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1. A Big (Small) Problem by Cornbro

   Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   14 Dec 2022

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   • Mobei-jun/Shang Qinghua
   • Shang Qinghua
   • Mobei-jun
   • Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu
   • Luo Binghe
   • Liu Qingge
   • Sha Hualing
   • Liu Mingyan
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Alternate Universe - College/University
   • Mbj suffers from BDE
   • Sqh does not
   • Measurements in meters because I’m european and feet are outdated anyways
   • Porn With Plot
   • Getting Together
   • Anal Sex
   • Unprotected Sex
   • don't be like them
   • stay safe
   • Size Kink
   • Degradation (mild)
   • Mild Sexual Harassment Scene
   • Top Mobei-jun
   • Bottom Shang Qinghua
   • background mingling
   • Background Bingliushen
   • cumplane friendship
   • Drinking Games
   • Crack
   • fic with art
   • Attempt at Humor

   Summary

   Out of pure desperation Shang Qinghua turned to Mobei Jun with pleading eyes.
   “Mobei-Jun… My King”, Shang Qinghua said while bowing down dramatically. He managed to squeeze out a single fat tear who rolled down his reddened chin, actively ignoring Shen Yuan’s judgemental scoff. Mobei Jun just looked at him with an unreadable expression. “My lord, please tell me you have a smaller penis than me! Please!” Shang Qinghua wailed while grasping his, frankly quite distractingly muscular, bicep. “My pride won’t survive losing!”

   Mobei Jun’s stare only managed to make Shang Qinghua feel even more undignified. For a second, however, he could swear he saw a slight twitch in the corner of Mobei Jun’s mouth before he flatly answered:
   “Sure, I can have the smallest dick. I will drink.”

   Or: Mobei Jun has big dick energy and Shang Qinghua is thirsty.

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