!

They then turned to the natives with their leaders as Lord D. Rool spoke.

D. Rool: Give up now, weak and tiny pirate men, or die like filthy dogs!

The gun fired at his crown club as K. Rool looked unimpressed.

K. Rool: So what if you have guns? We have plenty of guns!

D. Rool: Klump...bring forth the guns!

General Klump: Guns?! I thought Krusha had them!

Krusha: Me?! I thought YOU had them!

Wolf: (slaps his forehead) You idiots!

D. Rool: (sweatdrops) He-he...bye-bye.

D. Rool along with most of the natives and Kremlings ran as K. Rool angrily called to them.

K. Rool: Come back here, you cowards!

Ace: Don't you remember what Force Captain Lilac said?! We natives of Treasure Planet are not afraid of any--

The Loonatic leader found himself cut off when a gun was pointed at his face.

Ace: (sweatdrops, nervously) Eh, what's up, doc?

Sally: Oh, brother.

Larxene: If you can't do it, the rest of us can! We'll help them!

However, the group that stayed ended up being trapped in a magnetic force field conjured up by Magneto.

Akame: I cannot move!

Meliodas: Me either!

Ragna: We're stuck!

Magneto neared them as he continued.

Magneto: Now, where is the treasure?

Antoine: Uh...there isn't any treasure! It was a very clever ruse! Ha!

Woody: You ain't got any treasure worth goin' after! Didn't you see the empty chests earlier?

Ace: He's right about that, doc. You're all washed up.

He then noticed the crown Antoine had on along with the necklace Amy was wearing as he spoke.

Magneto: Then, where did you get the gold crown you're wearing, the one made of Spanish Doubloons? And the same for that necklace?

Antoine: (quickly takes off crown and hides it behind his back) What crown?

Amy: Uh...shopping channel?

Sally facepalmed at this before the pirates laughed as Sonic, the Freedom Fighters and Team Lilac were dragged.

Antoine: SACRE BLEU!

Amy: Noooo!

Elizabeth: (stops them) Let them go, now!

Skoodge, GIR, and Zim then noticed a board the large group was standing on. Then, they jumped on it, sending the native group up in the air.

All: Ahhhhh!!!

(End Flashback)

Lilac: And that's exactly what happened.

They entered where the pods were launched as they head in.

Speedy: Time for "Operation: Get the Ship Back".

(End of Chapter 10)

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Chapter 11: (Cyber-Naraku's Truth & Death and Hangin' Around)

A bit later, the group snuck around the ship as Lilac hushed a shivering Carol and Milla.

Lilac: Quiet, do you want them to know we're here?

Carol: (quietly) I'm not saying anything...I'm just trying to make sure that jerk who stole our ship isn't here.

Milla: (quietly) I'm keeping my eyes and ears open.

They head to the prison chambers. In the chambers, the prisoners struggled as Hotaru spoke while reaching her foot for her power stick in vain.

Hotaru: I can't reach my power stick!

Tails: Make yourself useful, Hotaru. Try and save us. Do something!!!

Ash hushed Tails as Doc smiled.

Doc: Great Scott! Ash, Neros and their friends have come to rescue us...especially Luffy.

Tails: Thank you so much!

Lilac: Hey, Tails, good to see you!

Tails: (surprised and delighted) Captain Lilac!

Lilac: Shhh! (quietly) That's FORCE Captain Lilac to you, Tails.

Marty: (smirks, to Tails, as he points at Ash) Maybe you should've had HIM as your assistant.

Tails: That's for sure. And Lilac, I thought we'd never see you and your friends again.

Carol: Ahh, it'll take more than some black hole to get rid of Team Lilac!

Lilac: And the one who tried to kill us is likely one of the pirates on this ship!

Neros: If you're right, then we definitely have a common enemy.

A bit later, Doc had finished the touches on a certain duelist as King spoke.

King: Do you think this will work, Doc?

Doc: Of course. My research indicates pirates are very superstitious.

Up above, Luffy, Usopp and Chopper nodded to each other, then ran like crazy, waking the evil pirates up.

Luffy: Guys! Run! He's back!

Usopp: He's come back to haunt us all!

Chopper: Run for your lives!

The pirates looked confused as Manto Maximo spoke.

Manto: And who is that?

The three looked behind and pretended to gasp as Luffy spoke.

Luffy: It's too late! He's here!

Howling sounds were heard as a white duelist, Yami Yugi in disguise, took out his lightsaber.

Yami Yugi: Boogie, boogie, boogie! I am the ghost of Yugi Moto and have come to haunt that which has killed me!

The evil pirates backed away in fear, then he jumped as he spoke.

Yami Yugi: Boogie!!

Evil Pirates: Ahhhh!!

They quickly head out of the windows, breaking them as they jumped onto the lake, literally. The others laughed happily as Edward spoke.

Edward: That'll teach you!

Alphonse: Yeah, don't mess with the good guys!

Goh: We got all the pirates off!

Familiar voice: Uh-uh-uh. Not all of them.

The group's eyes widened as they turned to see the Babylon Rogues (the voice coming from Jet), Cooper Gang, Venom and Discord.

Jet: Hi.

Tails: (eyes widened) AAH! AA-AA-AAH!

Yusuke [Kitagawa]: It's Venom!

Ryuji: Trash him!

Venom: Wait! We're on your side!

Ryuji: (brings out a lead pipe) Ha! Sure!

Then he charged towards Venom, but he was stopped by Sly who used his cane.

Sly: He means it! Stand down! All of you!

Jet: Yeah. Relax, Mr. Skullhead. Venom's on our side.

Ryuji: (shocked) Our side? Him?

Venom: Duh. We redeemed ourselves and have been an ally to Parker to fight Mysterio and Doc Ock.

(A/N: Reference to Spider-Man series on PlayStation.)

Spider-Man: He's right about that. Glad to see you back on the team, Eddie.

Ryuji: Oops! (as he quickly puts away his pipe) Sorry, Venom! I forgot about that one newspaper.

Venom: Ah, we're used to it.

Rainbow Dash: But you're supposed to go overboard with the other pirates!

Bentley: Nah, we're not THAT gullible.

Murray: In fact, we were planning to give Magneto the crew a double-cross of our own.

Sly: But that was before you came with the fake ghost Yugi here, and we saw it as opportunity to redeem ourselves.

Speedy: (pats Yami Yugi) Way to go, Yuge! You made an excellent ghost.

Yami Yugi: (chuckles) Thanks, Speedy.

Then, a red saber neared Lilo's neck.

Lilo: (fearfully) Uh...Yugi?

They all looked shocked as they saw Cyber-Naraku pointing the saber on her.

Cyber-Naraku: (chuckles) Don't come any closer or the brat dies!

Luffy: (angrily) How could you...how could you do this to us!?

Cyber-Naraku: (narrows) If you believe that idiot's story about there being only one captain, then you're wrong...I was Gozaburo's partner...but when the time came for me to come for the map...I killed him!

They gasped as Nami spoke.

Nami: You monster!

Kaiba: (angrily) You killed our stepfather?!

Mokuba: (likewise) He was bad to the both of us since our childhood, but still!

Yami Yugi: (glaring at Cyber-Naraku) How dare you!

Cyber-Naraku: I should've been the captain, and I should've had the treasure all to myself! But then, (points to Luffy) you and Magneto had to go "all for one and one for all" like that! It makes me sick!

Zolo: (takes out his three swords) Let her go or else!

Li: (takes out his sword) Yeah, she's my girlfriend next to Sakura [Avalon]! Let her go!

Cyber-Naraku: I think not!

Then, two sabers went near Cyber-Naraku's neck as Yami Yugi, now out of the disguise, glared angrily at him.

Yami Yugi: Killing innocent children?! That is very low!

Neros: (jumps to him) Get off of her!

He dashed and kicked the wicked cyber demon off of Lilo as she ran to Sakura [Avalon]'s arms.

Sakura [Avalon]: Lilo, are you all right?

She nodded as Neros glared and picked up the saber that Cyber-Naraku dropped.

Neros: (examines) You were using Yami Yugi's lightsaber. That's stealing. And I know stealing: I hang with Team Urameshi.

Cyber-Naraku slashed toward Neros, giving him a face scratch.

Neros: Ahhh!!

Ash: (grabs Cyber-Naraku) Leave Neros alone, you big bully!

Cyber-Naraku: (as he kicked Ash off) Get off!

Serena [Gabena]: (as she and the rest of Ash's friends ran up to him) Ash!

Cyber-Naraku: (smirks evilly) So you all want to fight me, do you? Fine, then! But be warned: This is my new form, and I am a lot more powerful than back when I was in my demon form!

Leo Corbett: (as he points at Cyber-Naraku) You're in for a big disappointment.

Discord: (smirks) I think we all know what time this is!

Ben: It's Hero Time!

Tommy: Not only that, Ben. It's Morphin' Time!

Ryu: I was hoping you'd say that! Street Fighter, ready?!

Ken, Chun-Li, Guile, Zangief, Cammy White, Rainbow Mika, Dan Hibiki, Sakura Kasugano, Karin Kanzuki, E. Honda, Dee Jay, Crimson Viper and Charlie Nash: (in unison) Ready!

Then all the Power Rangers, including the Street Fighter members, flash-morphed into their Ranger forms.

Power Rangers: Power Rangers, UNITE!!

An explosion occurred behind them.

Rainbow Dash: (excitedly) That's... so... AWESOME!!!

Natalie Blackstone: You ain't seen nothing yet!

Hannah Whitehouse: And since there are way too many of us Pretty Cures, we developed a phrase where all of us transform to our forms fast!

Hilary Marigold: Let's use it!

Natalie and Hannah: (in unison) PRETTY CURE AURORA WAVE!!!

Then all the Pretty Cures (Glitter Force and Glitter Force Doki Doki included) simultaneously transformed to their Pretty Cure forms instantly.

Pretty Cures: All together... (as they posed) ...we're Pretty Cure All Stars!

Sailor Moon: Amara, Michelle, Trishta, Hotaru, Tri-Lights, transform! Quickly!

The four nodded before they readied their power sticks.

Amara: Uranus Planet Power!

Michelle: Neptune Planet Power!

Trishta: Pluto Planet Power!

Hotaru: Saturn Planet Power!

