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  1. I adore you (and your ass) by for perfchan

    Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender  

    13 Feb 2023

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    Keith, contrary to popular belief, enjoyed finding facts in silly things; it took three-hundred and sixty-four human licks to get to the middle of a lollipop, one-fifty with Keith’s Galra tongue, and only thirty two well placed licks to have Shiro coming over himself like a schoolboy on his first date.

    Some facts were more helpful than others.

    This knowledge was why Keith had his face in his forearms, slumped over a desk and vibrating with barely contained Grump.

    “Okay, hold on, I’m confused. Why are you moping again?”

    The next glare was directed up at Lance, sulky and sullen. “We’re having less sex.”

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