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Bat-Man
Any criminal sightings, whether that be a common criminal or a rogue, report it to the police. I have set them up with a line that allows for anonymous calls. The rogues won't be able to find your address either, I assure you.
Riddler: @Bat-Man Riddle Me This... What could you possibly think this would make me want to do?
HarleyQuinn: Yeah, and Bats, we all know most of Gotham just posts that type of thing here.
Bat-Man: @HarleyQuinn I know. I was just trying.
HarleyQuinn: @Bat-Man ... Ya know, that's kinda sad. Sorry about them B-Man. :(
RandomGotham#3
How long do you guys bet it'll take Riddler to crack into the new 'anonymous' police line?
Riddler: ["Hello, Mx, I would like to report a sighting of The Penguin's men, who seem to be congregating all together. I think they might be..."] About twenty minutes. @Bat-Man Disappointing. Is your old age getting to you?
Batman: @Riddler I'm only a couple years older than you.
Gothamite#50: Ohhhh lore guys!
Gothamite#78
@RedHood Just saw Joker near the Narrows!
RedHood: On it!
Bat-Man: @RedHood No, I know how you get with him. I'll get him.
RedHood: @Bat-Man Yeah, I get with him how you should.
Robin: @RedHood Hood, don't antagonize, Batman. We have other things to be doing.
RedHood: @Robin Whatever you say, Babybat.
HarleyQuinn
Heyya BatFam! Ignore the people sayin me and Pam are at the Wayne Chemical Plant! We're not! And we haven't been there since the last time you arrested us!
Bat-Man: Who is at the Chemical Plant then, Harley?
HarleyQuinn: @Bat-Man Well, ya didn't hear it from me but... Man-Bat's been cooking up a new scheme.
Bat-Man: @HarleyQuinn Thank you Harley, I will look into this.
Bat-Man
Since it seems clear no one is going to be contacting the police, I would just like to ask you all to tag the vigilantes you are trying to contact.
RedHood: Really B, this is a dumbass post.
RedRobin: @RedHood Now don't be too mean.
Gothamite#27: I'll be sure to do that! ^^
Bat-Man: @Gothamite#27 Thank you.