Then the Outer Sailor Scouts transformed to their Sailor forms.

Justin: Fighter Starlight Power!

Julien: Healer Starlight Power!

Jordan: Maker Starlight Power!

Then the Tri-Lights transformed to their Sailor Starlight forms.

Sailor Starlights: Sailor Starlights! It's showtime!

Phantom Thieves: (in unison) METAVERSE BATTLEMORPH!

Then the Phantom Thieves all pressed buttons on their wristwatches, and they transformed to their Phantom Thief forms while Morgana transformed to his Metaverse form.

Phantom Thieves: (in unison) We are... the Phantom Thieves of Hearts!

Dimitri: (screeches, as he gets in a fighting stance) Let's dance!

Ryuji: (as he readies his pipe) Couldn't have said it better myself!

Cure Black: Okay, girls, let's do this!

Other Pretty Cures: (in unison) Right!

Cyber-Naraku: Prepare to meet your doom, fools!

Numbuh 1: (as Lilo, Victoria and Alyss are given 2x4 tech weapons while Numbuh 4 transformed to Yami Numbuh 4) Kids Next Door and good pirates, BATTLE STATIONS!!!

Ben pressed on the Ultimatrix and transformed into one of his alien forms, which is none other than his green Anodite form known as...

Ultralight: Ultralight!

Gwen: Now that's awesome! In fact, two can play at this game!

Then she transformed into her own Anodite form with her Anodite magic.

Lucky Girl: Lucky Girl!

Ultralight: Shall we, cousin?

Lucky Girl: Let's shall!

Kevin: (to Edward, as he touches his Auto-Mail Arm) I'll be needing this.

Edward: Go right ahead, Kevin.

Then Kevin became as metal as Kevin's auto-mail arm.

While Naruto and Luffy used their respective strong forms, Stitch went up to Angel and the group of alien experiments that are also on the adventure.

Stitch: Tookie bah wah bah! Achi-baba! Maka maka mimichi! Banaba, IKI BAH BAH!!!

Sora: (readies his Keyblade, at the same time Stitch yelled "IKI BAH BAH") ATTACK!!!

The instant Sora shouted that, all the heroes started charging towards Cyber-Naraku.

Inuyasha: (while holding his Tetsusaiga) We're the ones you really wanna fight!

Futaba: Remember, Inuyasha! Use the Tetsusaiga to break the barrier!

Inuyasha: Right!

Then after his Tetsusaiga turned red, he made a diagonal slashing motion with the sword, and some beams hit an invisible barrier that was formed around Cyber-Naraku.

Kagome: The barrier's disappearing!

Shippo: Yeah, I knew Inuyasha could do it.

Sango: Miroku, take the right.

Miroku: Consider it done.

Kohaku: There's no way I'll let you control me, Cyber-Naraku! I'll never go against Sango again!

Cyber-Naraku: Did your father ever tell you never say never?!

As he shouted that, Cyber-Naraku held out his open hand which started glowing, and Kohaku started holding his head in pain.

Sango: Kohaku!

Duke: No! He'll control him if we can't stop him!

Sailor Mars quickly held up a charm as she spoke.

Mars: I call upon the power of Mars! Fireballs charge!

Then she jumped over Cyber-Naraku while placing the charm on his forehead. The moment it happened, the charm started emitting smoke as the evil demon started screaming in excruciating pain.

Cyber-Naraku: (screams) IT BURNS!!!

As a result, Kohaku broke free from Cyber-Naraku's attempted mind control.

Kohaku: Thanks, Sailor Mars! I thought he had me!

Mars: No problem, Kohaku. I just don't want you to be corrupted again.

Kohaku: (to Cyber-Naraku) Now it's payback time! Take this!!

Then he threw his kusarigama at the demon, slashing him at the same time Sango's Hiraikotsu- which had Miroku's shakujo attached to it- hit him in the back.

Cyber-Naraku: ARGH!! (growls) Damn fools!

Tommy: Now you're finished! Let's bring 'em together, guys!

Rangers: Right!

All the Power Rangers almost instantly assembled their respective Power Blasters.

Inuyasha: Prepare to die, Cyber-Naraku! Sesshomaru, let's do it!

Sesshomaru: Right.

Then he brought out his Bakusaiga as his younger brother shouted.

Inuyasha: MEIDO ZANGETSUHA!!!

Sesshomaru: YOKI WAVE!!!

The two demon brothers launched their attacks with their respective swords while Kagome aimed her Sacred Arrow along with Kikyo.

Kagome: It's over, Naraku!

Kikyo: This time, you won't return!

Power Rangers: FIRE!!!

Then at the same time Kagome and Kikyo launched their arrows, the Power Rangers shot their final attacks from their respective blasters while the Sailor Scouts and the Pretty Cures used their signature final attacks as well.

Luffy: GUM-GUM KONG GUN!!!

Naruto: RASENGAN!!!

Sasuke: CHIDORI!!!

Pokémon Trainers: ATTACK!!!

All the Pokémon Trainers' Pokémon companions launched their powerful attacks while the Mane Six used Rainbow Power to launch a beam of rainbow magic. Finally, at the same time the Kids Next Door fired their weapons, the Powerpuff Girls launched their attacks. All the attacks flying towards Cyber-Naraku combined while becoming a giant blast.

