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(inspired off of this image)

It was a day like any other on the Warner lot. The Warner siblings were running around (likely to commit arson), Sylvester was trying to catch Tweety, Freakazoid was staring into the void and so was Earthworm Jim who was somehow there. Bugs was also there, eating a carrot while talking to his best friend/boyfriend, Daffy.

"So uhh, Daffy, what is it exactly that were doing here?"
"We're greeting someone!" Bugs looked in front of him and then looked back at Daffy with a confused look. "Uhhh... like, there's nothing there"
"Exactly! Were saying hi to your dad!" Bugs agressively snapped the carrot he was holding as he got angry, and started towering towards
Daffy. "YOU-"

when suddenly he felt a small yank. "What the?" He looked down a saw a rope around his waist. He was getting pulled, or, atleast he thinks he was? He looked back to see who was holding it, and saw no other then two oddly familiar looking mice.

"Come on, Pinky! We don't have all day!" The shorter one said with his arms crossed. "O...kay! Almost... got it-" Pinky was able to sucessfully pull Bugs towards them! That is until he looked up to see a frowing bunny with his arms crossed looking down at them. "Now Doc, the hell are you up to?" Then suddenly Bugs had a realisation!

"Hold it there a sec... you're Pinky and The Brain! I knew i recognized ya from somewhere, you're those two lab mice from that show where you wanna take over the world!"

"Why yes, it is in fact us. But the trying to take over the world sthick isn't just part of the show, you know!" Brain responded, as Bugs laughed.

"Oh i know! Daffy's as much of a dooze as he is in the cartoons then he is in real life!"
"I HEARD THAT" Bugs looked at Daffy's direction while smirking, then looked back at the mice. "But uh, about my question, why are you trying to kidnap me?"

Pinky raised his hand. "Oh! It's because...uhm...Poit! Brain, could you remind me why are we trying to kidnap Bugs Bunny again? He's not a kid, and it doesn't really look like he needs a nap!" Brain Kidz bopped Pinky on the head causing him to laugh.

He then said, "Now you see Pinky, the reason of why were trying to capture him is because he's the main mascot of Warner Bros! When we take him and bring him back to the lab, we'll make a broadcast that will reach towards the WB Headquarters telling them that Bugs Bunny, the face of the brand, has been captured! And that they'll only be able to get him back if they pay a huge some of money and make us the CEO of the studio, and his assistant!

Then, once we achieve the titles, we shall conquer Warner Bros productions and their movies, even commiting the heinous crime of realising the Batgirl movie! After that we shall make our way towards other studios, up until Disney which will grant us the world!" A cough can be heard. "I'm still hear, you know." Brain snapped out of his trance. "Right, my apologizes! Now let's see, what was i supposed to- oh right! Bugs Bunny, you shall now come with us in the name of the world's future leader-"

Suddenly Daffy could be seen running towards them. "Hey, what's taking you so- GASP!" Daffy saw the rope around Bugs aswell as the mouse holding it. "OH MY GOD, BUGS ARE YOU GETTING KIDNAPPED?" Bugs shrugged. "Honestly, i don't really know at this point-"

"NOOOOOO, YOU CAN'T TAKE HIM AWAY! HE'S MY BEST FRIEND/BOYFRIEND! OH PLEASE, TAKE ME INSTEAD!" Daffy dramatically yelled as he took the rope off Bugs and put it on himself. Brain had a confused look on his face. "W- heavens, no! I'm not here to take just anyone, if i want to take over world i need the main mascot of-"

"AHHHHHH, TAKE ME I SAY! I SHALL SACRIFICE MYSELF IN THE NAME OF LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP! (and also because i love the attention.)"

Before Brain could respond, Daffy started running away while screaming and dragging Pinky along with him, as he was still holding the rope. Pinky cried out, "WAAAH!"

"PINKY!" Brain exclaimed, as he started chasing after them. Bugs stood there idly watching the events, as he then sighs and calls up a number. "Hey uhhh....Lola? Yeah, Daffy just got himself kidnapped, literally."

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Daffy was still running and screaming until he screatched to a stop, as Pinky fell. While Brain had time to catch up and help Pinky up, Daffy asked, "So like, where did you guys live again? Acne...Ack me..." Brain replied, "ACME Labs."
"Right!" Daffy started running again, this time dragging both Pinky and Brain, as Pinky was still holding the rope and Brain was still holding onto the taller mouse.

He screamed his way into the lab, and kicked the door open. Thankfully nobody noticed him as it was conviently empty that day.

He made his way into the room were Pinky and The Brain's cage was located, all while still screaming, and made himself a makeshift matress, pulled a pillow out of thin air thanks to toon logic, and put it on there. He then plopped himself on it in a relaxed laying pose with a calm expression, as if he wasn't just screaming his heart out one second ago.

Pinky and Brain layed there on the ground, wondering how their ears aren't bleeding due to all the yelling, as they then got up and finally let go of the wretched rope.

Brain started stumping his way towards the now quiet Daffy. "Ok, what in the h was that all about?!"

Daffy looked at him slighty flabbergasted. "Hey, i know you didn't just censor the word *hell* like w-"
"QUIET!"
"... Whatever." Daffy looked unamused by Brain's angry gremling tone. But seriously, what was up with not saying the word hell in old kids cartoons anyway? Last time i checked, in an episode Freakazoid literally gets called a twin-

"Yeah, yeah thanks for the totally necessary commentary on censorship in old media. Anywho, were where we again?" Well fuck you too Daffy. But yeah, back to the point. Brain looked extremely confused as to who the duck was talking, but decided to ultimately not question it for the sake of the small amount of sanity he had left.

He sighed with a look of defeat on his face. "Well, this is just great! Instead of capturing Bugs Bunny, we instead got some duck! Another plan foiled again!" Daffy took extreme offence to that. Who does this ugly Megamind wannabe looking rat think he is, referring to him as just some duck!?

"Aww Brain, please don't be mean towards Mr. Ducky! He is Bugs Bunny's best friend/boyfriend after all!" The latter rolled his eyes. "Oh alright...WAIT, THAT'S IT! Pinky, are you pondering what i'm pondering?"
"I think so Brain, but why DO they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?" Daffy and Brain stared at him in silence.

"...What? Okay you know what nevermind that, i think that we may still be able to put our plan into action after all!"
Pinky beamed at him. Ohh, a plan bee? Well, that's a first! Usually after a plan fails, Brain just starts crying and then puts on reruns of Bill Nye The Science Guy to cheer himself up!

"My dear Pinky, i shall have to thank you for reminding me that despite me not comprehending whether he is his friend, lover or both as everybody refers to him as his best friend slash boyfriend for whatever reason, it's clear that Bugs Bunny cares deeply about this duck in some way!

And that could lead him to come here and rescue him, letting us have chance to bribe him into taking his place and continuing the plan as intented!"
"Oh brilliant Brain! But uh... how will Mr. Bunny know that were here?"

"Well we shouldn't worry about that! If he really has watched our show (like he says he has), he would know that this is were we reside and most likely have taken his companion to!" The taller mouse's eyes glimmered with glee! Why his smarty hubbie sure thinks of everything!

They both proceeded to laugh in unison and start agressively making out, to then go back to their normal states as if nothing happened. Daffy sat there in shock, as he tried to register what just happened.

(Live Duck Reaction)

"Now, YOU!" Oh wait is he talking to him? He looked side to side. Yup, he was talking to him. "Uhm yeah, like what do you want?"
"What i want is for you to stay here, and absolutely not even think about leaving! You'll only be allowed to flee once Bunny comes here to take your place as an ACTUAL act of affection!"

What!? Bugs take HIS place?! That's not how it's supposed to go! Bugs has to come here in shining armor, with long golden locks coming out his head, and take into his arms as he excorts him out of this dredded lab! Oh the pain! Oh the misery!

"Uhm, Brain is he okay?" As Daffy went on about his internal sorrows (that he did a shit job at hiding), the mice looked at him with a worried and confused look respectively.

"Oh well, he better be! I need him to be safe and sound for when his dear acquantice comes here! Now you keep an eye on him, while i check the security cameras for Bugs!" Brain grabbed a comically large-sized gun, and scurried off to the camera room immediately afterwards.

Luckly for him the security camera guy was also conviently not there, so he didn't have to worry about putting him in eternal sleep. Shame the comically large-sized gun would have to go to waste, tho... Despite that, he sat in front of the cameras and started waiting.

Back to the room were Pinky and Daffy are located, the two can be seen sitting quietly, which is a rare sight knowing who they are, as the mouse turned to face the other. "...So, uhm you... wanna help me raid the fridge?"
"Oh, i'd though you'd never ask!"

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Bugs was waiting for Lola below the water tower, were he said they should meet up to go get Daffy back. Just great, this is totally how he wanted to spend the evening! It's like the twelfth time this week! Why can't that Duck just quit getting himself purposely kidnapped?

Well it's not like he's worried about him, but that idiot could get himself hurt if he keeps pulling this stunt! Or killed! Or... Oh god, why's Lola taking so long? How long has it been? Should he just go get him on his own? What if- "OH MY GOD IT'S JUSTIN BIEBER!"

"No Wakko you silly goose, his haircut is too good!" Bugs turned around, to see the Warner siblings standing in front of him. "Oh, hey lil' docs! Whatcha doin' here?" Dot gave him an unimpressed look. "We LIVE here."

Bugs was confused, didn't Pinky and Brain adopt the kids and let them live in Acme Labs with them? ...Oh right, he read way too much fanfiction again. After all this is real life!

"Right, my apologies! Say, i'm here waitin' for Lola cause we gotta do somethin' together!"
Yakko looked at the camera as he put his hand to his mouth and blew a kiss saying, "Goodnight, everybody!"
"It's the evening, dumpass." Yakko cleared his throat as he held a swear jar towards Dot, she sighed and put a coin in it.

"Ehhh nah, that something's not what ya think! (I wish it was...) We're actually planning to go get Daffy back as he got himself kidnapped! ...Again!" The Warners's eyes light up with exciment!

"Oh oh! Can we help?!"
"I wanna come too!"
"I'm hungry, uh i mean same!" They stared at him with big puppy eyes. "Pleeeeeeaase???"

The rabbit glanced at them with a mild worried look. "Uhhh, well i don't know lil' docs, normally i would agree but Brain's kinda been losing it these past few years and you might get hurt if-" "I'll protect them!" Lola said, has she suddenly popped out in front of him.

"Lola! Took ya long enough to show up!" She gave him an embarrassed smile. "Yeaah, i know... But i'm here now! So, who's today's 'kidnapper' of the week?"
"Pinky and The Brain! You know, one's a genius and-" The other's insane! They're laboratory mice, there genes have been slipped! They're dinky, they're Pinky and The Brain, Brai- *clank*!

"Finally, should have dropped an anvil on em' sooner! Now, ya all sure that you're ready to go?"
"YES!"
"Alright then, if you insist, let us go save my best friend/boyfriend!"

Ow... What..? Oh for fuck's-! I'm the narrator, wait up! As i finally catched up with them again, the Bunnies and Warners went on to their quest of retrieving Bugs' duck friend/boyfriend...

Meanwhile back at the lab, Daffy is rummaging trought the fridge and passing food to Pinky.

"Here, hold this! And this! And, oh! We should definitely have some of these!" Pinky tried his best to hold the stuff as to not let it drop to the floor to get dirty.

As he did that, he thought about how much easier it is to steal the scientists' food and leftovers, with a human sized anthropomorphic duck helping him. Come to think of it, why IS Daffy human sized while he isn't?

Well maybe it has something to do with the fact that unlike him, he originally was a normal mouse until he got put through the gene-splicer, but then again there ARE other normal sized animal characters, some being exactly like him and Brain, who don't get an explanation as to why they're the way they are.

Then what is the point of the gene-splicer? And also, how do normal animals exist at the same time as anthropomorphic ones are, that was never really explained, and why do humans understand them when they're in disguise but the scientists seem to barely hear them when they talk?

As more questions came to Pinky's head due to the mistake of looking too into his universe's logic, Daffy was casually eating some bread sticks he found, completely ignoring the other having an existential crisis. "M-mr. Ducky?"
"Hm, yeah?"
"Why do we exist?"
"I don't know, but these bread sticks are really freaking good!"

He immediately went to grab some more, but then realized that he was being kind of a jerk and turned back to look at the mouse as he sighed.

"... Uhm hey, do you want some perhaps?"
"Oh! Narf! Yes, thank you!" Pinky said as he immediately dropped all the food he was holding to the ground.

The duck was confused at the mouse's sudden change in emotion, but gave him a piece anyway, after helping him pick up all the food back from the ground. As Pinky happily skipped his way back to the cage room with the piece in hand, Daffy looked around just to be sure and put the dropped food back in the fridge.

He closed it and made his way over the other's direction while whistling like the true criminal that he is, but little did he know that Brain had saw everything trought the security cameras. With an annoyed huff, he already started making a mental note to go the supermarket after this whole ordeal was done.

Daffy walked back into the cage room, were he could see the blue eyed mouse sitting and eating the bread, as he quickly jumped out in front of him once he set foot into the room. "Hey, hey Mr. Ducky! Can i ask you something?"
"Uh sure, like what is it?"
"Well, you see, i was wondering if you ever heard of a thing called... Youtube?"

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He smirked at the smaller one. "Pssh, of course i have! I even have my own Youtube channel: TheDuckGoesFrickFrack!"
Daffy proudly showed his channel to Pinky.

"Ohhh! What kind of videos do you make?"
"I'm a rant channel, aka one of THE most important kind of channels because i warn people of things i specifically don't like, and they should be ashamed to even think about liking because i don't!"

Pinky gave him a worried look. "Uhm, are you sure that's really what it's all about? I mean-"
"Wait, are you questioning the logic of this? That's kinda out of character of you..."
"Oh right sorry, i meant: fun fun, silly willy!"

After fixing his mistake of breaking character, (atleast according to Daffy) Pinky dragged his phone into the room to show the duck his own channel. "Well you see, i make DIY-ish or Do It Yourself like kinda videos on basically everything!" Daffy read his channel name.

"Pinky's HowTo? Uh, pretty straight forward-" then his beak dropped to the floor once he saw the subscriber count. "Y-YOU HAVE OVER 900,000 SUBSCRIBERS!? THE FRICK FRACK?!!!"

"Ohh you really do go frick frack! But yeah, the nice Mx. YouTube even gave me this!" The tall mouse brought Daffy over to his silver play button that Brain had willingly helped him set up.

Okay, he actually kinda guilt-tripped him a bit to, as the shorter mouse had told him that it was nothing but a waste of time, and that the scientists would question it being there (which turned out be false as they didn't notice nor cared).

As the duck looked at the play button he was stunned, shocked, flabbergasted- you get the point. He looked back at his own Youtube channel which had only two subscribers, them being his mom and his alt account: DuckyFracky.

"... Uhm say uhh, Pinky was it? How would you feel if we maybe had a collab together?" Pinky gasped as he turned around to face him with an excited look. "Oh my gosh, a collab!? that's such a great idea! I'll get my phone!"

The mouse quickly ran back to get his phone. He had actually done plenty of collabs before like the one had with Fixin' It With Soos, but he always would get excited as it if were the first one each time. "Okay! Now... What exactly do we make an HowTo about?"

They both started think of a possible theme for the video. Then an idea came in the duck's head. "Oh! I know! Since you guys kidnapped me we could make an How To about it!"
"That... Is a great idea! Narf! Let's do it!"

Pinky's How To! Pinky's How To!
See how i do! See how i do!
I like to make videos! I like to make videos!
I REALLY LIKE TO MAKE VIDEOS!
see how i do...

