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It was a normal sunny day on the SMP, except for the fact that the two greatest villains of this land had just escaped from the prison, which was designed to keep anyone who entered it inside. Yeah, you are right. Those were "The Blood God" and "The Maniac Admin." What is even worse is that their friendship became way stronger than before! It was a real disaster for everyone, except Philza, of course.
Dream, who was right now at Technoblade's cabin, He was brewing potions and experimenting with colors, ingredients, time, and some other stuff. It was his hobby, actually. For Smiley, it was something calming and relaxing.
While he was stirring some scary-looking mixture with a very strange and awful honey-like smell, all of his bad thoughts disappeared, which was very strange knowing how he always panicked over very small and pointless things and his bestie knew about this, so he let Dream to have fun for a bit.
This time, he concocted a potion that would explode if it came into contact with the ground with some unknown effect.
Dream knew how shitty was that idea was, especially in the middle of the night... when his hands were already shaking and his brain was turning off. He would really need some sleep right now, and by the law of meanness someone had to come in right now...
*SLAM*
The door opened with a loud screech. It was Techno, who just came back with new materials for Dream, but at the worst possible time because an Admin got scared and dropped a potion, and you know what happened next.
His plan was actually to throw it somewhere far away from the cabin at a safe distance, because he made a large expending distance of it, but one blood-lusted person didn't make it happen.
"Hey Drea-" Techno didn`t have time to finish this sentence... kinda … "What the hell, Dream!?"
The thick smoke immediately went through the air, filling everything around it.
"I-I *cough* AAAAAH!!!" Dream screamed in pain, after some of this "homemade poison" got into his lungs, and fainted not long afterwards.
Techno didn't understood what have happened, but got a sudden feeling of cracking bones and lost consciousness.
"-EAM!... -DR..!. - DREAM!! WAKE UP!!" Technoblade was trying to wake up his friend, because he had been awake for a few hours already. He was... very freaked out, I'd say, when he saw himself as a 9-year-old! His hair was not as long as before, and it was not even dyed in his favorite pink color! His eyes were golden, unlike their "normal" wine-like shade.
His clothes were adjusted to hid size, on the other hand, the crown is it's normal size, comparing to EX-Technoblade
What scared him even more, is that Dream, who he was currently trying to wake up, was like at the age of 6! A little kid with dirty blond hair and a field of adorable freckles!
'OH HELL DREAM WAKE UP'
'WAKE UP '
'XD FCKING DAMMIT!!!'
"WAKE UP SLEEPYHEAD!! THERE IS A DAMN EMERGENCY!!!" He yelled again, noticing how Dream was trying to open his eyes, but because of the bright sun, not wanting to. He covered them with his hand, but noticed something very unpleasant to him and immediately rose up, nearly hitting his friend with his own forehead.
"What?! WHAT?! WAIT WHY WH- HOW?! OW DAMN- OW CRAP- OH SHIT- OH SHIT- OH F-" Dream was very furious and panicked... as always. Both of them actually.
"Listen! Listen calm down! Calm down!" Techno tried to calm his friend after he nearly got a panic attack, "It's going to all fine, okay? J-Just breathe... "
*Scratch* *Scratch*
The sound of pencil writing on a piece of paper carried through the small room.
"Dear diary. Today, Techno and Dream didn't return home. They were supposed to stay in the cabin, but crows had just passed by and gave mw some information. The torches were not burning. It is very unlikely that Techno overslept or forgot to light them up. Even thos on his potato farm weren't, so something bad has definitely happened. I will risk it and go check in. Hope nothing really... interesting is in there. "
Philza closed his heavy leather book full of writings, and was ready to have a small trip to his "son's" house. He got his armor, cleaned his wings, and...
"Dammit! Where is my clock?!"
He couldn't find his clock anywhere. He searched all of his chests, trying to find it. It was Techno's gift for one of his birthdays. It was a long time ago when he carefully counted his age, or at least tried to.
Philza finally reached the last place where he could possibly leave it.
"Aaaand.... THERE IT IS!' Whats the time... OH SH- 1 pm already!? I need to hurry!"
So he immediately rushes to Blood God's house...
"-Just breathe... Dream! DREAM!!" When entering the house, Philza hears Technoblade's worried voice calling Dream, and sees two kids, looking like small versions of them: "Don't be so freaked out! Dream did his poison thing again and the milk doesn't work!"