Yami Numbuh 4: This will see to it that you won't escape! Activate trap card! Nightmare's Chains!

Cyber-Naraku then found himself grabbed by and tied in red chains before being held to a medieval-looking cross in midair.

Cyber-Naraku: No mere chains can hold Cyber-Naraku!

Ultralight: Maybe not, but our powers can keep hold of you!

Ultralight and Lucky Girl: Appendaga Regoria!

Then Cyber-Naraku was glowing blue as he found himself paralyzed, helpless to the Nightmare's Chains while the giant blast headed towards him. The evil demon watched in horror at what was about to happen to him.

Cyber-Naraku: (fearfully) No! This can't be happening to me!!!

The blast then collided with the demon on the cross while sending him towards the sky.

Cyber-Naraku: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

As he screamed, Cyber-Naraku disintegrated into nothingness before the blast exploded into the sky.

Glitter Spring: Guys? We did it?

Glitter Peace: Did we do it?

Glitter Sunny: I think we did it.

Glitter Lucky: (smiles happily) Oh, we did it!

Sky Tate: (grins) Yes! He's gone!

Jack Landors: WE WOOON!!!

The heroes cheered at this, except for the following who only smirked confidently: Kaiba and Sesshomaru.

Doggie Cruger: (pumping his fists) YES!!!

Zenowing shook Cruger's hand as he spoke.

Zenowing: Congratulations, Doggie Cruger!

Cruger: Congratulations, Zenowing!

Sora: Congratulations to all of us!

Inuyasha: Now Naraku will never torture us again!

Sanji: So, what now, guys?

Nami: Neros? Ash? Sora? Lilac? Uh, Luffy?

Neros: Hmmm...check the air boards leftover?

Speedy: On it!

He looked at the extra air boards that were left behind.

Speedy: All full!

Ash: Wow, now, uh...weigh...anchor?

Yami Yugi: Weigh anchor!

Kids: We're on it!

They head to the place where the space anchor was as Luffy spoke next.

Luffy: (smiles) Now, let's set our destination!

Yami Yugi: Right!

Lilac: Set the sails!

Yami Yugi: Set the sails!

Lilac: (grins) Man, I missed giving commands on this ship!

Joey: Ya never lost your touch, Lilac!

Lilac: Thanks, Mr. Wheeler!

Neros: And Tails?

Tails: Now wait a sec, Neros, I-

Neros: (winks) You take the helm!

He smiled as the others prepared the R.L.S. Legacy.

Tails: Come on, Sailor Saturn. Let's take the helm.

Saturn: Aye-aye, Tails!

Donald: (as he pushed on the wheel for the anchor) Hurry, Edward!

Edward: (likewise) I'm going as fast as I can!

Alphonse: (likewise) Me too!

Winry: Come on, hurry up!

Lilac: Carol, Milla, help Donald and the Elric Brothers!

Carol and Milla: (in unison, as they started helping Ed and Al) Aye-aye, Captain!

Lilac: (excitedly) I always wanted to do this! (calling out) Full speed ahead!

Yami Yugi: Take her away, Doc!

Doc: Aye-aye, Yugi!

Marty: (smirks confidently) Let's do this!

Sora: Peppy Hare, set the navigational system coordinates to the island on the planet! Heading 2-1-0-0!

Peppy: Aye-aye, Sora! (as he starts working on the controls) 2-1-0-0!

Lilac: Star Fox, Star Wolf, when we get to the island, you know what to do!

Fox McCloud: Roger, Captain!

Wolf: Once we saved our queen and Sonic, beat Magneto and his crew, we'll finally leave the planet with the treasure.

Fox: Right, Wolf. We waited years for this.

Falco Lombardi: (smirks confidently) Aww, yeah. This is gonna be epic.

Krystal: Oh, I hope we're not too late.

Ultralight: Ready for another fight, Gwen?

Lucky Girl: A fight against pirates? Ben, I'm as ready as I'll ever be!

Ultralight: Good, cause I am, too!

Up near the cliff, Sonic, Knuckles, Sally, Julie-Su, Antoine, Bunnie, Rotor, Barsik the Cat and Mina Mongoose were all hung upside down as Amy looked worried.

Amy: No...(to Magneto) Please, don't hurt my friends! Especially Sonic!

Barsik: Don't tell him anything!

Sonic: Please, we beg you!

Mina [Mongoose]: Yeah, he'll only kill you, too!

Magneto: (nearing the ropes) Now...for the last time...where the hell is that treasure?

She gasped as Magneto took out his sword and was about to cut the ropes.

Amy: (panics) Stop, please! Don't do it! (sighs) I'll tell you...the treasure's at my place and King K. Rool's...North trail, split-level huts, one with the ancient lawn furniture, and the other with spiked furniture. You can't miss it.

Magneto: (nears Amy) Excellent, Amy.

Amy: Now free them at once!

He kissed her, forcing Amy to spit in disgust as the evil pirates laughed. Except for a few, of course- Team Urameshi and Paul, who unknown to anyone except the former, put a hand to his head in pain.

Paul: (groans) My head... What happened? What... What have I... (gasps in horror) No! Lilo! What have I done?!