"Welcome everyone, to Pinky's HowTo! On this episode we shall teach you How To: Kidnapping! And guess what? IT'S A COLLAB! I present to you... Mr. Ducky from TheDuckGoesFrickFrack!"

"Yeah it's actually Daffy for your guys' information. So now tell me Pinky, how DO we kidnap someone?"

"Why that's easy Mr. Ducky, i mean we did kidnap you after all!"

"Oh yeah! I forgot about that!"

Cue laugh track.

"Oh you! Anyhow, the first step of kidnapping someone is making sure you have all the necessary materials! What do we have, Mr. Ducky?"

"Daffy, and as for that, we have: some rope, some paper for the ransom letter, and... Uh, is this chloroform on a small tissue?"

"Oh why that's a lovely gift from my husband, Brain!"

Cue aww sound effect.

"....Wait, he chloroformed you-"

"So it seems we have all the necessary material, now time for the next steps! First, write the letter! Hmmm, what shall we write, Mr. Ducky?"

"FOR THE LAST TIME IT'S DAFFY- *inhale* *exhale* Uhh, i don't know... What do you think we should write?"

"Hmm... Oh, i know! Dear Mr. Bunny-"

"Narf! ..."

"That's a good start! Right, Mr. Ducky?"

"...Sure."

"Now for the rest... Uhm, what do we write for the rest? Oh dear this is harder then i though, and it's just the first step!"

"Hm, how about: we have your best friend/boyfriend, and we'll only give him back if you present yourself here to take his place as our hostage."

"Oh yes you're right, it's perfect!"

"Yeah yeah i get it, you're right and i'm wrong-"

Daffy did a double take when he realised what the other had actually said.

"Wait did you... Just say that i'm right?"

"Oh why of course! Why won't i? You're so very smart!"

Daffy had no idea how to respond. He was so used to being told that no matter what he did or said he was wrong, so he had no idea how to procees being told he was right, or even smart for that matter. He started tearing up on camera.

"Oh no, did i say something wrong? I'm so sorry Mr. Ducky, please don't cry!"

"*Sniff* No no, it's fine... Let's just finish writing the letter..."

After a few hours...

"Geez, i didn't remember their lab being THIS far away!" Bugs commented as he and the others kept walking.

"Uhhh, i think it's most likely due to plot convience!" Yakko said, as Dot was scrolling throught YouTube not caring about anyone or anything that was happening until she stumpled upon a video titled, "How To... Kidnapping? The f-"

Before she did something that would force her to be rid of more of her precious money, she saw that it was from Pinky's channel and that it was a collab with the currently missing Daffy. "Hey uh guys, you might wanna see this..."

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"So this is the reason why they didn't immediately send him back? Uh, how 'bout that..." Bugs and the gang watched the video that Pinky had uploaded.

When they had gotten to the part were Daffy cried after being told he was right by the mouse, the grey bunny couldn't help but roll his eyes.

Then he though about all those times he was with the duck, and realized that maybe he COULD have told him that he wasn't in the wrong from time to time... but hey, he couldn't help it if Daffy was so insufferable!

Like that time he stole his camera to film a dumpass video about how old people should be cancelled for gaslighting ducks with bread, or some bullshit like that. He looked back at the screen to see Daffy tied up to a chair with a bid on his beak, as Pinky stood next to him.

"And that's how you kidnap someone! What do ya say, Mr. Ducky?"

"*Muffled noises*"

"Oh right!"

Pinky took off the bid.

"I say that working with you has been an amazing experience... Mr. Mousy!"

"Awww thanks Mr. Ducky, Poit! It was nice collabing with you too! And remember folks, be sure to smash that like button (like i do with Brain) and subscribe to my channel!"

"Yeah, subscribe to her channel or else i'm gonna expose you in the next video i make! Bye lucky duckies!"

"Oh man, i don't wanna get exposed!" Wakko quickly grabbed his gag bag and started searching for his tablet, while Lola turned to Bugs.

