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1. don’t think I’m trying not to learn by returnofthelu for riskylatte

   Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   10 Jan 2023

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   • Guillermo de la Cruz/Nandor the Relentless
   • Guillermo de la Cruz/Freddie
   • Guillermo de la Cruz
   • Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
   • Freddie (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
   • Gay Chicken
   • Gay Plausible Deniability Scams
   • Cheating
   • is it cheating if the boyfriend is possibly fake
   • Teaching
   • Masturbation
   • Terrible Euphemisms for Masturbation
   • Voyeurism
   • Bad Dirty Talk
   • Kissing
   • Anal Fingering
   • Porn with the flimsiest of plots

   Summary

   Fellas, is it gay to teach your familiar to be good at sex* so he doesn’t shame your good vampiric name?

   *with his “boyfriend” who may or may not exist

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   English

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