Yusuke: Hey, Paul, you all right?

Kuwabara: Yeah, you look as if you're stressed.

Kurama: (gasps) Wait a minute! I can't sense Cyber-Naraku anymore!

Hiei: Neither can I.

Yusuke: (eyes widened) Oh, my God. I can't sense him either!

Kuwabara: But what does it mean?

Carrie White: (smiles) It means he's dead! His mind control over Paul is broken!

Yusuke: (grins, as he pumps his fist) Yes! I was hoping it would happen! (softly) Now all we need to do is get that treasure and we're outta here!

Paul: Treasure? (realizes) Oh! Treasure!

Kurama: It's best we keep this plan to ourselves. We can't turn on Magneto... yet.

Yusuke: Right.

Later, Amy, too, was tied upside down as she spoke.

Amy: You know, I'm beginning to see a pattern in the men I date.

Rotor: About time.

Knuckles: On the bright side, the past is behind us.

Julie-Su: (looks down) And the future below us.

Amy: Yeah...

Sonic: It's okay, Amy. We're together again.

Amy: (teary) Yeah...despite it all...we have each other.

Sonic: Aw, don't cry for me, Amy Rose.

Amy and Freedom Fighters: Huh?

As the ropes slowly were burning on the candle, Sonic began to sing.

Sonic: (singing) Was I dumb or was I blind,

Or did my heart just lose its mind?

Why'd I go and throw a perfect dream away?

Amy sighed as she joined the singing.

Amy: (singing) Looking back, I'll never know,

How I ever let you go.

But destiny could see we deserved to have another day

The ropes continued to burn as Knuckles, Julie-Su and the Freedom Fighters watched while they smiled.

Both: (singing) Love led us here,

Right back to where we belong.

We followed the star and here we are

Now heaven seems so near!

Love led us here.

Knuckles turned to Julie-Su as he sang.

Knuckles: (singing) I confess, it's sad but true

I lost myself when I lost you

But I held your memory through each lonely night

Julie-Su: (singing) Oh, let's forget what's gone before

Now we both know so much more

And we've been given another chance to make it work out right

As the singing continued, Magneto with his crew were heading to the caves.

Antoine: (singing) Now I know that life can take you by surprise,

And sweep you off your feet.

Bunnie: (singing) Did this happen to us,

Both: (singing) Or are we just dreaming?

The pirates smiled as they cheered and threw the gold over their heads.

Sonic, Amy, Knuckles, Julie-Su, Antoine and Bunnie: (singing) Love led us here,

Right back to where we belong.

We followed the star and here we are

Now heaven seems so near!

Love led us here.

Back with Sonic's group, the ropes continued burning as Sonic and Amy, Knuckles and Amy, and Antoine and Bunnie smiled to each other.

Sonic, Knuckles and Antoine: (singing) So take my hand,

Amy, Julie-Su and Bunnie: (singing) And have no fear.

The six held hands, smiling as they finished the song together.

Six: (singing) We'll be alright. Love led us here.

Then, the rope broke as Amy began to fall.

Amy: Ahhh!!

Knuckles, Julie-Su, Freedom Fighters: Amy!

Antoine: Sacre bleu!

Quickly, Sonic grabbed Amy by her feet, saving her in time. She screamed for a bit before she stopped and looked up as she smiled lovingly.

Amy: Oh, Sonic, you saved me!

Of course, Sonic was beginning to have some strain as his eyes began to bug out.

Sonic: (as he strained) Yeah, but who will save us?

(End of Chapter 11)

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Chapter 12: (Rescue and Paul's Choice)

Back with the evil pirates, the pirates came out of the forest with their loot.

Magneto: Come men, it's back to our ship now!

Zim: The treasure's ours now!

Skoodge: Come on, let's get on the ship!

They head to where the R.L.S. Legacy was, but then GIR spoke.

GIR: Boss, look! The R.L.S. Legacy!

Magneto: What in the world are they doing?

Tracer: (notices) There's no one on board!

They all gasped as it was heading to them.

GIR: It's coming straight for us! (gasps) It's the ghost of Gozaburo!

Skoodge: He's going to kill us!

BlackWereGarurumon: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

They all ran and screamed as Magneto, Paul and Kuina looked furiously at them.

Magneto: Come back here, you cowards!

Yusuke: (smiles a little) Neros...

Magneto: (angrily) Ash...

Kuina: (likewise) Zolo...

Up on the ship, as they neared the cliff, Diane spotted a few familiar figures.

Diane: It's Boom Sha-Kal-a-Kal with the Freedom Fighters, Sonic, Knuckles and Julie-Su!

Morganite: You know we can call her Amy Rose out of our village, don't you?

(A/N: I'm calling Akame ga Kill!'s "Mine" Morganite, because "Mine" just doesn't make sense.)

K. Rool: Fox Boy, take us to the cliffs! Quickly!

Tails: (salutes) Aye-aye, your Kremling-ness.

Doc: Marty, I think we're going to need a net!

Marty: Right, Doc!

The net was brought out as they prepared. All while the pirates below were forced back by Kuina, Paul and Magneto.

Magneto: Get back here! I'm not losing that treasure now!

