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Walter was peacefully existing. He was enjoying breathing air when suddenly he got a notification on his phone.
"Huh? I wonder who that might be" Walter asked himself as he pulled out his phone.
Mr.White looked at the message sent to him. It was from Gus. Walter opened it and it was actually a video. When a former chemistry teacher saw the video, his face immediately went a frown.
A video showed Gus, or to be exact, Buff Gus twerking with the middle text "I bet you can't twerk like me, Walter". During that short video, Mr.Fring proceeded to twerk to an epic Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 main theme.
It would be a misunderstatement to say that Walter was shocked by this.
"W-what?" Shocked Walter asked himself. "He thinks I can't twerk? I'll show him!"
Heisenberg immediately rushed out. He saw Skyler in the kitchen.
"Skyler!" screamed Walter bringing her attention. "I need your help in order to show Buff Gus that I can twerk to an epic Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 main theme!"
"No," replied Skyler.
"W-what?"
"I said no. I find Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 main theme cringe and especially twerking to it."
Walter's jaw fell to the floor. "H-how dare you?" he asked as he slowly approached her. "Do you have any idea what you're saying? You are going to Russia!" screamed enraged Heisenberg as he picked Skyler and threw her away to the worst place in existence, where she will meet fate much, much worse than death.
"Screw her! I don't need this bitch!" said Mr.White as he rushed to his room.
There he prepared an epic Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 main theme and went to the position. He started to twerk. Well, tried. Walter tried to do it better and continued to practice. While practicing, the door was opened with someone entering in.
"Yo, Mr.White. Gus hacked my Roblox accou-" was about to say Jesse with tears rolling down his face, but he stopped when he saw what was Walter doing. "M-Mr.White. What the fuck are you doing, bitch?" said junkie as he wiped out his tears.
"Woah, Jesse?" asked shocked Walter who didn't expect his partner. "Jesse, listen to me, it's not what it looks like!"
"Mr.White, I literally saw you twerking, bitch."
"Jesse! I was only twerking because Gus sent me this!" said Walter as he showed Jesse the video. "And now, I want to show him that he never should underestimate me!"
Jesse was shocked by such information. "Yo, Mr.White. You think we can uhh... partner up in this?"
"What do you mean Jesse?"
"As I was about to say, Gus hacked my Roblox account and now I am very sad. I want to get revenge and if it means that I have to join you in your, uh, revenge, then I will."
"Wow, Jesse. I kinda thought of asking for your help with it, but turns out I didn't even have to ask. You can join me, Jesse. We both need to learn to twerk to an epic Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 main theme. Together, we will be able to get our revenge on Gus!"
"That's awesome Mr.White! But, I think that if we want to defeat Gus, especially in his Buff mode, we would need more people," suggested Pinkman.
"I think you are right, Jesse. Let's make a team!" said Heisenberg as he put his hat on.
Our duo walked out of the room and saw Walter Jr. in the kitchen.
"D-dad?" asked Jr.
"What is it, son?" asked Walter.
"Where is mom?"
"Gone."
"What do you mean by that dad?" asked a confused teenager.
"She met fate much, much worse than death, son. I sent her to Russia."
Walter Jr. was shocked by such information. "W-Woah! You sent mom to Russia?" he asked as Walter nodded. "Finally! Thanks, dad! I couldn't stand this bitch any longer!" Walter Jr. started to twerk from happiness which surprised Walter and Jesse.
"S-son... are you twerking?" asked Walter.
"Yes, I am twerking dad," replied Jr.
"Holy shit, Mr.White! Your son twerked! He has to join our team!" added Jesse.
"H-huh? What team? And who is this guy, dad?"
"Walter Jr. I want you to join our team in order to defeat Buff Gus in twerking during an epic Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 main theme, can you join us, please?" asked Mr.White.
"Hell yeah, dad! I've been waiting for this moment for ages and now I can finally find myself in a twerking battle!."
And so, the twerking trio was formed.
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Someone was knocking on the door. Hank went to open the door and saw Walter, Walter Jr., and some junkie.
"Hank! We need your help! Join our team." said Walter.
"Hold on for a second, Walt! What do you need help with?" asked a confused DEA agent.
"Uncle Hank! I, dad, and this Pinkman character teamed up in order to defeat Buff Gus, that Los Pollos owner, in twerking battle with an epic Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 playing in the background." said the teenager.
Hank looked at Walt. "Walt, I don't know man. You've been seeming sus lately. I think we have an impostor among us."
"Hank! I am not an impostor and I am not sus. Please, join us and I will buy some minerals for your minerals collection," begged Walter.
Schrader looked at his brother-in-law. "Why didn't you say it earlier? Of course, I will join now! Let's Schrade that guy!" happily replied Hank.
And so the quartet was born.
But the happiness didn't last that long, since someone was calling for Hank from inside the house. It was Marie.
"Hank!" she called. When she came in, she saw our quartet. "Hank, what the hell are you doing with Walter, Walter Jr., and that Pinkman character?"
"Oh, Marie. We just teamed up in order to defeat Buff Gus by twerking to an epic Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 main theme!" replied Hank.