"So... I suppose we're gonna have to come up with a plan so you won't have to take his place, right?"
The other bunny sighed. "No Lola, i think it would be better to go through with it. Unless i can persuade Brain into letting us all go, i'll most likely have no choice but to stay there."

The blonde bunny hugged him, with tears streaming down her face. "Bugs please! I'm sure we can come up with something-" The latter cut her off.
"I'm sorry Lola, it's the only way."

"Holy shit, this is boring!"
The moment then proceed to get ruined by no other then the Warner sister herself. Yakko gave her a dissapointed look as he held up the jar again.
"Dooot?"
"UUUUUUUGH..."
She put another coin in it. The bunnies frowned at them, as they got back into the moment.

"We should go, it's best not to keep them waiting..." As they started walking again, Yakko tapped Bugs' shoulder.

"Uhhh say, can't we have a quick stop at McDonald's? I'm kinda hungry from all the walking we've been doing..."
"What? My best friend/boyfriend got kidnapped, he's being used as a way to bribe me into being captive in his place, and all you're thinking off, IS GOING TO A FAST FOOD PLACE!?"
"...Yeah?"
"..."

They sat at a table in the McDonald's restaraunt, as they ordered some portions of chicken nuggets. Little did they know, that what they were eating was actually Snowball's whole family (the workers mistook them for food) while the hamster watched in horror. It's alright tho, cause they sucked as much as he does.

After that they did some shopping and bought some beautiful dresses with Danny DeVito's face on them. They could even hear him saying "I'm the trash man!" In their head, but that was probably because the clothing had gained sentience and started attacking everybody while yelling it.

As the Warners and Bunnies escaped the dresses, they went into Walmart and bought some Bleach aswell as some TidePods, so Bugs and Lola could have a romantic picnic with their best friend/boyfriend-

"OH MY GOD, DAFFY! QUICK, WE HAVE TO GO!"
Bugs finally remembered that Daffy was still very much kidnapped, and they quickly left the store to start running towards the lab at sonic speeds.

As they ran Bugs yelled out: "WE'RE COMING FOR YOU, YA DUCKWAD!"

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While the three kids of the unknown species and the conveniently attractive Bunny duo ran like they never ran before, Daffy and Pinky were casually sitting together chilling while watching a FNAF gameplay by a generic gaming youtuber.

Now you might be wondering, why's Pinky watching a Five Nights At Freddy's gameplay? If you weren't before you are now, and the answer to that is that Daffy had epically trolled him by saying it was an innocent game about a restaraunt with 'cute' animal mascots that spend the entirety of the game trying to hug the player. Why? Cause even though he's now friends with Pinky, he's still a dick.

"Oh! I'm so excited to see who gets to hug them first, Narf!"
As the lights went out in the game, Freddy's music box started playing while his eyes flashed on the screen. "Uhm, Mr. Ducky what's going on?"
"Oh don't worry about it, he's just getting warmed up to give them a good scare- uh, hug."
"Ah, i see! Alrighty then, Poit!"

The lights fully go out and the music box stops playing.
"Uhm... a-are you sure he's just gonna hug them?"
"Yes, of course!"
"Okay then...Troz."

the youtuber proceeded to get jumpscared by Freddy.
"AHHHHHHHHH!"
The sheer force of pure shock and terror caused by the jumpscare sent Pinky flying into the wall behind her, crashing into it. The computer screen broke but not because of the jumpscare. You see, the gamer raged so hard their scream was so loud it cracked the fucking screen. Brain quickly ran into the room to see exactly what all the comosion was about.

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE-"
Brain gasped once he registered the sight before him as a look of horror made its way onto his face.
"Oh my god!"
He immediately ran over to wall Pinky was still stuck in.
"My poor precious angel!"

As he ran he made a turn towards the now broken laptop.
"*Sniff* No! Now how am i supposed to look up if it's gay to kiss my husband while being a guy myself?"
He turned towards Daffy with an angry look in his eyes.