With the ones being held were struggling as the rope Sonic was on was breaking.

Doc: Steady...steady...

Marty: Careful!

Amy: Goodbye, Sonic.

Goh: (shouting) Don't worry!

Lilac: We'll catch you!

Doc: Oh, ho, ho! Yes!

Then, the rope broke as the ten fell.

Ten: Ahhh!!

Buster, Babs, Plucky and Hamton: (in unison) We gotcha! We gotcha! We gotcha!

Unfortunately, they fell to the front of the ship.

Yami Yugi: No!

Speedy: They missed!

Buster, Babs, Plucky and Hamton: (in unison) We don't gotcha.

Familiar voice: But we do!

Buster, Babs, Plucky and Hamton: (confused) Who?

Familiar voices: Us! (laughs)

Speedy: (looks down) Hey, what's going on down there?

They all looked as they saw Marik and Bakura holding the ten.

Marik: Bakura, you sly fox! We're heroes! We saved the queen, captain, and Freedom Fighters!

Bakura: Well, it's too late to save the movie fanmake.

Marik: Oh, no, it's not! There's so much time and so little to do! (realizes) Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it.

Bakura: Eh? (realizes) Oh! Right!

Tristan: (smiles) Hey! It's Marik and Bakura!

Serenity: I forgot! They're part of the crew, too!

Marik: (to the others) You up there! Steer us to the forest! We'll be aiding you in your fight against Magneto!

Yami Yugi: Ahh! (chuckles) Well, come aboard, old friends! Ha ha!

Neros: (smiles) Hey, Sonic!

Ash: Welcome aboard Captain Sonic, Knuckles and Freedom Fighters!

Yami Yugi: And welcome to your old friends.

Donald: (shocked) Wak!

Edward: (likewise) Gah!

Donald, Edward and Alphonse: (in unison, as they pointed to the island) Look out!

Serena [Tsukino]: (shocked) Gah! (points to the forest) Trees!

Numbuh 1: Uh oh!

With the pirates, Kuina, Team Urameshi, Paul and Magneto were trying to bring their men back.

Carrie White: It can't be...

With Tails, he was struggling with the wheel.

Tails: I'm trying...to get out of the-

Tails tried steering, but it was too late as the ship crashed to the forest, where Marik, Bakura, Sonic, Amy, Knuckles, Julie-Su and the Freedom Fighters were sent flying and landed on the island. The twelve got up as they looked at the ship.

Rotor: Remind me never to talk me into being stranded on a planet.

Bakura: (groans) The... pain…

Marik: Glad to be off of the ship at last, so that we'll ride it with the passengers later on.

Bakura: Yeah.

Marik: (rubs his back) Oooh, rough landing.

Back on the ship, near the exit, Yami Yugi, holding onto the ropes, looked at the others.

Yami Yugi: K. Rool, go to your natives! Neros, Ash, Sora, and Luffy, take care of the ship! (looks at Sonic) I'll take care of the captain!

Lilac: I'm with you, Yugi! He must have his sword!

Yami Yugi: Right! Follow me, Captain Lilac!

Lilac nods as the duelist swung from the rope that was attached to the ship before she followed while Neros and the others split up.

Neros: Come on, we have pirates...I mean, evil pirates to fight!

Luffy: (smiles) Yeah!!

Numbuh 1: Kids Next Door, ATTACK!!

K. Rool, Winnie, Hancock, Sabo, Shaluna, Elizabeth and Hawk headed to the forest as spoke on the radio.

Elizabeth: Kremlings, natives, Star Warriors, island warriors, we're in grave danger! We need assistance!

Yu started clashing blades with a Jukido ninja while his Persona is unleashed.

Yu: Take this, Jukido scum!

With the King of Games, he saw Sonic, Amy, the Freedom Fighters, Marik, and Bakura in trouble as Blackhawk tried spearing them. Yami Yugi, activating two lightsabers, quickly fought Seifer with them.

Seifer: This time, you WILL die, porcupine head!

Yami Yugi: Not this time, Seifer!

He then knocked him out with a headbutt before holding one of the two lightsabers.

Yami Yugi: Captain!

Sonic: (dodging Blackhawk) Yugi!

Yami Yugi: (tosses the saber) Here, catch!

The captain caught it, slicing the spear while Amy whacked Blackhawk in the chest with her Piko Piko Hammer.

Blackhawk: Oooh...(holds his groin) Not good.

He fell on the floor as Sonic got in a fighting stance.

Sonic: Okay, no more Mr. Nice Guy.

Amy: And no more Miss Nice Girl.

The two headed to Rai, who was holding a piece of gold.

Amy: No one maroons me or the Freedom Fighters and gets away with it!

She kicked the pirate on the chest, then turned to Bandit Keith, who was bashed on the head by her, then knocked down by Sonic's spindash attack. With Skoodge, he was about to pull his gun on Tamayo Kizaki.

Tamayo: Hey! Leave me alone!

Skoodge: Don't worry...it won't hurt a bit.

Voice: Neither will this! Pink Sugar, Heart Attack!

Then, little hearts hit Skoodge as Tamayo got up and looked shocked as she saw Sailor Mini Moon.

Tamayo: Thanks, kid.

Mini Moon: Don't mention it.