"Hey! You knew I was there, didn't you?! You could've just knocked!" Dream's voice sounded very annoyed and offended. He was definitely the first cause of this incident, but didn't let on that.
"Knocked the door out?!" The second cause parried Dream's verbal attack with his own witty answer: "I could have done it you know! This is my cabin!"
"You would do it anyways! "
"What do you mean by that?!"
"what" Phil was currently trying to process what happened. He looked at two kids arguing, and I would say that he got some success in his thinking: "So Dream did a potion and accidentally splashed it after Techno loudly opened the door?"
"EXACTLY!!" Both of them shouted and stared at Philza.
"... And what the hell do I do with both of you..."
"The old Crowza thinks that someone from the SMP actually knows how we look... we both were hidden behind our mashks.. DAMMIT!... masks after all," Dream said, glaring at his friend from beneath cause Smiley was shorter than him and was still sitting while Techno was already standing. Brunette was doing his hair into a small bun; fortunately, his hair length allowed it, though it was shorter than before.
After Techno had done his hair, he finally thought for a second about Dream's phrase.
"Dream..."
"Hm?"
"Do you remember that time when you wanted a break from your admin work?"
"Yes. Why are you asking? It would be problematic if we suddenly turned into adults in the middle of Lmamburg."
"Wait... Techno said that milk didn't work."
"And?"
"Don't you know--" Dream came in and interrupted Techno:
"-Oh shit... If milk.... OH F-" And yes, the effect is permanent.
"Shhh. We don't need another Tommy!"
"HEY!!"
"Anyways, what do we do now?"
"Didn't you just say something about vacation? I mean, you won't turn back, so I don't see any problems here."
"Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no--"
"I'm going to go pack my things then. After all, I still have my childhood clothes."
"Good, get some for Dream too."
"I'm sure he can do it by himself."
"And I am not. He's currently having a panic attack, so be nice to your bestie please-"
"He's not my- Oh well he is... Okay then..."
Not long afterward, the golden-eyed brunette came back with two sets of clothes.
The first is an old simple shirt, slightly oversized for a collar, royal blue in color, with a bitter chocolate belt with little dagger places and dirty brown pants with big pockets and some dark parts on the bottom.The set also had a big scarf, tall boots upholstered with wool, and warm gloves. This one was definitely for Techno.
The second had a little white blouse with long sleeves, a simple wide light-brown belt, and long loose pants that were getting narrower as soon as they were about to end. The set included a warm, dull green, heavy cape with a hood, some fur, and dark shoes.
"Dream! Come on! We need to change! "I found some old clothes!"
"Yeah yeah..."
Techno just rolled his eyes and dragged Dream into the other room, leaving Philza all alone.
"Hm.. If the milk didn't work... They stay like that forever... So they won't ever get older... " Phil's head was aching. "Well atleast I'll have some immortal kids, won't I ?"
"We are done!" Techno came out of the room with Dream behind his back. "Though Dream's clothes is bigger than I expected. I mean that I 5 those were a bit small!!"
"I WAS JUST SHORT OK?!"
"Don't try to shut me up alright!"
"Calm down birdies! I need no fights here."
"Hmpf-"
"Don't 'hmpf' in my ear Dream! "
"Stop it guys! And you expect people to not recognize you by your names? Just call yourselves Clay or Dave!"
"Good point here old man... I am Clay and Techno is Dave!"
"Right... And how will we get to the Greater SMP? I know the path, but Dream doesn't!"
" You guys are so lucky that I have a map..." Philza looked for a map and gave it to kids "Here you are"
"Thanks".
"And... Are we done? I don't see why don't start going right now?"
"Food? Money?"
"I am an admin in the prime of life! I have infinite money and food."
"Than why did you need Techno to save you?"
"Because my powers got stolen by a Dreamon that was possessing me for some time!"
"..."
"... It makes sense..."
"I know alright?! Let's start moving now!"
"Okay?..."
"Yeah, you'd better head out now. I'mma clean up that mess... "
"Bye then Phil!" The door creak appeared.
"Goodbye, hope that you won't die there without us!" The door opened, as the cold breeze went through the pass. Phil chuckled
"See you later Clay and dave... I guess? Oh wait!" He went towards "Clay" and gave his a little crow trinket."Just don't take it off okay?" The blonde nodded, and a few seconds later the door shut.
"Aaaaaaand they just left?"
I suppose so