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Dream gets a phone

Summary:

So...Dream gets a phone.

Chapter 4: Our favourite dream husbands get even more chaotic, this time via sexting. It goes something like this:

Corinthian: *is a little shit, wants to give Dream a nosebleed while he's working* good morning sir!

Dream: *now what is this nightmare up to? Let me do him one better* hello daddy

Corinthian: *this has backfired on me*

Notes:

This will be a nice and easy little side project for me to decompress while I work on my more serious Dream/Corinthian series :) please enjoy!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Dream starts off kinda bad

Chapter Text

Monday:

I morpheus dream of the endless wish to speak with the Corinthian

Oh great you made it 

Corinthian 

Yes? 

Can you hear me 

…No Dream it doesn't work like that

The phone doesn't make me hear you I can see what you're saying though

I hear your voice in my head still but that's not the phone that's you  

How did you do that

Do what? 

How did you manage to capitalize the d in my name dream 

Oh use the little upward arrow on the left side of the keyboard

There is no arrow 

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We have the same phone just follow the picture 

I Morpheus Dream of the Endless wish to speak to the Corinthian 

Very good 

What about punctuation

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?!@/£(

>) 

Is your head feeling better now?

You can't just use the phone

You need to stop thinking your thoughts at me AND use the phone 

What about now?

Still there but it's a little better thanks for trying out the phone Dream

I am not used to taking such a long time to communicate with you, Corinthian. When will you be back?

Jeez I'm working rn normal time I guess 

Alright, alright! Stop think-talking at me I know you're used to it gives me a headache please use the phone that's why you have it 

7 o'clock

Busy today 

What about dinner?   

Wait till I'm back

I'd like to finish the Lord of the Rings, the Fellowship of the Ring, the movie.

I found the black rectangular object.

Is it the little pad with the triangle?

Don't you dare unpause without me

Hello?

There was a sorrowful event. Gandalf the sage has fallen into the depths of Moria. He was taken by the balrog. 

Stop!!!!!!!! STOP!!!!!!!!!

IM COMING NOWWWWWWWW

*

Tuesday 

I, Morpheus, Dream of the Endless wish to speak to the Corinthian.

I, Morpheus, Dream of the Endless wish to speak to the Corinthian at once. 

Dream I'm not constantly on my phone you need to give me awhile to reply 

There is a cat on our doorstep. Is it ours?

No of course not why would it be ours we'd know if it was -.- check if it has a tag or something 

I did not wish to assume too much about your past decades in the human world.

It has no tag.

Probs a stray just leave it there I'll look at it later 

Btw grocery run want anything 

I do not understand you, Corinthian. Are you well?

I'm going to go to the grocery store

Do you want anything from there?

Oh, the grocery store, I see. Of course. I'd like some coffee.

Not the same place but okay 

*

Wednesday 

I, Morpheus, Dream of the Endless wish to speak to the Corinthian.

You don't have to start like this every time 

You can just start 

Like how you think at me, just type what you would think at me 

Try that next time pls jeez 

I do not understand that. Are you well?

Wait for me.

*

Thursday

CORINTHIAN 

whoa. What's with the all caps 

I DO NOT WISH FOR ALL THE LETTERS TO BE CAPITALISED 

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Press twice 

Thank you.

Are you going to the grocery store today?

I would like some of those salt covered snacks you bought the last time. 

Oh you mean chips? Yeah sure. 

Thank you.

What time will you be back?

Brb customers 

I'm not understanding you again, Corinthian.

WAIT STAY THERE DON'T TURN UP IM PERFECTLY FINE

I am still here. I remember what you said from the last time. That you would talk to me with your thoughts if you were truly in trouble.

OK GOOD

*

Friday

Dream hello u there 

Yes, Corinthian.

Oh uh just checking you usually text by now 

I did not wish to disturb your work. 

Uh it's fine fridays are usually a little slow. 

In that case, I do not feel entirely myself. 

Uh

What did you do?

Nothing much. All I did today was to trim the rose bushes and eat the chips.

Uh you are all the chips

*ate 

Yes. 

Oh that's why um try drinking some water it's in the fridge 

I am an Endless, Corinthian. I do not need water.

Aite lol suit yourself 

Howya feelin now 

I drank the water. It was a good suggestion. You have impressed me with your knowledge of the Waking World, Corinthian.

Uh you drank all the water?

I am feeling stranger than ever.