"That sounds cringe!" she said, which made everyone drop their jaws! "Who in their mind would compete with someone by twerking to some Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 main theme? This idea sounds as cringe as your rock collection, Hank." said the woman.
DEA agent looked at her cold-blooded. "First, it's minerals, Marie," he said as he made one step towards her. "Second, they aren't cringe, Marie. You're cringe!" he made one more step to now shocked Marie. "And thirdly... It's Schradin' time!" he screamed as he Schraded all over her.
The next second, the existence of Marie Schrader was erased from the face of a Universe.
"This goddamn woman," said Hank.
"Couldn't agree more, Hank," added Walt.
"Fuck these women, bitch! We only need men for this job!" said Jesse.
"Yeah, let's defeat that Gustavo guy. Besides, he recently sent me a message saying that my mineral collection is a rock collection, so I am more than happy to kick his ass," said Schrader as he went to the team.
Our quartet then walked through the town, twerking in the process as their practice. But, suddenly, the car pulled out to them and stopped. The person walked out of it and it was none else but Kid Named Finger.
"Mike? What the hell are you doing here?" asked confused Walter.
"Waltuh, I heard you are assembling the team to defeat Gustavo, Waltuh. I would like to join you, Waltuh."
"Yo, That's epic Mike, but why would you want to join us, bitch?" asked Jesse.
"Gustavo said that my 'My little Pony' collection is cringe, although I traveled to Brazil in order to get some of the best figures for my granddaughter. I find it not so epic gamer moment, kid. So, Waltuh, I want to join your team's quest of defeating Buff Gus by twerking to an epic Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 main theme." offered Kid Named Finger.
Walter thought for a second before saying "Alright, Mike. You can join us. The more men we have, the better."
And so, the quintet was formed and they continued on their quest.
Our group of five stopped twerking when they came up to the building. Walter knocked on the door.
"Saul! We need your help, right now!"
The door was opened by Saul Goodman himself.
"Yes, Walter. I know why you are here and I would want to join on your quest. I've been preparing here." said Saul. "How dare he say 'Never Call Saul', this bitch!"
"Man, join us and we will destroy Gus' ass, yo!" said Jesse.
"Yeah, Saul, you heard the kid. Join us and we will be able to get our revenge on Gustavo," added Mike.
"You have to join us. I've seen your commercials and you have some epic beatboxing skills too, so we will be able to defeat Buff Gus for sure," said Walter Jr.
"This guy can beatbox for sure. Despite you insulting my mother in episode 8 season 2, I am more glad than to have you join us," added Hank.
"Alright, guys. You better twerk Saul!" said Saul as the sextet was formed.
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Buff Gus was peacefully chilling in his room.
"Everything is going according to plan," he thought as he heard a loud knock on the door.
Gustavo came up to the door and opened it. When he looked at what was in front of him. He saw the sextet of Walter, Walter Jr. Jesse, Hank, Kid Named Finger, and Saul on his doorstep.
"Why hello there, gentlemen, how can I help you?" asked Gus.
"Quit your act, Gus! You perfectly know what we are here for!" said Heisenberg with a strict tone.
"Yeah, bitch! You hacked my Roblox account, bitch!" shouted Jesse.
"I am here only because my dad invited me to this team," said Jr.
"How dare you call my mineral collection a rock collection, you son of a bitch?" asked angered Hank.
"Do you realize how much I worked in order to get that 'My Little Pony' collection for my granddaughter?" asked mad Kid Named Finger.
"After that insult, none will be able to call you!" said Saul.
"W-Woah, gentlemen. Why not discuss it somewhere more appropriate? Come in, please." gestured to Gus as everyone came inside his house.
Our septet walked into Gus' living room.
"Please, take a sit." offered Buff person as everyone sat on the couch.
"So, Gus. What the hell everything was for?" asked Walter.
"Heh, Gentlemen. Why do you think would I do all these actions to you all on the same day?" asked Mr.Fring.
"I don't know, bitch. Maybe you want us to kill you or something?" said Jesse.
"No, no... The real reason why I did this is that I wanted you all to come here," said Gus.
"Well, it happened. But if you really wanted us all to come here, why didn't you just ask?" asked Hank.
"It's because I wanted to make a surprise for you all, gentlemen," said Buff Gus as he stood up. "Merry Christmas and Happy New Year."
"W-Wait a second." said surprised Walter. "You did all of this, only to bring us here for Christmas and New Year?" he asked.
"Yes. I wanted to make this event more special, so I did what I did." politely replied Gus.
"But, wait for a second, bitch! What about my Roblox account?" asked Jesse.
"Don't worry Mr.Pinkman, I just did a little bit of trolling. Your account is perfectly fine. Besides, I added 69 bobux to it." replied Gustavo.
"Hell yeah, bitch! We are good then!" said happy Jesse.
The room was full of Christmas and New Year decorations with some epic music playing in the background. Buff Gus looked at everyone.
"Gentlemen, I know you have been... training and so, I wanted to ask you to join me," said Buff person as he turned on some epic music.
Everyone else understood what Gus was talking about and so they walked up to him and went to the position. The next second, the epic Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 main theme started playing to which everyone happily twerked. It was the best day in the Universe.