"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!?"
"Gamer rage. That's what happened."
The shorter mouse had a puzzled look for a second. "Gamer wha-? YOU KNOW WHAT, IT DOESN'T MATTER! I NEED TO GET THIS
FIXED, IMMEDIATELY!"

He grabbed the laptop and exited the room in a rush, all while still ignoring Pinky who has now fell from the wall he was sent to.
The taller mouse picked himself up, and made her way back to where Daffy was sitting.
"So Pinky..."

Daffy snapped his head towards Pinky, ready to ask him a question that may or may not put their friendship at risk if his dumpass prank didn't, and might even decide the fate of the world and perhaps the whole universe when answered.

"Who's... Your favorite FNAF character?"
Pinky lit up as if he didn't just get traumatized by the same game that Daffy mentioned.

"Oh, well... I think that Freddy himself is my favorite! Narf!"
The duck looked at him with a frown on his face.
"Dude, seriously? That's literally the plainest option, like what the fuc-"
"LANGUAGE."
"..Whatev'. Anyways, MY favorite is Toy Chica!"
Daffy prided himself for having the weirdly sensual character from FNAF 2 as his favorite. (By the way there's nothing wrong if you look like the Og Freddy best, Daffy's just a bitch).

As Pinky only watched a gameplay of the first game he was a bit confused. "Uhm... But aren't they all toys?"
"No, silly! I don't mean that Chica, i mean THIS Chica!"
He showed a picture of her that he for whatever reason had, as that one cartoon whistling sound played.

"Oh... Yeah she's really cute! Zort! I especially like her cupcake! It's adorable!"
"Yeah... It sure is..."
Daffy was of course talking about another cupcake of her's, even though he should probably watch his beak as he's technically in a fucking relationship.

"So, what is grumpy wrinkles' favorite animatronic?"
Pinky though.
"Hmm... I dunno! Fjord! Maybe we could ask him!"
"Yeah sure, let's go!"

Daffy and Pinky went into the security camera room, were Brain was desperately trying to fix the computer so he could go back to looking up 'am i gay?' tests on the internet.

"Hey, big-headed rat guy!"
Recogizing the annoying sound of the duck's voice the short mouse turned around.
"I'm a mouse, for your information."
"Mouse, rat, whatever! Who's your favorite FNAF character?"
"... What's a 'FNAF'?"
Daffy and Pinky collectivily gasped. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT'S A FNAF!?"

After acquiring that information, Daffy and
Pinky immediately sat Brain in front of the laptop that he had just fixed by the time they stopped standing there in shock for one hour, and quickly showed him a bunch of MatPat videos.

Pinky took advantage of this to also learn more about the game herself as Daffy didn't tell him shit.

When they got to a video that for whatever reason showed an image of the two mice tho, they decided to copyright strick Mat's channel multiple times, getting it taken off the face of the web.

After that they just decided to explain the lore and timeline of the games themselves, while also reading aloud all 2.K pages of the fandom wiki as they had Brain tied up to a chair, since he took the opportunity to try to escape when they were initianting their Copyright attack on MatPat.

Then the front door of the lab was suddenly kicked open, as Bugs, Lola and the Warners finally arrived. "UNHAND HIM YOU- oh wait, they're not here." They looked around the lab searching for the room where the mice and duck are located.

"Uhhhh, i think i found them!" Yakko pointed towards the security room as everyone followed inside. "Okay, so now that were in the right room, UNHAND HIM-"
"WAIT BUGS!" Daffy stood in front of Bugs while shielding the mice. "They're actually like really cool people! Well i mean, not as cool as I am but still. Please don't hurt them!" Everybody just looked at Daffy.
"Oh yeah? Then why were they planning to use you as means of bribing me into taking your place?!"
"They were probably just feeling a little silly, a little goofy you know!"

"No, I'M Goofy!" Goofy exclaimed as he suddenly popped out.
"Oh shoot, Goofy! Sorry i didn't get ready for your arrival i was doing stuff!" Yakko said as Max Goof also showed up to say, "It's okay, i am stuff." Yakko looked at him horrified. "Omg, Max no!" Goofy laughed, "Haha, Yakko! You're bang-" Bugs interrupted.

