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“Ugh! Whose idea of a good Valentine’s Day is having sex in a cramped shower with… With Zeb, of all people?”
Sabine snorted.
“Ez, I think if someone is ok with having shower sex in our bathroom, Zeb is probably the perfect guy for them.”
Ezra groaned, thunking his head on the table.
“What's this guy’s name again?”
Ezra groaned again.
“Please don’t make me think about it. I can still hear them.”
Sabine rolled her eyes.
“C’mon, you big baby. Just tell me his name and I’ll leave you alone.”
Ezra shifted, peering up at her.
“You promise?”
Sabine laughed.
“Sure, Ez.”
Ezra shuddered in disgust. Zeb’s grunts mixed with the other man-Sasha-’s breathy cries echoed in his mind.
“His name is Sasha.”
Sabine hummed thoughtfully.
“Sasha? That’s a weird name for a guy… I wonder if he’s Russian. It sounds Russian. Did he sound Russian?”
Ezra sat up and pouted at her.
“You said you’d leave it alone, Bine!”
She laughed.
“I lied!”
Ezra groaned again, his pout growing.
“I’m telling Hera!”
“Telling Hera what? Shouldn’t you two be asleep?”
Ezra and Sabine whipped around to see Hera, glowering in the doorway to the kitchen, and Kanan, standing behind her with a concerned frown on his face.
“Would anyone like to tell me why the two high schoolers with a big test tomorrow are awake at three in the morning on a school night?”
Ezra gulped. Sabine winced.
“Zeb…”
Ezra squeaked as Sabine stomped on his foot.
“Ixnay on the Zeb-ay.”
Sabine hissed at him as Hera fully stepped into the kitchen, Kanan trailing her.
“Zeb?”
Ezra nodded.
“Zeb!”
A muffled curse was followed by a thump and a long groan from Zeb, the kitchen’s ceiling doubling as the man’s bedroom floor.
“Uh… yeah?”
Hera narrowed her eyes at the muffled shuffling.
“Can you come down here, please? It won’t take long.”
Zeb cursed again.
“Y-yeah. Just gimme a sec.”
She turned back to Ezra and Sabine.
“Does he have someone up there with him?”
It was Sabine’s turn to nod.
Hera closed her eyes and took a deep breath.
“And bring your guest too, Zeb!”
The silence was deafening.