With Ash and his friends, they were nearing the edge of the cliff as Ash began to slip while the treasure Paul was holding was about to fall. He quickly grabbed onto the ledge as he shouted.

Ash: Someone help! Paul! Yusuke! Kuwabara! Kurama! Hiei! Anybody!

With Paul, he looked at the treasure about to fall off, then just as he grabbed it, Paul heard Ash's voice and turned to where he was hanging.

Ash: Help!!

He looked at the treasure, then at Ash as he had a flashback of when he changed his ways after losing to him in the Sinnoh League. After that, Paul sighed as he was about to release the treasure.

Paul: Oh, blast me for a fool!

Familiar voice: Paul!

Just when Paul is about to let go, a familiar lookalike of Neros came in and grabbed the treasure.

Paul: Yusuke!

Yusuke: Don't worry, Paul! I'll save the treasure! You save your friends!

Paul: (nods) Right! (gets on Torterra) Torterra, get me to Ash fast! (to the rest of his Pokémon) The rest of you guys, follow me!

All his Pokémon made their respective calls with nods as they all ran towards where Ash was about to fall.

Ash: Ahhhh!!

Then, a Gliscor came as Ash opened his eyes and smiled as he saw Paul.

Paul: You didn't think I would forget, did you?

Ash: Paul! But I thought...

Paul: Look, I'm sorry for being a jerk to everyone, and almost killing a little girl. Cyber-Naraku made me do it.

Ash: Cyber-Naraku?

Paul: Yes. I couldn't bear it any longer. He was controlling me like he used to control Kohaku. You gotta believe me.

Ash: Paul... you were controlled by Cyber-Naraku?

Paul: Yes, I was. I tried to fight his control, but I couldn't. Last night, when I saw that explosive blast in the sky while hearing his bloodcurdling scream, I knew he was destroyed, thanks to you guys. I had a big headache from this, but I recovered afterwards. Of course, I was still with Magneto, so I decided to go along with the evil pirates... until now, when you were in trouble and I had to rescue you. It's either the treasure, or you, and I chose you.

Ash: (smiles) Thanks, Paul...but what about the others? They're about to go over the cliff.

Paul: (looks behind) Don't worry about them. Team Urameshi has it covered.

Just as Ash's friends were near the edge, Carrie shouted as she flew towards them.

Carrie: Hold on!

Then she used her telekinesis to send them flying over the evil pirates to safety.

Byakko: What the?!

Carrie: Now take this!

Then, she shoved the evil pirates through the cliff with her powers, letting them fall on top of the pirates that were below, fighting Sailor Mercury, Mars, Jupiter, and Venus.

Mercury: Pirates in the sky?

Venus: Very weird.

Mars: (looks up and smiles) We have Team Urameshi to thank.

Jupiter: (shouting) Thanks, you guys!

Carrie: No problem!

With Sonic and Yami Yugi, the two continued fighting as Sonic chatted with him a little.

Sonic: Good to see you alive, Yugi.

Yami Yugi: Thank you, Captain.

Lilac: Sonic!

Lilac zipped up to the two as she joined the fighting.

Sonic: Glad you're on our side, Force Captain Lilac.

Lilac: Hey, it's been a long time since I was captain of the R.L.S. Legacy, back when we were partners.

With the following: Tails, Saturn, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Mickey, Minnie, Daisy, Kairi, Riku, Felicia, Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura [Haruno], Lilo, Stitch, Angel, Sakura [Avalon], Li, the Kids Next Door, the Powerpuff Girls, the Samurai Pizza Cats, the Mane Six, the Cutie Mark Crusaders, the Power Rangers, the Mew Mews, the Phantom Thieves of Hearts, the Marvel Super Heroes, Kero, Meilin, Madison, the Suzuhara family, the Bakugan Battle Brawlers, the WMAC Masters, Inuyasha and the gang, the Yu-Gi-Oh! GX gang, the Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's gang, and the Shinzo gang, they also swung onto the ropes as Ash and Luffy's crew led them to the fight. As he stood near the Power Rangers, Ultralight pressed the Ultimatrix symbol on him and he transformed into his Kryptonian alien form, Ultra Ben.

Ultra Ben: (points to Tommy) You on the left! (points to Devon Daniels the Red Beast Morphers Ranger) You on the right! Take command and attack those buccaneers!

Power Rangers: Right!

Magneto: Insolent Power Rangers! Arise, my Magna-Sentinels, and destroy them!

Then an army of human-sized Sentinels whose color scheme are the same as Magneto's- known as Magna-Sentinels- appeared from the ship and charged towards the Rangers and other heroes.

Troy Burrows the Megaforce Red Ranger: Time to make another legend, guys!

Captain America: (raises his shield) Avengers, assemble!

With that, as the Avengers: United They Stand theme played in the background, the Rangers and the Marvel Super Heroes all charged towards the army of Magna-Sentinels with battle cries, easily destroying them in countless ways with all their might. At one point, Kuban Stroud the Animal Brigade Silver Eagle Ranger was seen fighting alongside Troy till he was back-to-back with him.

Troy: (to Stroud) Hello, old friend!

Stroud: It feels great to be back, with the Power Rangers!

Patrick Landers the Red Falcon Ranger: You bet, old friend!