"Uh listen, i really don't think we need anymore ships in this fic, nevermind a crossover one with characters from a company that we like hate or something. Can you leave?" Max and Goofy held their heads down as they made their way out the lab.
"...Okay anyway, so yeah they're actually really nice! They like FNAF, Bugs! And you would never believe but they also like cheese! I mean atleast Pinky does! So Bugs please give them a chance! I'm sure they didn't mean to bribe you into taking my place!"
"Uh actually they did, they literally made you know that in everyway possible."
Daffy shooed him with his hand.

"Details, details! Anyways i think i'm gonna stay here if you don't mind! Gonna have a sleepover with my new bestie!"
Pinky jumped up. "Yippeee!"
"WHAT." Bugs and Brain said in unison.
"So uh wait, you're willingly choosing to stay here?"
"Yeah!"
"Oh... Well then the problem's solved! I no longer have to worry about taking your place and whatnot! Well, bye Daffy! I'll see ya!"
"We'll miss you!"
"Love you bu-bye!"
"Goodnight to ya!"
"Whatev'."

Everybody started making their way out, as Brain stood there with his jaw to the floor.
"Hey now, wait up!" Daffy stopped them.

"What? Didn't you say you wanted to stay?"
"Well yeah, but don't you first want to know about Brain's favorite FNAF character?"
"To be frank with you Daffy, i don't give a fu-"
"Okay, time for the big reveal! Go ahead Brain, tell us!" Brain's jaw snapped back into place as he thought.
"Well to be quite honest with you this 'FNAF' thing has quite intrigued me, and from all the characters from its franchise, mine would have to be..."

Drum roll....

"Balloon Boy."
Nobody in the room had any idea what to say. They were just too disgusted by what Brain had just said. Daffy went over to Bugs' and hid behind him. "Uhm you know what, i changed my mind! Let's get the hell out of here!" Everybody screamed and ran as far away from the lab as possible.

"What? He's not that bad! C'mon!" Pinky just looked at Brain with a betrayed look. "H-how could you! I can't believe out of all the FNAF characters you have HIM as your favorite!" Brain tried to explain, "Pinky this is ridiculous! Are you seriously getting mad at me for liking a character that only as the controversy of being considered annoying by the fandom?" The taller mouse started tearing up.

"Yes! I can't believe you would do this to me, to US! I can't do this anymore, i want a divorce NOW!" The shorter mouse looked at her shocked. "P-Pinky you can't be for real-"
"I am! And we're going to the courthouse right fricking now!"

Cut to a scene were Pinky and Brain are sitting in the part of the courtroom were the divorce papers are signed. The person sitting at the desk infront of them was no other then Max from Sam and Max, who smiled at them as he handed them the papers. "Soooo, you two havin' a rough time?" Brain sat with his head down. "Just let us get this over with." He said defeatly as Pinky looked at him angrily while having his arms crossed.

"Well to be honest that's kinda way i took this job. Y'know it makes me feel better seeing other people coming here to end their marriages, as me and Sam are kinda falling out as of late. He just doesn't throw me around like he used to..." He gave them mouse-sized pens so they could sign.

"*Sigh* well i guess that's it for our relationship. Didn't think that out of everything i've done THIS is what caused for a divorce to happen but-"
"Hey, what's that in the sky coming down this way?" Max said as he stared at the window. The mice got up to look, and realizitation set into them. "OH MY GOD THAT'S A FUCKING METEOR! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!"

Max quickly left the room. "FUCK NO, IF I'M GOING BACK TO HELL, I'M GONNA GO WITH MY HUSBAND! BYE!" Brain and Pinky looked at him shocked as he left the room. "NO WAIT! ...Well Pinky, i suppose this is the last time we'll see eachother unless there really is an afterlife. May i atleast grab your-?"
"Fuck no, i'm still mad at you. I'm gonna die in the corner over there, while you die here."
"Oh... Alright."

Then everyone fucking died. The end.