Somberdragoon
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just like heaven by Somberdragoon
Fandoms: American Psycho (2000), American Psycho - Bret Easton Ellis
12 Nov 2025
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Jean is helplessly devoted to her boss, but his dispassionate engagement to a woman he doesn't love and affections for a certain coworker complicate things. Meanwhile, Evelyn wants Patrick's head on a platter, and doesn't care who she has to tear through to get to him. Poor, long-suffering Jean has to get Patrick out of hot water with his fianceé, plan a crumbling wedding, and evade troublesome feelings for the same woman she used to loathe.
Ah, yuppie romance. How difficult could it be?
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mad about the boy by Somberdragoon
Fandoms: Sunset Boulevard - Black/Hampton/Lloyd Webber
20 Aug 2025
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A fool for a man that’s blissfully wed, Joe Gillis, I can almost hear him say. He doesn’t, as Artie is too kind of a man to rub salt in the wound, but he seems to convey it in his gaze. Tough luck, guy, he stares at me with a look that’s almost mournful. Too little, too late.
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Joe Gillis and Artie Green, in bed. -
any way that you want me by Somberdragoon
Fandoms: American Psycho (2000), American Psycho - Bret Easton Ellis
13 Aug 2025
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a collection of short, kinky drabbles featuring patrick and paul ;)
(1-3k words each, miscellaneous smut i don’t want to turn into standalone fics)
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dance yrself clean by Somberdragoon
Fandoms: American Psycho (2000), American Psycho - Bret Easton Ellis
03 Aug 2025
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Patrick takes another sip of his coffee, and there's nothing but Morrissey's crooning of Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now to fill the silence. I pick stubbornly at my omelette, separating out the onions, thoughts wandering between karma and retribution and Ed Gein-esque diagrams of flayed bodies hidden in Patrick's study. Something about discotheques and hardbodies and gyrating coked-up twinks in lavender ties. I absently touch my collar and make sure it hangs snug against my neck, almost like a noose.
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Paul seems convinced that Patrick is cheating. Patrick is actually just a crazed murderer.
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everybody loves somebody somehow by Somberdragoon
Fandoms: American Psycho (2000), American Psycho - Bret Easton Ellis
27 May 2025
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"Lie more to me, Pat. It gets me hard," Paul winks, grinding against my erection, and suddenly something catches in my chest. Maybe it's the way the water drips off his nose, or how part of his hair is covering his right eye. I stammer, take my hands off of his chest and hang them limply by my sides. There's that strange sensation again, that buzzing in-between my ribs and electric pinpricks against my skin. I feel my heart beat faster, then skip a beat, then ache painfully in my chest. I can't help it-- I smile.
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Patrick Bateman is a little too in love with Paul Allen. This is a bit of a problem, as he also happens to be absolutely horrible at flirting with him.
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Just a Little Longer by kisstheboy7 (chickenshithypocrite)
Fandoms: Chess - Rice/Ulvaeus/Andersson
17 Nov 2013
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To say that he almost pissed himself the moment he saw the familiar symbol on the men’s bathroom door would not be an exaggeration in the slightest.
Bookmarked by Somberdragoon
10 Dec 2025
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When you're this fucked up, this often, you know the day will come when you give yourself away.
A conversation, some months after the incident with Jordan's butler.
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This is a tutorial/live example on how to mimic email windows on AO3 without the need to use images.
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- Part 12 of AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials