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Tiny Bad Omen Of Happiness by FailWolf (KateaWolf13) for yogibogeybox (Green)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
20 Dec 2022
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Summary
“Watch it, freezer boy,” a much smaller Stiles said, “I’m already really pissed off and if you get blood on my only clothes that fit, I will remove every single hair from your body one by one.”
Across the clearing, the more familiar voice of Stiles echoed the sentiment, “ZombieWolf, I will sprinkle wolfsbane in every single one of your stupid beauty products, and yes I know exactly where you live and how to get in.”
“Good!” mini-Stiles yelled, “at least this fucking spell got one thing right.”
Stiles stopped glaring at Peter in order to glare at himself.
“Say one thing and I will turn your hair into a mood ring.”
Stiles held up his hands in surrender, “I wasn’t going to say a single thing about the whole nine-year-old me being in the forest. That would of course be ridiculous. This is normal, nothing to comment on. Though, Peter, if I may ask, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?”
“Ugh,” mini-Stiles groaned, “I know we love him —”