Sky had his back to his father, Landon Tate's, the S.P.D. Time Force Red Ranger.

Sky: Watch your back, pop.

Landon: Ha! Watch your own!

Ultra Ben: Let's get 'em, guys!

Numbuh 1: Kids Next Door and allies, BATTLE STATIONS!!

Then, they fought the evil pirates as Luffy punched them with his rubber power.

Luffy: Gum-Gum Pistol!!

With GIR and Sam Ichijouji, the two taunted Neros as he dodged.

Sam: Come on!

GIR: Yeah!

The fighter and Digimon Emperor's lightsabers collided as GIR accidentally hit Sam.

Sam: Watch it, you dumb droid!

GIR: Sorry!

With Donald and the Samurai Pizza Cats, they were fighting a purple-skinned man with a black mustache wearing a black uniform and a red beret. He was Le Poodle, one of Teamo Supremo's foes.

Le Poodle: En Garde, monsieurs and madame!

Guido: So, one of Teamo Supremo's enemies, the Mexican-hating fiend.

Polly: We've been waiting a long time for this.

Speedy: Let's get him, guys!

Donald: Yeah!

The four together did a stance as Donald spoke.

Donald: Mi casa es su casa.

Le Poodle: (angrily) Spanish talk! That makes me mad! I'll make cheese out of you! (points his saber) Come on!

Polly: (yells in Spanish, as she brings out two shurikens) Hi-yee, De Soto! Hi-ya!

She got Le Poodle pinned to the ship with the shurikens.

Donald: (as he and the Samurai Pizza Cats tossed more shurikens) ¡¡Cucaracha!!

The French villain was held to more shurikens, helpless to move from them. Donald laughed in victory at this.

Daisy: (as she hugs Donald) All right, Donald!

She kissed him on the cheek, making him blush. All while the X-Men fought against the Brotherhood and some of the other evil pirates as the X-Men theme music played. Rogue picked up Byakko as she flew.

Rogue: This'll teach you to keep your paws off our friends!

She stopped in midair, spun him around and tossed him into Carnage.

Carnage: (grunts) Arrgh! Get off, you stupid tiger!

Gambit walked up towards the two and held up a charging card as he spoke.

Gambit: The name is Gambit! Remember it!

He tossed the card towards Byakko and Carnage, sending them flying after it exploded. As it happened, more of the X-Men fought some of the evil pirates. Storm [X-Men] flew up and emitted lightning as she shouted.

Storm [X-Men]: Lightning, deliver this place from darkness!

Then she zapped her evil doppelganger, Shocker, knocking him out. Wolverine stood up and readied his claws.

Wolverine: Payback time.

He charged towards Seifer and knocked him down as he spoke.

Wolverine: You owe Vivi an apology, bub.

Vivi: (as he went up to Seifer) Yeah, for calling me a queer!

Then he punched him in the nose. With Neros, he and Sam were still fighting.

Magneto: Come on, Sam, he's just a kid!

Ken Ichijouji: Get him, Neros! Teach that bastard I once called brother a lesson!

Neros kicked Sam in the groin, making him fall on the floor as GIR panicked.

GIR: Ahhh! (backs away) Okay, okay, okay! Okay, I give! Uncle! Uh, I'm dead! (falls down)

Neros sighed, heading over to help the others fight while Lord D. Rool, now with their weapons, head to their leaders with the children.

K. Rool: What took you guys so long?

D. Rool: Krusha had to make a pit stop.

Krusha: I thought it was candy!

Tatsumi: Ewww!

Morganite: Those were laxatives, stupid!

Akame: Never mind that! Attack!!

The group then began fighting and firing at the pirates while Zolo stood face-to-face with Kuina.

Zolo: (narrows eyes) Never thought we'd meet again in battle, Kuina.

Kuina: (narrows eyes) Zolo. So, after all these years, you're still aiming to be the greatest swordsman. You know you will never surpass me. You should've realized it after I beat you, 2001 times.

Zolo: Then it looks to me that not only will I have to beat you to snap you back into reality, but also to end my losing streak against you. I'll do all that even if it costs me my life.

Kuina: (as she readies her sword) Then prepare yourself, Roronoa Zolo.

Zolo: (readies his three swords) Gladly.

The two then clashed each other's blades. They fought for almost three minutes without a single scratch, and then they charged towards each other with their respective swords.

Zolo and Kuina: Ahhhh!!

Then after they slashed at each other, there was an intense moment of silence, but afterwards, Zolo got on his knees and grunted in pain as he started bleeding severely.

Kuina: (smirks coldly) And that makes it my 2002nd victory over you. Even after all these years, I still got it. And you don't.

Superstar: Don't give up!

Tracer: (as he hits Superstar, knocking him down) Shut up!

In retaliation, he was attacked by Star Warrior. Kuina walked up to the wounded Zolo as she spoke.

Kuina: It's been a blast clashing with you again, Zolo, but I'm afraid good things must come to an end. And that includes your desire to beat me, and your dream of being the greatest swordsman in the world. (smirks evilly) Now, it's time to say goodbye... Zolo.

Then she raised her sword and gets ready to kill the helpless and wounded swordsman.

(End of Chapter 12)